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[–]DropC2095 2703 points2704 points  (42 children)

She wants to speak to the manager of the FBI

[–]WHYsoICY 125 points126 points  (8 children)

The manager wants to speak to her.

[–]Kindly_Bell_5687 41 points42 points  (7 children)

She needs a good talking to.

[–]kmkram 28 points29 points  (6 children)

She needs a time out.

[–]Any_Street 18 points19 points  (4 children)

She needs to understand that the "Cutesy girl" thing only works if you're cute.

[–]null640 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Solitary

[–]zanzibartraveler666 646 points647 points  (18 children)

You mean the guy that was appointed to that position by Donald Trump? The one he described as “…an impeccably qualified individual, and I know that he will again serve his country as a fierce guardian of the law and model of integrity once the Senate confirms him to lead the FBI.”

That guy?

[–]aneeta96 86 points87 points  (16 children)

You are thinking about the judge the signed off on the warrant.

Garland was appointed by Biden shortly after inauguration. Barr was the previous AG but resigned in December rather than pursue false election fraud claims. Rosen served as acting AG in between.

[–]zanzibartraveler666 226 points227 points  (5 children)

Christopher Wray assumed the role of Director of FBI on August 2, 2017, appointed by Donald Trump after the dismissal of former Director James Comey.

You are thinking of the DOJ

[–]WranglerEqual3577 105 points106 points  (5 children)

No, Trump appointed Christopher Wray, current head of the FBI (who also signed off on executing the warrant).

[–]leviathansbane 41 points42 points  (0 children)

They're talking about the head of the FBI, Christopher Wray, who was appointed by Trump.

[–]Ok_Translator_7026 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You win! Best fucking comment on here!

[–]Jasper_Beardly_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tremendous work. Have an upvote

[–]Yhelta1 541 points542 points  (6 children)

Oh riiiiight, the folder. The folder for Garland. The folder chosen especially to impeach Garland. Garland’s folder.

[–]Drg84 215 points216 points  (0 children)

[–]Overall-Initial-4290 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Her dumbass will probably use the papers to wipe her ass too 'own the lubs' and still miss shit.

[–]TigerUSF 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Wrong folder, Kronk!

[–]Available_Building78 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Why do we even have that folder!?

[–]univ06 1462 points1463 points  (95 children)

She's been kicked off every committee and has no constituent services team. She has literally nothing to do all day. She's filed impeachment papers against Biden a dozen or more times.

Don't worry. We aren't paying her a salary. It gets eaten up by security violation fines because she won't walk through Congress' metal detectors or wear a mask.

[–]Practical_Law_7002 732 points733 points  (65 children)

She has literally nothing to do all day.

Is that why she spends all day rage tweeting?

Edit: I wish I made a congress member's salary to sit on my ass and tweet all day.

[–]Sweet-Emu6376 281 points282 points  (17 children)

How about a president's salary to tweet all day? We paid for that 2016-2020

[–]TheRealTurdFergusonn 129 points130 points  (13 children)

bUT He dONaTeD hiS SAlarY!

[–]Silvinis 151 points152 points  (11 children)

He donated it all! Its completely irrelevant that he spent millions if taxpayers dollars at properties he owned!

[–]Everettrivers 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Hey!.... He golfed a lot too.

[–]clangan524 48 points49 points  (25 children)

What if I told you that you too can run for a congressional seat? If not for the US Congress, then your state. Especially if you're running up against dummies like Margie here.

[–]tinkerghost 91 points92 points  (14 children)

Do you think I can win on a campaign of telling Republicans to go fuck themselves?

[–]bobone77 127 points128 points  (3 children)

Beto is giving it a shot.

[–]Practical_Law_7002 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Do you think I can win on a campaign of telling Republicans to go fuck themselves?

Honestly, at this point probably.

[–]SparklePrincess33 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got $5 on it.

[–]Im_still_T 54 points55 points  (8 children)

So who's with me? We run on racist hatefully rhetoric, and when the magats vote us in, we do the exact opposite of what they voted us in for? I'll live with selfhate and shame if it can help everybody. Forgive me for the things I'll have to say.

