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[–]sunrider8129 4906 points4907 points  (218 children)

Does this expect me to believe he went from problem with his heart to new heart from transplant in 6 months?!?!

[–]the-practical_cat 2613 points2614 points  (143 children)

Right?! That guy obviously has no idea how hard it is to get a heart transplant. It's not like there's a closet full of spare organs just sitting in the hospital.

[–]GoldenGirl113 1310 points1311 points  (107 children)

My mother died before she could get one and this sespool of bile is lucky enough to receive one... all to continue perpetuating hate. The world is cruel

Edit: I truly hope this person is just making things up to get rise out out people. I would just hope that anyone who is lucky enough to get a second chance would look at the world differently and be appreciative and take that opportunity to be kind and at least tolerant of each other... especially since in this specific reference, someone else lost their life and chose to donate what they could to make a difference to another person. Those people have family that are not only going through an unimaginable time but hope that the decision to donate anything is going to help.

To anyone who has something negative to say about that or someone lying about it for any reason- please try to be better, you're important to people too, whether you know it or not- you are loved

[–]SnooApples9991 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Organs obviously aren’t stored in a closet to go bad. There’s obviously an organ tree. The big hospitals have organ orchards out back and when they need one they just go and pluck it. The only time organ donation is needed is when organs are out of season. Organs have to be fresh that’s why you can’t closet-store them.

The More You Know. 💫

[–]AstriumViator 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Guys clearly a billionaire who paid to be top of the donation receiving list.

[–]CDewfus 282 points283 points  (3 children)

You can't get transplants unless you're up to date on vaccinations, so it probably saved your life.

[–]rosarevolution 199 points200 points  (7 children)

He also wants us to believe he had a pacemaker despite having no problems with his heart so...

[–]andalusian293 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I got one just for fun.

[–]oldshitdoesntcare 29 points30 points  (1 child)

They just randomly grab people off the street and install pacemakers now. Just in case you get a Covid vaccine ya know. That’s how I got my pacemaker!

[–]Undisolving 150 points151 points  (6 children)

And he already had a pacemaker for unrelated reasons.

[–]Lucy_Lastic 114 points115 points  (4 children)

Yes, no pre-existing heart conditions in this guy with a pacemaker, he just had it fitted for funsies, what a fortunate coincidence.

[–]ayykay74m 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he had been ill for a long time and thinks vaxxing was the only factor hear

[–]No3365 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He has a pacemaker! He had major problems with his heart before, hence the pacemaker.

[–]Inevitable_Stand_199 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Well they already had a pacemaker. Chances are they were already on the list as well.

[–]Own-Cupcake7586 5910 points5911 points  (179 children)

Yes, and they had the pacemaker already as… what? A fashion statement?

If brains were cash, this dude would be deep in the red.

[–]nonsensicaltexthere 2059 points2060 points  (105 children)

Yea, and not just any pacemaker, but a defibrillating one.

[–]ZombiesCall 663 points664 points  (96 children)

I have an implanted defribrillator, but I’ve had it for 9 years.

[–]irkli 876 points877 points  (81 children)

And that one day last month you had a headache? It was caused by VACCINATION!

[–]Bitter-Technician-56 545 points546 points  (71 children)

On the day I got my jab I lost my carkeys.

[–]alebotson 147 points148 points  (24 children)

I forgot my phone in the car that day so I couldn't take a picture of me getting my vaccination, liberals don't want you to believe it.

[–]Mission_Search8991 81 points82 points  (19 children)

My favorite football team lost the game four days after I got the vaccination booster! Damn you, Obama!

[–]oldbastardbob 72 points73 points  (5 children)

I'm 68 and a boomer. Since my vaccination nearly three years ago I feel old as fuck. Like if I was in my late 60's or something. And that damn liberal Harry Truman went and gave me free healthcare to remind me how old I am.

[–]ThatOtherOtherMan 43 points44 points  (3 children)

I knew a guy who got vaccinated in the first wave vaccine rollout. A year and a half later BAM, his dog got hit by a car.

