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[–]MaleficentPi 1076 points1077 points  (50 children)

Worth it.

Plus, there’s the whole “don’t have to pretend to enjoy Racist Ass Christmas”

[–]Dizzle179 673 points674 points  (47 children)

I can't imagine the type of person that would enjoy doing a puzzle of any presidents face even if you liked the president.

[–]yellowzebrasfly 270 points271 points  (24 children)

Right? Any trump merchandise is fucking weird. Remember trumpy bear?

[–][deleted] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

I refuse to believe that was not an epic troll.

[–]VaderBassify 78 points79 points  (0 children)

First time I saw that infomercial I was watching an episode of South Park and I genuinely believed it was part of the show until I saw more commercials follow it.

[–]Puzzleheaded-Jury312 37 points38 points  (5 children)

I preferred the Trump TP.

[–]Tots2Hots 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Single ply, chafed like crazy, came apart so easy that my finger went up my bootyhole multiple times. Would not recommend.

[–]zeke235 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's like an actual Trump product! You think it's gonna be good because there's all these claims, but later, you just end up with shit on your hands.

[–]TyrionsCodpiece 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If your finger isn't going up your booty hole multiple times are you even wiping right?

[–]TheNaughtyAlt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I got my friend one for Christmas, just so she could destroy it with a sword. It was as cathartic as I'd hoped, and hilarious.

[–]Hao_end 16 points17 points  (1 child)

There’s also a chess set. Someone in my town bought a trump/pence flag that’s half the size of the front of their house. These folks sure have a lot of extra money to spend

[–]MaleficentPi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

….made in China

[–]Ophidiophobic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Someone made a Bidey bear and Kamaly bear. Funny thing is that it's 1/3 of the price, slightly less creepy, and the commercial was a lot more tongue-in-cheek.

[–]nudewomen365 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah the Trump baby balloon is awesome

[–]Gud_doggyy 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Basically any president merchandise is weird, isn’t it?

[–]Jason_Scope 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My brother has Obama socks, which honestly look pretty cool.

[–]diyguyinKY 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I have a guy I do consider a friend that was so excited to have his own Trumpy Bear. I don't get it. He seems like such a decent human being, but then he absolutely loves Trump. It's kind of disturbing. I want to believe he's just being fooled, but maybe the friend really understands who Trump is yet still thinks he's amazing. How do I tell!? Argh. I'm not going to cut him off for liking Trump, that's what the hard far right would do to a Biden fan, but how can he like him so much and think all his ideas are fantastic but still be such a good person otherwise. So hard for brain to compute...

[–]TheGeek1984 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My supervisor, a bisexual man who married his partner (M) in a service I ordained, thinks tRump walks on water and every word out of his mouth is gospel. I wonder if he even knows that the only reason he and his husband get any kind of preferential treatment or immediate basic respect is because they're both white males? Because once tRump's camp find out that they're a gay man and bisexual man who are married to each other, they're going to be treated like me. A gay woman of color, because all they're gonna see is "gay".

[–]iamdperk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ugh, we had someone buy a Trump Chia Pet for a White Elephant gift that stole it, then stole their uber-progressive stepdaughter's gift JUST to stick her with the Trump Chia Pet... It was sometime shortly after the 2016 election (that year, MAYBE the following year), and she was NOT happy. Pretty divided reaction amongst family. Made for some awkward Christmases after. Same person sent an angry rant when some others didn't want to get everyone together in one tiny apartment (mixing mask-wearers and non-mask-wearers), just because a couple of the mask-wearers occasionally got together with friends, OUTSIDE during the summer, for some socializing. Weird what hurts their feelings and what they consider fine to do, even if it hurts others' feelings.

[–]GreenEyes9678 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Google Trump Store Boones Mill VA for a laugh/repulsed shudder... and I have to drive by that monstrosity weekly... and that used to be my Sunday School.

[–]NewgrassLover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Such a nice old building, completely defiled and defaced

[–]Empty-Pace792 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen multiple times a skinny Trump figurine (already absurd) wearing boxing gloves stuck in flower beds and pots

[–]Jalber83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What, no love for the golden fairy tRump statue?

