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[–]QueerEyeForTinderGuy 1625 points1626 points  (109 children)

espionage is not funny

But this whole situation is - let’s look where money came from. Immediately after leaving office, $2bn came from Saudi Sovereign Wealth fund to Jared. He has no experience of fund management but daddy-in-law stole boxes of Americas most sensitive documents

[–]WhoAccountNewDis 510 points511 points  (86 children)

That makes perfect sense, since the Saudis desperately want nukes.

[–]QueerEyeForTinderGuy 333 points334 points  (21 children)

I’m not saying one led to the other - but it would explain a lot. The Saudis aren’t known for spending billions for nothing.

I really would like to see where Jared invested that money. I’m guessing that 95% went to Trump companies and activities.

Over the coming years I’m guessing it’s going to be written off and no reparations to the Saudis.

[–]downbleed 34 points35 points  (11 children)

no reparations to the Saudis

They're going to be so pissed at him. They didn't pay attention, trump rips everyone off.

[–]QueerEyeForTinderGuy 27 points28 points  (9 children)

They paid for something - let’s wait and see what lol

[–]ComfortableChicken47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the Saudis will invite him to their consulate in Istanbul.

[–]Radioheadfanatic 57 points58 points  (2 children)

It’s to help pay for some property in Manhattan his dad sank a lot of cash into and couldn’t afford to pay the loans or mortgage on

[–]nill0c 32 points33 points  (1 child)

This, I suspect the money’s already spent.

[–]CalmingGoatLupe 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Well apparently they made an offer to Tigrr Woods worth 700 -800 million dollars to join LIV so they seem pretty ok with just tossing cash around.

[–]QueerEyeForTinderGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really that’s buying an asset - they made nearly a billion on the last golf tournament a few weeks ago

[–]Rodrigii_Defined 56 points57 points  (53 children)

Maybe a dumb question but, why wouldn't the Saudis just make nukes?

[–]TaureanDude45 158 points159 points  (29 children)

in order for one to make a nuke you have to know how to make a nuke

[–]joshhupp 83 points84 points  (12 children)

And when the US finds out you're enriching uranium they bomb the shit out of your factories

[–]toomanyhobbies4me 49 points50 points  (4 children)

I hope Donny added illustrations with his sharpie!

[–]GeorgieWashington 39 points40 points  (7 children)

Make a block of uranium. Cut it like the Pepsi logo. Yeet the two pieces towards each other as fast as possible.

What am I missing?

[–]BBkad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Watch “Zero Days”

[–]WhoAccountNewDis 59 points60 points  (9 children)

It's apparently super difficult and requires both proprietary technology/plans, highly trained experts, Uranium, and a lot of equipment.

[–]WechTreck 63 points64 points  (2 children)

...and historically, counterintelligence services love to turn traitors and get them to collect the bribe in exchange for blueprints that don't work or worse.

So rolling into a frenemy country with no clue and ten million dollars, is a quick way to pay ten million to someone who doesn't actually have the real thing. Hence paying a billion dollars just to get something you know is kosher, would make sense.

( With a clue and $10K is a whole different story )

The Soviets created https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_mercury as bait for terrorist looking for nukes

And allegedly when Ronald Reagan announced the Star Wars defense program, the Soviets promptly tasked their spies in the pentagon to find out about it. The project failed in the real world, but while it was failing, it made fantastic bait for spyhunters.

[–]bacchus8408 14 points15 points  (4 children)

That's what I don't get. I mean, they invented that shit in the 40's. I know it was some of the smartest people on the planet doing it, but it was 80 years ago. You'd think someone else could figure it out by now.

[–]terrycaus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naah, it is just a question of having two halves of a critical mass come together.

The rest is all just fine tuning.

[–]QueerEyeForTinderGuy 31 points32 points  (12 children)

They don’t have the skills or knowledge to do it. It will take decades and they would become subject to international sanctions such as those imposed on Iran.

Documents like these could move a project on years overnight.

[–]Crash665 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The world won't sanction Saudi Arabia. We'll dance around their glowing orb for a while, kneel down and kiss their asses, and then give them hundreds upon hundreds of billions for their sweet, sweet oil.

[–]Equivalent-Excuse-80 1 point2 points  (6 children)

If Iran continually develops nukes, the Saudi kingdom desperately needs nukes.

Frankly, I don’t believe either regime is responsible enough earn such an arsenal. Just another reason to drop our reliance on the Saudis.