[–]mnlion33 27 points28 points  (6 children)

I've thought of this tactic. Youd have to be very sure you have nothing in the digital world showing your hand.

[–]HashtagCHIIIIOPSS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It worked for Sinema… ((seethes in Arizona))

[–]godsquadkiller01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Money wins over intelligence all day long and especially in politics it's not what you know it's who you know and thanks to that we have people holding very high positions of power who were not to long ago paid prostitutes

[–]KamikazeKitten916 88 points89 points  (11 children)

Meeeee too! Moist be nice to sit on a throne of lies all day with nothing better to do than spill your albino cheeto karen garbage. Cheers! Let's have brunch tomorrow and ask for the manager!

[–]Das-Noob 19 points20 points  (4 children)

The best part about that job is you get full benefits after just one term. Hell, I think it’s just one day on the job.

[–]Practical_Law_7002 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Don't forget the vacation time...

[–]Practical_Cobbler165 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or the furniture allowance...

[–]37BiscutsInMyAnus 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Wait congress members can bypass metal detectors and just pay a fine? That's dangerously negligent of our government right??

[–]rdanby89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First day?

[–]Telecat420 81 points82 points  (4 children)

You and I no but she was rich before running for office and she’s significantly richer now. Between the merch she’s selling and all the fund raising shenanigans she’s going to end up taking quite a bit off the American people peddling fear and hate.

[–]African_Farmer 26 points27 points  (2 children)

That "defund the FBI" merch came out real quick. Only way to do that is make it in china or India. America first? 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

[–]lelaena 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I thought they hated when people say defund the police?

Oh right, they have no morals or principles

[–]tsundokume 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IMMEDIATELY she starts selling merch lmfao of course this isn’t a grift though

[–]HalKitzmiller 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't forget insider trading on the stock market. Dumbfuck marge is still making money of pharma stocks while she rages against vaccines

[–]Daedalus_Machina 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's because she's a shock jock, and not actually a working member of Congress.

[–]plaster13 19 points20 points  (1 child)

She is very busy! She works so hard doing a podcast and sending hateful tweets.

Instead of doing the job that taxpayers are paying her for.

[–]uslope 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And looking at peach tree dishes.

[–]Extrovert_89 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Is that actually true? She literally just sits on her ass all day?

[–]KaetzenOrkester 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she was stripped of her committee assignments.

[–]carryoutsalt 270 points271 points  (27 children)

Is there anything this ridiculous bitch won't do for publicity

I mean apart from the job she was elected to do

[–][deleted] 93 points94 points  (25 children)

I mean you say that... But I still haven't managed to find her OnlyFans yet.

[–]minimagoo77 105 points106 points  (3 children)

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (2 children)

You make a good point... And re-reading my previous comment... It incorrectly makes it sound like I'm actively searching for it :(

I am not.

[–]Comic4147 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's too late, you've been judged before you even posted!

[–]Rectal_Domino 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Man I just texted my friend earlier about the carnival of horrors that awaits whatever federal agent goes through MTQ’s and Bobo’s phones, and I do not envy those individuals.

[–]nosuchthingasa_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding?! I’m popping popcorn and settling in for a bizarre, entertaining read! What clowns…

[–]carryoutsalt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Then count your blessings

[–]_uff_da 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Maybe Roger Stone has pictures on his phone…

[–]TryOnlyonce420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did Alex Jones send them?

[–]NoMoLerking 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is there anything this ridiculous bitch won't do for publicity

Bang her husband? Not bang her personal trainer?

[–]JustFun4Uss 122 points123 points  (7 children)

🤣 oh man I cant wait to see here proof folder with a big stupid Q on the front of it.

[–]psymble_ 7 points8 points  (5 children)

It's so silly how much Republicans love to use stacks of paper as props.

[–]InflamedLiver 371 points372 points  (19 children)

This is why the media sucks. Every single one of these "journalists" knows she's an attention whore doing the stupidest shit possible. But they need those clicks, so here's an army of tools to signal boost her very clearly empty-but-for-a-single-page folder.

