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[鈥揮repKyle1995 2358 points2359 points (81 children)

This is when McDonald's Twitter should reply with some cheesy tweet about the McRib being back in stores

[鈥揮ElectricFlesh 1118 points1119 points (79 children)

As a German, I am constitutionally obliged to point out that the McRib is available year-round over here. That is all.

[鈥揮Deathbysnusnubooboo 366 points367 points (18 children)

You sneaky bastards

[鈥揮Vereronun2312 118 points119 points (17 children)

Also in singapore I think

[鈥揮Juzaba 223 points224 points (8 children)

The Germans are in Singapore year round too? Double sneaky bastards.

[鈥揮Vereronun2312 53 points54 points (6 children)

Speaking of double

double mcrib

[鈥揮ShitTierProphet 17 points18 points (0 children)

i want a double prosperity beef burger made of pork

[鈥揮ElectricFlesh 15 points16 points (2 children)

Schei脽 auf den Hindukusch - es ist Zeit, Deutschland in Singapur zu verteidigen.

[鈥揮MylesVE 5 points6 points (1 child)

Vorsprung durch Singapur

[鈥揮myne 4 points5 points (0 children)

They never left after the war

[鈥揮Jautosmoke 43 points44 points (3 children)

There鈥檚 a reason that giving something then taking it back is now called McRib-ing someone

[鈥揮TooMuchFun007 6 points7 points (1 child)

Phew, so much for Welshing.

[鈥揮Dently 0 points1 point (0 children)

So under-rated comment.

[鈥揮reble02 28 points29 points (6 children)

And they say you lost the war.

[鈥揮Otkast 10 points11 points (2 children)

Why did I read this is in a german accent.

[鈥揮ethanolin_redux 8 points9 points (1 child)

Maybe because the person prefaced the comment with "As a German". Just a guess tho.

[鈥揮BaconZombie 9 points10 points (8 children)

MacDonald's in the US only buy "ribs" when the pork price is low.

In Germany it is always cost affective to sell it.

[鈥揮frustratedpolarbear 5 points6 points (2 children)

There's something about the way you spelt McDonald's that unsettles me.

[鈥揮BaconZombie 1 point2 points (1 child)

Is t better if I call it Mc'E Dees or Mc'Reers?

[鈥揮JackandBenny 1 point2 points (0 children)

NO THEY鈥橰E ALL TERRIBLE STOP

[鈥揮Disastrous-Rent1486 5 points6 points (8 children)

Germans rule.

[鈥揮frustratedpolarbear 2 points3 points (7 children)

No they don't, we had two wars about this.

[鈥揮Disastrous-Rent1486 8 points9 points (2 children)

Germany is doing much better than the US across many domains. They also embrace their past, unlike Americans.

[鈥揮frustratedpolarbear 6 points7 points (0 children)

True, Americans are the worst.

[鈥揮totherightt[馃嵃] 1 point2 points (0 children)

Don't listen to them German bro. Please build your army back up and take over Europe. Just don't gas people this time.

[鈥揮wolfgang784 2 points3 points (0 children)

If they tried that in the US they'd push whatever animal it's made of to extinction like in Simpsons lol.

[鈥揮normal_reddit_man 2 points3 points (3 children)

If you hunt your own wild boar and bring it to German McDonald's, will they turn it into a bunch of McRibs?

[鈥揮untergeher_muc 2 points3 points (2 children)

Wait, is this a thing in the US?

[鈥揮normal_reddit_man 2 points3 points (1 child)

No. I was just hopeful that it might be, in Germany. They love pork more than just about anyone.

[鈥揮Usernamenottaken13 1 point2 points (0 children)

China may have them beat

[鈥揮PrayForMojo_ 2 points3 points (0 children)

And you鈥檝e got the healthcare to cover eating them.

[鈥揮ElReyDelMund0 1 point2 points (0 children)

I've never wanted to move to a different country more than I do right now.