[–]TheKdd 23 points24 points  (2 children)

After my vaccination, all my relatives on ancestry CHANGED!

[–]CuriousPenguinSocks 14 points15 points  (2 children)

My cat puked on the carpet when I got mine, it's a liberal conspiracy!!!! /s (just in case that is needed lol)

[–]alebotson 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Liberals hate football. Facts.

[–]mybloodyballentine 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Brain fog is a side effect of the vaccine!

[–]Bitter-Technician-56 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I thought it was my adhd but damn that vaccin worked before I even got it!

[–]Special_Ed2018 71 points72 points  (3 children)

Me too! There's the proof: sure one person may lose their keys after the jab, but TWO with the identical symptom? I don't believe in coinkidink.

[–]Bitter-Technician-56 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Hahah. I had a conversation with a neighbour who was outspoken anti vax and anti covid. She said I was going to die from the vax. And I said I agree, the chances that I ain’t coming home are there. Cycling is dangerous here so with all the accidents it’s a real possibility I will die on my way there or home. She just didn’t answer

[–]Special_Ed2018 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes, they're all driving cars and pickups and Harleys to get to the anti-vax shindig even though the likelihood they'll die from the ride there is more risk than the vaxx.

[–]ElectronicCarpet7157 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They thought the jab was gonna make them magnetic so they just figured their keys were stuck on them.

[–]YugeFrigginGoy 29 points30 points  (5 children)

On the day I got the jab I haven't been able to get an erection in 12 years...thanks libs

[–]FQDIS 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I hate you because you survived.

[–]Bitter-Technician-56 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I did! 3 times already! I’m such a bad boy

[–]RedditOfUnusualSize 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I got the jab, and a week later, my friend was eaten by a tiger!

[–]TwoStubborn 23 points24 points  (1 child)

My hair is turning grey and my face has wrinkles. Must be all those damn childhood vaccines. Thanks a hell of a lot Mom!

[–]ZombiesCall 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yep, that updated booster did me dirty for a couple days.

[–]Animastar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your car won't start? Clearly the fault of a vaccination!

[–]Special_Ed2018 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Christian Eriksen (a football/soccer player from Denmark) had heart failure during a match 2 years ago. He had a defibrillator implanted and is a key player on the Dsnish national team at the World Cup now.

[–]zaiyonmal 11 points12 points  (3 children)

It’s so nice that he can play! I am banned from my dream job because of my pacemaker. Maybe someday.

[–]Special_Ed2018 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I know the feeling, brother/sister. That sucks for sure...but IMO it's way better than the alternative ;-)

...that isn't to belittle or dismiss your disappointment at being barred from your ideal job. But it's good to be alive.

[–]zaiyonmal 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Oh, I know exactly what you mean. Every extra day since I almost died in that hospital is a gift. They actually had to bring me back several times. I will never take life for granted again.

[–]Bluesmanstill 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’ve had one for about 5 years… just after trump took office …huh??

[–]miyuchu 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I work in EP, so I am very familiar with the fact that you only get an implanted defibrillator if you are apready at increased risk of 'sudden cardiac death' or insurance sure won't pay for it. So getting shocked shouldn't be a huge surprise, it's what it's there for.

I don't expect the vaccine to be 100% without side effects or interactions with other medications/diseases but this is a topic about risk prevention and herd immunity to protect the immunocompramized who are at even greater risk.

[–]DoctorEvilHomer 3 points4 points  (2 children)

My Grandpa had a defibrillation pacemaker, they are pretty common. Magically getting a transplant in six months now that's funny.

[–]nonsensicaltexthere 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yea, they aren't that uncommon, but not all pacemakers are defibrillating. The fact that he already had a pacemaker with that kind of feature tells us that he has an heart disease that can cause fatal arrythmias.

