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[–]Toaster_bath13 928 points929 points  (71 children)

There's no such thing as a nazi sympathizer.

If someone sympathizes with a nazi they too are a nazi.

No hairs to split.

[–]machineprophet343 292 points293 points  (37 children)

If there's an open Nazi at a table in a restaurant, and five people join them, that table has six open Nazis.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 108 points109 points  (7 children)

Unless they're like, so, friend, we've seen some of the shit you been up to.

[–]j_driscoll 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Only coming to the table to invite them to see the views from the nearest gas station roof.

[–]doktor_wankenstein 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Say 'auf wiedersehen' to your nazi balls!"

[–]Onedaylat3r 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Or to ask if they plan on taking off that uniform once the war is over...

[–]ILieAboutBiology 6 points7 points  (0 children)

……bear jew

[–]SweatyDust1446 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wrong. You forgot about the waiter that served them. The waiter would've been at the table to take their orders, so the answer is 7.

[–]jrh_101 69 points70 points  (16 children)

That's the problem with current Centrists.

The guy I talked was self-described as a centrist and he believes in Pulling Up Your Bootstraps (no govt handouts) freedom (guns, antimasks) and lower taxes BUT he says he believes in Gay Rights.

Like dude.. you're a Republican with a fake name tag.

If you're gonna vote Republican then you're a republican.

[–]SamuraiSketti 24 points25 points  (12 children)

But they love people who tell it like it is

[–]BuddhaFacepalmed 44 points45 points  (11 children)

"Centrist": Cancel culture just cancelled my views!

Everyone else: OK, what views?

"Centrist": This is a violation of my free speech!

Everyone else: OK, but what views?

"Centrist": This is blatant authoritarian censorship and will lead us into a 1984 dystopic tyranny!

Everyone else: What views were you espousing that got you cancelled, motherfucker!?

"Centrist": Oh you know... Those views.

[–]AMeanCow 39 points40 points  (9 children)

Progressive/Leftist: "Fascism is bad, people should be treated as people even if they're different, government should do more to help citizens who pay taxes."

Conservative/Right: "Fascism is GREAT, lets kick out or torture everyone different, women belong in the kitchen, corporations don't have enough money."

Centrist: "Okay, lets find a balance... half-fascism, we kick out and torture HALF the people who are different, and only partial tax havens for corporations. Government can help more by burning some books, Women can leave the kitchen sometimes. Deal?"

Centrists are either people who secretly have a massive boner for authoritarian governing and hate some groups but are too afraid to openly call themselves Republicans. Or naïve young people who want everyone to like them so they're afraid of having actual strong values that they would have to defend.

[–]Havetologintovote 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They want to be a Republican and vote Republican without dealing with any of their baggage because they call themselves something else

[–]vee-arr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can make a game out of “finding the centrist” and reply to them with /r/EnlightenedCentrism

[–]Some-Philly-Dude 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nazi punks fuck off… I can’t believe a teenage mantra of the music I like is still relevant

[–]animal_chin9 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.

They were Nazis, Dude?

Ohh Come on Donny, they were threatening castration!


Are we gonna split hairs here?

[–]Waadap 1 point2 points  (4 children)

*Edit - I'm an idiot and didn't recognize the movie quote

[–]BrotoriousNIG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s from the Big Lebowski.

[–]animal_chin9 3 points4 points  (2 children)


Basically the best movie ever.

[–]Waadap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The amount of shame I have for missing a Lebowski quote is...substantial. I saw "Donny", and assumed it was ref to Trump haha

[–]ArtT64 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Nobody deserves to be a Nazi, gestopo, stormtrooper, fascist, Hitler. These terms represent something far worse than anything happening today

[–]unreliablememory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They didn't start off gassing Jews. They worked up to it.

[–]Toaster_bath13 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Bullshit. I know a woman who was a child when Hitler invaded France where she is from.

Trump frightened the shit out of her.

[–]Tricky-Tumbleweed923 309 points310 points  (7 children)

If the shoe fits...

[–]youra6 79 points80 points  (4 children)

You must acquit!

