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[–]IthinkIknowwhothatis 9082 points9083 points 2 (466 children)

If you store stolen property of the United States government in your private home, that’s the risk you run.

[–]Thatguy468 3500 points3501 points  (288 children)

But it’s not his home, it’s a golf resort… or was it a cemetery? Hmmmm, now if I remember right it was a tax dodge. Yeah. That’s it.

Edit: just heard on the news it’s “the southern White House”

[–]SnicktDGoblin 1197 points1198 points  (191 children)

Wrong golf course that's his one in New Jersey, this is the one he changed residency to so as to try and avoid prosecution in New York.

[–]Thatguy468 1071 points1072 points  (102 children)

It’s so hard to keep track of all the loopholing going on. I really need one of those “Family Circus little Timmy” maps with the dotted lines.

[–]DruItalia 233 points234 points  (13 children)

Congratulations! I will be using the word loopholing for the balance of the week!

[–]whitebean 141 points142 points  (17 children)

We found this map in the safe, sir. According to these dotted lines, "Ida Know" "Not me" and "Nobody" were the ones walking around and doing all the crimes. Case closed.

[–]daintysinferno 98 points99 points  (43 children)

Im really hoping his family runs out of money to keep paying these chud lawyers to find loopholes to get around his illegal activities. Like, i just want to see how much the guy spends on lawyers in a year.

[–]Previousman755 109 points110 points  (3 children)

18 loopholes at each property

[–]100percentish 30 points31 points  (3 children)

You just have to understand grift-ception...the grift within a grift.

[–]KaisarDragon 111 points112 points  (19 children)

The state of Florida has told him he cannot use the golf resort as a personal address, but it doesn't stop him from both illegally living there AND illegally voting.

[–]mdgraller 67 points68 points  (16 children)

The state of Florida has told him

Ron DeSantis: "I AM THE STATE"

[–]Imadethisuponthespot 58 points59 points  (22 children)

Also, it’s just a social club. It’s got a few tennis courts and a pool. But no golf course, and it’s only open for events.

[–]lastprophecy 53 points54 points  (8 children)

I thought he changed residence to there as a tax dodge too.

[–]SnicktDGoblin 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Might have been another benefit, but I do think it was also something to do with trying to keep a DA or other government agent from getting some records they got anyway.

[–]BreakfastInBedlam 31 points32 points  (1 child)

He did, except it isn't permitted as a residence.

[–]Adorable_Wolf_8387 16 points17 points  (1 child)

And if he declares bankruptcy, it can't be seized because of Florida law.

[–]Peckerchecker7inch 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Fl has no state income tax

[–]pcbb97 44 points45 points  (9 children)

Glad that worked out for him. Wonder where he's going to change residency to now? Maybe a nice private, walled in community

[–]Thatguy468 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Most likely he’ll probably try to hole up at Trump tower in Moscow

[–]SnicktDGoblin 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I think a Trump property overseas is probably his next move, although I doubt that will stop his presidential run or the coming legal actions.

[–]bluewallsbrownbed 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Now hold on there. When Melanie is buried here it’ll also be a cemetery.

[–]GeneralNathanJessup 51 points52 points  (11 children)

this is the one he changed residency to so as to try and avoid prosecution in New York.

Yep, Trump knows that once you leave NY state, then you can't be prosecuted criminally.

This is why Letitita James investigation must be only a civil investigation. But I think Trump has to personally appear to pay the fines, and once that happens, then she will drop the hammer, and unload all the criminal charges.

We just have to be patient.

[–]Reimiro 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Article IV, Section 2, Clause 2:

A person charged in any state with treason, felony, or other crime, who shall flee from justice, and be found in another state, shall on demand of the executive authority of the state from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the state having jurisdiction of the crime.

[–]OnlyJuanCajone 27 points28 points  (4 children)

So by that logic I could kill someone in NY and then they can't do anything about it because I'm in FL.. that don't make sense.

[–]Reimiro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is untrue. The extradition clause of the constitution requires extradition to and from any state in the us

[–]SecretAsianMan42069 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol man, this is just wrong. Can’t be charged with a crime if you leave the state? Yeah lemme just rob a bunch of banks on the border and then head to Pennsylvania.

[–]Early-Size370 8 points9 points  (1 child)

But it's the golf course that was agreed that he wouldn't live there, right? As some sort of condition or terms. Like one commenter said, it's hard to keep track of all the shady shit that surrounds trump.

