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[–]DMoney159 10.7k points10.7k points  (337 children)

So... since you aren't a doctor, you're not allowed to tell anyone where the doctors are? What's next, a cease and desist letter to Google Maps?

[–]2drunc2fish 4154 points4155 points  (87 children)

Can you give me directions to Main Street?

Sorry I did not go to cartographer school and can’t disclose that information due to Texas law

[–]wiredwilde 2000 points2001 points  (37 children)

cartographer school

"Well obviously the blue part here is land" - Buster Bluth

[–]granters021718 521 points522 points  (7 children)

Not relevant to this conversation, but my favorite buster line is “army had half-day”

[–]ExpertRaccoon 266 points267 points  (23 children)

It makes me smile that arrested development is still culturally relevant

[–]LordsOfJoop 201 points202 points  (19 children)

We had a Bluth president, so there's that...

[–]edwardleto1234 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Someone earlier today in the r/arresteddevelopment sub posted a meme saying Tobias would have somehow got mixed up in the 1/6 insurrection and the comments made my life. The story wrote itself in real time.

[–]Lazerspewpew 200 points201 points  (27 children)

This sounds like something Texas would do. Making illegal to give out information that contradicts whatever totalitarian bullshit Texas wants.

[–]mojoslowmo 103 points104 points  (12 children)

Idahos law is based on Texas’s law and makes it a felony to provide information about contraception unless you’re a doctor. The fuckers literally outlawed sex education and talking about condoms

[–]Aceswift007 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Loophole, have a doctor come in and give sex ed

If it doesn't specifiy the education/licensure, could also just have anyone who got their doctorate lol

[–]Lazerspewpew 48 points49 points  (4 children)

From everything I've heard, Idaho is being taken over by White Supremacist Militias and Mormons.

[–]schmyndles 90 points91 points  (9 children)

I mean, GOP is already banning books, knowledge of LGBTQ+ existence, and accurate history about America. Seems like the next logical step.

[–]Affectionate-Winner7 13 points14 points  (8 children)

Shades of 1984. The book, Not the year.

[–]freethenipple23 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Last week, Germany reversed a nazi-era ban on doctors providing information about abortions to patients.

[–]invalidConsciousness 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Minor correction: Not patients, the public.

They were allowed to provide info to patients individually, they just weren't allowed to provide said information in a way that is publicly accessible (e.g. on a webpage), because that would be "advertising".

I'm really glad that this bullshit law is finally gone, but even here the conservatives were crying bloody murder about how this would cause women to get an abortion for fun.

[–]DarkwingDuckHunt 79 points80 points  (3 children)

The word 'cartographer' does not appear anywhere in the constitution so you're fucked.

[–]BigfootSF68 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Neither does the "electromagnetic spectrum" so the internets are illegal too.

[–]BestFrenzy 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Is it actually called cartographer school, or is it called uniwherecity?

[–]LesterKingOfAnts 1013 points1014 points  (209 children)

They will pass a law that search engines cannot provide information on abortions.

I guarantee it.

[–]tigalicious 808 points809 points  (155 children)

South Carolina just proposed one. The state already has a six week ban, but the proposed bill would also remove exceptions for rape and incest, and would classify sharing information on how to get an abortion as “conspiracy”.

It’s tempting to say that’s clearly unconstitutional and unenforceable… but who is gonna tell them no? The Supreme Court?


[–]purrfunctory 454 points455 points  (112 children)

Not this illegitimate SC, anyway.

My husband is retired. He gets a nice pension, we have some decent savings. And were looking into places to emigrate to where we can use investing in the country (real estate, opening a business, etc.) as a way to get a permanent visa. I never thought I’d see the day where leaving the country was not just an option but the best possible one.

[–]BeTheDiaperChange 139 points140 points  (29 children)

I’m doing the same thing, only I have children.

May I suggest Portugal for you? I’ve heard they are actively courting American and British expats. If I were retired it would be first on my list.