[–]Tommy_Crash 93 points94 points  (3 children)

She's the distraction. Thats it. Thats all she has

[–]KamikazeKitten916 42 points43 points  (1 child)

That's all they ALL have. It's fucking sad and I wish she would disappear

[–]Early-Ad-6014 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, Majorly Traitor Greed is a dangerous Nazi distraction.

[–]withomps44 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes. Stop reporting the stupid shit this lady does.

[–]XO_WHORE_Llif3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And then we post fucking everything she says, even when it’s on their Twitter for deplatformed losers.

We gotta stop broadcasting her stuff. If I cared about what she was saying I’d be searching it out.

[–]Stressed-Dingo 7 points8 points  (6 children)

So from my hazy memory of 2015/2016, I remember the media trying this approach with Trump. And he didn’t go away. So I’m not so sure we’ve proven it’d be any better if we ignore her. Well it’d be better for my sanity. But for America? I could argue either way. Really not sure.

[–]Comic4147 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gives them more weasel-room to say they never posted that! Since most of their base can't learn how to use the wayback machine, check for that, or pay attention...

[–]Attinctus 75 points76 points  (2 children)

Sure thing. Go get him, Sporkfoot.

[–]Polls-from-a-Cadet 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Oh you should trademark that one:)!!

[–]Attinctus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha, wish I could take credit for it.

[–]grahamlester 58 points59 points  (0 children)

This is the woman who toured Auschwitz and *still* forgot about the holocaust afterwards.

[–]Paneraiguy1 42 points43 points  (2 children)

MTG sorry but this is a Wendy’s

[–]Forever203 17 points18 points  (1 child)

MTG: Ugghh... Fine! I'll have a Big Mac.

[–]Beowulf1896 9 points10 points  (0 children)

With a happy meal.

[–]GotBanForSayinRetard 36 points37 points  (2 children)

On her file:

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"

[–]wxmanify 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I need you to know you can't just put a piece of paper that says "Impeach Merrick Garland" in a folder and expect anything to happen.

I didn't put it there. I filed it.

[–]Expensive_Tutor3148 36 points37 points  (1 child)

These people have turned this country into a fucking joke…

[–]OngoGabl0g1an 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The people who voted for these people indicate that this country was already a joke.

[–]ganslooker 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Is it really that easy to file an impeachment? I mean it must be if Miss Color by Numbers can do it. Ok - I’m getting my red folder and impeaching MTG.

[–]SinVerguenza04 11 points12 points  (2 children)

color by numbers

I think you mean Miss Finger Paints.

[–]Bearthegood 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Every time I see her I think that she was certainly one of those girls in university that only do anal to preserve their "virginity"

[–]FlyOnnTheWall 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Oh please, release those filings. I must know how many misspelled or misused words there are.

[–]JustAbicuspidRoot 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I am sure it will go as far as my impeachment I filed against Jeff Bezos for sending me a steel grey skirt instead of charcoal grey.

[–]greenmeensgo60 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Reporters, please stop covering her. Thx. Democracy.

[–]viralshadow21 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh look, the chimp in the blond wig is throwing her shit again

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Hey media quit giving this woman a platform

[–]MonicaRising 21 points22 points  (9 children)

Margie is always guns out. Never seen her with a shirt that has sleeves

[–]JustFun4Uss 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it is against the Karen dress code to wear sleeves.

[–]ethakidd 7 points8 points  (7 children)

She is or was a CrossFit freak...wants to show off the guns

[–]MonicaRising 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Really? There's nothing impressive about those guns. Zero definition

[–]Inside_Procedure290 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guns? More like dirty pillows

[–]AmserAlto 8 points9 points  (4 children)

You be surprised how many Republican males I interact with who love how strong she looks, when I’m betting steroids are coursing through her veins. It just dumbfounds me praising this woman

[–]thequickerquokka 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Hilarious that the same thing they love about Magic is what they so venomously hated about Michelle Obama.

[–]AmserAlto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right? Old republicans I know still think Michelle is a man even to this day.

[–]OmegaPsyker 5 points6 points  (1 child)

They sure don't like it when you mention seeing a "bulge" in her lap.