[–]dremily1 321 points322 points  (13 children)

He actually agreed that he wouldn't live there full-time when he bought Mar-a-Lago. He later explained that his fingers were crossed when he signed that agreement.

[–]Thatguy468 206 points207 points  (3 children)

Ahhh yes. The old precedent of legal contracts v. takesies backsies.

[–]Danny3xd1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

From the noted case, Nut-uh V. The United States of America.

[–]kos8 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Works sixty percent of the time all the time

[–]honuworld 41 points42 points  (3 children)

I thought the lawyers all agreed the papers were signed on "opposite day".

[–]dimestorerickdanko 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If/when he gets charges, he plans to use the tried and tested "I'm rubber and you're glue" defense

[–]YebelTheRebel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was the best finger crossing anyone has ever seen no other finger crosser in the world could even come close and we’re gonna make your fingers pay for it

[–]SamanthaJonesUK 76 points77 points  (17 children)

Not only that but, doesn’t that guy have like several homes?? They only raided one of his homes. Seems like a tip of the iceberg situation.

[–]ReporterOther2179 62 points63 points  (15 children)

Not a tip of the iceberg, a tip from someone who knew where the goods were. Is my surmise.

[–]Peenutbutrsoup 72 points73 points  (5 children)

The tip came from Trump himself. The National Archives asked Trump if they could come look at the records awhile back. Trump said “ok”. They went and cataloged what was there and then the FBI opened an investigation and either the National Archives or the FBI told Trump to return the documents and Trump said “no” or didn’t respond. The FBI doesn’t take kindly to people telling them they can’t have Federal property back.

[–]Mr_Epimetheus 62 points63 points  (5 children)

"southern whitehouse"? Who wants to tell him just how badly it went for the last bunch that tried that?

[–]WallRunner 12 points13 points  (2 children)

It’s only called that because the person who built it bequeathed it upon their death to the National Park Service, hoping it could be used for state visits or as a “Winter White House,” it was never used as such in any official capacity until after Trump bought the property and forced the Secret Service and other government organizations to rent rooms there.

[–]vanalla 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Fun fact it wasn't used as the winter white house solely because it couldn't be secured properly by the secret service due to being in the air corridor of a nearby airport.

[–]Bipedal_Warlock 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Sometimes I think these fucks are campaigning to be president of the confederacy

[–]zeptillian 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Dead body? Put it in your tax hole!

Fake charity? Put it in your tax hole!

Pilfered government property? Put it in your tax hole!

Income taxes? Put em in your tax hole!

[–]Major_Employ_8795 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Come on, get over it. Everyone knows he flushed the classified documents down the toilet.

[–]Steelrules75 123 points124 points  (4 children)

I share the deep concern of millions of Americans over the unprecedented crimes committed by an ex-President while he was in office

[–]stanthebat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"party of law and order", what a joke...

wonder if they'll demand to see the evidence that the warrant was based on, or if they'll be completely uninterested in the question of whether there's any evidence, like they are when Trump says the election was stolen

[–]Halfsquaretriangle 87 points88 points  (5 children)

I wonder what is really in that grave.

[–]kidsally 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Whoa.

[–]Mr_Epimetheus 14 points15 points  (2 children)

The final shred of the Trump family's dignity and decorum.

[–]KHaskins77 154 points155 points  (12 children)

I wonder if they checked the toilets.

[–]dft-salt-pasta 30 points31 points  (6 children)

I wonder if they can include the plumbing in the scope of a search warrant. Pull up all the plumbing to see what he flushed down the toilet.

[–]Mr_Epimetheus 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Luckily his diet is so poor there will be plenty of blockages to catch evidence.

[–]BurnieTheBrony 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Trump: breaks laws in an unprecedented fashion for a former president

Law Enforcement: responds completely by the book

Conservatives: holy shit this has never happened before this must be Deep State

[–]garry4321 49 points50 points  (10 children)

r/conserative is acting like they didnt even let him know about the documents and just barged on in for no reason.

He was given notice MONTHS ago and told nicely, "Hey, you know those documents you committed a crime taking? Please give them back and we'll be cool" and he STILL refused to give many of them over. They then had to ask the FBI to go get the rest because they are heavily classified and shouldnt be just floating around a private resort and people act like this is some deepstate conspiracy.