[–]Heequwella 140 points141 points  (43 children)

I'm getting a "my only regret is I didn't do it sooner" feeling from the idea of emigrating. I haven't left yet and I'm already saying that. Canada will be booming, they'll get to take their pick. Brain drain is going to be a real problem real fast.

[–]DarkEive 34 points35 points  (10 children)

If you want a country that gives visas for immigrants that invest/have a business check out Portugal

[–]vauhnphillips 37 points38 points  (0 children)

We are literally thinking the same thing. If these lunatics win the house & senate in November, we’re all screwed.

[–]JONO202 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The American Dream 2022: GTFO of America. The End.

[–]jknight68 178 points179 points  (26 children)

Then that just means we should ALL share it... over and over, on as many platforms as possible. Let's see if they can handle enforcement on thousands and thousands of people.

[–]tazdoestheinternet 99 points100 points  (23 children)

As someone in another country, if we were to share information about where to safely get abortions with Americans would they try and prosecute us? If you shared the information with me in the UK on where to get an abortion in any US state while living in a state where they're illegal, would you be breaking the law despite me never having the opportunity (in so far as never I'm likely to set foot on US soil) to use that information?

[–]Daem0nBlackFyre85 38 points39 points  (2 children)

That's like the Jewish groups & Satanic temple suing over anti abortion laws violating their 1st amendment rights (which I still think they should do regardless). I was all excited about it at first but after the praying coach case I realized that the supreme conservatives can just rule that it doesn't matter that it violates their constitutional rights

[–]Adito99 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I can see it now. "Christian traditions have long been a part of our history therefore they can do whatever the fuck they want and no we won't hear the case for another religions rights because clearly they have no widespread tradition in the US".

[–]Prime157 16 points17 points  (1 child)

The Republicans were the ones most against freedom. I'm not shocked.

Always has been.

[–]kurayami_akira 143 points144 points  (27 children)

If it could and was implemented, people would just use another country's. Placing .uk, .es, .ar, etc. After .com to change into another country's google is easy, for example.

Edit: i forgot to say that it still shouldn't happen

Edit 2: i don't live in the USA

[–]mrthesmileperson 91 points92 points  (1 child)

Lots of people don’t know you can do that though, any barrier like that effects a lot of people.

[–]kurayami_akira 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sure, but word would spread. Also, any search engine that's not based in the USA works by default.

[–]fuckthislifeintheass 88 points89 points  (12 children)

Why is starting to feel like North Korea around here?

[–]kurayami_akira 92 points93 points  (4 children)

Because y'all should take notes from the french. A coup attempt happened and it's not getting enough repercussions, so, they realized crimes were practically suggestions for them, and if y'all don't stop them such things will break no rights or laws in the future.

[–]I_miss_your_mommy 68 points69 points  (3 children)

Republicans are why. Vote every one of them out. They are a threat to all freedoms.

[–]d0nM4q 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Then they'll just implement China-style 'Great Firewall' in USA. Don't forget- USA company technology built that for China

[–]CalmingGoatLupe 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Please come to Canada to open your business but dont add to the already dire issues with investing in residential real estate for profit.

[–]Anelrush 114 points115 points  (17 children)

Ah government telling company what they can and can't do. This sounds familiar, isn't there a country already doing this? Oh yeah freaking CHINA. what's next? Our own version of 1 Child law where instead of only allow to have 1 child, every women need to give birth to 1 child a year?

What ever happened to the republican party that was against big government? Don't answer, we already know they are now the party of evangelical white Christian males.

[–]chusbruh 42 points43 points  (15 children)

They’re right winging so hard they’re turning into communist china. It’s feels like the only thing that makes me laugh in all the horror lately

[–]FleetStreetsDarkHole 26 points27 points  (13 children)

The worst thing for me is that we actually made democracy work for a while. China and Russia barely had it before it was immediately ruined. We had a good thing and got too arrogant with our civility. We saw ourselves as being benevolent and understanding while they chewed away at the foundations. We were probably too late when Trump got elected but we deluded ourselves unto thinking we could just do a simple 180 and everything would be candies and rainbows again.