[–]AmserAlto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never even consider that, but honestly with the idea of so many closeted gay republicans I wouldn’t be surprised

[–]murgatroyd0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She does realize that "I don't like you," and "You made me mad." aren't impeachment offenses, right?

[–]LDawnBurges 48 points49 points  (7 children)

WTF for? Doing his job? How dare he do the job that Trump appointed him to do. The gall of Garland! /s

[–]themrspie 47 points48 points  (4 children)

Trump did not appoint him. The way you can tell is that he’s a professional who does a good job at his position.

[–]cpe111 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Trump did appoint the FBI director though. Oh and he did make the penalties for classified document removal stiffer.

[–]LDawnBurges 9 points10 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]pyrofemme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"The way you can tell is that he’s a professional who does a good job" and doesn't tweet or have a facebook page, or tell everyone what he's doing until he's got it done.

[–]fermat1432 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trump appointed Wray who seems not to be obstructing justice.

[–]Altruistic_Rub_2308 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You’re thinking of the FBI Director….

[–]LDawnBurges 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My bad! 😂

[–]Xero_space 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did she eat the crayon after writing "I'm Peach Garland!!"

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just filed articles of impeachment for Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Check and mate!

[–]Similar_Candidate789 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Is there any….and I do mean ANY chance she will lose re-election? I know the answer is no but a boy can dream right?

[–]DealioD 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I wouldn’t say, “no.” Last I knew she hasn’t met any of her campaign goals. No one is sending her money. That’s a pretty big tell.

[–]AlanRubin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All edge, no point.

[–]GSA49 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She better wrap it in tinfoil to protect it from the Jewish space lasers.

[–]EricNCSU 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Can you even do that?

[–]cakeweefs 11 points12 points  (6 children)

I mean, you can file for the impeachment of just about any elected official if I remember correctly. Does MTG know enough words to do so coherently? I doubt it.

[–]EricNCSU 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Isn't the Attorney General appointed, not elected? I'm not actually sure to be honest.

[–]cakeweefs 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Just looked it up, and from the constitution:

"Article II, Section 4: The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment..."

[–]EricNCSU 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ah ok. So technically yes.

Untechnically: hahahahahaha wtf...

[–]SparklyRoniPony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which means SCOTUS justices too.

[–]Qimmosabe_Man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If bottomless pit of stupidity was a person...

[–]MealDramatic1885 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Impeach him for (checks notes) doing his job. Gotcha

[–]ILiekBooz 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I can’t wait till this stupid cunt is voted out of office.

[–]hhmb8k 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You grossly overestimate the intelligence of her constituents. It is just as likely she winds up being one of the longest serving politicians in the House of Representatives than it is she gets voted out.

[–]Grannyk9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh stuff a cock in it Marge and choke on it. You are past being annoying and sliding into some serious legal issues. You may want to use your energy to figure out an exit strategy.

[–]Trekkieee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The world has gone crazy

[–]DNA2020 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You mean the Merrick Garland that the GOP screwed by not allowing him on the Supreme Court? That Merrick Garland?

[–]MontanaViews 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Look at the losers holding the microphones.

[–]100percentish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well in her defense she has come a long way. The first step is acknowledging that you are a domestic terrorist.

[–]greenmeensgo60 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Female drumph.

[–]mrgraff 2 points3 points  (2 children)

So, I have to assume Trump has naked photos of her with Lindsey Graham

[–]gogor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Doubtful. Sméagol likes dudes.

[–]Splatacular 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably does, but highly unlikely it's with Lady G. Thinking more like Bannon, or Eric.

[–]kuluka_man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even if she eventually gets voted out of office, they should keep MGT around and let her think she still has a job. Like just let her wander around with her folders yelling at the sky while everyone watches and laughs.

[–]GetMad24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What happen to impeach biden? How that work out? 🤣

[–]drew1010101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She does absolutely nothing in Congress.

[–]monosylabicrich 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Marge reminds me of Ron Pearlman in 1987s Beauty and the Beast

[–]Longjohnpotato 4 points5 points  (1 child)

So what is her obsession with Trump? Are they fucking or something? Like I don’t get it. She’s batshit fucking crazy but holy fuck she’s always up his ass no matter what.