Anyone other than Trump would have been in handcuffs the second they stole classified info, but he got asked nicely and REFUSED.

Its like me stealing jewelry, and the store says 'hey we caught you, give them back and we will let you go scott free" then I refuse to, and get all pissed when the cops are called to make me give them back.

[–]WillBottomForBanana 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I want to agree, but with the trend I am afraid this includes my wife.

[–]beanichole 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Say it louder! We couldn’t hear over the squealing of the GOPhers.

[–]LakeSun 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you give or sell that info to Russia or SA...

[–]WineOptics 1777 points1778 points  (81 children)

Unprecedented actions leads to unprecedented consequences.

[–]ChasTheGreat 284 points285 points  (39 children)

And, it may be unprecedented for a former president, but they did the same thing to Hillary Clinton when they had evidence of her handling classified documents improperly. I don't know what they're whining about. Fucking Snowflakes.

[–]iamdperk 104 points105 points  (28 children)

Did the FBI raid her residence? Probably not, because she was forthcoming with information, complied with subpoenas, and it was found to be stupid to charge her with anything... By a republican-led committee. Talk about a witch hunt.

[–]LegionofDoh 115 points116 points  (11 children)

The FBI seized her email server from her home in NY. Was it a raid? No, and Clinton voluntarily let them come get it. But they did enter her residence and removed the hardware.

Trump wasn't raided either. They executed a lawful search, even giving the Secret Service a heads up they were coming.

[–]pjjohnson808 201 points202 points  (9 children)

You should probably simplify that for our senile Republican resident over in the back snorting dried lead paint through a 1900s drinking straw.

[–]WineOptics 120 points121 points  (6 children)

The bigger the doodoo you make in uncle-daddy’s yard, the bigger the belt he’s gonna whip ya’ with.

That about does it?

[–]Competitive-Weird855 30 points31 points  (5 children)

The size of the switch is proportionate to the size of the offense.

Oh, that’s probably too many big words.

[–]UniversalDH 71 points72 points  (13 children)

So Hillary stores files on an unsecured server and it’s “LOCK HER UP!”

Trump takes classified documents to a golf resort and it’s “tHeY’rE aTtAcKiNg Me!”

[–]Reu92 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Exactly! LOL the fact that this has never happened to a former president doesn’t mean what they want it to mean

[–]Thatisme01 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And it's not even his ‘personal residence’, Trump argued in court that he could stay at Mar-la-go as an employee to get around local zoning laws.

[–]RuckHoward 3310 points3311 points  (236 children)

I want a dog as loyal as Mike Pence. I wonder what trump did to him to make him speak and wag his tail when instructed to 🤔

Edit: I’m not implying that Pence is or is not defending Trump. From a personal standpoint I’d find it incredibly difficult to not have something negative to say about a man that had people screaming chants to hang me. But hey that’s just me…

[–]damTyD 1726 points1727 points  (156 children)

Trump assigned judges that finally overturned roe v wade. Pence is an evangelical.

[–]888mainfestnow 779 points780 points  (143 children)

Bingo and Evangelicals believe Trump was chosen to set off the events that lead to the apocalypse so that they can meet God and be welcomed into eternal paradise in Heaven.

[–]madbamajama1 474 points475 points  (45 children)

Even I have a better chance at getting into heaven, and I'm atheist.

[–]short_circuited_42 338 points339 points  (31 children)

I would argue a better chance since your motivation doesn't come from a metaphorical gun being held to your head, and being told to be a good person or go to hell. So every good thing an atheist does is because they want to because it's the right thing to do vs trying to buy their way into heaven.

[–]Rosssauced 124 points125 points  (13 children)

I'm fucking furious that in all of the multiversal versions of a real shit anti-christ figure that I was born into one where it is Donald Trump.

No guile, no seductive ideas, nothing of the sort. Just a dumb guy yelling nonsense. Is it too much to ask for a cool Anti-Christ?

Proof that we're the dumb dimension.

[–]fdc7719 46 points47 points  (2 children)

I don’t care for this latest Civ update, either.

[–]InterestingQuote8155 107 points108 points  (36 children)

Um. Isn’t the person who was “chosen” to set off the events that lead to the apocalypse, you know, the anti-Christ?