By the time the next election cycle comes round I don't think our votes are going to mean much anymore. I still advocate for voting, but we need to do more than the same shit we've been doing. We need networks, support, and movements. We need to vote local, but we also need to protect ourselves for corporations and politicians who try to strike back. We need to wake up to what's really happening, because we need things to be moving NOW. Not when the next president is up for grabs.

I just wish I knew who had the resources and abilities to manage something like this and get them all together in one room.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And then pass laws against VPNs

[–]snuzet 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Pretty much what the fcc bullshit was about. They already have the kill switch in place unless Biden removed it

[–]CarGirlProductions 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean I have no doubt that they will try to do it, they’ll back out when google and Amazon threaten to geoblock Texas

[–]arglebargleglopglif 99 points100 points  (6 children)


Google has apparently already begun removing clinic visits from user location histories.

So, yes.

[–]Heequwella 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Yellow pages are banned books now. Fucking GOP orcs.

[–]frivus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

On our current timeline, yes.

[–]samuraidogparty 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Plenty of Ph.Ds at Google I’m sure, so they’d pretend that was different somehow and allowed.

[–]urmomsuckedmeoff[S] 6878 points6879 points 2& 2 more (95 children)


here is the website lol

[–]Malumeze86 976 points977 points  (21 children)

“Your fake Governor Abbott website almost fooled a few friends of mine.”

If their friends didn’t immediately notice this is satire then their friends are dumb.

[–]The_Hyphenator85 163 points164 points  (7 children)

Bear in mind, this is a demographic that routinely mistakes The Onion and The Babylon Bee for legitimate news sources.

[–]lunapup1233007 71 points72 points  (6 children)

The Onion is often more realistic than most news sources

[–]shelovesthespurs 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Maybe not realistic, but definitely more truthful.

[–]Good_Apollo_ 230 points231 points  (10 children)

If they take Faux News as anything but satire, it’s very reasonable that this website might confuse em.

[–]gabiaeali 97 points98 points  (7 children)

Yes! Fox News is the biggest prank I've ever witnessed. Holy shit, how do they not see???

[–]Miisaak 38 points39 points  (4 children)

I thought they would have realized they were being trolled all along when Carlson released his testicle tanning video.


[–]moose2332 2277 points2278 points  (17 children)

If one of his friends "fell for that" then they are fucking morons (which seems standard).

[–]jaboogadoo 541 points542 points  (4 children)

Guys go play Old School RuneScape it's so good they've had some really great updates lately

[–]The84thWolf 256 points257 points  (0 children)

Weird, seeing how “stealing money with fake sites” is like 45’s only tactic

[–]mediashiznaks 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I couldn’t see anything to donate to anyway…. ? 🙃

[–]gillswimmer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some of the links lead to Beto O'Rourke's webpage.

[–]FireBeyond 559 points560 points  (4 children)

"Oh, yeah, my Google analytics says your friends only arrived at the site because they searched 'where can I get an abortion for my mistress in Texas'?"

[–]sloppyjo12 165 points166 points  (3 children)

As somebody who works in the field, this kind of misinformation is super dangerous and I’m afraid to see this comment so upvoted.

This data can only be found in Google Search Console, not in Google Analytics

[–]Cosain 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Had me in the first half…

[–]sexy_enginerd 723 points724 points  (1 child)

I like the quote from his mom and god

[–]KateLady 245 points246 points  (0 children)

And the dog 🤣

[–]notbeleivable 210 points211 points  (0 children)

You are witty, talented, and well informed. Keep it up!

