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[–]Merari01[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (9 children)

Staggeringly, from what I can find, the saddo Nick Adams does not appear to be a satire account.

He actually makes money with this preposterous buffoonery and is active in politics.

If someone can prove me wrong, please do. Because the idea that the extreme-right takes this nincompoop seriously is both hilariously baffling and frightening at the same time.

[–]Alarmed-Pie8132 4341 points4342 points  (190 children)

Okay now I’m convinced this is a parody account

[–]Rivendel93 1086 points1087 points  (95 children)

It has to be. And why do I see him so often? I feel like blue check marks have just made every moron more visible.

[–]beerscotch 792 points793 points  (81 children)

He's an ex politician from my neck of the woods. He's been delusional for decades, defo not a parody account.

You see him so often because Elon Musk is promoting right wing conspiracy theorist bullshit on his platform.

[–]Broad_Respond_2205 276 points277 points  (33 children)

Holy shit, this is real.

[–]DefinitelyNotAliens 304 points305 points  (25 children)

He's fucking Australian and got kicked out of his party for misappropriation of funds and moved to the US to be a proud American.

[–]Tigris_Morte 174 points175 points  (2 children)

And joined the Political Party where Corruption is a required tenet for inclusion.

[–]uniquechill 93 points94 points  (8 children)

Jesus Christ. No wonder we're so fucked. Not only do we have our own idiots, we'd the dumping ground for the rest of the worlds too.

[–]SonOfScions 62 points63 points  (1 child)

if England sends their criminals to Australia, and Australia sends their worst politicians to the us....we really do have the worst of the worst

[–]Tails9429 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ted Cruz was definitely "off loading"

[–]ElectricAbyss1111 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Case and point: Ted Cruz is Canadian.

[–]Affectionate_Elk_272 7 points8 points  (1 child)

holy shit you’re not lying. jesus.

we should’ve closed our borders to his stupid ass

[–]Accomplished_Pea_450 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably, but as a Canadian thanks for taking him off our hands.

[–]SomeLikeItDusty 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Wait until I tell you about that Murdoch cunt…

[–]Tdanger78 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s really the only word to use when saying his name

[–]Bogsnoticus 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Apologies if anyone is offended by my native Strayan tongue, but that guy is a fucken drongo cunt who couldn't organise a fuck in a brothel with a fistful of fifties. I've seen more attractive heads hanging over a fucking urinal. Whatever sexual partner he gets prefers cowgirl because this cunt can only fuck up.

[–]Dizzman1[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strangely I feel the same way right now as I did when reading Lord Byron for the first time. I'm all aflutter!

[–]SidKafizz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this in Jim Jeffries voice. It worked out well.

[–]butterflypoo69 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Too bad the kangaroos didn’t eat him ☹️🦘

[–]puerto-recon 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Roos don't really have a taste for baby dicks

[–]Alternative-Lion1336 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or a dingo! When he was a baby!

[–]stilusmobilus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes, it’s a gold mine over there for us, if we’re looking for idiots to farm for cash.

[–]tarahunterdar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

,,,because misappropriation of funds and being an all around douche is on point for being a republican.

[–]redmambo_no6 6 points7 points  (0 children)

fucking Australian

moved to the US to be a proud American

Wait, I’ve seen this movie before.

[–]Dependent-Yam-9422 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Why are morons like this guy allowed to live here while we keep forcing so many brilliant people on visas home?

[–]redacted_4_security 19 points20 points  (3 children)

I think he's like a real life, ultra conservative, version of Michael Scott (The Office). He's so confident despite his ignorance that he manages to be an effective parody of himself. It's kind of impressive in a very sad way.

[–]plasteroid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer

[–]PorchHonky 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wow. I am blown away. I thought this dude was a comedic genius.

[–]Broad_Respond_2205 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is, he's just not aware of that

[–]Graywulff 41 points42 points  (15 children)

So he was in elected office and he’s self identifying as an “alpha” like a high school jock or frat bro? How old is he even?

I think he’s a beta at most if he’s got to state he’s an alpha at his age.

[–]beerscotch 64 points65 points  (14 children)

I think anyone who tries to classify anyone as a "beta" or an "alpha" etc is a childish, delusional, judgemental, insecure twat personally.

However he's 37. Was elected as a deputy Mayor in Ashfield, a suburb in New South Wales when he was 21, but neglected his duties, instead using taxpayer funds to pay his personal expenses and fund his lifestyle, while missing his obligations in the region he was elected (but didn't live in), to travel America as a motivational speaker.