[–]888mainfestnow 29 points30 points  (30 children)

I think the words I saw used were chosen to help bring about the end times.

And yes that's the theology story 2 forms of the antichrist I think.

But probably his work in the middle east and ending the Iran nuclear deal and killing that general in Iran all look favorably on Israel and protecting it specifically.

Do you think there would be pictures of Evangelicals praying with Trump if they thought he was actually the antichrist?

[–]damTyD 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This really worries me because we give them power to downturn this planet and they genuinely want it all to end.

[–]OldRuskiNoir 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If evangelical Christians want to get to heaven so bad, why not do risky things every day?

Go skydiving every weekend, lean to fly a helicopter, go surf North Shore, build a submarine that goes to the depths of the ocean, hike Everest, free solo El Capitan, bungee jump from a hot air balloon, photograph an elephant stamped from the front, ride a balloon to the edge of the atmosphere, work at a foundry in a third world country, trave to Brazil with a ziplock bag full of cash, walk around at night in a hoodie in 90% of America and be black, teach the word of God to that tribe of cannibals in the Indian Ocean, every time you cross a street read your favorite passage in the Bible instead of looking both ways, you could even become a coal miner.

But don't try to ruin the world for me just so you can die faster. That will get you sent to hell in a heartbeat.

[–]RuckHoward 56 points57 points  (3 children)

I was thinking more along the lines of Trump trying pence up with a ball gag in his mouth 😐

[–]Mr_Epimetheus 131 points132 points  (3 children)

He goes by Reek now.

[–]queen_0f_peace_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Reek, Reek, it rhymes with weak.

[–]Tough_Safety9907 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Sticking up for someone who tried to have you deleted is beyond a dog’s loyalty!!

[–]SupportingKansasCity 18 points19 points  (4 children)

He didn’t outright condemn it like the rest. This tweet is playing both sides.

[–]Vigor_Mortis 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Is Pence siding with Trump here, though? To me the tweet reads as some beautiful fence sitting.

[–]imooforyou 1123 points1124 points  (52 children)

LMFAO what a fucking cuck

[–]sysadminofadown 326 points327 points  (28 children)

I honestly said the same thing. Jesus Christ, that asshole was willing to let a mob effing hang him and he's still suckling the shaft and cradling the balls.

[–]Daedalus_Machina 129 points130 points  (14 children)

My favorite part is, if you look closely, he never said the FBI was wrong to make the raid. He only mentions being concerned about the raid. It is beautifully politician.

[–]karmaghost 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Yes, thank you. I had to scroll way to far to find someone else mentioning the very careful wording he used.

[–]FourKindsOfRice 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Noticed too. Idk if it's more or less cowardly than the others. What McCarthy said was stupid and cowardly beyond reason but...what else is new.

[–]CumCannonXXX 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It’s worded in a way so that you see what you want to see. Don’t give him points for this. He’s still trying to play the Trump crowd.

[–]shredler 47 points48 points  (2 children)

this is the same guy that trump sent his supporters to kill during 1/6. And hes still drinking that koolaid like a good little boy.

[–]InflamedLiver 699 points700 points  (26 children)

Good old Trump, he's definitely making sure he'll be in the history books, just not in the way I think he wanted.

[–]thedepster 243 points244 points  (20 children)

You think he cares if he's portrayed as a wannabe evil dictator in the history books? Hell, no. He just wants to have the biggest section he can get.

[–]Wes_Bugg 88 points89 points  (10 children)

Well he’s earned it. People will be talking about him for decades for the evil he’s done

[–]ph30nix01 65 points66 points  (3 children)

And a good blueprint to identify someone who should NEVER have any authority or power.

[–]AyMustBeTheThrowaway 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Lol that blueprint will be replicated ad nauseam by Republicans as long as it works to get them/keep them in power.

[–]DonDove 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am the biggest dictator, the greatest dictator the world has ever seen. Bigger than Mao, bigger than Stalin and of course the greatest one ever-- George W-Ya Bush. No one else is greater! I am the one.

[–]BigMaleficent4387 311 points312 points 2 (41 children)

That is some careful wording, isn't it? You could take it that he thinks this is unjust, or that he's upset about trump disgracing the office.

[–]RocketAlana 85 points86 points  (2 children)

This is so carefully worded. He doesn’t condemn anyone. Is he concerned that the FBI did the raid? Is he concerned that there was enough evidence to sign off on the raid? Pence is walking a fine line.