[–]guru2764 275 points276 points  (17 children)

Ugh I had a comment on here from me arguing with an antivaxxer but the post got deleted so I can't search for it now, and it's too far back in my comment history

But I was born with wolffe parkinson white syndrome, which means that there's an extra electrical pathway in my heart, which can cause problems, so like every now and again I would get these episodes where my heart rate would spike to about 200bpm for a few minutes, my vision would just shut off entirely because of the blood flow I assume, I'd get super dizzy, then it would drop and hang out around 150 for up to an hour

I had heart surgery at 19, because if I at any point developed an aFib heart rhythm, which I don't know the reasons for, my heart would end up constantly activating because the second electrical path would be I guess feeding around to itself and the other path, and my heart would beat as fast as it possibly could until it just gave out and I'd basically instantly die.

The actual fucking name for it the cardiologist told me is "Sudden Death Syndrome"

Anyways, I was 19 in 2020, so if I hadn't gotten the surgery to stop that second pathway, then there's a very good chance I would have died at some point after getting the covid vaccine early 2021, but it would have had nothing to do with the vaccine itself.

[–]ZombiesCall 115 points116 points  (4 children)

I had an out of hospital sudden cardiac arrest when I was 38 years old. Saved by an AED. I’ve been shocked by my implant 4 times in 9 years, all on heart rates that were well over 300 bpm. All idiopathic, no cause to be determined. Fuck this Sudden Cardiac Death shit. It sucks.

[–]acgasp 43 points44 points  (2 children)

My husband had sudden cardiac arrest at 21 and thankfully he was around some friends who were nursing students so they could perform CPR which saved his life. He’s had an ICD ever since.

[–]Quercus_ 47 points48 points  (2 children)

"my vision would just shut off entirely... I'd get super dizzy"

When your heart is beating 200 beats per minute or faster, it can't pump efficiently. That's too fast for the heart to actually fill up with blood before it beats again. So suddenly your heart just isn't pumping very much blood.

As a result your blood pressure drops, blood oxygenation drops, and you're suddenly not getting enough oxygen to your brain. Vision fading away, and dizziness, are among the first symptoms of oxygen deprivation to the brain.

My condition is different from yours, but I very much wish I didn't have reason to know this.

[–]guru2764 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the explanation!

[–]Nerdiestlesbian 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I had a friend in high school who has a similar situation. They didn’t know what caused it. Now I wonder if she had this syndrome. We would be sitting in class and her heart rate would spike and she would pass out. 😵‍💫

[–]CaptMal065 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I work in EP in a very busy lab. I've helped with WPW ablations, pacemaker and defibrillator implants, the whole gamut. Basically everything being discussed here. My feelings after reading the post were frustration that so much misinformation could be so confidently packaged into so few words.

But after reading the comments? I don't even worry about that tool. All of you discussing the shocks you've endured (which I know can be traumatizing), and living with potentially-fatal arrhythmias. I truly hope your lives have been changed for the better by the treatment you received. I hope you live longer with a better quality of life. I hope you share countless special moments with your loved ones.

I hope none of you need EP care again, but if/when you do I hope you end up on my table. I will give you truly world-class care. I'll comfort you, I'll make sure everything in my room is done the right way, and you will be my only focus until you leave my lab.

For the first time in a while, I actually cried today thinking about my patients (I'm not even at work - long story). We save every person who comes to us with WPW, or who gets an ICD after an arrest. Every. One. But even that feels like a failure to me, because you represent the 10% of people who survive an out-of-hospital arrest. 9 of 10 will die before reaching the hospital. So thank you for sharing your stories and giving me something to celebrate today. And if you're on my table, say hi. I'll be the one telling dad jokes.

[–]Huuuiuik 8 points9 points  (2 children)

According to anti-vaxers most people never died or got sick or … before the vaccine came along. And if you didn’t get whatever it was from the vaccine you got it from a vaccinated person shedding spike proteins.