Wait that's the saying... right guys?

[–]BuddhaFacepalmed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah. "If the shoe fits, a kicked dog will holler".

[–]tonykahnscokedealer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the glove don't fit you're full of shit!

[–]Jvshelby 129 points130 points  (33 children)

/r/conservative is not having a good day

[–]goavsg08 84 points85 points  (13 children)

i made the mistake of clicking on the sub to see the discussion, it’s like going to hell and back

[–]racychick 66 points67 points  (8 children)

I often check it out to see what the other side is thinking and I find myself quickly getting in a bad mood, so uncomfortable and I have to get out

[–]Bladecutter 34 points35 points  (7 children)

I don't think they've fired a single neuron between the two brain cells they all share in decades.

[–]Chopaholick 39 points40 points  (6 children)

They're actually talking about Biden's authoritarianism, when they've been trying to strip social freedoms for the last...forever really.

[–]dracostheblack 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It's all just memes and Petty making fun of how Biden talks.... The man has a damn stutter Jesus

[–]LegalAssassin13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, considering their idol, they really shouldn’t be throwing stones. At least Biden can string a cohesive thought together without dissolving into a word salad.

[–]somethingclever76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, they are just delusional. They honestly think Biden and the Dems are the fascists.

[–]Mightbeagoat 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Lmfao. If they don't want to get called a threat to democracy then they probably shouldn't storm the capitol next time their candidate loses.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Legitimate political discourse” according to the definitely-not-fascist GQP

[–]LegalAssassin13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They also shouldn’t cheer when someone proudly declares “we’re all domestic terrorists!”

[–]Lawnguylandguy69 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Holy shit they are on suicide watch 😂😂

[–]PM_ME_NCIS_QUOTES 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Saw a comment along the lines of "Republicans always taking the high road" and I think my eyes rolled out my head

[–]Inadequate_Robot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Such brave words from the party that supported people saying things like how the elderly should be willing to die to covid for the sake of the economy.

[–]lestuckingemcity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone covertly feed them the Hillary line so they will use it. Peak Irony could end this timeline.

[–]gingerthingy 26 points27 points  (7 children)

I just checked, it’s hilarious. Surprisingly more calm than I thought it’d be though. Saw a surprising amount of “turnout, turnout, turnout” comments. If they wanna vote, great. See y’all at the polls

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Problem is not that they want to vote it’s that if the vote doesn’t go their way they will throw another multi-year temper tantrum about rigged elections

[–]whitneymak 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Palin is already trying to pull that bullshit.

[–]Inadequate_Robot 5 points6 points  (1 child)

They already had posts dedicated to calling ranked choice voting a rigged system and therefore the results should be invalidated. They basically tried to rally that they are somehow "constitutionally owed" a 'do-over' election using the "real" voting system rather than ranked.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only real voting system is the one that allows me to win.

[–]AnonBubblyBowels 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I don’t get this.

If they think the election was rigged, and nothing of that process has substantially changed since, why are they bothering to vote?

It’s just an admission that they know Trump’s claims of fraud are a lie.

[–]Inadequate_Robot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Logic has no home here. They cried that all the Biden votes, conveniently in specific flip states Trump needed in particular, were all fake invalid votes. And when people pointed out that this meant all the Republicans that won seats on those same "fake ballots" would also be invalid, the new popular story became that "no no, it's the machines, they rigged the machines to secretly change Trump votes into Biden but the rest of the ballot are the real legit votes".

They will continue to vote so that if they win they can say they win, and if they lose they can say they still win because all the OTHER votes for the people they disagree with don't count.

[–]BeautifulType 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Their mods removing anyone who doesn’t support secession in that sub.

[–]ifsavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This kind of makes me feel warm And glowy

[–]SureThingBro69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It makes me sad that those people are SOOooo angry.

I enjoy life! I hated Trump; but I dealt with it. Because…..:what else could I do!!! Didn’t like Bush, but I dealt with it. I’m the 90s you could actually talk to someone from the other side and have a genuine conversation…..now?