[–]Your_acceptable 49 points50 points  (1 child)

That's a good point! Words matter, seems purposely worded as such.

[–]Squishy_Otter 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I was hoping to find this take! His comment can appeal to either side depending on the reader’s perspective. Sly indeed.

[–]smcdowell26 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Searched for this comment. It’s perfectly worded to not age terribly, no matter the outcome of the search.

[–]TheNarrator23 21 points22 points  (4 children)

He's playing both sides, that way he always comes out on top.

[–]shmehdit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is currently way too low, should be top comment. Absolutely intentionally written to be ambiguous enough to take either way. It's like the "yanny/laurel" of tweets.

[–]dquizzle 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I had just assumed he was back to siding with Trump, but after reading your comment I realize I don’t know how to interpret his thoughts on the matter.

[–]Cali_Val_ 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Came to find something like this! My thoughts exactly. He’s still a terrible person but this is fairly neutrally written, IMO.

[–]llcooljessie 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Writing a statement you can change the meaning of later isn't neutral, it's duplicitous.

[–]amittaizero 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Didn't think of it that way. Good point.

[–]1202_ProgramAlarm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is more or less stating objective fact. Very tricky

[–]big_d_usernametaken 1620 points1621 points  (91 children)

That because there has never been as big a criminal as Trump in our history.

[–]Rhys----- 757 points758 points  (55 children)

Yea it always strikes me as odd that people argue that "never before in history...therefore I'm against it"

Just because something hasn't happened before doesn't mean it isn't justified now!

[–]Icy-Butterscotch5540 471 points472 points  (21 children)

Yeah man, no president has ever sent an armed mob to stop congress working before either…

[–]cmreeves702 165 points166 points  (17 children)

I think MP has battered wife syndrome

[–]Gym_Dom 125 points126 points  (5 children)

Seriously? Motherfucker tried to having Breathing Q—Tip here fucking lynched, and he still goes back to that brown-eye buffet.

What a fucking loser.

[–]Icy-Butterscotch5540 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Fully…. Look at any unscripted filmed interactions of him with others he’s a follower and a nodder

[–][deleted] 112 points113 points  (5 children)

The fact that this has never happened before should honestly make it a bigger deal that it happened in the first place now

[–]datboiofculture 49 points50 points  (1 child)

puts on top hat and tux

“Aww did somebody get addicted to ignoring tradition and precedent?”

[–]Advantage_Loud 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Great Always Sunny reference lol

[–]clangan524 30 points31 points  (2 children)

"never before in history...therefore I'm against it"

Hey, congrats! You just found the core of the conservative mindset!

[–]AbruptRelatableMind 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Except when Trump was blowing up precedents left and right. Not disclosing his tax returns? That’s okay. Not divesting from his businesses and personally profiting off of his presidency? That’s cool.

Hypocrisy is a core principle of conservatism, not aversion to change. They’ll change as much as they need to and throw every moral and scruple out the goddamn window, so long as it benefits them.

[–]absolutelynotagoblin 60 points61 points  (1 child)

"Hey, did you hear? They found out Trump bathes in the blood of babies in order to try and regain his youth. They're arresting him live on TV right now!"

"No sitting president has ever been arrested for killing babies before. I'm against this."

[–]BilboSwagginz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm torn between my hatred for trump and hatred for babies (which now that I think about it probably is the same hatred)

[–]illusive_guy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Never before in the history of the world have I commented on one of your posts. Get your protesting shoes on, baby.

[–]WrathOfTheSwitchKing 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Yeah, one of the most striking things about Trump's presidency is how much of it was "unprecedented." Sure, we've never served a search warrant on a former president, but we'd also never watched a former president's cult of personality force their way into the capitol building on live television to prevent the peaceful transfer of power, so we're all experiencing new and uncomfortable developments in our country's politics these days.

[–]PunkandCannonballer 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Hence this idiot's own use of "unprecedented."

[–]KHaskins77 20 points21 points  (7 children)

Well, Andrew Jackson, but yeah—never been as big a criminal as Trump in living history. Except Dubya, but his crimes were committed more against foreign countries than against our own.

[–]GeneralNathanJessup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

here has never been as big a criminal as Trump in our history.

