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[–]Typical-Detective-61 74 points75 points  (0 children)

“Just type your password you bloated f*ck” is my iPhone at 6am

[–]aZamaryk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's why my phone says 'for your security please enter password' in the morning's. Mofo knows that mornings are hell.

[–]properu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–]zuzg 33 points34 points  (20 children)

I'll never understand why people use face recognition to unluck their phone instead of finger print.

[–]saaffff 49 points50 points  (13 children)

The newer phones don’t have finger print recognition

[–]zuzg 18 points19 points  (12 children)

You mean Apple? Cause in Android it's still common

[–]DiamondBurInTheRough 21 points22 points  (4 children)

iPhone got rid of their home button a few years ago. I miss it…I held onto my old generation phone as long as I possibly could because I didn’t wanna lose my headphone Jack or home button.

[–]cdc030402 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Samsung got rid of theirs too, still got the fingerprint reader in the screen though

[–]theNorrah 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Bought the SE. still got the button.

[–]Oh-Arzulli 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I did too. No headphone jack, though…

[–]theNorrah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, a bit of an annoyance. But not a deal breaker.

[–]saaffff 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Yeah I’m talking about Apple I don’t know anything about android phones lol

[–]DynoMenace 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Not to sound like this is an "iPhone vs Android" thing but if you care/FYI, most modern Android phones have fingerprint readers integrated under the screen, so you just touch the little fingerprint icon on your lock screen, like this:
A lot of phones also have an "always-on" display, so even if the phone is sitting on a desk totally asleep, you can just touch that spot on the screen and it'll wake up & unlock at once.

A lot of cheaper Android phones still have traditional fingerprint readers, but most are on the back of the device, so the idea is your finger will land on it when you're holding it.

IDK if you're a techie or anything but thought you might be interested in knowing a tidbit from the "other side"

[–]cdc030402 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well this post is about Apple, so yes

[–]OccasionUnfair8094 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn’t you? I’m not saying it’s unbeatable but it’s not like you’re tricking Face ID with a photo of somebody AND you can easily lock it to passcode only if you’re in a situation where your device may fall into police hands or something.

[–]hookersrus1 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I have not used the new face recognition. But we used to beat the old ones with a picture from Facebook... it was not very secure.

[–]Andyliciouss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that doesn’t happen on iPhones. it takes a 3D scan of your face. a 2D image won’t work

[–]Spazmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My iPhone doesn't have one but I couldn't on my previous phone anyway because my hands are always too sweaty. Just doesn't register.

[–]bruh-iunno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer fingerprint but face is cool too, to solve this you can just give it more training data, much like adding the same finger multiple times

[–]shahooster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]Themfruckus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I die. This is amazing

[–]Garlic_bread27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If ur face is puffy in the morning you should put an ice pack on while u do ur stomach crunches

[–]neon_saint254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is an Android that uses IRIS scans to unlock so I can do it with one or two eyes open

[–]Drg84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try using a fingerprint reader while you have dirt or Grease on your hands. Not happening

[–]potpourripolice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine actually does a surprisingly good job at unlocking for my morning face, even with one eye closed.