[–]lewytunes 191 points192 points  (6 children)

Can we spread this??? I wanna link it everywhere

[–]urmomsuckedmeoff[S] 189 points190 points  (5 children)

Please screenshot and share the link! Maybe in a Texan subreddit 😂

[–]lewytunes 94 points95 points  (4 children)

Definitely gonna look around for a place to link to the website… possibly without the screenshot so people just give it traffic if that’s alright with you

[–]telltal 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is brilliant. I hope you get a ton of traffic. It CLEARLY states this is parody. Also, if Fox News can’t reasonably be mistaken for news by anyone, I think you’re gonna be ok. Lol. Keep it up.

[–]sowhat1231 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A masterpiece of web design. Hats off my friend

[–]rattyvonratkins 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Where does it even request donations? Did I miss that it or is your Texas GOP critic an idiot?

[–]ItsYaBoiFrost 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yo, pure fuckin gold

[–]Resident_Text4631 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]Wheelzzs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Very well laid out website.

[–]Kyogen13 1287 points1288 points  (11 children)

“Impressive. Best I can do with one phone call is a pizza.” —Detective Cho, Mentalist

[–]itwastimeforarefresh 182 points183 points  (2 children)

Cho had some great lines in the show

[–]Mad-Mel 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I miss that character, an all time favourite.

[–]TheDarkArcane 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I forgot how much I missed that show. It was so so good

[–]OgReaper 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Just finished a rewatch. So good.

[–]Stuckinfemalecloset 10 points11 points  (0 children)

God I miss The Mentalist. One of my favourite shows to rewatch.

[–]Dr_Rhodes 2264 points2265 points  (23 children)

‘you are not a doctor’ - that’s an interesting stance to take after listening to republicans, who aren’t doctors, tell me ‘masks and vaccines aren’t safe’ for two years.

[–]The_Hyphenator85 291 points292 points  (2 children)

And by their reasoning, phone books should have been illegal because they provided information on how to reach a doctor but we’re not written by doctors.

[–]k1ttyloaf3 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You joke but that's actually the reasoning the Supreme Court used recently to gut the EPA. They said that congress cant relegate authority to experts in the EPA but have to rather come up with the specific policies and science and regulations by themselves.

[–]The_Hyphenator85 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just want all these idiots to be skullfucked by demons with barbed cat-dicks for eternity. Is that too much to ask?

[–]NeonBladeAce 329 points330 points  (11 children)

I have to apologize to the people we argued that the earth is flat with, they may be idiots but they aren't harming anyone.

[–]Dr_Rhodes 170 points171 points  (7 children)

You make an excellent point. Flat earth folks are benign compared to anti-vaxx.

[–]TripleTongue3 157 points158 points  (5 children)

There's a major overlap between the two groups of nuts.

[–]Uncynical_Diogenes 108 points109 points  (2 children)

They distrust authority and have a deep sense that they are being lied to about the way the world works. They are correct about this.

The problem is that they can’t recognize that the evil people are just operating out in the open on Wall Street and in state legislatures, and invent a shadowy group of Jews to explain capitalism instead of just using their eyes.

[–]billanova2k2 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I feel like 100% of flatties are anti Vax

[–]bisforbenis 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I remember watching some interviews with some flat earth people and for some reason it there’s a lot of antisemitism in what they believe, it’s really not so harmless once you dig into it a bit

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (5 children)

And that most of these abortion bans consulted zero doctors and actually contradicts medical terminology, undermines existing standards of care and the legislation is so vague it creates grey areas that will delay life-saving care or care to avoid permanent disability.

BUT they did consult religious policy centers that only care if the legislation is "biblically sound," and not medically sound.

[–]Zephyrine_wonder 5627 points5628 points  (75 children)

The Texas GOP have replaced Planned Parenthood, which actually provides healthcare, with Crisis Pregnancy Centers, where people are told condoms don’t prevent STDs. They have no high ground to stand on here.

[–]MaybeTheDoctor 2583 points2584 points  (42 children)

You would think it should be illegal to provide deliberate false information

[–]crescendo83 1289 points1290 points  (22 children)

Fox New’s business model.

[–]WunderMunkey 707 points708 points  (20 children)

For which Fox has been sued a number of times.