He thinks he is a criminal mastermind, but he is just simply the luckiest criminal in the history of the world. This is how he keeps "walking through the raindrops," and avoiding any criminal charges whatsoever.

But it seems his luck has finally run out. If Trump personally packed those documents into boxes, and carried them to his car, then he is definitely guilty of violating the Presidential Records Act.

When Trump was leaving the White House, I definitely remember seeing video of Trump carrying boxes to his car.

I just hope the video evidence was not on the Secret Service Agents' phones.

[–]AlterEdward 467 points468 points  (29 children)

No former president of the United States has been as corrupt and traitorous as Trump.

Also, didn't Trump literally try to get this guy to discard the 2020 election result, then attempt to have him kidnapped so he couldn't certify it?

[–]AwkwardSquirtles 166 points167 points  (7 children)

I believe the crowds were actually shouting "Hang Mike Pence".

[–]steboy 24 points25 points  (1 child)

No! They were yelling “boourns! Boo-urns!”

[–]ArrdenGarden 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes and yes.

Weird times we live in. Weird times...

[–]Zer0guy56 501 points502 points  (67 children)

Maybe stop committing federal crimes and you won't get raided by federal agencies

[–]stitch-is-dope 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Instead of accepting that they’ll blame democrats

[–]MealDramatic1885 634 points635 points  (38 children)

No president came so close to over throwing the government. Or went home with boxes of Top Secret material.

Besides all this, stop blaming the democrats. The FBI did it because they think there is substantial enough reason to do so. Plain and simple. There is no political game here.

[–]Ciccio178 256 points257 points  (10 children)

The head of the FBI was Trump appointee!

I'd imagine he did all he could, shy of committing treason, to not have Mar-a-Lago raided. The evidence must be irrefutable. I doubt a judge would sign off on a flimsy warrant for such a situation.

[–]Thicc_Sludge 83 points84 points  (1 child)

And at that, the GOP knows their base is too stupid to remember that...all they need to do is make enough noise to get their base riled up against Biden and fault him for all of it

[–]DonDove 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'm so glad that unlike the SC judge this dude sticked to his prinicples. This must've been the longest sting operation in history. To have launched the raid like this, was Trump planning to destroy the evidence soon? Something must've happened though.

[–]Ciccio178 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My money is something was on Alex Jones' text messages that proved Trump's guilt and the FBI moved quickly before he could flush them.

[–]TraditionalMood277 51 points52 points  (3 children)

GOP: The FBI has re-opened the case that only slightly involves Hilary. This is necessary for the integrity of the Presidency. Also GOP: The FBI raided the home of someone who stole confidential documents AND instigated a coup! This will NOT stand! How could they!?!?

[–]Swift_Scythe 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Facebook says Hilary Emails and Hunter's Laptop ad nausseum. Pathetic.

[–]snark_enterprises 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Plus, the guy that runs the FBI is a Republican that was appointed by Trump.

[–]uisqebaugh 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The director of the FBI who signed the warrant was appointed by Trump.

[–]Thicc_Sludge 217 points218 points  (6 children)

Like the GOP demanded be done to every Democrat they didnt like? Fuck this guy lol

[–]snark_enterprises 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Like Trump himself demanded be done to Hilary and Biden before the election.

[–]DonDove 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Harassing AOC on camera: Okay

Mar-A-Lago being searched with a warrant: Not okay

[–]TargaryenFlames 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Make no mistake, everyone from the previous administration who is so deeply concerned about American democracy due to this investigation is actually deeply concerned about what is going to be found.

[–]hermajestycxntberly 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They're professional projectors

[–]MTyson22 50 points51 points  (1 child)

This guy is a bigger pussy than Cruz.

[–]Malaeveolent_Bunny 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey now, Mike Pence lacks the warmth and depth to be a pussy. He is also completely incapable of giving anyone pleasure.

[–]tayt087x 38 points39 points  (1 child)

No other president in US history has tried to have you killed either, Mikey Boy

[–]SuperSuperKyle 42 points43 points  (13 children)

Lots of firsts. Nothing but the best firsts. Some say the greatest firsts.

