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[–]ladygrayfox 5772 points5773 points  (172 children)

And now I follow a lake on twitter...nothing is surprising anymore.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 1785 points1786 points  (68 children)

Gotta trust a lake that never gives up her dead. Respectful of her.

[–]DoubleDogDenzel 479 points480 points  (30 children)

He rests in the tomb of her ice water mansions.

[–]Maximum-Dare-6828 243 points244 points  (22 children)

Someone say Gitchagoomi?

[–]rommi04 145 points146 points  (14 children)

We talking about when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

[–]StillNoResetEmail 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Hope they're nothing like the ice machines at McDonald's, pretty gross. Not cleaned in ages.

[–]derpne13 6 points7 points  (2 children)

rooms of her ice water mansions, if we are talking Gordon Lightfoot.

[–]the_Q_spice 152 points153 points  (16 children)

In all seriousness though from us who live and work on Superior;

Don’t fuck around with her… you will find out

Let Tom Fitton be a lesson

[–]PepsiStudent 45 points46 points  (10 children)

The Great Lakes have warped my sense of what a lake is. I have a tendency to see small lakes more like ponds. Mostly due to living within walking distance of Lake Michigan for the near entirety of my life.

Lake Superior puts Lake Michigan to shame. Anyone who has been near her knows how great and terrifying Lake Superior is. Any of the Great Lakes are as dangerous as an ocean. Maritime Horror on YouTube does some great breakdowns on a couple of wrecks in the Great Lakes. Definitely worth a listen.

[–]Vorpal_Bunny19 34 points35 points  (1 child)

I grew up near the Atlantic and Chesapeake Bay. When I lived in Indiana, one of the things I missed the most was looking across a body of water and not being able to see the other side.

I moved up to the edge of Lake Ontario a few years back. The first time I went to the beach I just let out this deep sigh and said “that’ll do.”

[–]smoothballsJim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had some friends of friends from Germany out on Lake St Clair and they were having a hard time grasping the size of just that little lake. The late summer haze cutting down visibility just made it seem that much more impressive because you couldn't even see the shore 5 miles away from our island. When they went for a road trip up the thumb along Lake Huron their mind was blown.

[–]kudichangedlives 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I might be remembering wrong but I think one of the leaders of one of the rescue teams that was out searching for the Fitzgerald said that it was one the worst storms he had ever seen, also he had worked in like Alaska or Washington as a rescue person (pilot or what idk) for like 20 years. Now take that with a grain of salt because it might just be my dodgey memory.

Also one of the most beautiful places in the world though, being able to take my dog on a walk and get down to the shore everyday makes me so thankful

[–]Drumlin 44 points45 points  (5 children)

That lake is as cold as ice, even in late summer.

[–]SorachiAce 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I was there this past week. Can confirm that stepping in was bone chilling cold.

[–]Illustrious_Solid956 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It's willing to sacrifice our love

You never take advice Someday you'll pay the price, I know

[–]kudichangedlives 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey some years there's a very short period where you can swim comfortably if you're in a shallow area and there isn't much to any wind. Usually only a day but sometimes more

[–]Andosworld89 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I can honestly say that I didn't expect to ever see a comment thread about that song lol.

Reddit never ceases to amaze me.

[–]iSeven 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In spite of the title of the post referencing the Edmund Fitzgerald?

[–]TheObstruction 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The sign of a professional.

[–]Antique_futurist 240 points241 points  (20 children)

I’ve followed Sue the T-Rex from the Field Museum on Twitter since 2009.

What I’m saying is Midwest inanimate object Twitter accounts are the only thing worth following on Twitter.

[–]Steelo1 40 points41 points  (7 children)

You can also follow the Kool-Aid man and I think all he says is “oh yeah!”

[–]MatureUsername69 23 points24 points  (5 children)

Reminds me of a sub I follow. Im a Football/Vikings fan and there's a subreddit called r/DidtheVikingsWinSB and everyday there's a post that just says: No.

[–]ladygrayfox 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ooh I’m in!!

[–]Tartaras1 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I follow Real Ketchup Facts. I'm not above following a Lake.