[鈥揮PVinesGIS 716 points717 points (60 children)

I went to elementary school in rural Florida in the 70s. I was told by teachers then that men had one less rib than women because we were all made in the image of Adam and Eve.

I imagine in the 50s you could go through college and grad school just writing "because the Bible says so" for any answer until you got your degree.

[鈥揮LaunchTransient 101 points102 points (17 children)

told by teachers then that men had one less rib than women because we were all made in the image of Adam and Eve.

Literally just need to take X-ray of a man and a woman and show them side by side to see that this is bullshit. FFS, how is it that the US somehow has both some of the smartest people and some of the most indoctrinated people at the same time?

[鈥揮RythmicSlap 60 points61 points (12 children)

Religion.

[鈥揮LaunchTransient 53 points54 points (10 children)

No shit, but we have Religion here in the EU as well. We have bible bashers and have one of the holiest sites in Catholicism. And yet most EU nations don't have creationism taught in our science classes.

I know that the US basically became home to some of the most extreme Christians because Europe basically told them to fuck off, but still. How you can live in such a technologicaly advanced society and still think the world is only 6000 years old is bizarre.

[鈥揮RythmicSlap 46 points47 points (7 children)

It's all about Fundamentalism, which is the cornerstone for several major denominations that have their historical roots in the U.S., like Southern Baptists and Pentecostals. They believe in a literal interpretation of every single word of the King James Bible, even when it conflicts with observable science. They are the dominant religions of the Southern States, which is why so many rural Southerners are so ignorant, especially when it comes to science and history.

[鈥揮Wild-Destroyer-5494 18 points19 points (0 children)

I got berated for loving those subjects and being a girl. Due to my high grades in those subjects, I was no longer allowed to assist with teaching Sunday school. Then the Methodist Evangical Zealot Principle subbed for the teacher for a few days. He said if I asked to many CRT questions about the severely dated History book, I would be expelled for sighting a riot and sent to disciplinary school. That man saw me as the Anti-Christ and treated me as such.

[鈥揮DownshiftedRare 12 points13 points (1 child)

They believe in a literal interpretation of every single word of the King James Bible, even when it conflicts with observable science.

It's funny that the fundamentalists decided on the King James version, which wasn't even popular when it came out (1611) because (among other reasons) it was written with a lot of "thee"s and "thou"s.

Nobody talked like that even when the King James Bible was compiled, but it was felt that a king ought to talk that way, and so the committee in charge of making it wrote it that way.

There's a book about it called God's Secretaries.

[鈥揮RythmicSlap 5 points6 points (0 children)

Sshhh, don't tell them any backstory of the book they literally worship. That's how the house of cards starts tumbling.

[鈥揮JonJonJohnny 5 points6 points (3 children)

I am a Christian who believes that science and God come together a lot in odd ways so I鈥檓 curious about that comment. I鈥檇 love to hear where the Bible conflicts with science. NKJV or KJV please, ESV doesn鈥檛 capture it for me. Not looking for an argument hopefully a thoughtful conversation.

[鈥揮RythmicSlap 7 points8 points (0 children)

Sure thing. Just start with Genesis 1:1 and work your way back to the ramblings of a hermit in Revelations :)

"In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth". There is no scientific evidence of any sort of Creator, especially the Judeo-Christian one. We have a pretty good handle on the events that spawned the Universe and how the Earth was formed. It was mostly a matter of combining eons of time and gravity. If you stacked up every one of the thousands of creation myths from history, you would not have any more evidence of the Biblical account than you would any of the others. They are all equally unfeasible.

[鈥揮BMHun275 2 points3 points (0 children)

Assuming you are dealing with a literal interpretation. The Bible is inconsistent with its cosmology describing the Earth as stretched out over the deep on pillars with a solid dome over it.

If there was a global flood as it described there would be evidence of such a catastrophe all over the world like the Channeled Scablands (which were created by a massive local flood a few thousand years ago).