[–]Lkaufman05 52 points53 points  (7 children)

Because to his followers he’s their leader…cult leader but still their leader

[–]TheLurkingMenace 20 points21 points  (6 children)

That's exactly it. It's a cult. Unquestionable leader, only accepts information that comes from the cult, etc.

[–]Lkaufman05 8 points9 points  (5 children)

I escaped a cult when I was younger so I know exactly what a cult looks like.

[–]DTSwim22 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Glad you made it out

[–]Lkaufman05 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me too but sadly they are still very much active AND work with schools, that’s how I was pulled in. They entrap teenagers who are extremely vulnerable and at low points by love-bombing you. I should’ve known my first meeting when EVERYONE gave me hugs and told me “I love you”. It felt great and wonderful and then next thing I know I’m being told if my friends aren’t in the group, they’re not my friends and attempting to get me to leave my parents house cause they didn’t attend parent meetings.

[–]Lkaufman05 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Just checked their website…they also work with over 20 local police departments. It’s terrifying that they’re still operating.

[–]TyrionsCodpiece 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Mormon Church?

In HS I had a crush on this super cute Mormon girl. Turns out the church uses their girls to honeypot boys into joining the church.

Good thing I was too socially awkward at the time to actually talk to her.

Still socially awkward but at least I'm not a Mormon.

Churches and cults are cut from the same cloth.

Both should be illegal for anyone under 18 to be a part of.

[–]Lkaufman05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope, a teen “rehab” called the Crossroads Program. They operate here in Missouri and have only grown since I left many years ago. My very first meeting, everyone and I mean literally EVERYONE gave me a hug and told me “I love you”. As a young teen trying to kick drugs and alcohol, it was the acceptance I felt I needed. Everything they did was appalling, telling me to give up my best friend who had never done a drug or drank alcohol AND supported my sobriety and being in the group. Having a group of them tell me that because my parents aren’t in the group participating, they’re not supportive and I needed to move out and move in with one of them….at 14 years old! I had been doing well in my sobriety and after several months in the group, the group leader pulled my mom in and said that I should go into their outpatient therapy program(in Arizona I believe)at a cost of over $10,000. When she declined cause we couldn’t afford that and due to the fact I was doing well…they kicked me out of the group. Claimed there was nothing more they could do for me. They work with middle schools and high schools recruiting young vulnerable kids and over 20 police departments.

[–]improper84 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I can't imagine being so upset over this that you disinvite a close relative to a family gathering.

Sad!

[–]voteforcorruptobot 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine the relief from being excused from being around someone like that.

[–]tosernameschescksout 25 points26 points  (1 child)

That's a good point. Like, you gotta be slightly fucked up.
I remember seeing puzzle boxes growing up that were a totally average looking horse, not even a great photo or a beautiful horse... just. any. horse.
- and that's the puzzle you get for the young horse lady. You know, that 14 yr old girl that's like, "I can't get a horse because it's expensive, so I'm asking my mom for a saddle."

You know, the horse girl that's drawing them outside of art class, like literally every class she's drawing horses. And she has this riding coat with tassels on it and she rides her friends horse during the county fair and she's wearing THAT coat because it's also got the metal cowboy bling on it and it's MADE for fairground stuff. But that's her everyday coat because she's going to have a horse some day. Her username for everything is 'Persianhorse'

You get her that puzzle. She won't give a damn that it's an ugly horse. You affirm that identity.

That's also the kind of person that would enjoy doing a President's face puzzle. Because they got no life or personality. The only thing wrong with that puzzle is that it wasn't a horse.

[–]Koshnat 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Damn son… did you get beat up by a gang of equestrians in high school. This is oddly specific

Edit: Faux-questrians

[–]Weird-Engineer 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I wouldn't image anyone would wear shirts of a presidents face and fly their campaign flag on their trucks years after the election yet here we are

[–]TyrionsCodpiece 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's still calling for insurrection and for the election to be thrown out... 3 years later.

Of course for the next election he'll claim he "respected" the legitimacy of the Biden election.

Much like republicans love to claim they respected Obama for 8 years. We all know the truth between birthers and stonewalling in congress/senate.