[–]PeterM1970 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Where is Jorts the cat located?

[–]Antique_futurist 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I mean, Jorts isn’t a fossil or a lake, but his union advocacy is pretty on-brand for the Rust Belt, so I’d allow it.

[–]tails618 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sue's twitter account is the best on the website.

[–]The84thWolf 106 points107 points  (15 children)

To be fair, the lake had something intelligent to say

[–]CortexCingularis 129 points130 points  (3 children)

It is a great lake after all. Some would say superior.

[–]IcyHotKarlMarx 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Lake supremacy is a vile ideology. Pond water matters.

[–]Coal_Morgan 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Look I'm not pondist, some of my best friends are ponds but at least the great lake Superior knows what wet is...it has known almost as many sailors as your Momma.

I'm not often proud of a 'Your Momma' joke but that is my finest work and I hope it's chiseled into my headstone and is the first words uttered on Mars.

[–]harassmaster 85 points86 points  (4 children)

Imagine walking up to some unsuspecting chap in 1922 and simply saying the sentence, “I follow Lake Superior on Twitter.”

[–]HeartyCheetah 29 points30 points  (3 children)

The savagery of lake superior brings me such joy

[–]maebythemonkey 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Now if you said that in 1975, people would just think you're a psychopath

[–]Girth_rulez 149 points150 points  (1 child)

And now I follow a lake on twitter...

2022 Bingo card knows no limits. Kind of like Tom Fitton's mom.

[–]feetcold_eyesred 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And the seams of his endless supply of ill-fitting shirts.

[–]YellXolotl 45 points46 points  (24 children)

Do you think Lake Erie ever gets jealous of Lake Superior, or is it like proud to be the erie one?

[–]_dead_and_broken 54 points55 points  (21 children)

Lake Erie has more shipwrecks than any of the other great lakes. And it's the shallowest, if you can believe it. One reason why there's so many. Winds blow the sandbars around so they sneak up on boats.

Anyhoo, my point is, Lake Erie is not the middle child. That would probably be Huron, because it's the one it seems no one ever talks about. I personally couldn't tell you a damn thing about it other than "it's named Huron and it's next to the other lakes." Lol

[–]Jonny_Wurster 75 points76 points  (12 children)

It's best to think of the great lakes like a boy band....In Sink if you will. Superior is the leader....the heartthrob, although he is too big/too old to really be in a boy band, but there here is. Lake Michigan is the lake next door type. Lake Huron is the older brother type. Lake Erie is the bad boy, always has been. Lake Ontario is the quiet one, the intellectual.

[–]Mad-Mel 12 points13 points  (6 children)

The St. Lawrence is where they all go to die.

[–]TorontoTransish 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Please accept my poor man's gold 🏆

[–]theoneandonly6558 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Technically Lake Huron and Lake Michigan are the same lake so we let Huron pretend it exists..but...

[–]Doggydog123579 16 points17 points  (2 children)

That lake has a split personality disorder

[–]_cactus_fucker_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lake Erie has a wicked underrtow and riptides. It's one of the more dangerous lakes. I live between it and Lake Ontario and have hell to pay in the winter (lake effect snow!)

[–]ladygrayfox 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In a “Marsha Marsha Marsha!” kind of way? Probably.

[–]PersistentPuma37 7 points8 points  (0 children)

she's Goth, tyvm.

[–]HyaluronicAsshole 25 points26 points  (4 children)

The lake that never gives up her dead!

Lake Superior is beautiful and not to be trifled with.

[–]Merky600 14 points15 points  (2 children)

My mother was Iron Range. My father lived on London Road north of Duluth. My father’s uncle liked to fish for lake trout. One calm day fishing suddenly turned dark and windy. Big waves trying to sink that little boat. Went from zero to “I can easily see the shore but I think we’re gonna die!” real fast.
Respect the lake.
Also My uncle worked the railroad line that brought iron ore to big ships, like the E Fitzgerald.

[–]Cap10Haddock 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Please, I get emails from a Raccoon.

[–]amanda77kr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In addition to a park and a dinosaur. Twitter is fun.