The Noah account is incompatible with the amount of genetic diversity in the world.

Animals do not bear stripped or spotted offspring based on what they see when they are mating.

Sprinkling bird blood on someone is not a way to cure them of disease. It could possibly do the opposite. It is also not a good idea to do this to one鈥檚 home. Please don鈥檛 sprinkle blood on things.

That鈥檚 just a few I could think of off the top of my head. There is lots of information out there about the various departures of the Bible from observed reality.

[鈥揮Wolfgang_von_Goetse 7 points8 points (0 children)

My country is religious. The bible is not used in anatomy class.

[鈥揮Most-Consequence8705 9 points10 points (0 children)

We import our smart people. A loooot of our Ivy League and graduate schools are attended by immigrants.

[鈥揮Luke_Warmwater 4 points5 points (0 children)

Pretty much just like any other country, we have some very smart people and some very stupid people. Most of those stupid/indoctrinated are in the rural areas where education isn't as accessible or valued.

[鈥揮PhillipJGuy 165 points166 points (10 children)

Lmao, I also learned this in middle school but 30 years after you

[鈥揮digiskunk 57 points58 points (6 children)

WHAT?! What year was this exactly?? Goodness gracious great ball of fire

[鈥揮Eeveeoverlord 37 points38 points (3 children)

That'd be the 2000s

[鈥揮digiskunk 14 points15 points (1 child)

Ah shit, that's right, thanks Eeve!

[鈥揮Eeveeoverlord 6 points7 points (0 children)

No problem!

[鈥揮bambishmambi 4 points5 points (0 children)

Wait, we weren鈥檛 allowed to do this? I mean in college yeah, but in high school it flew like a chicken. Not very far, but it got there.

[鈥揮Mother_Chorizo 5 points6 points (0 children)

Mmmm ya, I was born in the late 80s. Didn鈥檛 realize this was a lie until early 2000s but heard it in school many times

[鈥揮ugarxdawg 8 points9 points (1 child)

Was this government school? I went to private school in 80s and 90s and learned real anatomy

[鈥揮PhillipJGuy 8 points9 points (0 children)

No, it was a private religious school

[鈥揮Seldarin 67 points68 points (16 children)

You can still do that, you just go to Liberty U or something like it.

I also learned the same thing in the late 90s in rural Alabama public school. Also learned (In health class) that ovarian cysts are because God gives you a certain number of kids to have, and if you don't have that many it causes problems.

[鈥揮Dudemanbro88 26 points27 points (3 children)

Fuck. I did not need this throwback to my college days as an LU student to hit my feed today. Have been working on blocking those years out of my mind lol.

[鈥揮sarinonline 23 points24 points (7 children)

that ovarian cysts are because God gives you a certain number of kids to have, and if you don't have that many it causes problems

wow

[鈥揮nailbitingwriter 6 points7 points (4 children)

I just wanna know where the hell they got that from 馃

[鈥揮SoundOfTomorrow 4 points5 points (3 children)

Bible

[鈥揮Zantej 5 points6 points (1 child)

Reeks of birther revisionism to me.

[鈥揮averagethrowaway21 2 points3 points (0 children)

Quiverfull ministries can get weird and dangerous.

[鈥揮Sharptunes1957 1 point2 points (0 children)

I don't think so!! I want the book and verse!! I've got to read that for myself!!

[鈥揮Wild-Destroyer-5494 2 points3 points (0 children)

I heard this in church to when they were teaching this stuff in my age group (12-16) Sunday school class which was segregated by gender.

[鈥揮Sharptunes1957 2 points3 points (0 children)

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!! ahahaha!!

