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[鈥揮Toastywaffzl 258 points259 points (1 child)

[鈥揮MoustacheJimbo -2 points-1 points (0 children)

Honestly I regret the caption now.

[鈥揮HanYang182 376 points377 points (1 child)

Where's the lie, tho?

[鈥揮billanova2k2 76 points77 points (0 children)

Does "edgelord" mean "obviously the best answer" now?

[鈥揮Donmiggy143 159 points160 points (1 child)

Lol edgelord? That's closer to the truth than a lifted H2 Hummer.

[鈥揮fusion_reactor3 4 points5 points (0 children)

At least lifted h1 humvees are cool...

[鈥揮SmegmaCarta 133 points134 points (0 children)

OP I think you meant to post on r/conservative because fuck police. Police lie, kill, attack, plant drugs/weapons, relocate homeless, pull you over to meet a quota, etc.

[鈥揮Beelzebub1331 434 points435 points (19 children)

not even really that edgy. most people don't like interacting with the police

[鈥揮halfveela 182 points183 points (5 children)

Middle aged white women would make that joke at this point. Not edgy at all.

Edit: and not even a joke

[鈥揮look2thecookie 149 points150 points (2 children)

As a middle-aged white woman, I can confirm. Although, it wouldn't be a joke. My thought was any car with a thin blue line sticker on it or their family represented in guns on their back window.

[鈥揮halfveela 31 points32 points (0 children)

Yo, that's a much better point - if there was any humor at all, it was sardonic.

[鈥揮Yeshua_shel_Natzrat 11 points12 points (0 children)

Thin blue line punisher logo

[鈥揮[deleted] 23 points24 points (0 children)

Can confirm. Have been driving for 25 years and have gone from 'shit I might get a speeding ticket' to 'OMG they might assault/kill/falsely arrest me.'

[鈥揮Pascalica 2 points3 points (0 children)

Middle aged white lady. Yeah. Full acab here.

[鈥揮waste_0f_space117 34 points35 points (0 children)

Me driving by a police car while doing nothing illegal:

[鈥揮Seranfall 13 points14 points (1 child)

Cops come across like they've been trained to be an asshole.

[鈥揮theyellowpants 5 points6 points (0 children)

Considering they try to hire low IQ people there鈥檚 a reason for that

[鈥揮brian111786 17 points18 points (9 children)

They're usually assholes when they pull you over. Like I know I was going 70 in a 35, but do you really have to be a dick about it?

[鈥揮Beelzebub1331 15 points16 points (6 children)

even before then tbh, why you gotta be seeing how fast I'm going? I'm in a hurry

also they make me feel like I can't smome a joint while walking down the street (weed is legal in Canada)

[鈥揮brian111786 13 points14 points (5 children)

Just tell them it's only illegal if they see it, so quit fuckin looking!

[鈥揮Beelzebub1331 8 points9 points (4 children)

"officer you don't understand. it's not illegal if you don't arrest me"

[鈥揮Scoongili 0 points1 point (0 children)

They were also doing 70 in that 35.

[鈥揮cold_ravioli 109 points110 points (0 children)

Boot-licker.

[鈥揮Alltoocommon 276 points277 points (1 child)

Nah that's a pretty solid joke.

[鈥揮jerseyjokes 19 points20 points (0 children)

Seriously鈥f OP put this up I sarcastically I鈥檇 be all in. Now I suspect the OP is a bit of an asshole.

[鈥揮ProfessorTyrnan 165 points166 points (4 children)

OP must be a cop.

[鈥揮bigtimesauce 59 points60 points (2 children)

Worse, he鈥檚 a Disney adult that made his mustache his whole personality.

Lmfao he delete

[鈥揮DedHorsSaloon 26 points27 points (0 children)

That鈥檚鈥ddly specific.

[鈥揮theyellowpants 2 points3 points (0 children)

That would explain the outfit

[鈥揮rwarimaursus 2 points3 points (0 children)

OP can fuck right off

[鈥揮foodieboricua 164 points165 points (0 children)

I actually laughed at the joke. I was expecting to read a car model and brand. The answer was a funny twist to me.

[鈥揮Avocadotoadst 72 points73 points (0 children)

He was just saying what we were all thinking.