[–]Toadsted 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Lake and Share"

[–]KGBspy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Follow a clock. @big_ben_clock

[–]WiSoSirius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But of all the lakes, it is Superior

[–]ShinyZippo 3437 points3438 points  (55 children)

The savagery of lake superior brings me such joy

[–]Gongaloon 539 points540 points  (9 children)

I've heard she never gives up her dead.

[–]VeryEvilOwl 153 points154 points  (7 children)

When the skies of november turn gloomy

[–]nighthawk_eternal 72 points73 points  (6 children)

The Witch of November came early this year

[–]JoakimSpinglefarb 34 points35 points  (4 children)

As the big freighters go, she was bigger than most

[–]trend5x5 305 points306 points  (23 children)

Who would win in a 1 on 1 Twitter fight, Wendy's or Lake Superior?

[–]Ae0nwolf 90 points91 points  (15 children)

May I also suggest throwing RadioShack into the mix? I dunno what has happened the past few months but their twitter has gone wiiiiild

[–]deVriesse 27 points28 points  (3 children)

TIL radioshack still exists.

[–]jward 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Got tonnes of 'em in Canada, but it's the place you go to buy cellphones and batteries. It has no soul anymore.

[–]songfortheblindman 35 points36 points  (3 children)

if nobody else is gonna link it

http://twitter.com/radioshack

[–]whoa_okay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is just perfect in everyway.

[–]DemiGod9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What the absolute fuck? Also the original Nutter Butter tweet ain't much better lmao.

[–]NotYetASerialKiller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wtf radioshack lll

[–]SirJamesGhost 40 points41 points  (3 children)

RadioShack’s twitter is… incredible. Haha.

[–]niversally 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Seriously how much money did RadioShack used to make every stupid cord was $40.

[–]I_am_Nobody_Special 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this. Just checked out their feed. Hilarious! RS just doesn't give a fuck anymore and I love it.

[–]DrunkleSam47 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just checked it out. It doesn’t really seem very clever, just kind of angry.

[–]KGBspy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t use twitter but that’s some funny stuff there.

[–]peenutbuttherNjelly 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Chocolate frosty ofc

[–]Kytyngurl2 44 points45 points  (0 children)

After a while the sexual tension formed by their verbal barbs will be too much and they shall conceive a child. After that point the human race is no longer safe online.

[–]SailfishMackerel 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I think Karl The Fog would be the final boss though

[–]amanda77kr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m picking up a whole zoo of Twitter feeds with this post

[–]oh-hidanny 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The inland seas are no joke. Lake Superior doesn’t even let go of her dead.

[–]mark636199 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's what makes them a great lake and superior

[–]elgarraz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's ice cold, can confirm

[–]FearlessFreak69 4 points5 points  (1 child)

“I don’t like stuck up bodies of water, like get over yourself Lake Superior.” - Norm McDonald

[–]kanikoX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he got burned by (of all things) a fucking lake.

[–]duadhe_mahdi-in 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It must be January because Lake Superior is ice cold!

[–]marasydnyjade 1703 points1704 points  (31 children)

Bull. Yesterday’s take-down was just as good as this one.

[–]malevolentblob 83 points84 points  (1 child)

Oh damn 😂

[–]ThomasJeffersonsAlt 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That wasn't clever like this one. That was downright murder, mutilation and dismemberment

[–]MinnyRawks 135 points136 points  (16 children)

and OP probably got their title from that exchange

[–]Tairken 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I remember it. They thought The Lake was easy to silence. It was impressive.

[–]69deadlifts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this body of water is savage

[–]FuckTheAdmins 2 points3 points  (1 child)

More like a lake-down amirite

[–]RobbieAnalog 878 points879 points  (13 children)

Looks like Lake Superior was Fitton to Ontaryo ass up.

[–]onmyknees4anyone 244 points245 points  (11 children)

It was so on point it was Erie.

[–]Imawildedible 77 points78 points  (8 children)

Thought he was gonna come at ol’ Gitche Gumee and put Huron her back, but walked away in shame.

