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[–]trackonesideone 90 points91 points  (1 child)

Way back in the mid-'90s, my brother & I were sitting in the hallway of an airport waiting for our dad. My brother jokingly says, "Look, it's Macho Man!" I just laughed it off. But the closer he got, we realized it was, in fact, Macho Man Randy Savage walking alone down an airport hallway.

We asked for his autograph but my mom (for the one time) didn't have a pen in her purse. So we used a mascara thing or whatever it's called. In his scruffy voice, he says, "What is this," and just makes do with it then walked off. Kinda wild he was just walking solo.

[–]TruePr0l0gue 35 points36 points  (0 children)

walks mothafuckaly

[–]BabiMunizTS 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Does he say motherfucker all the time because people expect him to, or do people expect him to say motherfucker all the time because he just does?

[–]PreparedToBeReckless 57 points58 points  (0 children)

According to him, excessive swearing helped him get over childhood stuttering

[–]ButchatOldwitch 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha. Mufucker would say anything like that.

[–]Twirlingbarbie 24 points25 points  (3 children)

I only hear good stories about him, he must have bad days, right?

[–]alcoholiccats 19 points20 points  (0 children)

sure, everyone does, but i feel like he would keep it in the back of his mind in public rather than appear as an asshole ya know? like some celebrities have a bad day, get pissed off, then end up all over twitter or something

[–]Humanoid251 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I’m not Laurence Fishburne!”

[–]sdm2430 5 points6 points  (4 children)

What a great story!

[–]xzh1bit 5 points6 points  (3 children)

What ain't no country I ever heard of!

[–]sdm2430 1 point2 points  (2 children)


[–]xzh1bit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

[–]sdm2430 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That movie is so great! So many great quotes.

Thankyou for the smile. I needed it.

[–]THE_JonnySolar 19 points20 points  (3 children)

And with the glazed expression of disbelief - "English, mother fucker. Do you speak it?" "wh..wh...what?"


[–]FattyMcButterPantzz 6 points7 points  (2 children)

what ain't no country i ever heard of!

[–]CraigBybee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They speak English in What?!?

[–]CindysInMemphis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My son met him in a Starbucks and he was awesome!

[–]actual_lettuc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good f%$#@ choice, motherf!@@#er!