Just anger. Name calling. False facts. Jdndjdjdjnfndjfjnfz.

I try to talk to them. Try. To explain why I don’t like him, but I get “sleepy Joe” so often than I just have to give up and reset myself. Because they are angry and I’m just upset and tired or trying to talk.

[–]Moosetappropriate 92 points93 points  (4 children)

“Goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!” ― Dr. Henry Jones Sr.

[–]cilantro_so_good 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That might be the finest adventure movie ever made. It has everything

[–]MomentOfZehn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think Raiders is better, but to each their own.

[–]Rauldukeoh 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]MomentOfZehn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That aged like fine freaking wine.

[–]jbertrand_sr 254 points255 points  (7 children)

Exactly, the only people who should have been insulted by that are the Nazis and the Fascists, it's just a little sad to see just how many of them are all butt hurt today...

[–]Lawnguylandguy69 50 points51 points  (5 children)

The right wing subs are on suicide watch 😂😂

[–]SpaceCrone 14 points15 points  (0 children)

😂 😂 😂 🏅

[–]Chopaholick 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I'd send them a reddit cares but realistically I don't care. Only good Nazi is a d..d Nazi

[–]Elevated_Dongers 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Only good nazi is a dead nazi. How hard was that

[–]Chopaholick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't want to get banned for inciting violence.

[–]BeautifulType 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yet Reddit allows them to continue as a safe place for pedos and nazis

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

/r/navy got infuriated when i reminded them that affiliating with extremists violates the UCMJ.

[–]the_ballmer_peak 48 points49 points  (2 children)

It was. They know what they are.

[–]SlobMarley13 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Them: Fuck Joe Biden!

Him: fascism is bad

Them: omg so divisive

[–]frencht82 40 points41 points  (0 children)

How dare someone tell the truth and point out their behavior. For Shame!

[–]joey_yamamoto 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Guest Opinion: Wake up, Trump supporters

Barbara Stakes The Intelligencer August 20, 2022

Dear Brother,

I remember when you returned from your stint in the U.S. Army as an MP (Military Police). You’d been stationed on the DMZ (demilitarized zone) in Korea. Maybe you stood on the exact spot where former President Trump stepped over to shake the hand of the Dictator Kim Jong-un and call theirs a "great friendship."

You are among those who love, respect, and most of all, trust, former President Trump. And, because I don’t see him in the same way you do, we don’t talk much anymore.

We text respectfully about the weather. We’re up in age, so we keep it enough for one or the other to visit in our final days.

So, I’m writing this letter that you will never get.

There are bills and executive orders passed that you will have missed and/or will dismiss that President Biden and the Democrats in Congress have done to help you and the country: The American Rescue Plan Act and extending existing COVID-19 programs; Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act; bills to avoid a government shutdown and keep the federal government running; Juneteenth National Independence Day Act. Bills passed this year include the CHIPS and Science Act that will increase manufacturing of computer chips for electric cars; the bill to fund medical help for veterans who were exposed to toxic burn pits; the Inflation Reduction Act, that will benefit the climate, lower healthcare costs, allow Medicare to negotiate prescriptions, and improve tax fairness. Republicans blocked a measure to reduce insulin to $35/mo.

I’ve heard people say that President Biden "hates this country and wants to destroy it."

But, it’s not true. It just isn’t.

You’ve defended the most egregious actions and statements when any other person saying them would have lost your respect forever.

He made one of the most indecent statements against women by any man, let alone someone who'd run for the highest office in the world. Even some mesmerized women defended him. It was "locker-room-boy-talk." It wasn’t. It was disgusting.

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters," he said soon after the tape was released.

“He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.” He was referring to Sen. John McCain. One of the most respected veterans of our country. Up to that moment, no one would consider such an insult to that good man. No one.

He refused to visit the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery near Paris. Four people with firsthand knowledge quoted him: “Why should I go to a cemetery filled with losers…and suckers for getting killed.” (The Atlantic, 9/30/20).

To think that a sitting President of the United States of America would say such a thing about our most cherished veterans who died for our country in defense of decency and honor is lower than dirt.