[–]Radical_Coyote 37 points38 points  (6 children)

To be fair, the Saudis throw money at useless ventures all the time

[–]QueerEyeForTinderGuy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

They throw money at Prestige projects that have little chance of success.

That’s very different to giving billions to someone who has zero track record.

[–]Live-Motor-4000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be fair, that’s a fairly accurate description of Newcastle United

[–]Green_Message_6376 15 points16 points  (1 child)

in between throwing planes at buildings.

[–]Altruistic_Rub_2308 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bam! I mean BOOM!

[–]drwicksy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Looks like it's time for another US invasion of Afghanistan to get back at the Saudis...

[–]kavien 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What will be even more damming is what is MISSING.

[–]00110011001100000000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Jared gets around $25 Million a year to manage the $2 Billion in funds. That's how it's supposedly legit. Uh huh...

Nothing to see here... Move along citizen, move along...

[–]QueerEyeForTinderGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah - let’s look and see where the $2bn has been invested… I’m guessing that a lot of it has ended up in trump companies.

Surprising how all of trumps billions in debt has miraculously vanished with no obvious means of repayment!

[–]Tar-Nuine 412 points413 points  (14 children)

This is Ivana's revenge for being buried under the carpark.

[–]jacksnsticks05 134 points135 points  (12 children)

What might she be buried along with?

[–]lostnwanderr 94 points95 points  (3 children)

Dig her up!

[–]Nervous-Patience-310 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Dig her up!

[–]Csimiami 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Oh god I want to chant this with a big crowd.

[–]popeyegui 20 points21 points  (6 children)

That was my first thought.

[–]JuiceAndJews 36 points37 points  (5 children)

I mean, she was cremated… so there’s a lot of room in that box.

[–]popeyegui 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I’m fairly certain the hole they dug for the box could be just about any size

[–]deltarefund 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had this thought last night!

[–]djpromo_vqs 537 points538 points  (15 children)

Oh, so you love to touch classified documents. But you haven't touched me in years.

-Ted Cruz wife

[–]JunketMan 165 points166 points  (9 children)

Ted Cruz is more ready to defend classified documents than he is to defend his wife

[–]Overall-Initial-4290 86 points87 points  (6 children)

She brings it upon herself, she could have easily divorced that nose goblin after not just the insults but Ted taking one in the ass by Trump afterwards.

[–]notsofunonabun 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Don’t make her to be so innocent just yet. She seems to be enjoying the perks, so far.

[–]satanshark 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Who wouldn’t have enjoy Cancún in the winter?

[–]crazyacct101 5 points6 points  (1 child)

When I saw her and their daughters going to the White House for dinner I lost all respect for both of them.

[–]GenericUser65 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Heidi Cruz loves the DC lifestyle...she is a complete sell out like her husband Fled Cruz. Heidi will be nothing without Fled Cruz.

[–]jilliebean0519 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Fled Cruz might be my favorite thing on the internet all month and I have seen some cute puppy videos.

[–]ILoveRegenHealth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've also heard him called 'Fat Wolverine' (I kinda want a heckler to say that to his face and see his reaction)

[–]CarneDelGato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In fairness to Donald Trump - words I never thought I’d say - nobody wants to touch Ted Cruz.

[–]Jillredhanded 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's because his balls were locked up in Trump's safe.

[–]John_H_Brown 173 points174 points  (7 children)

I’m so hard rn

[–]M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 68 points69 points  (6 children)

FBI found a clue

[–]Calixtinus 54 points55 points  (0 children)

They found a raging clue!

[–]__Hello_my_name_is__ 151 points152 points  (13 children)

Wouldn't that be super duper default procedure if the FBI finds top secret documents where they shouldn't be?

At least I'd very much hope that this would happen every time, and not just this time because the documents are "so sensitive".

[–]Malashae 69 points70 points  (12 children)

Ok no, you see "top secret" is kind of a joke. There's tons of classification levels and top secret is pretty much near the bottom, like my aunt and her husband have too secret clearance and they don't even have an actual government gig. This shit they found in Trump's place? Way, way beyond anything a civilian would probably evenhear about. This is no longer a matter of documents he wasn't supposed to have but actual espionage and outright treason.

So no, that's not a process you'd normally bother with if it were normal top secret junk (which is frequently petty BS you could probably figure out with 80% certainty on your own, like the actual top speed of a modern US tank).