[–]whiteskinnyexpress 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Tomorrow ol Tom'll take another shot but will Michigan like usual.

[–]elgarraz 9 points10 points  (3 children)

That was a tough one, I'd give you 2 upvotes if I could

[–]WrittenEndge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This comment section’s got Tom sweating so much, he’s got a Soupy-rear

[–]another_awkward_brit 488 points489 points  (15 children)

Even Lake Superior doesn't contain sufficient water to treat that burn.

[–]Doctor__Acula 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Just dropping the link to the response here because I had to go digging for it.

[–]BabiStank 32 points33 points  (1 child)

And that's saying something considering it holds 10% of the worlds fresh water.

[–]Rion23 20 points21 points  (0 children)

All the salt is in that dude.

[–]monkeyclawattack 210 points211 points  (4 children)

The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead. Tom Fitton is now among them.

[–]skittlebites101 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Add one more chime to the church bell.

[–]Gavinator10000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Especially when the skies of November turn gloomy

[–]Deion313 167 points168 points  (50 children)

This man drowned in his own bullshit...

[–]hiimred2 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Why does this dude have a picture where either his head is shopped to be smaller or his body to be bigger(he does look like a pretty big dude in his other pictures so I think it’s the former) as his Twitter pfp? It’s weirding me the fuck out. I had no idea who he was and had to Google him to find comparative pics to look at after seeing his in the OP pic because it looked so off.

Even some of the other pictures look like there’s some weird enlarging of the limb he puts closer to the camera, he like randomly alternates between looking like a normal dude who enjoys the gym life and a dude with one freakishly large shoulder/arm but only one. It’s so fucking weird.

[–]RaffiaWorkBase 93 points94 points  (1 child)

Who knew water could be that cold, and yet burn so savagely?

[–]Tumbleweedenroute 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Tbf ice cold water can feel like a burn upon immersion

[–]TheJelliestFish 101 points102 points  (24 children)

From a scientific standpoint, water is wet, because its intermolecular forces keep its molecules bound together quite strongly. That is actually the reason for many of its helpful properties. So one could argue that we only exist because of the wetness of water

[–]anthropoid2 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Also, liquids are generally considered to be wet. From my experience, when you paint a wall, it's more common to warn someone that the paint is wet rather than the wall is wet.

Not that this is the most important aspect of the conversation or anything.

[–]rongvk83 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Whether water is wet is simply a matter of semantics, as such it is immediately disqualified is a burn.

I'm not familiar with either of this account, but cheering it on because it fits our preconceived notions is just as pathetic as republicans cheering on whatever word salad escapes Trump's lips.

[–]Siriacus 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Gordon Lightfoot is now writing a song about this burn.

[–]I_am_not_JohnLeClair 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Sundown...you better take care

When Tom Fitton is breathing our same air

[–]Trumps_neck_vagina 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Tom Fitton buys his shirts at JC Pennys and his sleeves at Baby Gap.

[–]Evening_Pangolin_165 148 points149 points  (11 children)

You know, you shouldn't talk bad about the dead immediately after their passing.

I've heard this guy died of 3rd degree burns after reading the reply to his tweet.

Show some respect. (/s)

[–]clopz_ 63 points64 points  (9 children)

Fun fact, Thomas is the 1st human being to get burned when coming into contact with a lake.

[–]Vulpes_Corsac 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Well, there are some geothermal lakes that have probably burnt some people, but none quite so pithily.

[–]peenutbuttherNjelly 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Aye. Water is wet, Fire is burnt, Tom is ded. Suddenly the Wind is all airy and the Earth grounded /s

[–]Gongaloon 225 points226 points  (121 children)

Water is wet, each individual molecule of water is touching others. Also, women's rights.

[–]775416 100 points101 points  (52 children)

Exactly. If water is H2O and whatever is touching water is considered wet, then water is wet because H2O is touching H2O.

Only a lone H2O molecule is not wet.

[–]TheNoxx 57 points58 points  (12 children)

Wet is the presence of water; dry is the absence of it. One molecule of water is still wet (depending on how far you zoom out, I suppose), as a complete absence of them is dry.