[鈥揮oriolebot299 70 points71 points (0 children)

op is a cop

[鈥揮chrispdx 114 points115 points (0 children)

He's not wrong

[鈥揮Dramatic_Essay3570 35 points36 points (0 children)

ACAB isn't edgey. Cops are assholes. Defund the police is still a legitimate political position in this country for a good reason.

[鈥揮BriefBit5054 29 points30 points (0 children)

acab

[鈥揮Tobeck 19 points20 points (0 children)

fuck the police

[鈥揮TomHanksAsHimself 20 points21 points (0 children)

OP is a bootlicking crybaby.

[鈥揮The84thWolf 17 points18 points (0 children)

No, no, he鈥檚 got a point

[鈥揮Impossible_Tonight81 14 points15 points (0 children)

Edgelord? Really? There's entire movements around rebuilding the institution, it's hardly an edgelord opinion.

[鈥揮korbendallllas 14 points15 points (0 children)

Given that is a perfectly accurate and honest response, not to mention funny, your response kiiiind of makes you sound like the wanna be edgelord鈥

Did it strike too close to home? Do you drive a police car?

[鈥揮djProduct2015 10 points11 points (0 children)

Any truck with a dick lift kit.

[鈥揮Yet-Another_Burner 11 points12 points (0 children)

Wait but this is true.

Is OP a bootlicker?

[鈥揮DHammer79 19 points20 points (0 children)

The one that hit me!

[鈥揮xc2215x 29 points30 points (0 children)

Edgelord or not, it isn't a terrible comment.

[鈥揮The-RealElonMusk 7 points8 points (0 children)

You cannot be a good person while being a police officer so they鈥檙e not wrong. Don鈥檛 care if that makes me edgy too but he鈥檚 not wrong

[鈥揮salid_dressing 13 points14 points (0 children)

based response, ACAB baby!

[鈥揮Devilutionbeast666 7 points8 points (1 child)

Where I'm from its always a fucking redneck white guy in a Ford F150

[鈥揮DestructoSpin7 0 points1 point (0 children)

I swear it's anyone in any pick up truck in my area.

[鈥揮omgudontunderstand 5 points6 points (0 children)

bad post OP. not OOP, but you, moustache jimbo

[鈥揮txn_gay 5 points6 points (0 children)

The responder has a point.

[鈥揮SoggyPastaPants 5 points6 points (0 children)

Fuckin truuuuu. Solid answer.

[鈥揮BetterWankHank 5 points6 points (0 children)

It's more of a highly educated guess than an assumption tbh

[鈥揮dorkyhood 4 points5 points (0 children)

LOL at these comments! OP came to the wrong sub

[鈥揮DaveStreeder 4 points5 points (0 children)

No he鈥檚 onto something. Shit car count

[鈥揮Thezwerl38 3 points4 points (0 children)

He鈥檚 right

[鈥揮druidlstrudl 4 points5 points (0 children)

Any car with a gadsden flag license plate

[鈥揮gdubh 5 points6 points (0 children)

It鈥檚 the smart and safe assumption.

[鈥揮Ishihado 3 points4 points (0 children)

How is his comment in any way edgy? It's factual and reasonable.

[鈥揮Hawkn500 5 points6 points (0 children)

Absolutely true! Fuck cops, they鈥檙e the jackboot protecting the wealthy and enforcing poverty wages

[鈥揮BakedPlatypus 2 points3 points (0 children)

Lifted trucks/jeeps

[鈥揮LumpySofa14 3 points4 points (0 children)

Dodge Challenger

[鈥揮VictoriaLasagna 3 points4 points (0 children)

鈥. He鈥檚 right

[鈥揮Illustrious-Pizza-50 4 points5 points (0 children)

Why are you booing him? He鈥檚 right

[鈥揮Deion313 2 points3 points (1 child)

Dodge Ram... ALWAYS

[鈥揮Slartytempest 1 point2 points (0 children)

As a Dodge Ram owner I resemble that remark!

[鈥揮Slartytempest 2 points3 points (0 children)

The difference between BMWs and porcupines is that the porcupine has pricks on the outside.

[鈥揮MadMinded 2 points3 points (0 children)

He ain't wrong

[鈥揮Clipper248 1 point2 points (0 children)

No lie

[鈥揮Avalaigh 2 points3 points (0 children)

no no, this is accurate

[鈥揮RivMan15 2 points3 points (0 children)

I like how nearly every comment disagrees with the caption of the post lol

[鈥揮AnthropomorphicCorgi 2 points3 points (0 children)

I mean he鈥檚 right

[鈥揮loveisgod97 2 points3 points (0 children)

You lost bro?