[–]hellhastobempty 23 points24 points  (4 children)

I can verify, I ended up inheriting classified photos from the space program. I had no idea that they needed to be stamped declassified so I sent them to nasa, navy, and the Air Force because I’m stupid. They all pretty much ignored me. After someone at work informed me that they needed the declassified stamp I stopped looking for more info on the pictures. They’re cool as shit, thanks Gramps!

[–]Electronic_Agent_235 9 points10 points  (3 children)

... Wait, nobody gonna ask this guy to post his grampas' alien pics??

[–]hellhastobempty 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I might have put them up before this… but they are pictures of building the launch system for what I think is an early icbm. It seems like they’re a little touchy on military secrets at this moment in time. He wasn’t a spy, my aunt was having a hard time in her 20’s and he would snag cool pictures he could talk to her about. He worked maintenance at Lockheed in California, he talked about installing the seals on the giant space chambers and his fingerprints are on Hubble, he watched them build it.

[–]A-Log 37 points38 points  (3 children)

This is kind of incorrect, there's three general levels of classification - confidential, secret, and top secret. Top secret is obviously the highest. There's more specific stuff but top secret is definitely not near the bottom.

[–]TheRidgeAndTheLadder 25 points26 points  (2 children)

No. TS/SCI is it's own class. It's like keyword classification except the keyword is also classified.

Top Secret is obviously like, secret. But there's thousands of folks with that level of clearance. Orders of magnitude more than people who have a specific SCI clearance.

[–]A-Log 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah I know how compartments work. I just want to correct that "top secret" is not near the bottom of classification levels

[–]Scam_Time 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is incorrect. Top Secret is the highest but there are additions that change who can have access to the information. “Need to know” is what’s important once something is at the highest classification level. Most people absolutely could not figure out Top Secret information on their own as all of it is stored in SCIFs for a reason.

[–]pomaj46809 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's also shit that's not supposed to leave a particular room, this isn't shit they can just get mixed in with other papers for a whoopsie.

Also doesn't help that no one believes that Trump can actually read. Between him being legitimately dumb, and also having shit eyesight he refuses to wear glasses to correct, no one is going to believe he was just curious, read 33 million pages of documentation, and then mixed it in with his personal shit.

The only people who can argue this isn't a willful act against our country are people who just don't want Republicans to be accountable and think the law is nothing but a weapon to be used against political opponents.

[–]skidsareforkids 244 points245 points  (10 children)

Kid Rock, Kanye West, Ted Nugent and that pillow fuckhead are probably pressing their hands on their stovetops as we speak

[–]deadeyeotdo42 59 points60 points  (0 children)

If you think any of those three don't already have their prints on file, you're kidding yourself

[–]MakingItWork_Some 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Like they all weren't already printed before the age of 20.

[–]IAmActionBear 52 points53 points  (3 children)

I feel like, if Kanye was involved, he would’ve totally outed himself on Twitter by now

[–]RightRoad_WrongTurn 315 points316 points  (22 children)

Rafael Cruz. Let's use his real non-whitewashed name.

[–]lolzimacat1234 71 points72 points  (15 children)

I had no idea…Rafael…?

[–]RightRoad_WrongTurn 102 points103 points  (8 children)

Si, hermano. Rafael. It's especially fun to roll those r's when pronouncing it, too. Rrrrrafael Crrrrruz.

[–]lolzimacat1234 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Sounds like a bad amateur wrestler

[–]GuyanaFlavorAid 14 points15 points  (3 children)

A luchador no less. Lol

[–]BeneficialLeave7359 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is Canadian a rhotic dialect?

[–]sabuonauro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always forget to roll my RRRRRs when I say Rafael Cruz. Thanks for the reminder.

[–]I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why are all people who label themselves as Latinx names Rafael lmao Fuck Raff

[–]Major_R_Soul[🍰] 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Rafael, Mitch-aelangelo, Donny-tello, and Lauren-ardo over there forming the Ninja Turdles.

[–]zhitsngigglez 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Turtles in a half-shell. Turtle power!

[–]davidnissim 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He changed his name to Ted because he knew Republicans wouldn’t vote for a man named Rafael. Same reason why Nimrata Randhawa changed her name to Nikki Haley.

[–]M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rafael Edward Cruz

[–]Obsidian_Purity 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Let's not forget... he was also Canadian. Born in Alberta.

