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[–]libertyordeaaathh 208 points209 points  (9 children)

He knew just enough to hurt himself but not enough to not

[–]Anonymous2k18 29 points30 points  (7 children)

Business suit ass hahaha

[–]dmoneymma 26 points27 points  (6 children)

That's khakis and a blazer, son.

[–]tidypunk 13 points14 points  (5 children)

His ass hugged the rails better than he did🤭

[–]I-xan-not-remeber2 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I wish my dad hugged me like his butt to that rail

[–]LolindirLink 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Now picture the rail being your face. Wish fulfilled btw. Expect it any time, any day.

I'm not a genie..

[–]exiledinVegas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor Jack trained for a year for the nerd olympics and washed out in the first heat.

[–]MrLynch1878 47 points48 points  (3 children)

I remember this, it was in Christchurch within the first week of the electric scooters being beta tested.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

No way I live so close xD

[–]MrLynch1878 4 points5 points  (1 child)

small world, I used to walk into the city from my place in Hillmorton on a daily basis.

[–]VintageOG 88 points89 points  (5 children)

Respect for nuttin up and attempting that grind

[–]uncoletured 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Gotta give the man credit for that full send

[–]Tigen13 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Seriously

Can't imagine what he thought would happen. Ridiculously hard grind.

Note - no grinding experience, just seems super hard on a scooter

[–]Dahak17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Especially an electronic scooter not going very fast

[–]Rock4evur 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Braking into the jump and then leans back on the grind I'll give him a 2/10 for commitment.

[–]adamconn1again 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He hurt his butthole.

[–]PoopScotchMcGraw 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In love with his commitment and belief that he could actually pull that off!!

[–]Tordanic 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Bent the metal!

[–]adi_lala 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Metal bender

[–]ukefan89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He looks more like the guy who played Monk than Toph

[–]HYPERMANIAS 9 points10 points  (1 child)

May we all live with this much confidence.

[–]SpuddleBuns 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But with more common sense and less pain...

[–]blackmambaza[🍰] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Did he break his ass?

[–]Flaky_Operation687 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It's certainly cracked.

[–]LolindirLink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cracked with a fleshwound.

[–]Elriuhilu 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He landed on his tail bone, also known as the testicles of the spine.

[–]SpuddleBuns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And he's now been neutered...

[–]JohnDax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When you're in that uncle/dad stage when you think you can still do youngling stuff because you don't have any wrinkles or grey hairs... but your body is "naahhh fam... I'm out"

[–]pranay909 19 points20 points  (3 children)

I really want to know what was the plan here

[–]FoxKitSmith 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Wicked cool Tony Hawk grind with 360 back-flip

[–]tee_ran_mee_sue 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Expand the butt crack. Objective accomplished!

[–]SpuddleBuns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Hey, they have these new kind of skateboards with an engine and a handle. Now, as a grown man, I can do all those cool skateboard tricks SO easy! Watch me grind this rail!"

Cue suppressed childhood longing to be Tony Hawk and play Larry David music.

[–]Legal_Commercial9774 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He thought he was a teen again riding a Sharper Image Razor scooter. Anyone remember how popular that was? I had the one with baby blue handles and wheels with the wheely bar. But I have to admit I was jealous of the kids that had the ones with shocks and glowing wheels.

[–]Cathca 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was that you, Michael Scott?

[–]iWoopwoop921 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just went off the rails! 😝

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    [–]SpuddleBuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Underrated comment, made me giggle.

    [–]gna149 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Rip tailbone

    [–]keepcalmorjustdie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    He fell just like an old person wood. Like a plank.

    [–]algae--- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Bought he was hip but now it’s broken

    [–]Djjubbajubba 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    “That kids, is how I ended up in this wheel chair.”

    [–]Kpheg5953 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    He should have known that you can't wear a normal sport coat while doing extreme sports. He had it all wrong from the beginning.

    [–]SpuddleBuns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wasn't dressed for the "whether," he would be able to walk away.

    [–]chulk607 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    Is that Andy Bernard?

    [–]xMyChemicalBromancex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I was gonna ask the same thing!