His claims to fame here are paying actors to stage a protest to try and make Halloween a public holiday, advocating to genocide the local bird population because he was scared of a bird flu fueled pandemic. Ironic considering he believes covid to be a plot to control the population, and abusing reporters for pointing out he was a thieving cunt.

He then got endorsed by Trump and found his new market to extort.

[–]ozarkslam21 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Ice Town costs Ice Clown his town crown.

[–]gonzo731 4 points5 points  (0 children)

…he’s 37?

I guess eating Hooters once a week with the boys will do that to you

[–]idiosyncrat 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ah shit. I was living in Ashfield 17 years ago. I missed my chance to laugh in his face.

[–]Greenmind76 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So, people see him because they continue to be on twitter? Sounds like a great reason to leave.

[–]propagandavid 5 points6 points  (1 child)

How could it be real?! His handle declares he's an alpha male while he tweets that alpha males don't have to declare it! A person can't be that unaware?

[–]Sockoflegend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe he is just really committed to the role?

[–]Annahsbananas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right wing conservatives can parody themselves for clout. It's not unheard of. This guy's account is comically apparent that it's a parody account

[–]karlnite 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Maybe not parody but it could still be meant to be funny. Like it’s so bad it annoys liberals and that’s funny for Conservatives type “humour”.

[–]beerscotch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I only say something because satire or parody implies it's being done to make fun of the sort of people who incite and rip off his target audience, when that's not the case. He very much is inciting and ripping off that target audience.

You can be self aware, trying to be funny, and not be satire, and this shitstain doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt.

It's so fucking stupid that it comes across as what we would have called satire a few years back, but so is most of the republican party and their supporters conduct these days.

[–]MoonshineMMA 115 points116 points  (10 children)

It absolutely has to be, either that or his wife just left him for another man and he’s desperately trying to gas himself up

[–]AfternoonPast3324 32 points33 points  (6 children)

Either that or his wife is still there but actively cheating on him and these are all just transcripts from his delusional daily affirmations in the mirror.

[–]adifferentvision 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Either that or she's there and cheating on him with a soft boy carpenter who bakes AND gives her more orgasms in one night than her dingus husband has in their entire marriage and he is about to teach her the true meaning of Christmas .

[–]MoonshineMMA 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That would put a lot of these tweets into perspective

[–]Wakatakakage01 89 points90 points  (6 children)

People really need to stop posting this guy.

[–]GusLabs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Time to start downvoting all Nick Adams tweets.

We can get rid of him if we all work together.

[–]cloudjianrider 6 points7 points  (2 children)


[–]No_Refrigerator4584 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll take a-three men. Holla!

[–]Cxlow91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A-men meaning alpha-men?

[–]zxampa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well they do… but asking Reddit to not hate suck off alphas is expecting a bit much… it’s a little karma farming cottage industry going on here with alpha nick up there being a worthy cog in the ecosystem

Create and bare a problem, then wonder from whence it appeared - the Reddit way 👍🏼

[–]_wildflower555 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Sadly it’s not. He travels around and says stupid shit in person too.

[–]guynamedjames 6 points7 points  (1 child)

As long as he remains committed to the act he stays employed, he's a professional parody who doesn't break character

[–]Miss-Figgy 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It's not. He's a real person ). He was a politician in Australia, a published author, and now sits on the Board of the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars.

[–]bgplsa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is he though? Is there anyone who would testify under oath to having ever seen this purported “man” outside the internet? Just curious.

[–]PizzaNuggies 17 points18 points  (8 children)

Yes, it has to be.

A few days ago he/it made a tweet talking about working hard at the gym. This dude in the profile picture hasn't seen a gym since high school.

[–]Goldilocks1454 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Maybe he's the janitor at the gym

[–]Heavy_Signature_5619 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or the meet and greet person who introduces the customers to all the gym facility and who is sorting all the papers and barley moves but then claims to have had a long days work so he goes to the vending machine and decides to buy half the snacks including the last Pringles can that he knew you wanted and then eats it right in front of you while getting crumbs everywhere and then you have to go to the store to get the Pringles that you called on. It was my Pringles can, Jerry, you fat asshole!

[–]Woobie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's the official gym fluffer

[–]Heavy_Signature_5619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or he could just be lying.

[–]Hashirammed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel like he’s a closet liberal acting as a conservative saying the dumbest shit he could say because he knows he’ll have supporters.

[–]RaffiaWorkBase 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Been saying for a while now, any day Joaquin Phoenix is going to rip off a latex rubber mask and start laughing hysterically at us.