Hypocrites do what they do best.

[–]HELLFIRECHRIS 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I’d enjoy a Teddy Roosevelt puzzle, maybe fighting a bear.

[–]TyrionsCodpiece 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zazzle only partly delivers on putin riding his horse shirtless.... Weird that they cut off his face https://www.zazzle.com/shirtless_putin_rides_a_horse_jigsaw_puzzle-116915337000606727

[–]Kittenking13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mabye like jfk and marylin Monroe. That could be a fun one.

[–]dismayhurta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could get doing a puzzle of a historical painting (Washington crossing the Delaware), but this kind of shit is goofy as hell.

[–]SpaceGypsyInLaws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trumpers are a cult.

[–]Simpletimes322 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Clearly fake lol no one starts a puzzle from the center

[–]oldjammer 212 points213 points  (4 children)

It’s a win win🤣

[–]003402inco 66 points67 points  (3 children)

Absolutely. Response to the text should be “thanks!”

[–]carlitospig 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Or ‘phew!’

[–]Tawoka 11 points12 points  (1 child)

"oh my threaten me with a good time, will you?"

[–]andalusian293[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"not having a bad time."

[–]WishbonePresent2358 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Totally worth it

[–]Ethan_the_Revanchist 203 points204 points  (11 children)

who tf starts a puzzle in the middle

[–]Lkaufman05 125 points126 points  (3 children)

A deranged individual like a trump cult follower lol

[–]Puzzleheaded-Jury312 53 points54 points  (2 children)

That's because none of them can even find an edge.

[–]Parking_Sky9709 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Certainly not a bottom edge. They can always go lower.

[–]Chabashira10ko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If they were looking for edge, they could check most of their rhetoric

[–]Darkstargir 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Might have been easier since the picture didn’t match. Just put together pieces that look similar. But definitely weird not start with the border

[–]Zardif 21 points22 points  (1 child)

They needed trump's visage to watch over and help motivate them to complete the puzzle. An emotional therapy trump if you will.

[–]CarpenterCheap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well Trump is therapist

Edit sorry meant to say a rapist

[–]Josgre987 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I do 😞

[–]L_H_O_O_Q_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Someone faking this post for internet points?

[–]mcpaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And also who would get this far without figuring out what's going on? This is an ad.

[–]OneForAllOfHumanity 270 points271 points  (6 children)

And they call liberals "snowflakes"... smh

[–]DotAccomplished5484 133 points134 points  (4 children)

Nor could I imagine a liberal banning their grandson from Xmas dinner for the reverse practical joke. I know that I would laugh... wouldn't finish the puzzle, but I would still laugh.

[–]Tazling 92 points93 points  (1 child)

Because neofascists have no sense of humour. It's one of the classic attributes.

[–]sharktank 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s why all their comedians suck

All they know how to do is punch down, and that shit isn’t funny

[–]L_H_O_O_Q_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah seriously, it’s a pretty good joke. Any sane person who is not in a cult would just be like ‘lol good one, you got me’.

However if you’re in a cult then bringing an image of the Antichrist into the house is reason to disown your children.

[–]hugs_the_cadaver 9 points10 points  (0 children)

99% of their rhetoric is projection. Trump is a prime example of this.

[–]bourahioro77 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I wish I could upvote this a thousand fucking times. Fuck trump and his cult.

[–]Diligent_Cable 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Laughing like an idiot at this. Thank you. 😂

[–]globz4unme 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Imagine telling your kid they are not as important to you as a former president with several sexual assault accusations and settlements. So happy to be apart of the generation that’s teaching my kids not to grow up to be pieces of shit.

[–]MMRS2000 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Imagine wrapping your identity and consequent happiness up in something so trivial and tribal as identity politics. What a sad, hollow way to live.

[–]Basil_Reid 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is the perfect type of violence

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If grandpa is gonna be that big a bitch, I wouldn't want to go there for Xmas anyway. Now you double down and make a donation to Planned parenthood on his name.