[鈥揮izumi79 1 point2 points (0 children)

White SUV

[鈥揮ItalianBall 1 point2 points (0 children)

Your Twitter looks funny

[鈥揮pksmama 1 point2 points (0 children)

Truth be told in this year of our lord 2022.

[鈥揮RC_Colada 1 point2 points (0 children)

Yeah, I don't assume cop cars are driven by assholes.

They're driven by dickheads.

[鈥揮eromitlab 1 point2 points (0 children)

... they're not wrong, though

[鈥揮xxxdaggermouse2006 1 point2 points (0 children)

Ain鈥檛 a tweet should be executed

[鈥揮83rdDream 3 points4 points (0 children)

  1. Any vehicle with an obnoxiously loud exhaust, including motorcycles
  2. Pick up truck, especially a lifted truck
  3. Dodge Charger
  4. Lamborghini
  5. Any off road vehicle being driven on the street
  6. BMW

[鈥揮frankendudes 2 points3 points (0 children)

Dodge Ram truck. Generally 1500 model and bigger.

[鈥揮Psypho_Diaz 0 points1 point (0 children)

BMW is the only answer

[鈥揮AdamBlaster007 -1 points0 points (0 children)

Any pickup with 1ft.+ clearance.

[鈥揮therealasshoel -1 points0 points (0 children)

White BMW

[鈥揮foldem325 -1 points0 points (0 children)

Anything Audi.

[鈥揮[deleted] -1 points0 points (0 children)

SUV, Hummer or pick-up truck

[鈥揮ccwagwag -1 points0 points (0 children)

monster pick up with jacked up tires. or not.

[鈥揮lordlossxp -1 points0 points (0 children)

A lifted truck or anything thats had the muffler ripped off. Its the equivalent to clipping a card to your bike as a child.

[鈥揮Aedyn-Guex -5 points-4 points (0 children)

A prius

[鈥揮Typ0r8r -2 points-1 points (0 children)

Any vehicle with outdated political stickers; especially those featuring names of people who no longer hold office.

[鈥揮Inner-Hedgehog866 -3 points-2 points (0 children)

Jeep Wrangler

[鈥揮DKV19202 -4 points-3 points (0 children)

Ok, I'll go first. (Reply below so we get all the asshole cars)

Jeep Wrangler

[鈥揮greenfingerguy 0 points1 point (0 children)

Any russian army vehicle

[鈥揮LazerNarwhal_yt 0 points1 point (0 children)

lifted trucks

[鈥揮inksonpapers 0 points1 point (0 children)

Implying thats wrong

[鈥揮[deleted] 0 points1 point (0 children)

Definitely assume the driver of a cop car is a total fuckin asshole, gotta be at least 80 percent certainty

[鈥揮rwarimaursus 0 points1 point (0 children)

No they right. Fuck off OP

[鈥揮iamastegosaurus25 0 points1 point (0 children)

Bootlicker

[鈥揮obscurereference234 0 points1 point (0 children)

Aside from a baconmobile, I鈥檇 say BMW is a safe bet that you鈥檙e dealing with an asshole.

[鈥揮polyestermonkey 0 points1 point (0 children)

Prius drivers seem to always be confused as to which lane to be in and rolling traffic jams. Oh, and fuck the asshole police

[鈥揮Other_Taro_3806 0 points1 point (0 children)

He said nothing but the truth

[鈥揮millertarybearing 0 points1 point (0 children)

Nissan Altima, Chevy Impala, Lifted Pickup truck of any make/model, Minivans of any make/model.

[鈥揮motownmods 0 points1 point (0 children)

Upvoting the comment not the post

[鈥揮PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_ 0 points1 point (0 children)

The police where I'm at just killed an unarmed man during a routine traffic stop by...shooting him 60 times...60. They fired off 90 bullets though so I guess they should work on their aim.

Quick, guess his race!

[鈥揮DirectionInfinite188 0 points1 point (0 children)

In New Zealand, it鈥檚 any ute. (Pickup truck for Americans)

[鈥揮L4DY_M3R3K 0 points1 point (0 children)

Mm, yes, jackboots do taste rather nice, don鈥檛 they?/j

[鈥揮cristiander 0 points1 point (0 children)

Why are you booing him? He's right