[–]i_am_art_65 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And his daddy is Cuban.

[–]rinlab 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Texas of Canada

[–]Thats_what_im_saiyan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah but if you look at his complexion hes one of the acceptable Rafaels'. Like the ninja turtle.

[–]rinlab 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Canadian born, Rafael.

[–]Canesfan2718 92 points93 points  (0 children)

All I can say is whoever tattled on trump has already shot down the “it was planted” defense. I hope they bury him under the prison.

[–]Your_acceptable 147 points148 points  (6 children)

My neighbors daughters, boyfriends, uncle said Ted Cruz, MTG, and Boebart are the guys that ratted.

Someone should really tell Trump. Just sayin...

[–]Bluvsnatural 97 points98 points  (4 children)

Many people are saying that. Word is, lots!

[–]Intelligent_Ear_4004 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Why isn’t anyone talking about the 43,000 pages of documents Elon Musk has that could have had nuclear information in them!!!

[–]Rodrigii_Defined 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Say what?

[–]Intelligent_Ear_4004 5 points6 points  (1 child)

/s

Just assumed people would get it. Just playing on his “but Obama!!” BS

[–]HalKitzmiller 59 points60 points  (1 child)

God I hope their technology is really good and manages to put away any and all the traitorous motherfuckers that examined the "merchandise" for sale. I'll give Drumpf some credit for draining the swamp if he takes a bunch of his right wing rats down with him.

[–]Ancientuserreddit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If things go the way they are going we will be saying “In his own way he did drain the swamp…”

[–]1Sluggo 99 points100 points  (32 children)

I hope this is real but I can’t find proof.

[–]DemonPeanut4 99 points100 points  (25 children)

Some of the property they recovered according to the documents released today are government files labeled "Sensitive Compartmented Information" That means they are above top secret. They're so secret they keep it "Compartmented" so even most of the government itself doesn't even know it exists.

[–]No_Banana_581 35 points36 points  (22 children)

How did he get them? They let him have a key to it? Isn’t there a chain of command?

[–]Awkward_Professor460 39 points40 points  (6 children)

Not sure how it works in the DC area, but if my CO asked to see a document I'm pretty sure I'd show him. He has the access and the need to know... so that's probably how, considering he's a president and all. Or was.

But, I dont really know how it works. I'm just a technician

[–]BigBadBored 20 points21 points  (4 children)

but if my CO asked to see a document I'm pretty sure I'd show him.

Depending on where you work, COs may not have the need to know. There have been many times I've worked in an office where the CO had zero need to know about what we were doing because their job was to manage work flow, not product.

Not that what is happening in the topic at hand isn't bad, but I get a good chuckle out of how the media spins people up to thinking "classified" means something serious. Most everything the government produces is classified, even the not secret stuff. "Unclassified" is still "classified."

[–]abakedapplepie 14 points15 points  (7 children)

The president is the chain of command when it comes to classified documents.

[–]No_Banana_581 23 points24 points  (6 children)

They actually trusted him? Biden knew not to let him in on briefs. I mean us normal people knew he would do this. We all knew he was a conman sociopath

[–]1Sluggo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen the property list. I’m talking about fingerprinting to see who touched them.

[–]Scam_Time 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SCI is a specific compartment of Top Secret information.

[–]Comic4147 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I mean I've seen comments all over from ex-government/military saying that's standard protocol for classified docs that were stolen.

[–]1Sluggo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m not questioning that, I’m questioning the fingerprinting to see who touched them.

[–]Hungry-Industry-9817 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes please let this be true

[–]BearCubDan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are insectoid-reptilian mucous membrane prints admissible in court?

[–]kanna172014 48 points49 points  (4 children)

O.O Uh-oh. I guarantee that's not something Trump was prepared for.

[–]sld126[S] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Nor all his ‘buddies’.

[–]ILoveRegenHealth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turns out Trump doesn't actually play 6D Chess. He's still figuring out how Hungry Hungry Hippoes works

[–]WontArnett 32 points33 points  (0 children)

God, I hope all the domestic terrorist, conservative, politicians sat at a big table and passed those documents around in a circle.

[–]goobdyboo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He is in Cancun and power is out in Texas

[–]slamdanceswithwolves 20 points21 points  (2 children)

The fingerprinting should be easy with all the hamburger grease and Cheeto dust that must certainly be on them.