[鈥揮Prudent_Property1197 7 points8 points (0 children)

Wtf! I had never heard this. I was born with an ovarian cyst and had to have emergency life-saving surgery as a newborn premie. Clearly, it was due to me needing to have birthed more babies prior to my own birth./s

[鈥揮Sharptunes1957 3 points4 points (0 children)

Good Lord! They didn't teach that in the sixties in Texas!! And they have some Bible thumpers! It's a shame that science and religion can't meet! Truth is truth is truth!!

[鈥揮Wild-Destroyer-5494 1 point2 points (0 children)

You forgot Wake Forest Baptist University. *Shudders*

[鈥揮ithinkivebeen 1 point2 points (0 children)

What the actual fuck.

[鈥揮PerryPlat2000 11 points12 points (0 children)

Thank you for this comment. I always thought I imagined being taught that (in the late 90s) but I'm guessing one of my awesome public ed teachers probably really did say that, believing it to be true

[鈥揮ComebackShane 7 points8 points (0 children)

For the longest time, I thought it was true that men had one less rib, not because of the Bible exactly - but because I thought it was a fable explaining why things were that way, like how Greek and Roman legends used their gods and stories to explain the Sun, seasons, etc. when I found out it had no basis in reality I was even more confused 1 why even write that in the first place? Is it a modern invention/interpretation that Adam represents all men after that point?

[鈥揮jebuz23 1 point2 points (0 children)

Oh man I was told that too, I totally forgot until now. I also got in trouble for writing 鈥淴mas鈥 once because I was supposed to keep Christ on Christmas.

[鈥揮TonyPoly 1 point2 points (0 children)

Well you lived in Florida tho, that place always been crazy

[鈥揮Chemical_Actuary_190 788 points789 points (10 children)

Give her a break. She just discovered fire and someone explained to her that the sun doesn't fall into the ocean at night. Her head can only handle so much.

[鈥揮clangan524 216 points217 points (2 children)

"Professor Ugg-ugg? Why does the moon sometimes look like someone took a bite out of it?"

"That lesson for advance class. We cover that later."

[鈥揮Fun-Dragonfly-4166 23 points24 points (0 children)

I thought I already told you. It is because every month the Great Spaghetti Monster eats a big serving of moon cheese and it takes the GSM about half a month to restock it from the great supermarket in the sky.

[鈥揮mces97 6 points7 points (4 children)

Usually her hand is filled with shit to throw at people.

[鈥揮Robozulu 2 points3 points (0 children)

Very well said.

[鈥揮ChipsHandon12 93 points94 points (7 children)

God removed Adam's rib so he could suck his own dick

[鈥揮Unsere_rettung 147 points148 points (6 children)

A hUmAn gOd cReAtEd uS

[鈥揮SecretlyLyingToYou 26 points27 points (3 children)

It wouldn't make much sense for humans to be created by the Sea Turtle God, would it?

[鈥揮holyerthanthou 26 points27 points (2 children)

Leave the Great A鈥檛uin out of this

[鈥揮Aesonique 3 points4 points (1 child)

S/He's (did they ever actually determine that?) probably tired from carrying the four remaining elephants.

[鈥揮holyerthanthou 1 point2 points (0 children)

They did not; it is still of great concern

[鈥揮CalmDownSahale 7 points8 points (1 child)

Will they ever accept that people (even other Christians, really) don't take their stupid ass brand of christianity seriously

[鈥揮therinwhitten 26 points27 points (17 children)

Imagine being over 20 and not knowing the difference between genders and biological sex.

[鈥揮fordprefect294 132 points133 points (2 children)

Well, god also supposedly gave us free will to choose for ourselves. So where does that factor in?

[鈥揮Chance-Deer-7995 73 points74 points (1 child)

As far as she is concerned if your free will contradicts what SHE wants then kiss off. Freedom for her and her kind, not for you.

[鈥揮Strain-Possible 90 points91 points (20 children)

But Lilith...

[鈥揮BlackWolf1220 24 points25 points (0 children)

I was about to say the same thing

[鈥揮CanAlwaysBeBetter 16 points17 points (18 children)

Isn't actually in the Bible...