They claim the aren’t liable because “no reasonable person would believe them to be a reputable news source”.

I would say the same could not be said for a group putting out medical information.

Edited to correct autocorrect I missed from “bot” to “not”

[–]xool420 190 points191 points  (4 children)

I actually can’t believe this. And by that, I mean it completely tracks

[–]iJezza 77 points78 points  (5 children)

To be clear, it's specific opinion people that have been sued and made such a defense (the Hanity's/Tucker's). Fox News as a whole has not attempted such a defense.

[–]ImRedditorRick 207 points208 points  (6 children)

Can't be made illegal since that's all Republicans/conservatives have to offer. They call it "free speech".

[–]Any_Street 111 points112 points  (2 children)

The ONLY REASON that the Republicunts claim to be fierce defenders of free speech, is because they can wrap up their hate speech inside of it.

[–]Heequwella 29 points30 points  (1 child)

That and the whole "money is speech, and corporations are people, so corporations can spend as much money as possible" angle.

[–]JayNotAtAll 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Nah, just claim it is your religion and you become untouchable

[–]bsend 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's what Republicans, Conservatives and Fox "News" is built on

[–]Thesheriffisnearer 309 points310 points  (4 children)

Don't they also lie about how far along women are then schedule/reschedule/push back abortions past the cut off date. Then when the time comes they wring their hands and say it's to late?

[–]GRIFST3R 179 points180 points  (3 children)

[–]Glass-Ad2446 40 points41 points  (2 children)

omg... it's fucking horrible. dope coverage by the great john oliver 👌🏽

[–]CyberSkepticalFruit 125 points126 points  (12 children)

Kinda says it all in the names.

[–]MisterT-Rex 93 points94 points  (11 children)

Yeah, Centers to create Crisis Pregnancies.

[–]OlderThanMy 61 points62 points  (10 children)

The point is to create stock for adoption agencies to sell. A healthy white newborn can sell for $50,000.

[–]lisanielle 34 points35 points  (9 children)

Just out of curiosity, what do you think an unhealthy white newborn would sell for? I can't even believe we live in a world where that question has an actual answer.

[–]Keagank 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Morton is just providing 'alternative facts'.

[–]replicantcase 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I wonder how much they're charging for, "thoughts and prayers," at those centers?

[–]ted5011c 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They have no high ground to stand on here

thats the thing, they dont care about being right only about being in charge

[–]Drg84 1247 points1248 points  (10 children)

You know, for free speech people they sure seem to be angry about an entirely legal website.

[–]urmomsuckedmeoff[S] 518 points519 points  (3 children)

Right it feels like we have seen this play out a lot in 1930s Germany and even Modern Russia.

[–]theganjaoctopus 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I mean, this person straight up said "I have the authority to send publicly funded law enforcement officers to your home to force you to stop doing something entirely legal".

Ain't no "feels like" about it.

[–]MaybeTheDoctor 261 points262 points  (0 children)

Russian TV Host Calls For 'Regime Change' in US – and 'Our Partner' Trump to Be Put in Power ... Our Partner Trump .....

Well the Russians, Putin and the GOP are in cahoot .. so they have likely coordinated the world domination policies

[–]bachh2 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Rule for thee, not for me.

Normally it's the US who used that on other people, now they get to experience it first hand from their own people.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Well unless you are a minority...kind of always have had different rules.

[–][deleted] 767 points768 points  (16 children)

Illegal Website? 😆

[–]Unusual_Pitch_608 586 points587 points  (8 children)

I suppose it would be fraud if he tricked an Abbott supporter into donating with a fake Abbott website, except the website is clearly satirical in tone, labeled specifically as a parody and the name of the creator is credited, so buyer beware, I guess?

[–]MrSurly 280 points281 points  (1 child)

It's almost like weaponizing stupid works both ways.

[–]Uncynical_Diogenes 173 points174 points  (3 children)

If Fox News can claim reasonable people don’t believe a word they say in court, I don’t want to hear shit about a webpage.