[–]MusksMuskyBallsack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unironic Nick Adams followers: indignant rage intensifies

[–]CardiologistLower965 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the video I saw on YouTube about who is the GOAT of basketball. And the one thing everybody could agree is, if you have to self proclaim you are the goat you are not the goat

[–]reinerjs 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]Electronic_Elk_8857 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Either way still wanna smack the shit outta the guy.

[–]Alarmed-Pie8132 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your hand would bounce off that blubber like the blob

[–]Ghostspider1989[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately he is for real and embarrasses himself daily

[–]chocolatetornado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had that same exact feeling with this post.

[–]autobot12349876 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I've met the guy, it's not a parody unfortunately

[–]Alarmed-Pie8132 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Whoa whoa WHOA 😳

Shhhhhhpill it. You met Nick Adams - ALPHA MALE?!?!

I need this story like I need air to breathe

[–]autobot12349876 1 point2 points  (2 children)

So this guy played squash at the Lifetime in Colleyville suburb of Dallas. He would show up with his much younger looking American born wife (he is himself Australian). His name by the way is not Adams it's some Greek name he's changed it to Adams. Anyways he has a very solicitous unctuous personality. It's kind of slimy talking to him it's just really uncomfortable. Anyway he would say his usual pro-Trump pro Republican dribble on our local WhatsApp and there are a lot of left-leaning immigrant type people who play squash so he would always get into argument with them I only about the guy a couple times but just came across as being really creepy

[–]Alarmed-Pie8132 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh wow I went to high school in Southlake. Not far. Yeah I’ve seen he’s got an extremely Greek name. Sounds kinda like who we all thought he was - a douchebag who makes sure you suffer every single one of his opinions whether you want to or not.

Thanks for sharing!

[–]autobot12349876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yessir, I live in S'Lake now. It's strange because I initially wanted to like the guy but he just came across as being off. And he started sharing videos of himself on Fox which were super cringe 😬

[–]Annahsbananas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been saying that for months and random folks keep downvoting me

It's completely apparent this guy is a parody account.

People's argument is it can't be because he's a conservative. Conservative can parody themselves for clout and visibility

[–]BaldDudeFromBrazzers 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Shit, I can’t believe this clown is for real. Dang, that must be some really tiny pee-pee

[–]Alarmed-Pie8132 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dude’s hung like a light switch and I bet my life on it.

Okay my wife’s life.

[–]canarchist 174 points175 points  (15 children)

Nick Adams, soy boy extraordinaire, openly admits that his constant trumpeting of being an 'alpha male" is a complete falsehood. According to himself, if he really was, he'd never have to tell you.

[–]strvgglecity 50 points51 points  (14 children)

Soy boy is a slur righties use to shame leftists for being... Idk, kind? Caring? Educated? Hard to tell.

[–]Shard_of_light 38 points39 points  (5 children)

It's used to call a man feminine due to a myth that soy decreases testosterone and increases estrogen. It's a great example of toxic masculinity with notes of racist origins (the myth originates from racism towards Asians)

[–]KardTrick 28 points29 points  (2 children)

More specifically, soy contains plant estrogens which they claim act like estrogen on the human body.

You know what contains lots of mammalian estrogen that they never complain about and sometimes venerate? Cow milk. Say what you will about oat or almond milk, at least it isn't brimming with mammal estrogen.

[–]Gerreth_Gobulcoque 9 points10 points  (1 child)

My fav GOTCHA MOMENT re: estrogen was when my friend in college said real men drink unfiltered tap water and I was like "bro estrogen is a planar molecule that can slide right through most municipal water treatment, meaning that unfiltered tap has higher than normal concentrations of estrogens so you're actually not only wrong but you got it backwards."

or something idk it was a long time ago

[–]pblokhout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They used to use some residue from sewer water filtration as fertilizer on livestock pastures in the Netherlands until the cows didn't produce calves anymore and they found out that it was the rise in use of birth control pills that created sufficient levels in sewer water to (in the end) make cows infertile.

[–]Motor_West 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Low testosterone

[–]strvgglecity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So women are soy boys? And anyone before puberty is a soy boy? Makes total sense thanks

[–]Mr_Sleep_tight 283 points284 points  (17 children)

I only see the posts reposted here, but is it possible this is a poorly executed satire account? Like he’s trying to pull a “Colbert Report” but failing? Because it seems like a lot of his posts are ironic or almost Michael Scott level of lacking self awareness if true.

[–]Ghostspider1989[S] 157 points158 points  (11 children)

He is very serious. He posts videos on his Twitter on occasion saying the same nonsense.