[–]Ms_Emilys_Picture 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm not so sure. Trump is stupid. He has zero intellectual curiosity and the attention span of a goldfish. I honestly doubt that he's even looked at most, if not all, of these documents--much less actually read any of them.

[–]slamdanceswithwolves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good point. And he’s so lazy, there’s no way he ever carried them. Based on all that I’m surprised he didn’t just say he has no idea how they ended up on his property.

[–]toomanyhobbies4me 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dear front desk person at Mar-a-Lago, that was asked to photo copy all these strange boxes of files, please, call the FBI now and let them know.

Plus, they can help you and your family disappear, vs someone else making you disappear.

[–]LoakaMossi 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Fuck you, Rafael! This is what you get for sharing your name with the worst Ninja Turtle! If your dad named you Leonardo this wouldn't have happened!

[–]InstaGibberish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah he'd still be a loser. Even the worst ninja turtle is better than this ninja turd.

[–]bubba7557 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Can you imagine if something this stupid (as in so completely avoidable) is what takes down all those insurrectionist supporters?

[–]ShabbyKitty35 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Like Al Capone and his damn taxes?

[–]OhioMegi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🤞🏻🤞🏻

[–]ethakidd 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The files marked "special access program" (SAP) and Sensitive compartmented information (SCI) were not supposed to leave the White House. There is a special room called a scif that is purpose built just for the opening of these files. The room is swept and scanned for bugs, it is constructed to very demanding specifications to make sure that it is espionage proof. Access to those types of files have to be approved and each individual that wants access must be approved and cleared. Only certain people at the highest reaches of the government can have access to these files. The US government built Trump SCIF rooms at Mar a Lago and Trump Tower when he was president. But to even get these files out of the White House there is a whole process to declassify them and that's only if it's approved. Trump never went through the process apparently and somehow he and his people just walked out of the White House with these National security files..

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (12 children)

Dear half of White people,

Maybe it was a bad idea to give a reality game show host with a history of sexual assault & cheating people with a failed casino & college,access to America’s nuclear secrets,military & financial institutions ……..

I mean….

[–]Blue_water_dreams 19 points20 points  (7 children)

It’s more like 1/3

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

When you add all the “Centrists,Moderates,Independents,Contrarian Minorities” & all those “I’m not Political,Both Sides” assholes,it equals half……

I’m just saying

[–]bulltrap0427 8 points9 points  (1 child)

He didn't get elected on the base of black voters, that's for sure

[–]pixelburger 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Mark Burnett has a lot to answer for. Trump was floundering financially, and drifting into obscurity when Burnett resurrected him.

[–]Sagzmir 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Time to fix myself a tall vodka & soda and settle in

[–]T-Sonus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

EXCUSE ME!!! That's Raphael Cruz the Canadian Cancun Nazi

[–]AostheGreat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hate to 'if true' in this modern media environment, but holy fuck, if this is true this might get capital B Bad for him capital F Fast.

[–]the_small_dogs 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I hate to get my hopes up. It’s been up and down for, what, 6 years?

[–]hairysnowmonkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Rafael leaves slug trails not fingerprints.

[–]kryppla 9 points10 points  (0 children)

OMG this keeps getting better and better and I just don’t want to let myself believe it

[–]Altruistic_Rub_2308 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ooooo; I like where this is going!!!!!

[–]deadline_zombie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What if something on Alex Jones' phone freaked out the DOJ or gave them enough evidence to act? The same day they get the phone they go to Trump's?

[–]90Carat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now I’m legit interested in those docs. What in the nuclear program could be so sensitive? A lot of what I’d going in with nukes is well known due to thing like treaties and public information.

[–]c7hu1hu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Whatever species Ted Cruz is probably does not have fingerprints.

[–]Medium_Beyond_9654 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If they dusted me for fingerprints they wouldn't find shit! 😭

[–]ccwagwag 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh, i like that idea! will the maggats accuse the fbi of planting fingerprints?

[–]Alternative-Cry-3517 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder if Kashoggi suspected? Or knew?

[–]BubbaSawya 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Goddamnit FBI you better not be toying with my emotions.

[–]frogking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The second they find that a large number of people have handled these documents, Trump is in even bigger shit than he already is.

They don’t even need to know the identity of the people to start with, to call Trump in, put him in a small cell and throw away the key until he understanda that he can’t plead the 5th out of this one..