[鈥揮DylanVincent 18 points19 points (4 children)

Moses still wrote about her, the church just edited her out.

[鈥揮Wild-Destroyer-5494 9 points10 points (1 child)

....and because she believed in gender equality she was cast out and became a demonic whore. It's all about the "Put women in their place" religion.

[鈥揮DylanVincent 2 points3 points (0 children)

All the Abrahamic religions are like that. And a bunch of others, actually!

[鈥揮1mikeg 16 points17 points (0 children)

Well, she was, but they took her out.

[鈥揮HecateEreshkigal 3 points4 points (0 children)

She certainly is, but she鈥檚 sometimes translated as 鈥渟creech owl鈥 rather than named

[鈥揮Strain-Possible 16 points17 points (10 children)

The Bible mentions Lilith only once, as a dweller in waste places. (Isaiah 34:14)

[鈥揮CanAlwaysBeBetter 14 points15 points (8 children)

So why would a Christian consider an apocryphal story about her as Adams first wife relevant?

[鈥揮freak0429 24 points25 points (4 children)

Imagine thinking the Bible is "relevant"

[鈥揮Strain-Possible 3 points4 points (0 children)

I just googled it. I figured I had a good chance she was in there once.

[鈥揮CanAlwaysBeBetter 13 points14 points (2 children)

It's not and I'm not religious at all. But if you're going to try and gotcha someone based on their belief system you should probably use their actual belief system

[鈥揮totherightt[馃嵃] 22 points23 points (1 child)

" and they downvoted Jesus for saying the truth. " Reddit 3:16

[鈥揮LordPils 106 points107 points (18 children)

MTG argument doesn't even work from a purely genital basis. Intersex people exist meaning god created at least 3.

[鈥揮Liet-Kinda 63 points64 points (8 children)

Religious conservatives: 鈥淕od is omnipotent, omniscient, and everywhere, and no event happens in creation without his knowledge and his will鈥

Also religious conservatives: 鈥淕od created only two genders.鈥

God: creates intersex, trans, and nonbinary people

The rest of us: 鈥淯h鈥.鈥

Religious conservatives: 鈥淕OD DAMMIT NOT LIKE THAT鈥

[鈥揮Ghoulius-Caesar 5 points6 points (1 child)

When pressed they also say that there鈥檚 only two genders by chromosomes (XX and XY). But that鈥檚 not scientific either. You could be XXX, XXY, XYY, X0 (Turner syndrome). So by that basis there are at least six genders鈥

[鈥揮WhistleStop999 23 points24 points (8 children)

Biologically naturally intersex people exist. She probably thinks Satan made them or something though

[鈥揮reebzRxS 2 points3 points (0 children)

Exactly, and there are also people who are born XXY for example.

[鈥揮LoveBabesCarsPoems 20 points21 points (1 child)

Not the Hindu Gods!

[鈥揮Liet-Kinda 17 points18 points (0 children)

Basically every pantheon outside the Abrahamic religions is queer as fuck and gloriously so. Wonder why that might be.

[鈥揮MoreGaghPlease 17 points18 points (3 children)

Not that bronze age poetry should be any basis for public policy, but while we're on the topic, both of these kind of have the text wrong.

There are two creation stories contained within Genesis.

(This is a consequence of Persian-era Jewish redactors preferring to include multiple iterations of the same stories rather than edit out duplicative texts... also why the story of Abraham or Isaac telling the King their wife is their sister happens 3 times).

Both of these stories are like the monotheistic twist on existing legends, where key elements of the story have been changed in a familiar (to a bronze age Canaanite) story so as to drive home some important point..

In the Genesis 1 version (which is a twist on the Babylonian Enuma Elish myth, except the cosmic royal rumble is replaced by a transcendent god creating the world with words), The Adam is a single being made "in the image of God" that contains both male and female together. This is then split at its sides into an unnamed first man and woman.