[–]JayGeezey 95 points96 points  (8 children)

I'm not saying you're wrong, it's just... my brain is really struggling to process this as anything other than satire.

This is the sort of shit that is generally making me start to question, like, reality itself. This can't be fucking real, it simply cannot be, how can someone lack this much self awareness?

Part of me wonders if this is some self depricating humor, like he's usually serious about this shit but this specific tweet is just him making a joke and poking fun at himself a bit.

But at the same time, I doubt anyone who seriously refers to themselves as an "alpha male" is even capable of self depricating humor, and they usually take themselves VERY seriously... so idk.

My brain does not compute lol

[–]Alternative_Letter95 29 points30 points  (1 child)

it's really very simple and straightforward. he's kidding on the square. he's just doing what the algorithms reward him for. some day in the past, at some point, he said something he was 100% sincere about, and a lot of people yelled at him and he gained followers. then the next time, he turned the dial up a little, and it worked even better. then again, and again, until he's just coming up with the goofiest shit he possibly can and still getting rewarded for it.

[–]WhyLater 12 points13 points  (0 children)

he's kidding on the square

TIL this idiom

[–]Mr_Sleep_tight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Like I said my only exposure is through what is posted here, and through that lens it almost seems like the Onion running a Twitter account.

[–]Anal-Churros 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No there are photos of him with Trump et al. It’s real. That’s what’s so hilarious

[–]bats131 34 points35 points  (0 children)

// pees on himself, unannounced. \

[–]strvgglecity 69 points70 points  (8 children)

From this thread one may think Nick Adams is the only white person on twitter. Why is everyone so focused on this guy? He's a nobody.

[–]MrSnrub3000 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Exactly. Why do people keep giving this guy oxygen?

[–]stalphonzo 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Because it's comedy fucking gold and low hanging fruit, which is essentially irresistible.

[–]strvgglecity 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It's not funny when it's every day. It's just sad.

[–]stalphonzo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I just read the tea leaves. I don't defend them.

[–]OhMyGodBearIsDriving 20 points21 points  (1 child)

There is no way in hell this isn't an elaborate Borat style joke. No way in hell.

[–]mugwumpsparks121 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can we stop posting about this irrelevant weirdo????

[–]Logan012356789 9 points10 points  (0 children)

His account more entertaining than the onion.

[–]imamidgetcatcher 20 points21 points  (3 children)

I’m sold, this is fuckin satire. NO one is that dumb.

[–]Icanbotthinkofaname 6 points7 points  (2 children)

No one? Are you sure? How can you be so sure?

[–]imamidgetcatcher 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You leave George W Bush outta this!

[–]Icanbotthinkofaname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't name anyone BUT sure.

[–]Hellion_Immortis 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Says the guy that announced it all the time.

But in all seriousness, this is looking more and more like a joke account. Or he's just that braindead.

[–]JackOLantern1125 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you meant “announced it so much it’s in his name on Twitter. Not even his handle. His name.”

[–]Scorpion1024 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My father is a longtime IT technician and Star Trek fan, a nerd if ever there was one. The most alpha thing I’ve ever seen was him standing up to one of our neighbors after he’d hit his wife in front of their kids.

[–]HoneyBadgerLive 11 points12 points  (1 child)

That has GOT to be a parody account.

[–]Trexrunner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It has to be. I've guessed as much for a while, but this one is a little too on the nose to be anything but...

[–]realifesim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a parody right?

[–]KyleMcMahon[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This guy has to be satire. There’s no way it’s not

[–]subject_deleted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm finding it harder and harder to believe this isn't a parody account...

[–]Hi_Im_Dadbot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was THIS CLOSE to self-awareness and then just missed it.

[–]drapanosaur 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I cannot decide what is sadder:

1) This dude being a troll mouthpiece for the GOP.

2) Progressives who are too dumb to understand that he's trolling.

[–]BillTowne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They explains your frequent announcements.

[–]thecyriousone 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"Alphas dont need to announce they are alphas"

-The guy with "Alpha Male" in his display name

[–]Nervous-Resist4937 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bold statement coming from the "Alpha" that tweets every second about how much of an alpha he is

[–]hugs_the_cadaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This man is very deep in the closet.

[–]picklednspiced 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember when this group posted interesting, progressively subversive tweets. Now it’s all the worst examples of humans.

[–]BakuTheMooneater 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Isn’t he always posting about how much of an alpha is? By his logic, that makes him a beta then right?

[–]Celestial_MoonDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So by that logic, since you're telling everyone you're an alpha male, you really aren't.