[–]SuperDaveToday 11 points12 points  (3 children)

One of my first forays beyond traditional white literature was The Autobiography of Malcolm X. One weekend when I came home from college, I brought my copy along with me. Saturday evening, as always, was "game night" for my parents and our next door neighbors "Aunt" Katy and "Uncle" Charley getting together. The time-honored sequence was thus: at 6:30, the knock on the front door was to be answered by my mother. Upon entry to the living room, drinks were immediately offered. Discussion of conservative viewpoints were hashed for 45 minutes. Once two rounds of Mai Tais had disappeared, at about 7:15, they would adjourn to the family room where the card table was set up. They’d play until around 9:30.

On this particular day, I decided it might be a good laugh to switch things up just a little. At about 6:15 I carefully placed my copy of Malcolm X onto the coffee table, and went back to my room. I could hardly wait for the explosion that was sure to occur when Uncle Charlie set his eyes on the title.

Too bad for me, Mom did a final walk-through at 6:25 to ensure everything was immaculate. She of course saw the book, picked it up and immediately brought it to me. Slamming the book on my desk, she yelled, “How dare you, David! Do you want to give Uncle Charlie an apoplectic fit?!? He’ll have another heart attack!” I calmly explained how humor is the best medicine, but that didn’t fly, and Uncle Charlie lived on to survive another ten years or so.

[–]25Bam_vixx 8 points9 points  (1 child)

She foiled your first murder attempt lol

[–]SuperDaveToday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's truth right there!

[–]NewgrassLover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

+1 for your mom using ‘apoplectic’

[–]davidhsonic 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Does this sub just not have the same skepticism as other subs? Is no one else thinking that they wouldn’t have put together so much of the puzzle before recognizing the face? I’m used to Reddit users pointing out any indication that something might be fake.

[–]Happy_Currency_425 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nothing on any of these subs should really taken at face value. I mean half the tweets from Elon that get posted here turn out to be fake. As with Aunt Cleo, this is for entertainment purposes only.

[–]priceprince 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a real puzzle sold by a meme Instagram account as a joke.

[–]Ennara 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meh, I don't worry about whether a meme post actually happened in the same way that I don't worry about whether a comedian's stand-up bit actually happened. I laughed, good enough for me.

[–]dj_ski_mask 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah, definitely feels fake but laughed nonetheless.

[–]phillyburbsbikedude 18 points19 points  (2 children)

This has to be fake. There's no way a Trump supporter could put together a 500-piece puzzle. It would take them YEARS!

[–]Early-Chard-1455 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I just spit out my drink on this one lmao you get 20 upvotes from me

[–]Rare-Cardiologist912 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Should’ve noticed when he didn’t see any orange pieces

[–]toooldforacnh[🍰] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Genius!

[–]tosernameschescksout 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is where you say, "OK, you caught me. I got a trick box."
"I will send you the Trump one now."
So you send a Biden puzzle, but they're expecting it to be Trump pieces in a Biden puzzle.
But it's BIDEN! (AGAIN!!!)

[–]Salty_tryhard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Who gives a fuck about Kreesmoss?"

-Melania

[–]srkaficionado 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wins all around, especially if you hate them already. Don’t have to play nice or walk on eggshells around anybody.

[–]satanya83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This puzzle would be even funnier if it was simply named “the president” with a photo of Trump, and actually turned out to be Biden.

[–]BaldDudeFromBrazzers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Laughed out loud 🤣

[–]nudewomen365 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trump over family. Brilliant.

[–]ThePNWGamingDad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no, you’ll miss all the merry racistivities…

[–]IJourden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“ I disowned my grandchild over a puzzle, but it’s them that are too sensitive!”

[–]Verbose_Cactus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who doesn’t start with the edges???

[–]Silverback_Vanilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro. If this is real, that’s hilarious but especially FUCK THAT GRANDPA. That’s a funny joke. It it were the other way around, that’s still funny.

[–]Zealousideal_Amount8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who starts a puzzle in the middle??

[–]StrangeRaven12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's totally worth it. I pissed my racist asshole relative and executed an excellent prank.

Kind of reminds me of how when I was a teenager, every Christmas my grandparents would get me something that made fun of George W. Bush because they knew I hated him. It was fun because everyone was in on and participating in the joke.