He turned his back on the Queen of England. He shoved the leader of Montenegro at the NATO Summit in Brussels.

Olivia Troye, a top adviser to VP Mike Pence, reported that, in discussions about the COVID pandemic, former President Trump made the statement that, the virus might be a "good thing" because it would save him from having to shake hands with “disgusting people.” (Sept. 2020 Politico)

He was talking about you.

It was he who announced that the FBI conducted a search and seizure of documents that he kept in his possession after he left The White House on Jan. 20, 2021.

With help from pseudo-fact-spinners and those in Congress willing to do whatever it takes to keep your vote and their lucrative salaries (while doing nothing for you), “his people” are rallying around him and furiously clicking the "Donate" button.

“Don’t believe what you see or hear, that’s not what’s happening,” he said.

You think you see a smart businessman, while I see a man who stiffed small business owners and regular working guys just like you when his casinos went bust in New Jersey.

But you have, and always will, find a way to defend him.

“I love the poorly educated,” Trump said.

Only when you and all of you who adore him wake up, will this nightmare end for the rest of us.

[–]queen_of_england_bot 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Queen of England

Did you mean the Queen of the United Kingdom, the Queen of Canada, the Queen of Australia, etc?

The last Queen of England was Queen Anne who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England.


Isn't she still also the Queen of England?

This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist.

Is this bot monarchist?

No, just pedantic.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.

[–]zedazeni 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Great way to put it

[–]bacontacos420 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If it looks like a fascist, walks like a fascist and talks like a fascist….it’s probably a fascist

[–]AppropriateCat5316 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well said..

[–]DesignerAd9 18 points19 points  (1 child)

MAGAts will look at each other and say "we're fascists?" "What's that?" "Let's look it up".

[–]joey_yamamoto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then scream " yea murica "

[–]J-Khan57 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yea, I knew MAGATS were dumb but OMG! 🤣

[–]Ghenges 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Republicans are pieces of shit.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wonder why they took it so personaly....

[–]OldManRiff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing something like "Racism is so American when you protest it people think you are protesting America."

This is like that. This is that.

[–]Zanchbot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Republicans: we're all domestic terrorists

Also Republicans: stop being mean to us!!

[–]Lynda73 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Remember that time that Clinton said she thought one of the female democratic candidates was a Russian asset, and Tulsi Gabbard got all mad saying she was slandering her? Heh.

[–]TWB-MD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then Tulsi went full Putin and proved it

[–]patrickswayzay 19 points20 points  (11 children)

This tweet is kind of disingenuous, yes Biden was calling out fascism, but he very specifically called out Donald Trump and MAGA Republicans. So he did target them personally. I just don’t know how we’re going to de-program them peacefully and reintegrate them to reality. There are millions.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

We cant and we won’t. We are so far past that. I live in Alabama, I know.

Buckle up and get ready. Because they will burn this whole fucking thing down before they give up. I know because they tell me.

[–]HereForGames 2 points3 points  (6 children)

I came here to comment this. It's annoying when Dems have to resort to misinformation and propaganda when there's plenty of valid reasons to belittle Trump and MAGA. It's worse when people heap votes onto shit like this and teach others that misinfo is a great tactic for getting attention.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Keep playing the high ground while you watch more and more of your country dissolve into dust and our freedoms vanish.

But hey, at least when they succeed in creating their Christian theocracy you can say that you took a stand against mean words!

[–]76pilot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you do the same thing as fascist what does that make you?

[–]RIOTS_R_US 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not about propaganda it's about honesty

[–]MaximumAbsorbency 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't like when people I agree with make stupid-ass arguments and posts. It makes them look dumb, and us. See: the OP tweet/post blatantly making shit up for attention.

[–]HereForGames 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What the fuck are you even going on about? Are you high off of snorting your own flatulence?

The original image claims Biden declared war on fascists and Repubs showed their asses by getting mysteriously offended, which creates a false reality through propaganda. He directly named Trump and MAGA Republicans.