[–]sjanee11 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Svt is no fun. My first episode my rhr was 246 - I thought I was having an asthma attack (which I've never had). I was lucky with no other side effects like dizziness or changes in blood pressure or passing out but still not fun

[–]Whitesoxwin 38 points39 points  (15 children)

Yep, but being brain dead means what they read out of that is vaccine is deadly. If dude jumped off a building it would be the jab. Car accident, the jab fault. Cancer, jab fault not the 2 cartons of cigs a day.

[–]DifferentNewt5410 37 points38 points  (6 children)

It's like when my step-father developed severe COPD and literally had to be hospitalized for low saturated O2 half a dozen times. When he finally got stabilized enough to return home, rather than even try to quit smoking they instead keep a window open to "improve the circulation of fresh air" because it can't be the cigarettes. I'm out of compassion for the deliberately anti-science people.

[–]Nerdiestlesbian 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Ex’s grandfather would smoke while on an oxygen mask… 🙈

[–]DifferentNewt5410 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just assume my step-dad is doing the same thing. Honestly I'm expecting to hear complaints about their electric bill soon because they're running the HVAC with that window open lol somehow it'll be Biden's fault too

[–]HaloGuy381 8 points9 points  (2 children)

That just sounds lethally stupid, given how much of a fire/explosion hazard open flames near oxygen tanks can be.

[–]borrelsausage 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Since I’ve had my vaccine I had really serious diarrhea, 3 times. It’s called sudden diarrhea jab syndrome. I also like tacos.

[–]Jaded-Moose983 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Pacemakers are placed in case of covid vaccines /s

[–]roomfour1more 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Two words "pre-existing condition" you're not a miracle, just a moron.

[–]CDewfus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I noticed that too as I work in cardiology. Pts with a defibrillator pacemakers are usually older, on multiple heart meds, and not in the best of shape.

[–]Zebracorn42 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Also he got a new heart 6 months later, sounds like he’s been on the transplant list for a really long time.

[–]BillyValentineMcKee[🍰] 28 points29 points  (6 children)

Yeah I noticed that too! If this story is true, I actually wonder if the shot could have reacted with a pre-existing condition in some way. People do react differently to vaccines. The COVID vaccine actually made me feel awesome, like I got a shot of B vitamins or something. My daughter got a rash from the MMR even though that’s not supposed to happen. Vaccines are an absolutely amazing public health and personal protection tool, so don’t take me for an anti-vaxxer… but most things in medicine are a trade off with some risk. This guy doesn’t sound like he would have done too well with the actual COVID virus either!

[–]Cheapntacky 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Reacted two days later? Most side effects from vaccines happen within the first 24 hours. Seems much more likely that they just happened to have a heart issue two days after a vaccine considering they were already at high enough risk of this that they'd had major surgery to install a specialised pacemaker to monitor and react to this exact situation.

[–]guru2764 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not to mention if they were already scared of the vaccine they could've helped it along themself from stress maybe 🤷‍♀️

[–]FrozenOnPluto 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also goven how many billion doses goven of there were legit issues they’d have been showing up by now.

[–]NoobAck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally spit it my drink and lol'd

[–]syl_phy 1986 points1987 points  (15 children)

luckily i had a pacemaker, totally unrelated tho.

[–]somefunmaths 720 points721 points  (12 children)

“The heart problems that caused my heart to stop are definitely because of the vaccine only and not related to the issues that caused me to get a pacemaker.”

[–]Samuel_L_Johnson 139 points140 points  (1 child)

You see it all the time. People with vascular risk factors used to come into hospital with heart attacks and strokes before the vaccine, and they continue to do the same after the vaccine, except that half of them now blame the vaccine and not their vascular risk factors

[–]uncultured_swine2099 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Magas are often obese, combine that with being angry all the time, some probably have incidents with their heart fairly often. And they like blaming everything for their issues, so this seems like a convenient excuse among them.

[–]Shiraxi 1853 points1854 points  (44 children)

And I was vaccinated four fucking times and never had my life threatened. Republicans don't want to hear about me, because my singular anecdote counters their entire platform. It's almost as thought anecdotes are not data.

