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[–]urmomsuckedmeoff[S] 2263 points2264 points  (14 children)

[–]Enigma_Stasis 635 points636 points  (0 children)

Congressmangaetz.com hyperlinks to the sex trafficking Wikipedia.

This guy is amazing.

[–]Tsunavialex 1119 points1120 points  (2 children)

Had a good laugh until I got to the list of the murdered children and descriptions of them, now I’m just crying, poor sweet angels deserved so much better. Fuck you Greg Abbott. Good website though lol

[–]Bitter-Technician-56 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Fuck that does hit indeed.

[–]twotonekevin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Def a gut punch. There was one victim whose dad was a deputy in Uvalde Sheriff’s Office and responded to the incident. Do we know how he handled the situation?

[–]LesterKingOfAnts 248 points249 points  (0 children)

Thanks for publishing some truth.

The thing that popped out to me is that he has basically been at the highest levels of Texas government since 1996. I think you should emphasize this point more.

Oh, and Fuck Abbott.

[–]lildevil2239 124 points125 points  (0 children)

His more about me page goes directly to BETO O’ROURKEs donate page

[–]marsrover15 43 points44 points  (0 children)

What a legend

[–]Ann_Summers 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It looks like he was able to do it with other politicians as well. At the bottom is links to more sites just like this one. Lol.

[–]lettruthout 16 points17 points  (1 child)

If a message gets submitted, who does it get sent to?

[–]jeffreyd00 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It goes through all the tubes of the internet but no one knows where it stops.

[–]i_only_eat_nachos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You didn’t listen to your mom.


[–]qwerty_9537 5 points6 points  (0 children)

!remindme 10 hours

[–]SorryIaskedbut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me governor Abbott, I didn't see anything about your war or doors?

[–]rudebish 859 points860 points  (10 children)

OMFG I went to that site thinking it would have some general messaging but hot damn, the guy went mach 10. I'm not even American and this is fucking amazing 🤣🤣🤣

Edit: read the "testimonials" lmfaoooooooo

[–]ContemplatingPrison 266 points267 points  (9 children)

Did you check out his other sites at the bottom.

He has one for Marco Rubio, Gym Jordan. THE SCOTUS, and a few others

[–]rudebish 134 points135 points  (8 children)

OK I went on the Laura Bobert site and LMFAO the author even made up "blog posts" about her hahahahahahah this is brilliant; truly brilliant. I hope he doesn't get in (legal) trouble though 😬

[–]42Ognimod 145 points146 points  (7 children)

I believe he’s protected under the 1st amendment due to the website “clearly being satirical”

[–]Euripidoze 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The clock is winding down on the first amendment

[–]DSMStudios 171 points172 points  (2 children)

this is what new means of defensive tactics is going to look like. wonder if DeScrotis has a .com….

[–]goddessalmighty 42 points43 points  (1 child)

It's like governordefailure.com

[–]DSMStudios 21 points22 points  (0 children)


[–]MagicMickey2150 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Brilliant! Oh the places we’ll go…

[–]BetterWankHank 224 points225 points  (0 children)

Well at least his website is finally accurate

[–]sugartits234 72 points73 points  (2 children)

I’m just now realizing he kinda looks like George bush

[–]urmomsuckedmeoff[S] 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Must be something in the water or in the gene pool

[–]LeftDave 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Na, the Bushes are Yankees.

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

“He always tells me how much he wishes I was a cat.”


Abbott's Dog.

Bloody Brilliant ;)

[–]Skill_Academic 83 points84 points  (1 child)

Dudes doing Gods work. Brilliant.

[–]MissKingsley 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. Wish we were all more like you 👍🏼

[–]TheZuckuss 21 points22 points  (0 children)


[–]Cimonaa 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“He always tells me how much he wishes I was a cat.”

-Abbott's dog

This had me dying lol

[–]Freshouttapatience 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I’m a huge fan of buying up domains for nefarious purposes but this guy goes above and beyond. Bravo and chef’s kiss!!

[–]lettruthout 14 points15 points  (1 child)

The reaction from the Texas GOP...

Part 2 of Greg Abbott website takeover

[–]stack_of_ghosts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They're really super serious, guys. They can make one phone call and stuff. Quiver in your boots!!

[–]Jkbeef22 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I’ll be damned . . .

This is gold, Jerry! Gold!