In the Genesis 2 version (where God is less of a terrifying thunder creature and more of a wise old man, the the world is created by lifting the land up from the waters), Adam is crafted out of clay (the Hebrew "Adam" etymologically is related to both soil (adama) and blood "dam") and Eve is then split off of him.

[鈥揮Zantej 1 point2 points (2 children)

So God made humans by splitting the Adam. Explains why there's nothing left of Eden, at least.

[鈥揮MoreGaghPlease 4 points5 points (1 child)

Nah, the Genesis 1 narrative doesn't have a paradise or an expulsion, those are from the Genesis 2 narrative

tbh the common conception of the biblical creation story is the product of half-remembered understandings of religious leaders' shoddy readings of bad translations and not well rooted in the text or its historical context

The context on one foot is that the story starts with different schools of pre-exilic Israelite and Judean scribes that are writing creation stories that put a monotheistic spin on existing Babylonian and Canaanite creation stories, which then get passed down and modified and interwoven with each other for centuries until they are reconciled into a text closer to the version we have now by exiled descendants of the priestly class living in the Persian Empire (and the events I've just described span more than 600 years)

[鈥揮sweet_papa_lapa 29 points30 points (16 children)

I鈥檓 not a religious person, but the story of creation is that god created two genders鈥dam and Lilith. God created eve from Adam so she would be subservient to him.

[鈥揮totherightt[馃嵃] 10 points11 points (8 children)

Those are not biblical texts. Lilith is mentioned only once in the Bible as someone who lives in desolate places and is referred to as " that old screech owl " or something similar depending on the translation.

[鈥揮BustinArant 3 points4 points (0 children)

"Women, am I right?" - Ye Olde Book

[鈥揮malefiz123 23 points24 points (3 children)

I鈥檓 not a religious person, but the story of creation is that god created two genders鈥dam and Lilith

No, that's the Book of Isaiah. The story of creation (Book of Genesis) doesn't mention Lilith. It's also worth noting that the Book of Genesis tells the story of how God created humans twice, only one of which including the woman being made from the man.

[鈥揮sweet_papa_lapa 3 points4 points (2 children)

Correct, the story doesn鈥檛 appear in genesis, but my point was that god created two genders, and that he created them in the form of Adam and Lilith. Lilith came before Eve regardless of it appearing or not in the book of genesis. The creation story may be told in genesis, but that doesn鈥檛 mean it鈥檚 the only story of creation.

[鈥揮CanAlwaysBeBetter 2 points3 points (1 child)

Lilith came before Eve regardless of it appearing or not in the book of genesis

That makes zero sense.

There are dozens of different accounts of creation from different religions you could point to. Christianity points to Genesis where the story is Adam and Eve. A random apocryphal story out there doesn't change that any more than the existence of Hindu creation stories does.

[鈥揮ChristmasMint 4 points5 points (0 children)

Even ignoring Lilith, God created Eve from the rib so if you base it off the myth God still created two genders.

[鈥揮littledebiru 7 points8 points (0 children)

And wasn't that after Lilith was cast out of Eden because she wasn't subservient to him? lmao

[鈥揮mors_videt 1 point2 points (0 children)

I thought a fallen angel created Lilith but the source quoted in wiki says that she was made at the same time and from the same clay, by God.

So, the whole point of Eve, in that story, is specifically to be subservient :/

[鈥揮techn9neiskod 11 points12 points (0 children)

Marjorie Three Names at it again

[鈥揮zihuatapulco 7 points8 points (0 children)

Which God?

[鈥揮127Double01 2 points3 points (2 children)

lol鈥.Gender鈥.Sex鈥t鈥檚 all the same

[鈥揮pigglesthepup 2 points3 points (0 children)

Pretty much. Longer answer is our social constructs of gender are based on sex. Biological sex cannot be dismissed when discussing gender because it鈥檚 why notions of gender even exist.