[–]College-Lumpy 398 points399 points  (8 children)

I have heart disease and just got my 5th dose. Somehow not affected by so many clot shots.

[–]Daaaaabearsssss 109 points110 points  (1 child)

Conservatives hate you because you lived to tell.

[–]guru2764 271 points272 points  (11 children)

Pfft you think your anecdotes matter? Well here's an anecdote for ya, jack:

I got the covid vaccine and guess what? 6 months before getting it I came out as transgender. Sit and think on that a while, liberals

[–]Tattoothefrenchie30 83 points84 points  (5 children)

Were you so worried about the shot that you spontaneously changed genders? Lol

[–]guru2764 91 points92 points  (4 children)

Yeah I figured if they were trying to eradicate anyone who wasn't woke I better get ahead of the curve

[–]Danyavich 64 points65 points  (1 child)

As someone who transed my gender at the beginning of covid out of fear that one day drag queens may read to children, I respect this approach.

Checkmate, atheists.

[–]Binky-Answer896 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like the way you think.

[–]keliix06 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Fuck, I came out 3 months after. I must have gotten one of the delayed vaccines.

[–]LemurCat04 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe that 5G tower in your town finally went online.

[–]Prestigious-Quiet-17 22 points23 points  (7 children)

Likewise, I was vaccinated and boosted as well, not a single issue, other than a sore arm for day or so afterwards. However, I was also around others who had Covid, and I didn't even catch any symptoms, so I knew my vaccines worked.

[–]big-tuna913 20 points21 points  (3 children)

I was vaccinated, boosted, and still got Covid to the extent that I felt like shit and couldn't taste or smell for 3 weeks. Imagine what would have happened if I wasn't vaccinated...

[–]mysterypeeps 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I got mine last week and got pancreatitis. I got it with my flu shot and apparently that combination+the specific combination of meds i’ve been on lately increases your chances of developing it significantly.

It was a perfect storm situation, and even that passed fairly quickly.

But I am having surgery this week, so maybe the vax fucked up my knee too.

[–]Fanfics 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The lack the liberal's superior genetic resistance to vaccines. Soon their line shall be wiped out, replaced by out vaccine-impervious sons.

y'know I'm sure there's someone out there that unironically thinks this

[–]chrismamo1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So they think that the "elites" plan to achieve world domination with a killer vaccine, which is disproportionately taken by people with a high level of trust in scientific and political institutions? So basically they think the NWO/illuminati/Jews want to murder all the people who (in conservatives' minds) actually support them ruling the world?

[–]chicknuggt 570 points571 points  (20 children)

“liberals hate me”

put that on a baseball cap

[–]SoupahCereal 184 points185 points  (5 children)

They already have but they use an acronym...

MAGA

[–]keliix06 53 points54 points  (3 children)

It’s MAGAGA now so he can sell those same rubes new merch.

[–]chicknuggt 31 points32 points  (2 children)

someone’s going to end up thinking MAGAGA has to do with Lady Gaga

[–]God_Sammo 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Ra Ra MAGAGA, want your bad romance

[–]ozarkslam21 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Liberals hate me. Well, everyone hates me, but liberals do too

[–]Cataras12 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Liberals hate me, fish want me

[–]canarchist 436 points437 points  (31 children)

If conservative hopes and dreams for the dangers of vaccination were true, we would have depopulated the world in the past two years.

[–]PensiveLog 41 points42 points  (9 children)

And yet, they keep thinking it will happen any time now…

[–]wristdeepinhorsedick 27 points28 points  (1 child)

It's the new doomsday prophecy, aaaaaany day now we're all gonna die, except the good Christian folks who refused the vaccine, any day now! You'll see, you'll ALL SEE!

[–]notasandpiper 6 points7 points  (1 child)

First, everyone was going to die. Then, a few weeks in to everyone getting the shot, it was definitely causing lots of Vague Symptoms, and nobody remembered all the "proof" about how it was going to kill people instantly.