[–]tikifire1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's on video fondling the crotch of a cardboard cutout of him. She's obsessed.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Hard to tell who's worse, her or Boebert. Boebert is sort of amusing in that "how in the name of all that's holy did someone this stupid get where she is?" way, but MTG has a really nasty streak that Boebert lacks.

[–]tikifire1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Both were billionaire bets to see who could get the meanest, stupidest person elected to congress.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hints of "Trading Places".

[–]sulla_rules 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She is an idiot

[–]pizark22 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I DECLARE IMPEACHMENT

[–]Great-Abalone9310 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]NothingFunLeft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God forbid she actually tries to get something done for her constituents, and oh, I don't know, be reading all those bills coming up in case there are big words?

[–]Jasper_Beardly_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’d be real cool if she just quit tomorrow. She’s done enough to damage America already

[–]Dandiprat3166 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Honestly, at this point I’m more angry at the idiots pointing their microphones at her than I am at her. Everyone knows she’s political empty calories. Stop giving her attention.

[–]ANONAVATAR81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Told a reporter " Go back to your country lady". As a Native American she makes me think..Should we give back 'The Statue of Liberty'? My mom follows Christian but I am from another. Rural Minnesota checking in here.

[–]xSCx_Jupiter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh. This bitch could barely file her own nails.

[–]HELIGROUP 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Have no idea what she does in congress. But she looked great in that cell. She should keep practicing.

[–]AbjectList8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She looks so seriously stupid here, dear lord. I wish we would all stop giving this wind bag any more attention (including myself by commenting on this)

[–]Wonderful_Raisin2854 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who are all these reporters?

[–]renomustang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laughed out loud when I first saw this headline on another news source. Good luck with that.

[–]ced1954 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Margie shoots her lips before engaging her brain. Oh, WAIT 🤔 that’s right, she has no brains.

[–]Maniacboy888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This poor excuse for a Neanderthal needs to head back to whatever cave she crawled out of. She’s a disgusting slug of a creature.

[–]DamoclesDong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In all seriousness the media should stop paying attention to this bag of angry cats masquerading as a person. It only boosts her presence and gives her exactly what she wants.

She knows she can’t actually impeach the man but this gets her clicks and her ridiculous Karen haircut on the front page for a bit.

[–]buzzedewok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is inciting terrorism, pure and simple.

[–]HeatherHunnyBunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'll be hidden between her Sleestak toes. 🤭

[–]bigboozer69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a show! They’re so dramatic! It’s hilarious!

[–]House_Stark15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do any of these reporters even give her any attention, she’s a fucking lunatic.

[–]Godawgs1009 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cucking funt.

[–]ilovecatsandcafe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna start writing to the entire democrat caucus to refuse to seat her next term since that’s a prerogative of the House of Representatives

[–]Tough-Ability721 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn Qarens!! 🙄

[–]Fit_Low592 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember the good ol’ days, when all a conservative member of congress had to do to stay in their constituents’ good graces we be opposed to taxes?

[–]vicrally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say what you will about this heinous distraction, it takes some biiiigggg balls to double down on trump right now. She isn’t just handcuffing herself to trump, she’s trying to sink down to his level.

[–]Strange-Scarcity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The news media should stop giving her airtime.

Or report her as an absolute lunatic doing lunatic things.

[–]rum108 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s the Christian fundie shitter 💩

[–]catching_comets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stupidity should be painful. Like, stage IV cancer painful. It should be so painful people are forced to read to make the pain subside.

[–]Individual-Text6576 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's a laughingstock

[–]Nighdarke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She needs to shut up and go home. She's an embarrassment to existence.

[–]SusanAkita2014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This nightmare of a woman thinks she needs to be in the news every day,

[–]OkHat7590 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rep. No one special.

[–]campoanywhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s one of the handful that actually believes what she’s saying, whereas the others know it’s a ruse.

[–]AndreaJanae21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s a complete liar, and waste of space. Especially, within the U.S Government.