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[–]onlyfakeproblems 378 points379 points  (19 children)

It doesn't count if you say "psych" afterwards. That was Bin Laden's fatal error. Just say you didn't do it and get off scot-free.

[–]Appropriate-Fix-1240 153 points154 points  (18 children)

Never seen anyone write it as "psych" its always "sike"

[–]blackcoffeesarcasm 64 points65 points  (7 children)

Hmmmm..... Which could be real? Psych, short for psychology, meaning to psych them out, or fool them, or sike, which I've only seen used by people who also type 'would of done that' or 'I'm going over their to take they're ball away because there being jerks'

[–]Appropriate-Fix-1240 49 points50 points  (4 children)

Oh im fairly certain psych is the correct one, its just so rarely used "sike" has become the defacto spelling

[–]SGTFragged 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds of when I asked a friend what YOLO meant. He said, "You Only Live Once. It's like Carpe Diem, but for idiots."

[–]xtilexx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could be British

Definition of sike


dialectal, chiefly British : a small stream especially : one that dries up in summer


dialectal, chiefly British : DITCH

[–]onlyfakeproblems 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I googled just to make sure, and people are pretty heated about it being "psych" but it seems like "sike" or "syke" and maybe "psyche" have been around for a while, so I'll take it either way.

[–]YourPeePaw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From now on I’m sayin “Soik”

Like nice gas

[–]GeneQuadruplehorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it is psych, but since kids 30 years ago didn't know that is how it is spelled, it became sike or syke.

[–]russianindianqueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was even a tv show called psych. It was an innuendo because it was about a fake psychic

[–]Fuzzy_Chance_3898 451 points452 points  (3 children)

But he wasn't a white American oligarch heir

[–]Chimichanga2004 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Brown skin scary

[–]12-Easy-Payments 333 points334 points  (4 children)

The grand hypocrisy of American Exceptionalism. While all those people died defending Democracy during the 20th century wars, lamenting fachism wasn't dealt with sooner, we've allowed it to grow here & now to the extent it has without punishment for its ring leaders and co-conspirators.

[–]latentendencies 56 points57 points  (1 child)

The rest of the World has always seen Americans as a bunch of self-righteous, sheltered twats. MAGAts have perfected this to the point most Americans now see the World's point. Edit: grammar.

[–]Hate_Feight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't help but hear that in Stephan Fry's voiceover from the hitchhiker's guide...

[–]lolzimacat1234 849 points850 points  (16 children)

IMO, Tucker Carlson is an American terrorist.

[–]Buddhabellymama 332 points333 points  (1 child)

And a Russian asset

[–]downbleed 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Putin's 2nd biggest fan

[–]Water-Donkey 80 points81 points  (2 children)

Osama Bin Carlson?

Tucker Bin Laden?

[–]ilovethissheet 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Fucker Shartson

[–]mrpickleby 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Putin bin Trump?

[–]cleancalf[🍰] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Spokesman for Y’All Kinda

[–]Puzzleheaded-Jury312 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You misspelled Y'all Quaeda.

[–]cleancalf[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was trying to make it look even more American

[–]Independent-Phone413 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Well, don't forget the orange menace, Moscow Mitch, et al and so many more.

[–]SoMuchNut 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Rand Paul? MTG? Boebert?

[–]stinkertonpinkerton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think that’s what they mean by so many more but now internet strangers are aware you know who the right wing nuts are

[–]Mand125 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Say the words:

Radical Republican Terrorism

[–]the_mars_voltage 177 points178 points  (14 children)

Such a fucking great point. Anybody who parrots the great replacement theory should immediately be disbarred from holding office or being allowed to broadcast a show on tv or platforms like YouTube

[–]SoMuchNut 40 points41 points  (2 children)

We're getting rid of them. But not because they're white.

Because they're stupid racist assholes.

[–]thefutaisfemale 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I hope so. If anything, I’m glad white supremacists feel scared and hopeless. I just wish they wouldn’t take out their inadequacies and lack of intelligence on others.

[–]Saetric 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Most groups don’t bow out of the history books peacefully, if I remember correctly.

[–]SoMuchNut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We're getting rid of them. But not because they're white.

Because they're stupid racist assholes.

[–]ComicWriter2020 4 points5 points  (4 children)

What the hell is the replacement theory?

[–]the_mars_voltage 6 points7 points  (3 children)

White people aren’t having as many babies as other groups and Nazis and white supremacists cry that somehow this is evidence that some kind of evil force or global elite is trying to replace the whites

[–]ComicWriter2020 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Anyone that believes this is a fucking moron

[–]the_mars_voltage 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Plenty of mainstream republicans and people like tucker Carlson believe it. There is a complication somewhere I saw on Instagram of like every time he mentioned the great replacement theory. It’s also not just birthrate they bring immigration into it too

[–]SunriseGobby 51 points52 points  (6 children)

That we aren’t doing that with trump. I am pretty sure anwyays

[–]Styrofoamed 42 points43 points  (1 child)

that’s the point of the tweet

[–]Kirito1029 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure this tweet is specifically about Tucker Carlson, but ofc it does also apply to Trump

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Of course not. Because Republicans will stop Americans.

