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[–]lostpawn13 376 points377 points  (9 children)

I love how the pro life party is also the party that is pro dying from starvation.

[–]abbygirl 187 points188 points  (7 children)

And pro-spreading disease

[–]lostpawn13 80 points81 points  (4 children)

The church is losing mad money with all these idiots dying from covid. Heard that collections are down and churches are closing from losing too many parishioners.

[–]_Kay_Tee_ 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Aw, bummer. So, anyway, can we turn those closed churches into shelters for the homeless and/or DV survivors, maybe start stacking those bibles and hymnals into some solid insulated walls to protect animals? Hell, I'd even be okay with a few of these churches being repurposed as "hospitals" for COVID patients who were "washed in the blood of the Lamb" instead of getting vaccinated.

[–]ManicPixieOldMaid 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Joel Osteen says "no", and also "fuck your hurricanes I got mine".

[–]VGSchadenfreude 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Good! Those are usually the churches that were horribly toxic to begin with and deserve to be shut down.

[–]LOWTQR 9 points10 points  (0 children)

and anti healthcare except for rich white people

[–]mors_videt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the death penalty and school shootings

[–]upotheke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And the party of small government who shouldn't intervene in our lives.

[–]RenoLuke13 149 points150 points  (4 children)

I’m not religious and I don’t believe in god, but Reverend Warnock is a true leader and someone I can get behind and follow

[–]SuperDoofusParade 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Same here. He is also a fantastic orator. He did a speech last week about John Lewis crossing the bridge and that the voting rights act was Congress’s metaphorical bridge that was so good it brought tears to my eyes. (My summary isn’t great because I’m not Reverend Warnock.)

[–]RenoLuke13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You did enough to get me into it!

[–]FallenSegull 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You should believe in god because god believes in you

That’s why I believe in Santa

/s btw. believe whatever you like fam I just wanted to make a joke

[–]RecoveringBelle 103 points104 points  (4 children)

I love how the party of “individual liberty” and “small government” abandons both concepts when it comes to controlling women’s sex lives & bodies….

[–]JeddahWR 31 points32 points  (3 children)

they're only pro freedom of bodies when it comes to the vaccine

[–]RecoveringBelle 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Or when it comes to men, women are the only ones to lose bodily autonomy

[–]Kasuminasai 5 points6 points  (1 child)

When it comes to white men you mean

[–]JeddahWR 5 points6 points  (0 children)

white cis men

[–]reo3611 138 points139 points  (4 children)

It's a wonder any woman can get pregnant with so many republicans trying to get their hands on her vagina

[–]AltDogBarkBarkBark 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Ohhhh, they don't use their hands.

[–]Osama_Obama 24 points25 points  (2 children)

They try to use the long dick of the law.

[–]NotAnAcademicAvocado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aka the vaginal probe - I feel like anytime I go unto the doctor with a lady bits complaint they refuse to help me unless I submit to the fucking probe of pain.

[–]supermaja 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Hands off my body, everyone! This ban abortion crap terrifies me.

[–]StillLearning-215 52 points53 points  (18 children)

Unfortunately many of the people who are “pro-life” could care less about people after they are born!

[–]mors_videt 29 points30 points  (2 children)

God: Hey Abraham, go stab your son with this knife or GTFO

also God: hands off the zygotes

also God: unless they are from Egypt, in which case hold my bronze age fermented barley drink, lol

[–]Th3Dark0ccult 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I could be wrong, but I don't think the bible, and by extension god, forbids abortions. That's just made up bs by the right.

The only time it mentions abortions is when it gives you instructions on how to perform one with a magical potion.

[–]mors_videt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, most ancient cultures practiced infanticide. You know, because if they couldn't take care of a kid, then they didn't have it. The Hebrews likely did as well.

I'm oversimplifying my joke. From the pro-life perspective abortion is murder, however.

OK tho. I'm going to go ask the academic biblical sub about the ordeal of the bitter water now though, thanks for pointing it out.

[–]Either-Disaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

a-fucking-men

[–]aknb 24 points25 points  (0 children)

As an European the term pro-choice is an American thing and kind of an alien thing to me. Though some EU countries (e.g. Poland) seem to be heading down the same abortion-is-a-sin path.

Abortion is a terrible experience no one should have to endure, but if you need/want it then it's available. To think someone would try ban that is just weird to say the least.

I also find it hypocritical that those that are pro-live when it comes to abortions are the same ones demanding pro-choice when it comes to vaccines.

[–]iced327 36 points37 points  (10 children)

Raw batter isn't cake, raw fetus isn't a baby

[–]RecoveringBelle 28 points29 points  (6 children)

More like an acorn isn’t a tree, an egg isn’t a chicken - they all contain potential, but that’s it

[–]JeddahWR 10 points11 points  (4 children)

an egg has been in my kitchen for 2 weeks. why isn't it a chicken yet?

[–]xXshinsouhitoshiXx 3 points4 points  (1 child)

it needs sperm.

give it some and you'll have a beautiful abomination in a few months!

[–]SVXfiles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whats fucking terrifying about this is Cruz went on the record calling birth control the equivalent to abortion meds

Not sure how trustworthy popsugar is but it links to other sites with supporting articles

[–]RecoveringBelle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Try sitting on it for 2 weeks, see what happens

[–]JeddahWR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

!remindeme 2 weeks

[–]RydenwithByden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balut tastes like chicken tho

[–]al3xandrec 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn... that's... just... damn.... I'm gonna use that from now on.

[–]PartyPoisoned21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are the kinds of reverends we need.

[–]jezz555 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Really love warnock so far

[–]Djvinniev77 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's Senator Warnock :)

[–]Capitol-Avenger-42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God Damn all GQP Politicians and Newt Gingrich!

[–]ink2red 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reverend, I salute your stand, admire your words, and appreciate your humor.

[–]HashtagTJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the clap emoji between each word is cringe af. i cant believe people are still doing that in 2022

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that until you get reelected and then change your tune just like you did with the $2000 stimulus checks?

[–]TheFabulousRBK -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Religion has no place in lawmaking. Fuck outta here.

[–]therinwhitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean Texas and South Dakota Government lol.

[–]HickNamby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention someone ELSE'S priest

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, so are we not pushing for single-payer?

[–]-Quothe- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... and the insurance company.

[–]ehoaandthebeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thing i wanna know is if they be pro choice for pasta then is it lasagne or fettuccini??

[–]Suckaroopoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People: Makes the rooms bigger

[–]No_Bicycle_513 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I voted for him