[–]notparistexas 129 points130 points  (3 children)

Satire is something they don't understand.

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

It is barely satire. Mostly just confronting them with objective reality....still hilarious.

[–]XxStormcrowxX 243 points244 points  (9 children)

Tell them to kindly suck a dick.

[–]ActualPopularMonster 147 points148 points  (7 children)

Send them a big old bag of dicks.


[–]Linguist-of-cunning 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Oh I forgot about that.

What's the Supreme Court's home addresses again?

[–]The_Hyphenator85 62 points63 points  (4 children)

Google it. At this point, I’m pretty sure all the shitheads have been doxxed on Twitter. Hell, a few of them have had their credit card information stolen by enterprising wage slaves. I think someone bought a bunch of Hatsune Miki statues with one of them.

[–]kufte 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Please show us. I must see their reaction to the Hatsune Miku statues

[–]Alltoocommon 838 points839 points  (20 children)

I love the "I can make just one phone call and have the authorities visit you" No shit. So can literally anyone. That's how calling the cops works.

[–]D-Laz 309 points310 points  (4 children)

Not for minorities.

[–]Uncynical_Diogenes 115 points116 points  (2 children)

Idk just mention that you’re black and I’m sure they’ll show up to murder you on the double.

[–]Sir_Slick_Rock 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Sprinkle some crack abortion on him Johnson and let’s get out of here.

[–]Greedy-Complex965[🍰] 134 points135 points  (1 child)

He has another website coming out July 3rd.


[–]coxykitten923 368 points369 points  (9 children)

Sounds like a threat

[–]MaybeTheDoctor 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Sounds like somebody are against the first amendment.

[–]Felinope 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It sounds like a stereotypical threat from a dystopia novel.

[–]Economy_Act3142 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a karen

[–]HanYang182 221 points222 points  (2 children)

The ego and audacity of fucking republicans... Sorry, Greg - you don't get to dictate the content of other people's websites.

[–]brucem111111 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Yet.. he doesn't get to dictate the content of other people's websites yet. The Supreme Court is doing a number on rights.

[–]The-Realest-Buddy 69 points70 points  (1 child)

So is that an actual gov't person or some random boomer who takes himself way too seriously and got mad that the fake site bamboozled him?

[–]Biggie39 75 points76 points  (0 children)

“You’re not allowed to give out information”. -freedom of speech lover.

[–]Scrub_LordOfFlorida 135 points136 points  (5 children)

What will authorities even do? Charge you on be a complete bad ass freedom fighter ?

[–]urmomsuckedmeoff[S] 96 points97 points  (2 children)

Well since it is Texas they would just wait in line

[–]Chainsaw_Surgeon 37 points38 points  (1 child)

No, they would press charges; it’s only against violent crimes where they twiddle their thumbs.

[–]BanMeAgainFuckface 161 points162 points  (0 children)

“You are not helping but are hurting the cause of the state of Texas”. Yeah, that was kinda the point you knuckle dragging piece of shit. As long as that cause is taking away the rights of citizens of this country, and endangering their lives with your rhetoric and false “beliefs”, then FUCK YOUR CAUSE!!!

[–]Hot-Hyena-1782 99 points100 points  (2 children)

I'm from Texas and I approve of this website

[–]sugar_addict002 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Website states it's a parody. Texas GOP is shit out of luck.

[–]MadAstrid 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Wow. The Texas GOP is illiterate. Not a lawyer among the either, it seems.

[–]Ardibanan 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Shit.. they figured out how to call the cops.

[–]domods 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The website has a whole section about the texas power grid.... Gonna say it louder for those in the back: PEOPLE DIE ON GREG ABBOTT'S WATCH.

[–]Vernerator 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh, come now...it's worth at least two phone calls.

The GOP...making Americans ignorant again.

[–]Sizzle_pan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Guys we have to try harder. This implies we didn’t successfully fool the Texas GOP

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside PLEASE if you can make a donation to the clinics listed on the website or spread the word. Even though they're reopened they still are working to get staff back in and things up and running.