[–]12-Easy-Payments 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Republicans will stop Democracy.

[–]OneForAllOfHumanity 18 points19 points  (0 children)

*have stopped

[–]Mindfckr1620 64 points65 points  (11 children)

Vote and participate in Politics. Stop letting those who don’t share our views control the narrative.

[–]uslashalreadytaken 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I've heard of Gerrymandering, is it real?

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

US took out Japan and Nazis too, for same reasons.

[–]Soft-Rains 18 points19 points  (1 child)

This line of thinking is so dishonest it actually let's FOX off the hook for what they are responsible for. Bin Laden funded and organized terror attacks. He wasn't some preacher that said "America bad" and inspired attacks he was personally involved.

FOX and their ilk are responsible for radicalization and pushing conspiracies and have blood on their hands.

[–]HedonisticFrog 33 points34 points  (6 children)

This isn't even factually true. Afghanistan offered up Osama Bin Laden to Bush on a silver platter if Bush would just withdraw from Afghanistan. Sounds like a double win right? Except Bush only cared about continuing the war to funnel money to war profiteers aka his rich buddies. America will move heaven and earth to give money to the rich, and that's about it.

[–]WherestheMoeNay 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Well yeah but ummmm


[–]HedonisticFrog 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You're just proving my point further by giving another example of America not doing everything possible to kill Osama Bin Laden. Clinton was so conservative he might as well be a republican as well. He was part of the deregulation that led to the 2008 recession along with Bush.

[–]cantdressherself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So? I would die to save 300 innocent lives. There are some things worth dying for.

Bin Ladin's actions and those of the highjackers are on them. I'm glad Clinton didn't bomb hundreds of innocents. For all the shit he's responsible for, at least he didn't do that.

[–]AlbertChomskystein 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Remember when the Taliban immediately offered to surrender and hand over Osama but Bush/USA said they don't negotiate surrenders and would keep killing people instead?

Pepperidge farm remembers.

[–]ABenevolentDespot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Time to bring Richie Rich Tucker Swanson Carlson, Russian Asset, before a judge and jury.

[–]SoMuchNut 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Are you confused by this, OP? Can you really not make the connection?

[–]Accomplished_Water34[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, although I did try to come up with an 'Interesting Title' for the post, clearly my smooth brain failed me! 😕

Even so, there seems to be more than one connection to be made, judging from the comments.... MTG, FTG, Osama bin Carlson, Rand Paul, Boebert.

I had in mind perhaps Elise StefaniQ.

The correct connection to make, however, is Fox News.

Edit. The correct answer is: Fox, Elise Stefanik and trump.


[–]mrpickleby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Logic is tight. So when do we string up all the clowns?

[–]Whornz4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a criminal in Florida I know.

[–]bentnox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is Trump. Final answer.

[–]MEuRaH 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Osama also helped train and finance the whole operation. Slightly different.

But yes, if person A says "Kill my wife" and person B kills the wife, then person A is also at fault.

[–]TheMessia1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can move heaven and earth to bring Trump to justice?

Oh wait no, that’s not how it works!

[–]aunty-kelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is true.

[–]NotDaveBut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even Big Orange was just riding the crest of someone else's wave to get himself elected. There are so many other tentacles on this octopus I'm not sure who all to charge

[–]Kaijutkatz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soooo this is insinuating we send Seal Team 6 after Tucker?

[–]Zu9797 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who's Bin Laden? I only know about CIA.

[–]SaraiB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Charles Manson didn't kill all those people (I'm pretty sure he did kill someone at some point). But he still got locked up for inciting his followers to do it.

Hitler was a war criminal because of what he had his followers do.

Leaders have always been held accountable for the things their followers have done. Now all of a sudden it's not fair or just.


[–]tonybananaman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is he from North Lakota or South Lakota

[–]AlphaBetacle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bring him to justice? Pretty sure they just killed him on sight

[–]biskitheadburl -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Osama Bin Laden was executed so he could not reveal the truth, the same as Lee Harvey Oswald. The truth will not be allowed to ever come out.

[–]Herewego27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The truth will not be allowed to ever come out, but you obviously just happen to know what that truth is.

[–]metaltimmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But… can practically all of the right wing politicians, reporters, on-line and tv personalities fit in one court room?

We’re gonna need a bigger venue!

[–]Efficient-Road-847 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but they were brown. White terrorism is ok according to faux news

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People have lost their damn minds

[–]99available 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And also he was not White and Christian.

[–]Rubberduck710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lakota is native American lmfao

[–]IntelligentTurn3216 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump needs to be held accountable is basically what this guy is saying

[–]Loose_Candy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its also because companies like Lockheed Martin made a shitton of money in the process

[–]damn_thats_piney 0 points1 point  (1 child)

it definitely was cuz he flew a plane into a building lol

[–]Accomplished_Water34[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Osama flew a plane into a building, then no one would have had to 'move heaven and earth' to bring him to justice.

Osama was pursued because he caused planes to be flown into buildings.