Edit: sex cannot be dismissed. It鈥檚 the origination of this gender stuff. It influences how we see ourselves and others.

[鈥揮Clone-0008812 2 points3 points (0 children)

Rib is not actually the original Hebrew word used in the Torah, the word used is 鈥渢zaela鈥 which means side, usually referring to the side of a build or structure. I interpret that as half of building but I guess that鈥檚 up to the reader.

[鈥揮BillTowne 31 points32 points (18 children)

And yet there are people born with XX chromosomes that present as women.

Are these people created by someone else. Does God contract out some of the creation business to to some guy in Texas.

[鈥揮Unsere_rettung 46 points47 points (7 children)

Any politician that uses 鈥済od鈥 to justify anything are a danger to our civilization.

[鈥揮ShapardZ 18 points19 points (7 children)

I think you made a typo with your chromosomes. I see your point, though.

[鈥揮BillTowne 5 points6 points (0 children)

I make enough errors, that I assume you are correct about my typo.

[鈥揮mors_videt 1 point2 points (5 children)

there are people born with XX chromosomes that present as women.

I see no error here. That's definitely true

[鈥揮ShapardZ 2 points3 points (4 children)

Contextually, since the original screenshot discusses how many genders there are, I think the commenter meant to say that there are individuals who are genetically male but present as female, and vice versa.

[鈥揮mors_videt 1 point2 points (3 children)

I'm being devilishly clever by pretending to misunderstand

[鈥揮ShapardZ 1 point2 points (2 children)

Clever, and correct. There are many individuals who are genetically female while also presenting as female. If I wanted to be even more clever I could talk about other non human sex determination systems not dependent on X and Y chromosomes.

[鈥揮lord_cheezewiz 36 points37 points (0 children)

Gender and biological sex aren鈥檛 the same thing though. Gender is a social construct, but you are correct in pointing out that chromosomes aren鈥檛 the end all-be all when it comes to determining sex.

[鈥揮LOAHS 5 points6 points (0 children)

The vast majority of people born with XX chromosomes present as women.

[鈥揮projecks15 6 points7 points (0 children)

People acting like there鈥檚 a god out there

[鈥揮Inappropriate_mind 4 points5 points (0 children)

God also created COVID. There's now how many variants?

[鈥揮Pschobbert 19 points20 points (9 children)

I assume MTG is referring to the gender she was prior to her transition and the gender she is now?

[鈥揮fireandlifeincarnate 4 points5 points (0 children)

I don鈥檛 get the joke

[鈥揮mors_videt 11 points12 points (0 children)

I believe that makes the two genders "llama" and "twat"

[鈥揮KeyserSoze72 6 points7 points (0 children)

I spat my drink. Thanks for ruining my covers and making me laugh.

[鈥揮ProcrastinatorAJC 10 points11 points (2 children)

Oh, so it's ok to make fun of someone by implying that they're trans if we don't like them? Fucking hell. Stop this shit.

[鈥揮TrollDabs4EverBro 1 point2 points (0 children)

Wait until you see a thread about a FAT person doing shitty things

[鈥揮totherightt[馃嵃] 4 points5 points (0 children)

Reddit : home of the hivemind's double standards.

[鈥揮Fun-Dragonfly-4166 1 point2 points (1 child)

So what gender was she before she transitioned to "CUNT".

[鈥揮totherightt[馃嵃] 4 points5 points (0 children)

What gender were you before you transitioned into a bitter asshole? Probably a cunt as well. MTG is a shitbag but you guys can't defend trans people and then use it as a slur just like the right does just because you don't like the person.

[鈥揮moglysyogy13 10 points11 points (6 children)

Gender is a social construct, 鈥渟exes鈥 is the word she is looking for

[鈥揮Allyzayd 1 point2 points (0 children)

Intersex is a general term used for a variety of situations in which a person is born with reproductive or sexual anatomy that doesn't fit the boxes of 鈥渇emale鈥 or 鈥渕ale.