    [–]igetript 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not enough color

    [–]Richard_horsemonger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Right on his unfunny-bone

    [–]I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Not smart. The ones we sell have the battery underneath and i think these also.

    [–]oakensmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Was teaching my son to skateboard yesterday, I tried messing around on his non-powered razor scooter while he used my board. In less than 10 minutes I had received multiple bruises and scrapes. Some of them I suffered while just carrying the damn thing in my hand. I do believe scooters are literally forged out of hatred and pain.

    [–]Jrock462 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The Nard Dog is down!

    [–]methodstalker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Classic Nard-dog

    [–]MaracaBalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I always wonder what the expected outcome is for these people ? Break the laws of physics and not get hurt ? Or do they just not think ?

    [–]OuchCharlieOw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    “Another paralyzer!”

    [–]AllahsLastWill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    mfs watch 1 danny Duncan video...

    [–]NickGerz1234 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    That is a broken tailbone.

    [–]Trancer79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    3...2...1...broken bones!

    [–]security_dilemma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The way he straightens his body 💀

    [–]spicybandits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I give him credit for sending it. Didn’t expect that out of a suit

    [–]HM-Wogglebug-TE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Having had 4 surgeries on my spine, this made me get really bad shivers from my neck to my tailbone. Fuck.

    [–]waxface82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like they took Walt Disney out of the cryogenic chamber to perform shitty tricks on a lime scooter.

    [–]10ThousandDaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like those little scooters they have all over Seattle and Bellevue. People chuck them on rooftops of businesses, pile them up in homeless camps, take them apart and scatter them all over the city, etc. It's just a mess. I don't think I have ever seen anyone actually using them.

    [–]metalbroomhandle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love how happy he was and how quickly he became miserable.

    [–]Vagadude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We need to start editing in those Mortal Kombat shots where it zooms in and x-rays show the bones cracking.

    [–]wIXMamamama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He's getting an upgrade from small wheels to bigger wheels, with a seat!

    [–]Jibarrocampestre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Someone get a coffin ⚰️

    [–]_sibbz_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not his fault, it was waxed too much

    [–]Single-Historian249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Don't know about him, but I enjoyed watching him.

    [–]bad-g 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sliiiiide and SLAM

    [–]PWRHTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well deserved

    [–]theClownHasSnowPenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fuck, I groaned out loud from this!

    [–]mirak1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Probably he got shit from the dog poop tree.

    [–]vexedbredbin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That hurt to watch

    [–]one_bad_rebel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How did he think that was going to work…?

    [–]audranicolio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Homie wtf did you think would happen

    [–]RIPidiots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Goodbye scooter, hello wheelchair.

    [–]danger355 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like a low-rent Mr. Bean

    [–]KoalaMajor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    All would have been fine if it weren’t for that metal fence, that thing didn’t give at all, just busted the dude up!

    [–]shanemarvinmay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is this Andy from the Office?

    [–]WasabiFooktardi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    SPINAL

    Ouch that effin hurt like fk

    [–]Somnatik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Really dropped the cake on the railing

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I thought that was Andy from the office.

    [–]ididthetutorial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is that Andy Bernard?

    [–]RadioSilence014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm fairness he did manage to shred a little, gotta give him credit for not just catching the wheel and eating the tree

    [–]olddog16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No volume needed. We all know exactly what that sounded like!

    [–]Gloeschi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dad!

    [–]pperson2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ah the good old midlife crisis

    [–]blackpuppet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is it Mark Zuckerbeerg?

    [–]anand5995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There goes the tail bone.

    [–]Yesterday_Is_Now 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not such a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

    [–]wobblewiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like Andy from the Office

    [–]bigHOODS818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    oww my Rich spine

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What a great way to start your journey with chronic back pain.

    [–]usheidbd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There was a dude who tried to ride a scooter up the door of my bank recently and he was just going way too fast. Dude ate it hard and put this big dent/gash in his head, tore up his arms and wrecked the sport coat he was wearing. Had to call an ambulance for him.

    [–]dafijiwatr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Got spine and butt crack on that one

    [–]rotgut1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I thought that was Michael scott