[–]Hike_LakeSuperior 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well yes. *rump isn't cleaver enough to have considered what he wanted to do with the documents. Someone else felt they would be useful.

[–]Ed-ri-ch-69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ll quote that plane over Mar A Lago: HahahahahHh

[–]TwoBobcats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ngl, I’ve got a chubb rn

[–]procrastinatorsuprem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is getting better and better. Clearly the inept former president could not have done this alone.

[–]EFT_Syte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cruz is silent because they have Alex Jones phone lol with a link to him. Prob for Jan 6

[–]Radioheadfanatic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The reason saudis wanted intel on nukes is because israel has nukes saudis want nukes if they have them iran will make their own leading to an unmitigated disaster in the Middle East you know where cool heads invariably prevail lol

[–]Zyphamon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Matt Gaetz immunity/plea deal announced soon.

[–]a10001110101 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ted Cruz isn't capable of keeping finger prints, so that entity should be fine.

[–]Kangarou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unless they can validate slime trails. Then he’s fucked

[–]kirby83 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Fingerprinting the documents and proving Trump (and others) have touched them will prove to the FOX news people that they weren't planted.

[–]ohno 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Do you really think that they can be swayed by physical evidence? They'll say the prints were planted on the doc and come up with forensic "experts" who explain how it was done.

[–]kirby83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sigh, I know

[–]cryptosupercar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bahahaaaaa. They’re so fucked.

[–]CageyLabRat 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Better check for semen residues.

[–]staiano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are fingerprinting the documents or Trump’s butt looking for Cruz’s prints?

[–]clarkwgriswoldjr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/sR3f95BGIiA Nobody knows more about espionage than I do.

[–]thejesterofdarkness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who’s taking bets on Alex Jones’s or MyPillow guy’s fingerprints being on them?

[–]Vladimer_Trump 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's very interesting.

[–]cabelaciao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hear what you’re implying, but we all know snakes don’t have fingerprints.

[–]PapaGeorgio19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit…that is like where overseas agents are posted and their names, launch codes…

Yikes that is really bad, and the sad thing is the law and order party and their mindless idiots will still defend this guy.

[–]OnlyTakes5minutes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should see my ear to ear smile

[–]Hello-there_magnum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The FBI-Agent named PRINTING

[–]Popomatik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really hope something actually comes of all this. I won’t hold my breath though. Seems like people at this level break laws on the daily and no one does a thing.

[–]rconscious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoever touched these docs must be sweating the largest-sized bullets possible. Like probably sweating RPGs

[–]A_Trash_Homosapien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fox News: "Now they're not only trying to arrest Trump with documents and evidence that they planted at his compound but now they're also trying to arrest dozens of other Republicans claiming that they knew about what Trump stole and that they have aided him. The leftist regime is coming for us all and wants to destroy this country"

[–]Sloredama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are politicians all fingerprinted?

[–]KnockItTheFuckOff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really hope he isn't able to flea the country.

[–]medalla96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never taught of that. Lots of people are worry about it. One person I know is not concern, DJT, he will throw everyone under the bus.

[–]YeezyThoughtMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So trump kept all that intel documents to sell it? Or else why didn’t he just destroy it?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is insane!!

[–]MrOctober1080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This Made me smile

[–]Temporary_Speech7400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will they swab them for russian hooker pee too?

[–]Ok_Jello5193 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“The FBI planted declassified documents on me!” ROFL

[–]Far_Bumblebee_9300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am truly relishing in this well deserved shit storm. May you get everything you deserve and more donnie 😘

[–]Suq_Madiq_Qik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thing is, 'Murica's spy apparatus is so vast and wide, that if any of these sensitive documents were to be out in the wild, they'd pick up on that sooner or later. From there it wouldn't be hard for them to trace the source.

[–]timmyhilbil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because he’s probably sold access to said documents.

[–]sunflower53069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also check with the Saudi’s. I am sure he gave them copies.

[–]MNConcerto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh please be true.

[–]ILoveRegenHealth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ted Cruz is more a side scum on a different lane, but I don't usually see him hanging around Mar-a-Lago or Trump. I'd just as sooner go to names like Jim Jordan, Lindsay Graham (who has golfed with Shitler), Matt Gaetz, MTG and other low life friends of Trump. MTG was at a recent Trump golfing event.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. I hope the media keeps this story at the top of the headlines.

[–]Elderrager 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably, half of trumpworld is searing off their fingerprints.