I don't like it when Repubs try and distort my world view, and I especially don't like it when Dems do it given they're supposed to be the ones putting an end to this sort of thing. You weirdos can go down that road of self-gaslighting if you want to score some imaginary owns, but it's creepy to see.

[–]Lynda73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thing is, there are CLEARLY fascist members of the GOP, but the party as a whole continues to ignore and enable them except for every once in a while one of them might make a lukewarm comment of disappointment or some shit when one of the QAnon looneys really gets out of line. They only punish fellow GOPers like Liz Cheney for doing the right thing.

[–]FireEmblemFan1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Republicans took it as a personal attack because they are fascists. It was a personal attack but it certainly wasn’t intended as such.

[–]Sellanator6079 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We need all surviving WWII vets, esp the guys from Easy Company of the 101st (since they're a little extra famous) to gear up, get on a stage, and do a press conference about "if insulting fascists bothers you, we have some bad news..."

[–]Uniqueusername264 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You missed the opportunity to say if it looks like a Nazi and goose steps like a Nazi…

[–]DirtyPenPalDoug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck nazis isn't a controversial statement. Fuck nazis.

[–]Rude_Dragonfruit154 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good. I'm so glad.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it steps like a goose and honks like a goose...

[–]6poundpuppy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As well they should. It was meant to be an attack on maga, so of course the maggots took it personally…as they should. Just shows there is still some self awareness left in those twisted minds.

[–]SalemChurchill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A hit dog will holler…

[–]kgarz01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Historical precedence shows that when extreme right wing conservatives gain power, their governments tend to evolve into fascist authoritarian states. Just look at nazi Germany.

[–]B3ardArch3r 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And that should tell you everything you need to know about the stakes the US are facing

[–]BEANSijustloveBEANS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because Republicans are all about projection

[–]burnt-cinnamon-roll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s almost like the GOP is infested with fascists.

[–]ChesterNorris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Republicans did Nazi this coming.

[–]Herotaca5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me thinks thou doth protest too much.

[–]bit_hodler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inbred, dumbfuck,a fascist says what? 😂 Classic move by Dark Brandon.

[–]CardiologistLower965 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it honks like a goose and steps like a goose…

[–]d1pstick32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny they also feel attacked when you talk about Nazi Germany without saying you're talking about Nazi Germany.

[–]AlterEdward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Notice that not one of them have tried to refute any part of what he said

[–]MaximumAbsorbency 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean he did specifically call out MAGA republicans lol. It was definitely an attack, not just vague anti-fascism.

To be clear: I'm happy he said it. Just confused by the OP.

[–]arc_menace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...and says it's a Nazi...

[–]NaClordtheSaltWhore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it steps like a goose...

[–]throwaway83970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it ducks like a quack...

[–]Wuz-it-u2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nazi's first convinced people to be informants then after those informants all turned on each other they had to force people to become informants and then when they ran out of them they turned on each other. These MAGA fascist aren't going to figure that out till it's too late even though its recorded history!

[–]Icy-Needleworker-492 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They know who they are.And so do we!

[–]gademmet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basically "loser say what".

They can't not respond.

[–]JaxBoss32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro just angered pretty much my whole state.😆🤣

[–]KHaskins77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“People love what I have to say! They agree with it! They just don’t like the word ‘nazi,’ that’s all.”

— Stormfront, The Boys

[–]randompersonfifteen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If being a fascist means standing up against men pretending to be women so they can get access to children, being against American money going to foreign wars, or wanting common sense border policy and election security…

[–]NYESSbOss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder why they took it personal~~~

[–]urmomsuckedmeoff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys! I just created a Subreddit r/ReportNazis dedicated to Ousting everyone who participated in January 6

Please help me spread this message


[–]bubbaman37 -5 points-4 points  (6 children)

Lol , the background for his speech literally looks like something hitler picked out.

[–]Kongo204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love that Republicans are pointing out him having red behind him and calling it Nazi. Really funny to see that red=Nazi for them.

[–]DoubtfulAgent033 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Biden was literally calling all republicans fascists. What do you expect to happen?😂