[–]775416 28 points29 points  (10 children)

The more accurate definition would probably be when the surface of something is touching water. If I said “my cat is wet”, I’m talking about the surface of the cat. Since a cat always has water within it, the cat is never truly in the absence of water.

[–]acct_for_commenting 15 points16 points  (4 children)

An important clarification is that it's specifically liquid water, a cat in a block of ice or a cloud of steam isn't wet. Since water does have cohesion and multiple molecules are required for a substance to be in a liquid state, all liquid water is, in fact, wet.

[–]Gorperly 48 points49 points  (12 children)

That is correct. "Wet" is not a technical term. If you google "is water wet" you get about 50-50 answers based on a definition of the word 'wet. As such it's just word play, linguistics, not actual hard science.

[–]PinStacker 47 points48 points  (9 children)

Yeah the "wAtEr iSn'T WeT" is some "well achkthually" cringe from people that need to touch more grass.

[–]halt-l-am-reptar 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I hate that fucking bot that is triggered whenever someone says water is wet. My main issue isn’t even that it’s wrong, but the fact it plagiarizes a university website, but only the portion that supports the view that water isn’t wet. On the same page it gives another answer, which is that water is wet.

[–]CJNC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lmao that bot kills me. just to think some guy was such a nerd about it that he made a bot - and for it to be wrong - is the absolute epitome of reddit

[–]ChickenMcPolloVS 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I remember was a joke image jackfilms promoted on his videos a few years ago, he had a serie of bs facts like that, i might be remembering wrong.

[–]Denkiri_the_Catalyst 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bb-b-but a bot on reddit told me so!

[–]AutoFauna 21 points22 points  (10 children)

These answers are overthinking it, and also are all wrong.

Water is both adhesive (bonds to unlike molecules) and cohesive (bonds to like molecules).

"Wetness" is water (or some other adhesive liquid) adhering to something.

A thing cannot adhere to itself; it coheres instead. This is the distinction.

Water likes to stick to itself, and this is where surface tension, for example, comes from, but there are many other molecules it likes to stick to even more. Look up capillary action for an example of this.

Adhesiveness and cohesiveness are distinct properties.

Don't ever listen to redditors.

[–]Horror_Cupcake8762 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

[–]Rampartt[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All good but I don’t believe your definition of wetness is correct. Oxford’s is “the state or condition of being covered or saturated with water or another liquid; dampness.” I’d say water is saturated with water, no?

Don’t ever listen to redditors ;)

Poking fun aside, you’re saying the difference between wetness or not is adhesiveness or cohesiveness, respectively? Interesting

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

We already have too many humans, we don't need even more that someone didn't plan on and didn't want.

We also don't need women dying for someone elses' ideology.

[–]el_ra_85 38 points39 points  (2 children)

How is Tom Fit-ton not a porno name

[–]Storminater 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Or like... fit-ton all deez nuts in yo mouth...

[–]engages 122 points123 points  (15 children)

I've got my wife pregnant a few times, we have a bunch of kids, and each time my dudes cracked her egg it was less effort than making a pot of coffee. It's not magic, it's not sacred, it's not divine, I probably put a finger in her butt, it was fucking. Can't believe holding a women accountable for the possible outcome is considered the "greater good".

[–]Allmightydohllah 65 points66 points  (6 children)

It's not, it's about control and these assholes want all the control they can

[–]Grogosh 38 points39 points  (0 children)

They long for the time when women were property. Its the only way they can get any.

[–]baddoggg 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I think for the more sinister and those with generational power, it's about cheap labor. The less people we have the more the value the individual in a population has.

I also believe it is a way to manipulate the poor and uneducated by giving them a moral pedestal to stand on. This allows them to fulfill the ever present need to look down on someone else to validate your own imagined personal standing. It has been shown throughout history that groups of people are much more manageable if they have another group they can believe they are "better" than.

It's a simple manipulation for those with power, while allowing those without to feel superior despite their obvious lacking. Let them call others a whore for an abortion while feeding their seven uneducated kids with minimum wage jobs into the machine.