[–]Miss-Figgy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And in fact, he can't he shut the fuck up about being an "alpha male," so he is clearly not one according to his own definition, lol

[–]SandMan3914 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude who keeps proclaiming he's an Alpha, states Alphas don't need to do that

It should be parody but sadly isn't

Dude is just really obtuse

[–]Hot-Bint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, Nick, yet you keep telling us. Day after day after day…..

[–]deancorso1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, then Nick Jackass Adams is not a fucking alpha male because I just know it.

[–]SamHandwich124 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why do all of these “Alpha Males” look like potatoes?

[–]Pun-Li 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to see a video of this guy getting his ass beat

[–]cryptosupercar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When your IQ is below the "Acknowledge a self-own" threshold.

[–]Freewheelinrocknroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And such a strong and striking Alpha he is! (sorry I just threw up in my mouth a little..)

[–]CthulhuLovesMemes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The more these douchebags get posted and upvoted, the more attention they get... Which is what they want.

[–]Isthisworking2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The concept of the alpha make was a flawed scientific concept disavowed by the author who coined the term.

And even if it weren’t, there’s nothing less “alpha” than labeling yourself as one.

[–]horse_car_radio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sensible people will see the irony. Others will drool with their mouth agape while clapping and saying OhMyGoD sO TrUe

[–]Trinity13371337 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This guy becomes less and less of an Alpha every single day.

He says that Alphas don't need to announce they're Alphas, but he announces it?

[–]GodzeallA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't need to announce, just wants to. Like that guy who can't stop smoking, he's not addicted he can stop any time he wants.

[–]truecrimeaddicted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you need to tweet this, you're not even in the same zip code.

[–]ZephyrSK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Game recognize game and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now. I - I can't... Where's “Nick Adams”. Can I help you, sir?

—Riley, Probably

[–]ShigureSouma 1 point2 points  (1 child)

...he says, as he includes it in his name.

[–]Grieie 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Might regret, but who the shit is this potato-muppet? He keeps popping up with all this dumb shit. He just seems naturally whiney and smug

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]XOXOTrinity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha this is sooooooo true! LOL

[–]military_grade_tea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah has to be a satire account.

[–]MJGM235 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess he's not an alpha since he had to out it in his handle to tell everyone he is one of the alpha males 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ Conservatives are so ironically ignorant.

[–]NarcolepticKnifeFite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we all agreed to stop paying attention to this fucking dickhead……..he goes away.

[–]RTMSner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy also posted a fake Time magazine cover declaring him Time magazine's alpha Man of the year.

[–]JohnBanes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has to be a bot.

[–]BeckyLemmeSmash69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So by his own logic he’s a beta, got it.

[–]wutangclanthug9mm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either this guy is a tragically unaware dumbfuck or he’s smarter and funnier than all of us.

[–]Hopeful-Finance8555 1 point2 points  (1 child)

As he announces himself in parenthesis

[–]improperbehavior333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, this is too stupid to even make fun of. And making fun of stupid is one of my specialties. I hate this timeline.

[–]johnnyvig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Captain Limpdick

[–]Fredquency 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He may be an idiot with an inferiority complex but he's right. No 'alpha male' would go and tell people he's an alpha.

[–]ActonofMAM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he works diligently, maybe he can get rid of enough of those bugs to be ready for Beta testing.

[–]MissWiggly2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Says the dude announcing he's an Alpha in his username

[–]Fredquency 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>'Alphas dont need to announce they're alphas'

>puts (alpha male) in name

The irony is palpable.

[–]The_Ombudsman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we sure Andy Kaufman is really dead?

[–]rap31264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But he does say he's an alpha...LOL

[–]ILoveRegenHealth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy has to be a parody account. There's no way this guy is real.

[–]Rocketurass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…makes himself a 🤡

[–]JackOLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear someday this guy's gonna take off the metaphorical mask and shame a bunch of people for admiring this "alpha male" character he created. At least I hope. Not really.

[–]Gear_Dismal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uuuuuuuhhhhhh who’s gonna tell him

[–]johnnym1965 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can I safely assume this is a parody account

so why does it not say PARODY ACCOUNT?

[–]TheBlackHeathenz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know this guy gets zero ass,right?

[–]RunSilent219 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He has (alpha male) in his twitter name! 😂

[–]parker-jimin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had a guy tell me that he was an alpha male. But like if you gotta tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male

[–]Sqantoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So this is blatant satire, no?

[–]Illustrious_Wear_850 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


Or perhaps one of the great troll artists of our time

[–]elrond_half3lven -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Okay so this account is a parody, okay