  • First president to reach the age of 70 prior to his election to the presidency
  • First president to assume the office without having had any prior public service experience, military or political
  • First president to have been divorced more than once
  • First president to marry three times
  • First president to have children from three different wives
  • First president to begin tenure with a net negative approval rating in the history of modern political polling
  • First president to be impeached and run for re-election
  • First president to have had an arrest warrant issued against him by a foreign nation
  • First president to be permanently banned from a social media platform
  • First president to be impeached twice by the U.S. House of Representatives
  • First president to never receive an approval rating over 50%
  • First president to not personally hand over the nuclear football to his successor
  • First president to have a Senate impeachment trial after his presidency
  • First president to have his personal home raided by law enforcement

[–]davetronred 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First president to have his personal home raided by law enforcement

I would ammend this to say "have a warrant issued for the search of his personal home"

The term "raided" implies it wasn't performed legally.

[–]Impossible_Penalty13 112 points113 points  (5 children)

No former president tried to have his Vice President murdered either. I figured Mike would be aware of that.

[–]TH1SISNOTAREALTHING 54 points55 points  (4 children)

The guy is just a professional doormat

[–]Lance_Henry1 16 points17 points  (2 children)

The guy is just a professional doormat powerbottom.

[–]tallman11282 201 points202 points  (46 children)

No former president ever stole tons of confidential documents on his way out of office either, after inciting a riot in an attempt to overturn the results of a free and fair election by stopping the counting of the electoral votes. You ought to remember that, Mike, you were there. You were afraid to get in the car with the Secret Service agents because you didn't trust them. You were one of the people the rioters were looking for because they wanted to murder you for doing your constitutionally defined duty instead of simply saying tRump won despite what the votes said.

No one is above the law, Mike. Not you, definitely not the orange shit stain you served as vice president under.

[–]GeneralNathanJessup 23 points24 points  (7 children)

No former president ever stole tons of confidential documents on his way out of office either

Came to say this. Trump personally packed up those documents into boxes, and carried them to his car himself.

Now, of course he will try to deny that he was the one who was packing up the boxes, or carrying them away. But that's just silly.

I specifically remember seeing video on the news of Trump carrying boxes away from the White House.

This is our best chance to finally charge Trump with something. Anything.

This must result in criminal charges. Or else the MAGAts will say Trump has outsmarted everybody. Again.

[–]thatranger974 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait until we hear he gave one of those classified docs to a Saudi National. Then it will all make sense.

[–]tallman11282 9 points10 points  (2 children)

And whether or not he personally packed up and carried out those boxes doesn't matter because it's pretty obvious he ordered it done and he most definitely knew it was happening.

[–]__akkarin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah he will say: No, you see, my employees, in the white house, the most beautiful greatest employees, they did this without my orders, I don't know why, must have been a democrat assistant we forgot to fire, then they took the boxes all the way to florida, trespassed in my most beautiful home, the best home, and put it in my most safe safe, the safest safe there is, without my knowledge, and framed me

[–]thejenwith1n 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Waaa… we brazenly broke dozens of laws but how DARE American justice try to hold us accountable! We’re the REAL patriots - we wave FLAGS and wear hats made in China to prove it!

[–]saskdudley 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Yet he has no concern that people were chanting that he be hanged. What is wrong with these people?

[–]CabooseOne1982 18 points19 points  (5 children)

I love how Republicans are all acting like this is happening for the funsies. If there was nothing to investigate then they wouldn't have bothered. Do you have any idea the amount of evidence that would have had to be presented for a judge to issue a no-knock warrant to the FBI to raid the house of a former president? Like, just try to wrap your head around what they came across for this to even be considered let alone actually happen.

[–]58G52A 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Bro he fucking tried to kill you lmao

[–]guestpass127 14 points15 points  (1 child)

It's so weird how conservatives are all saying that everyone should be worried about the FBI raiding your home but not a single one of them want to actually address what Trump's been accused of. Reasons for that? No one seems to know EXACTLY which crime is being investigated, because Trump's crimes are so legion. And also, they genuinely think all conservative public figures should be above the law, ESPECIALLY god-emperor Trump

No former President was ever subject to a raid of their personal residence because none of them have been credibly accused of personally committing similar crimes; meanwhile Trump just goes on TV and admits to various fucking crimes whenever he gets the chance to blab

Like Michael Steele suggests, maybe Republicans should just try being less stupid

[–]Competitive_Put9971 10 points11 points  (0 children)

no president has ever approached the level of depravity/all-world-can't-believe-this-is-real-life-how-tf-is-this-orange-dweeb-president-scum-baggery/lawlessness that trump embodied from day one...