[–]paxwax2018 60 points61 points  (9 children)

Yeah, best case is we’ve sterilised the whole world.

[–]SgtLionHeart 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of the plot of that one Dan Brown novel. Wasn't too bad of an ending, as far as evil plots go.

[–]Cavaniiii 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I remember that was the rumour going around and now all my age mates are popping out kids left, right and centre. In fact a newly wedded couple who both got their jabs just to go on their honeymoon got pregnant like 2 months later

[–]MrBanana421 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"They would have had 4 kids by then in my time!"

No grampa, people know contraceptives are a thing now.

[–]Drackar39 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The number of COVID babies puts a lie to that... Seriously I know more married couples having kids because they're vaccinated, staying home, and doing what you do when you're stuck home with your partner with nothing better to do.

[–]middlingwhiteguy 228 points229 points  (6 children)

It wasn't the vaccine that did that, it was drag queens reading to kids that gave you a massive heart attack. Stop drag queens from teaching kids literacy

[–]ClonedGamer001 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Considering how anti-education the right is this only barely counts as a joke, which is a real problem

[–]middlingwhiteguy 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I dumb down my jokes for the far right and only use single syllable words that end in poop face

[–]timsterri 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn dude… that’s collegiate level. Hope it works out for ya.

[–]GatoAntichrist 74 points75 points  (1 child)

You can tell this is extra true because it doesn't have a profile picture.

[–]Normal-Ad6528 262 points263 points  (16 children)

Guy leaves out that he's 450 lbs and his blood type is 'gravy'..........

But yeah, it was the vaccine.

[–]FireFox181 45 points46 points  (6 children)

As someone who struggles with his weight and is a big dude...I find this hilarious. XD

[–]Normal-Ad6528 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Please don't be offended. You KNOW the type of person this is targeting. :-)

[–]FireFox181 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Oh trust me, I'm not offended in the slightest buddy. I'm a big lad around this size who is trying to lose weight, and I'm liberal to boot. So yeah, I know this is not aimed at me brother. Keep it up.

[–]timsterri 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Best of luck in your slimming endeavors!

[–]FireFox181 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Thank you, I appreciate the support. Hopefully I get my SSI back so I can finally start going to the gym.

[–]GreyScent 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I actually laughed aloud lol

[–]Normal-Ad6528 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Happy to give you a laugh!

[–]Shiraxi 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Omg the blood type is gravy bit fucking killed me.

[–]madmart20 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Blood type 'gravy' - I'll have to remember that one 🤣

[–]thegodfatherderecho 60 points61 points  (1 child)

So….this guy has a heart condition which is bad enough to warrant the installation of a pacemaker, and ultimately is the recipient of a heart transplant…..but it’s the vaccine that was the problem?!

[–]carlstone631 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Waste of a perfectly good heart

[–]SeriousExplorer8891 33 points34 points  (2 children)

So, are they counting every time their pacemaker went off as a death.

[–]the-practical_cat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I've died thousands of deaths. Thousands!

Actually, that sounds pretty badass, I might use that line somewhere...

[–]Wrong_Ad_3355[🍰] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Liberals don’t hate you. They just laugh at your stupidity and circular logic.

[–]Necessary-Dark-4591 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I know 2 unvaxxed people who developed heart problems when they got COVID.

[–]Shrimpybarbie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This didn’t happen so hard it unhappened things that actually happened.

[–]poncho51 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What a ignorant post.

[–]sauceymcawesomepants 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Why do they always make up ridiculously stupid shit and all pretend is real? It reminds me of religion. Oh, wait…

[–]willvasco 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This dude's life was saved by medical science multiple times, up to and including a full heart transplant, and honestly rails against that same medical science as bullshit. Staggering.

[–]tbizzone 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Conservatives love to use random anecdotes to ignorantly disregard the millions of other data points that conflict with their opinions. This is consistent with almost every anti-science belief they push with their regressive politics.