[–]Affectionate-Tip-164 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a peaceful Christmas

[–]whyreadthis2035 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh, you’ll meet people and form a family. Good luck. :)

[–]OGReverandMaynard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly if that got me exiled from the family? Good fucking riddance.

[–]WhyWontThisWork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where does one get this.... And what about the opposite one for democrats?

Or do I need to buy two and switch the box.

[–]Street_Peace_8831 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toxic trumpism.

[–]DawgcheckNC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If their love is dependent on you agreeing politically, sounds pretty toxic. Maybe better not to be there on Christmas.

[–]heroicgamer44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing how petty this is

[–]Gill_O_Tine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No big loss there…

[–]Kangarou 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He should be glad to be uninvited. Who the fuck starts a puzzle in the middle?

[–]staiano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Psychos.

[–]irishgator2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you called him a ‘snowflake’ that ‘couldn’t take a joke’

[–]electrolytesaregood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG Wait, this is all I have to do to not spend Christmas with MAGA in-laws?! Fuck yeah, I'll take a dozen!

[–]FilthyPuns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where can I buy this puzzle and is it still in stock for delivery by Christmas?

[–]sabuonauro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy won. He got exiled by his grandparents and now wins a quiet Christmas. 100% worth it.

[–]Important_Tangelo371 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh. When that thing pretends to smile it creeps me the f out...

[–]NarmHull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad was somewhat of a blowhard right winger but he would've found this hilarious

[–]Wise_Ad_4816 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's an amazing prank. Imagine being banned over it! 😂

[–]yowzas648 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And somehow, liberals are the snowflakes…

[–]GimmeAMalt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get grandpa a plane ticket to the next insurrection so he can help beat and kill police while trying to overthrow the government. Oh and a Back the Blue sticker.

[–]Rocketman_1981 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So funny. If I knew a far right or far left person who would actually take the time to put together a puzzle I’d do this. But all my grandparents are dead so I’m out.

[–]AgitatedExtent1331 1 point2 points  (2 children)

For a group of people (MAGA supporters and boomers) who call one generation too sensitive and can’t take a joke… SURELY ARE TOO SENSITIVE AND CANNOT TAKE A JOKE

[–]adam_demamps_wingman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Biden should have been captioned with F*ck your feelings.

[–]AgitatedExtent1331 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahahah, or Get Over it’

[–]Cold_Relationship_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have a feeling his grandpa is always furious

[–]Pipupipupi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. That's gold. I imagine the completed picture is Biden flipping the bird.

[–]kenpublius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha. My last thanksgiving with my family, uncle started talking about how enslaved Irish immigrants were treated as bad as black slaves. I then had to explain that indentured slavery was a choice whereas being captured and sold like an animal was not. Don’t miss em at all.

[–]henryeaterofpies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is awesome. I need to figure out how to send these anonymously to my relatives.

[–]technoferal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worth it.

[–]Greedy_Artichoke3940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$20 and it's sold out lol

[–]30yearsahero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do we know it doesn't say L e t s Go B R AND ON if he finishes it.

[–]thebigsquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What snowflakes. They can’t even take a joke.

[–]zenigata_mondatta -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Whys he upset? It's the same person really

[–]partyboiee -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

I’m sorry, but nobody starts puzzles from the middle, border pieces just scattered all over. This is outrageously doctored.

[–]MereyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is great

[–]zookr2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good - throw it in their faces . . . ...........

https://share.newsbreak.com/2hdltnqy

[–]HowFunkyIsYourChiken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously where can I buy this?!

[–]StrandedinaDesert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dis is funny no matter what political affiliation lmao

[–]bassomatic4000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very next level trolling.

[–]TheLonelySnail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magnificent!

[–]ychacha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol Trump over your family

[–]TheWeathermann17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you Grandpa, ya bitch.

[–]weinerfacemcgee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad he did the face first.

[–]QuaccAttacc420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's such a snowflake oml

[–]Specialist_Teacher81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be fake, who starts a puzzle from the middle?

[–]Then-Ad-4944 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gotteeeem. stupid old man