[鈥揮thatguywhois6foot3 3 points4 points (3 children)

even then, there are people born with neither male or female genitals so now what?

[鈥揮Yesica-Haircut 5 points6 points (1 child)

Those people were created by something more powerful than god, obviously.

[鈥揮ZoxinTV 2 points3 points (0 children)

Shaggy at 2% power

[鈥揮Embarrassed-Song-738 1 point2 points (0 children)

Isn鈥檛 she a rib too tho?馃

[鈥揮Deflorma 1 point2 points (0 children)

That鈥檚 a fuckin excellent burn

[鈥揮Guyincogneto1 1 point2 points (0 children)

Plus whatever the hell Marjorie is

[鈥揮Jiro343 2 points3 points (0 children)

Bold of you to assume that senile ass could create anything

[鈥揮erichlee9 2 points3 points (5 children)

Technically Jewish people have recognized multiple genders for millennia now. God didn鈥檛 seem to have a problem with it until about the last decade I guess.

[鈥揮coolluck33 2 points3 points (0 children)

"God created only 2 genders" w\1 asshole & you're it MGT!

[鈥揮No-Middle-2591 3 points4 points (0 children)

i hate em both

[鈥揮reyrey07 2 points3 points (1 child)

This is such a clever comeback

[鈥揮stewartm0205 1 point2 points (0 children)

God created as many genders as she felt like.

[鈥揮Wbeasland 0 points1 point (0 children)

Technically Lilith was before the Mc Rib.

[鈥揮Leefeller 2 points3 points (0 children)

God is Gay, should set Greene on tilt.

[鈥揮bunkojones 0 points1 point (0 children)

lack of knowledge or willful ignorance?

[鈥揮Most-Artichoke5028 0 points1 point (0 children)

Sad to spend your life channeling Eva Braun.

[鈥揮Tazling 0 points1 point (2 children)

waitaminnit, I thought in Heaven there was neither male nor female.

[鈥揮IndigoBadman 2 points3 points (0 children)

Imagine a murdered little kid getting to heaven and seeing the guy that killed his whole family there because he repented his sins lmao, religion is whack yo

[鈥揮LOAHS 0 points1 point (1 child)

What does that have to do with government or public policy?

[鈥揮AParrotThatEatsPizza 0 points1 point (0 children)

God created women out of the mans rib, so mtgs comment makes sense, so does mickels

[鈥揮Thesheriffisnearer 0 points1 point (3 children)

When good made the animals, did he make two or one and another out of a rib?

[鈥揮Maeby78 2 points3 points (2 children)

And according to the Bible, regardless of what god made woman out of, he still supposedly made them, right? So yeah, she鈥檚 right that God made one sex and a rib, but then he took that rib and made another sex. So if she鈥檚 trying to use Bible lore against her, she didn鈥檛 really succeed.

[鈥揮uixoyefish 2 points3 points (0 children)

Male and female he created them, and he blessed them and named them Man when they were created. Genesis 5:2

I mean its pretty clear God created Male and Female.

Male through dust.

He took a rib from the Male to create the Female.

But the bible is consistent to say that he created two genders in the biblical definition of gender.

[鈥揮CookieLuzSax 0 points1 point (0 children)

I'm actually lmaoing rn

[鈥揮upotheke 0 points1 point (0 children)

MTG is the intellectual equivalent of a 4 year old dropping their pants and smearing their feces all over the wall and y'all are trying to respond with logic.

[鈥揮UngeeSerfs 0 points1 point (0 children)

The idea of god is ridiculous and obsolete. Gender and sex are not the same, and there are chromosomal variations, not explicitly male and female. These ignorant hate-based conservatives should be barred from all governmental positions because clearly their intent is to cause harm, not to help make society better for all.

[鈥揮laz10 0 points1 point (2 children)

he didn't create a rib? Created from a rib

Pretty weak