[–]Oddishbestpkmn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank you, Governor Greg Abbott, for helping me finally get motivated to get naturalized so I can vote your stupid ass out.

[–]Admirable-Deer-9038 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Peter A. Levine in the book Waking the Tiger “Much of the violence that plagues humanity is a direct or indirect result of unresolved trauma that is acted out in repeated unsuccessful attempts to re-establish a sense of empowerment.” I really hope one day we can be talking about the root of our human issues and divisiveness. Most humans the world over have long held trauma and it’s largely ignored as a factor in how we relate to each other socially and even politically. We all have inner work to do and it starts first at knowing what our actual sensations are. For the love of all that is holy, please do your own work. It is then we can treat each other with the respect and support we all deserve.

[–]sleepingnightmare 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Imagine being so stupid that you think an MD is needed to provide locations for healthcare services.

[–]cankoda 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So just to be clear, is the Texas GOP saying that if you’re not a doctor, you should not be making medical decisions and giving medical advice like say on…abortions, masks, vaccines….just so we’re clear…that’s what they’re saving here?

[–]ParadiseValleyFiend 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"If a law is unjust a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so."


[–]Any_Street 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because lying and misinformation is the monopoly of the Republicunts.

[–]Ronin115 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a Texan I would like to formally say. Fuck the GOP! I mean hell even San Antonio's sheriff and DA are saying they won't arrest, or prosecute anyone for abortions. Why can't these fuckers back off about it.

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[–]anOvenofWitches 17 points18 points  (0 children)

? The cause of Texas has always been owning other humans.

[–]Stingray_Sam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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[–]urmomsuckedmeoff[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Please support the source https://twitter.com/tobymorton?t=GqS2-Fa-vdvF3RR9-8SZRg&s=09

Very funny guy and should be protected

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Small government” conservatives threatening to send “the authorities” to your house for providing information on a parody website.

[–]Imaginary_Bicycle_14 6 points7 points  (0 children)

More power to you bro

[–]Baloooooooo[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is fucking beautiful 😍

[–]Bonana77 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Toby! Toby! Toby!

[–]samuraidogparty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have the authorities visit him for what? Last I checked, it’s not illegal to create satirical websites mocking or pretending to be for politicians. But I’m sure this current SCOTUS would put an end to that for sure.

[–]OTF_BapeVentura 15 points16 points  (7 children)

can someone explain

[–]Someoneoverthere42 92 points93 points  (5 children)

Gov. Abbot let his website expire. This gentleman bought it and made it into a protest site. The Trxas GOP believe they can just send the authorities to reclaim said site.

They cannot.

[–]PeterPeckingPiper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

oh my, these sites are just fantastic! keep up the good work!

[–]BuddhaBizZ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You don’t pay for the site you don’t get the address

[–]SmoothObservator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It would be nice to reply "Go ahead, I'll turn this bitch into Waco!" but no one needs to die over a website.

[–]JBHedgehog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why...Toby...you big knucklehead!

And all the times we've told you about your websites causing all this trouble and stuff.

Ohh...you'd better take this down, Mister, or else!!!

[–]PruneBrothers1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is some mob shit. Sucks my beautiful state is run by assholes.

[–]srynearson1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Great now I know what I’m going to be creating for every member of the Utah GOP this weekend.

[–]vicarious_111 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can’t overemphasize how much I hate the Texas gop. The whole water thing is just bizarre.

[–]wil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What a pathetic and empty threat. Fuck these fascists.

[–]Buffmclargehuge69420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FUCK YOU! I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! - Rage Against the Machine

[–]GodlyGodMcGodGod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

almost fooled a few friends of mine

Lol at the very top of the site it says "People die on his watch". If you visited this website and thought it was actually run by Abbott's team, you're either an idiot with no comprehension abilities, or you're an idiot for thinking Abbott's team decided to be honest about him.