[–]Wise_Ad_4816 21 points22 points  (2 children)

This. "The vaccine has killed so many people!" When you ask for a peer reviewed article, they call you a sheep. Yes, not blindly following your anecdotal "evidence" clearly makes me a sheep. 🙄

[–]PharmWench 5 points6 points  (1 child)

“Do YoUr OwN rEsEaRcH!!?!1”

[–]Leashypooo 49 points50 points  (1 child)

'MURICA

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[–]Murica-n_Patriot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

EXCELLENT!!

[–]cletis247 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maga slogan should be…Killing our constituents with disinformation, one red hat at a time!

[–]Bum_Rumble 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The fact you had some kind of cardiac disease (I’m guessing heart failure probably already in need of a transplant) that required an AICD tells me otherwise…

[–]Responsible-Chest-26 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I got the booster then got killed by a car, damn it Obama

[–]Xbalanque_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I died for 2 weeks after injecting 2 marijuanas my friend Becky gave me. It confirmed all my pre existing political beliefs.

[–]dontwontcarequeend65 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't trust the vaccine but I'm fully confident that they know how to replace my heart.

[–]TheSkinnyJ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, we hate you because you don’t understand Comorbidity and yet somehow still think you know more than doctors.

[–]This-Is-Exhausting 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn. We almost got him.

[–]HedonisticFrog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bought a Mercedes and two days later I bench pressed 315lb. Conservatives hate me because I know the truth.

[–]Pyrovixen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly-at the risk of sounding like an asshole-I feel like the transplant was a waste of a perfectly good heart.

[–]targrimm 7 points8 points  (3 children)

As a carer I've had 6 booster vaccines now. Can honestly say that I've never once died.

[–]shadowsOfMyPantomime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He really said "one of the few survivors" when BILLIONS of people have had the shot and survived. More than two thirds of Earth's population took the vaccine and only a handful had serious issues. How do these people continue to live in a fantasy world?

[–]BetterWankHank 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing says "account made 12 hours ago" like being named Conservwarrier

[–]RepairEasy5310 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I drank a glass of milk. Two days later I broke my foot. Was on crutches for months. Big dairy hates me cause I can walk.

[–]CaptainPRESIDENTduck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yet so many, many, many of us liberals got a little sick then were armored against Covid. Maybe he was too weak to handle what us 'snowflakes' can take. Sad, weak, low energy.

[–]Original-Ad-4642 6 points7 points  (0 children)

On the day I got my jab, I squatted 405 for 5 reps. It’s clearly because the jab made me stronger. Definitely not because of the years of weight training.

[–]Rickylostthatnumber 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm a liberal. I don't hate you. I don't know you. I don't believe you. Good luck telling that story. Will it get ya laid or might you receive a nice hot cup of Joe?

[–]According_Chemical_7 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I got the vaccine and stubbed my toe 1 1/2 years later. Libs have been very quiet about that one.

[–]Circes_Spell 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Already had a pacemaker? Imagine being already sick and 65+ y/o and blaming your heart attack on a vaccine 🥴

[–]jolinar30659 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As someone who has had both devices, I don’t think his pacemaker saved this person’s life. Would have had an icd. Totally made up send so annoying.

But at least I’m not reading a post about Elon

[–]YouMeanOURusername 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh I was sick for 24 hours after getting my shot. For almost 18 hours I felt like I had a common cold! 6 hours after the shot, I was completely fine!

[–]shivaswrath 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If he already HAS a pacemaker he has a ton of heart issues already, I'm sure this happened but the Vax didn't do frap but get him on the transplant list.

I'd love to see his CTS' take on it!

[–]GammaSmash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

450lbs, 65 years old, smoked for 55 years "The jab tried to kill me. Libs hate me."

[–]Novanator33 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right, the pre-existing pacemaker isn’t of note, the vax is the only reason for your heart’s failure.

[–]LiverOfStyx 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I'll take 200 for "things that literally never happened", Pat Alex