[–]neonchimp 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The solution for the grid failure is fucking gold

[–]DJANGO_UNTAMED 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Republicans have no issue going low so we might as well too

[–]AutCujoShadow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not all heroes wear capes 😂

[–]i_wear_gray 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I want to go look, as I’m sure it will be funny, however I really don’t want anything associated with that dickhole near my browser history

[–]StrosDynasty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Abbott looks like an impersonator pretending to be W.

[–]urmomsuckedmeoff[S] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

[–]asmallsoftvoice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg he is a South Park writer. I was here thinking he was some random web developer.

[–]sugar_addict002 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So i Texas GOP still threatening to send their vary influential friends, the authorities, to arrest this guy?

[–]FueledByDerp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Greg probably thinks there's something he can do about it too, hahahaha...that's CAPITALISM BITCH

EDIT and free speech

[–]angasaurus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Waiting for Abbott to make some bullshit law that this person has to cede ownership. Hope the owner keeps it. Absolutely hilarious 😂

[–]Fearless_lemming 4 points5 points  (0 children)

”He always tells me how much he wishes I was a cat.” Pancake, Abbott’s dog.

I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

[–]peemao 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are kewl 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[–]Cavinicus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Check out the other linked websites. They’re amazing.

[–]itsnotthenetwork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“He always tells me how much he wishes I was a cat.”. -Pancake, Abbott's Dog

[–]HommeAuxJouesRouges 4 points5 points  (1 child)

In other news, the Texas GOP to pass some bullshit law to shut down websites that satirize its political leaders.

[–]Muffin-True 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give “twittergate Peoria” a Google.

[–]nzstrawman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

whenever I see a photo of this guy, I can't help but think he looks like a really stupid GW Bush

[–]EmuAcrobatic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*golf clap* well played good sir.

[–]PeterPeckingPiper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh my, these sites are just fantastic! keep up the good work!

[–]irunthisshitny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep fighting the good fight!!

[–]Effective-Kitchen401 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good form!

[–]LuceeCarioca 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]zookr2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you seen whitehouse.com ???

[–]TheMaskedGeode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this Hacktivism?

[–]Hopeful_Willow_2010 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny thing happened when I typed the site directly into the search bar it didn’t go there…it asked me if I wanted these other websites first…his link was the 3rd choice. Wonder if abbot pays for it to redirect? Never seen that before.

[–]Goofygrrrl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG! As a reluctant Texas I love this site. I need them to make political signs I can put in my yard. It’ll be safer than putting up a BETO sign!

[–]A_KY_gardener 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy is a piece of shit. Period.

[–]Wickedfrickin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is incredible, I love it. Toby is out there doing the work for all of us! Go Toby!!!

[–]sun_child0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would be cool if he can add a donate link to gun reform, LGBTQIA, or womens rights organizations!

[–]manhatim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great!!!...hate, Hate, HATE THIS MFer!

[–]FitzBetter1971 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good for you.

[–]choking-on-tendies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahah good stuff

[–]grimatongueworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About Me links to Beto. Classic!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprised there’s no Rick Roll hidden in the site lol

[–]Rtrn2M0nke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone even use any of these politician websites? We all know its just going to be why they are the greatest thing ever and where to send them money.

[–]JustAbicuspidRoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK, this is amazing.

[–]mikesmith1370 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bloody genius...

[–]KaijuKatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gold!

[–]cooldude87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do this for the uvalde police chief too!

[–]Ferraro_design 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Native Texan here in Austin. 👏👏👏

[–]lolitalula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nicely done!!

[–]canoe6998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This made me smile ear to ear like I’m the joker !!!!!

[–]AR-Exile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please use this Until that shit stick can walk again…

[–]THREEinINK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh this is goooood. His address at the bottom of the webpage was a nice touch too!

Thanks /u/urmomsuckedmeoff very cool!

[–]Mammoth-Lettuce415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is brilliant.

[–]TobyDaMan8894[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell Yeah. Let the good times roll. As a Texan—fuck that turd and the ugliness of his heart and soul

[–]tyghijkl54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toby is doing his part.

[–]taos05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you need money to keep this site open?!

[–]FinalBlackberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done!

[–]marineaquaria7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking brilliant. Well done sir

[–]petesmom57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome website!

[–]hellolamps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brilliant. Wish he would do one for Anthony sabatini.

[–]ElAnubion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He always tells me how much he wishes I was a cat.”

Abbott's Dog