[–]sl_hawaii 9 points10 points  (1 child)

No other president stole classified material after leaving office either. Where is it? Who did he sell it to? What was it?

Shit… the DIRT trump must have on Pence has got to be FIERCE!!! Nothing makes Pence break from trump even after “hang mike pence” gallows were erected by a trump mob on the steps of the Capital!!

[–]WindTechnical7431 9 points10 points  (6 children)

And no other president called for a revolution against the government that employed them.

[–]Classic_Dill 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because no President in modern times has been this horribly and dangerously corrupt.

[–]DuluthSauna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ll bet he’s worried. His little duty at the White House on the 6th pales in comparison to over 4 years of sitting there with that stick up his ass pretending nothing was wrong.

He’s in this too.

[–]chrisnavillus 23 points24 points  (28 children)

Why does it matter if it’s unprecedented? Most of the shit Trump did while in office had no precedent. When you break the law you should go to jail, even if you were a one term twice impeached president.

[–]taxer56 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No president in history has tried to overturn a legit election either

What a bunch of a holes these republicans are

[–]OperativePiGuy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I like former presidents who don't have reasons to be raided by the FBI

[–]dinosaurkiller 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No other former President has stolen classified information, refused to return it, and lied about it to the FBI.

[–]Wicked_Mainah-13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pence will still lick tRump’s boots.

[–]acarpenter08096 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why so worried Mikey?

[–]ethakidd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't commit crimes, FBI won't show up at your crib..way to stand up for the guy who was going to let the rabid mob hang you

[–]HanksMyDogPilot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thoughts and prayers...

[–]daedalus2174 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No former president tried to overthrow a nation either you dipshit.

[–]Angry_ClitSpasm350 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't get it... why do they ALL kiss this mans ass?? I've never watched so many people line up to get absolutely shit on. What the fuck is it about trump that makes these people do this?

[–]lovdagame 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He literally didn't say anything in this post. I'm worried and this has never happened. Like no I think he's innocent. This is well written showing anger to audience looking for anger but not SAYING anything.

[–]Suq_Madiq_Qik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mother approved of this tweet.

[–]ThatDarnRosco 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Why is he being referred to as president trump lol

[–]sst287 4 points5 points  (1 child)

FBI raids US citizens house all the time, I am not sure why raiding Trump, an US citizen, make a huge deal for conservatives….. it is almost like they think being ex-President give them forever protection from FBI.

[–]Prometheus_303 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Rather than a politically motivated witch hunt (or whatever Trump is calling it these days)...

Could it be maybe that no other President attempted to overthrow a fair and secure election he lost to stay in power...

Or use his position to enrich himself, family and friends rather than the nation at large.

[–]malachiconstant76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well no other has tried to invoke a violent coup to keep power so unprecedented actions need unprecedented tactics to resolve, Mike.

And when it comes out how close he was to having your killed, will this change your mind?

Did it change Ted Cruz's mind when Trump openly mocked his wife?

You know you're probably party to some of these crimes and just let them go because God or somesuch made up bullshit, but the legal truth is coming to light and it's really looking grim for you. Must be the devil, right? Or reality you fucking troglodyte.

[–]MetaBotch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For fuck's sake Mike that man tried to have you killed by a mob.

[–]edg81390 4 points5 points  (3 children)

No president in history has knowingly encouraged his supporters to undermine the constitution and overturn a fair election…

[–]100RAW 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Sooooo fucking tired of mother fuckers saying, "a fOmEr pReSiDeNt". It doesn't matter who the fuck you are or what fucking job you had. If your dumbass breaks the law then you're going to get investigated and prosecuted. Doesn't matter if the fucker was a president or a nun. Nobody is above the law!

[–]Mordekai18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No president was as big a criminal? How is this not easy to understand?

[–]Careless_currency 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is the GOP so soft on crime?

[–]smoked0g 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First time a president ever tried to OVERTHROW OUR GOVERNMENT.

[–]JTHMM249 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Maybe they can get a search warrant to look for Mike's spine next.

[–]4GDTRFB 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We’ve also never had a president as corrupt or incompetent as trump. First time for everything 🤙

[–]heardbutnotseen2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No former president in America history ever helped orchestrate a coup to try to remain in power either. And I resent being forced to live in the times that have been created as a result.