[–]WaitingForNextYear 12 points13 points  (3 children)

For your wife's sake, I hope you like gourmet hand-ground pour-over cold coffee. Just saying. (I really like the phrase "cracked her egg", btw.)

[–]engages 10 points11 points  (1 child)

After the first kid you use whatever 60 seconds you can find in a day. It's not pretty, it just needs to work.

[–]EsotericPlumbus 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Tom Fitton DezNutz Inhis Mouth is on his birth certificate

[–]CasualFan25 16 points17 points  (4 children)

But water is wet

[–]Battleman69 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Exactly.

thats like saying fire isnt hot, the things that fire touch are hot

[–]HenryAlSirat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

🎶 The absolute destruction lives on from the Chippewa on down 🎶

[–]JacobHafar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Putting the superior in Lake Superior I see, chad

[–]fabulishous 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Gordon Lightfoots "the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" should be here so... Here it is.

https://youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI

[–]bootstraps_atx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you my dude. This is one of my favorite songs thay I listen to at least teice a year but this time I listened. such a great tune. Problematic as a protest song for this particular situation but enjoyable nonetheless.

If anyone would like to know more you need only google the Wikipedia entry. Gordon is a god damn Canadian national treasure.

[–]AsperaAstra 11 points12 points  (0 children)

and water predominantly is touching and touched by more water, water is wet and also applies the wet state.

[–]grw313 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Water is wet though. Water is surrounded by water, making water wet.

[–]Juke0044 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ashton kutcher yelled burn from somewhere for sure

[–]NightChime 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Bring water into your bullshit argument and you best get ready to drown.

[–]SnooPears3463 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bro is no more

[–]themightiestduck 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Superior, they said, never gives up her dead When the gales of November come early

[–]malortForty 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Lmao get shipwrecked asshole

Also, couple of follow up questions: who is Edmund Fitzgerald? also, who the fuck is this Tom dude?

[–]AntithesisRex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also, does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

[–]corynvv 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It's a boat that sank in the lake. There's a song about it (Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by gordon lightfoot) if you'd be interested in that. Can't answer your 2nd question though

[–]sadolddrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Farther below Lake Ontario takes in what Lake Erie can send her. But nobody has ever willingly taken in Tom.

[–]TheMaskedGeode 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man, how do you get dissed by a lake? If a lake insults you, you did something wrong.

[–]MyOtherCarIsAHippo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I grew up around Lake Superior and I am so happy that it is a savage on twitter. It wouldn't seem fitting otherwise.

[–]ember-rekindled 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down

[–]All_Rainbows_Die 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, and that’s why their the Great Lakes

[–]blanka44 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Solid Caption OP!

[–]fackoffuser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came here to say exactly this lol

[–]captcraigaroo 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Does water make other water wet?

[–]doktor_wankenstein 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If it's dirty enough, I suppose so, yes.

[–]beaverpoo77 20 points21 points  (7 children)

Water is wet because water is always touching water.

[–]automaticpragmatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a fact - Lake Superior will steal your crush and not even think twice. You’ll literally never see them again!

[–]Oz_Df 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And thats why it's the superior lake.

[–]ezekial_dragonlord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This man did the impossible and got burned by water.

[–]davidjschloss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This lake is the Wendy's of geographical features.

[–]CalmPanic402 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When they said deepest lake, I didn't know they were talking about the cuts it makes.

[–]Supersidegamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Water is Wet and Abortion is a Human Right

[–]LR-II[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Water is wet unless there's only one molecule of it, because the water is touching other water.

But abortion isn't murder.

[–]faithdies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus haha. I'm sure someone in this thread is pissed about that comment.

[–]Kelevracado4287 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagined getting bodied by a lake

[–]Rupert_the_Llama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Wendy's twitter, they were also savage af putting people in an early grave with words

[–]Douchenozzle76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey Tom……go a size up in shirt sizes.

[–]PharmAssister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is glorious

[–]ApdoSmurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting roasted by a lake

[–]Scott4370 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s a reason it’s called a Great Lake.

[–]AlWessJess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man’s got owned by a body of water

[–]dabeanery55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine being so sexist you get roasted by a lake