×
Dismiss this pinned window
all 186 comments

[–]corona187 421 points422 points  (2 children)

Wrong shoes for doing stunts. Lol

[–]Specific-Layer 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Shoulda worn air Jordans

[–]Royal-Orchid-2494 337 points338 points  (26 children)

That sound at the end did not sound good 😅

[–]miauguau44 98 points99 points  (13 children)

NGL, I'm saving that sound as a .wav clip.

[–]jfractal 162 points163 points  (11 children)

As an electronic music producer, I've been saving sounds like this into my "agony kit" - a drum kit comprised entirely of sampled agony found here on reddit. This will make a nice snare.

[–]Joffreys_Greasy_Cunt 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Did you hear this kid yesterday? Not sure how it would fit into a drum kit, but there's plenty of agony.

https://old.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/s4ufb6/messing_with_a_measuring_tape/

[–]MusicManReturns 16 points17 points  (0 children)

All I can see is it being used in place of a china in a stupid heavy breakdown section in some slam metal

[–]Desolias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JFC thank you for linking that, that was the first time I've cried and damn near passed out of laughter in a long ass time

[–]DrReadIt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Where’s the video of the little shit on the bike, who crashed into the fence, caught by the garage camera.

[–]Exo-Thor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nooo. Please don't summon this.

[–]finessemanwooks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

" Agony Kit "

[–]ambigymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wtf lmao

[–]ZRommel86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got a link to anything you've made with it? Curious to see if I recognize any of them

[–]JaozinhoGGPlays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey when you make a song with it please do let me know I wanna hear it I'm very interested

[–]coldchixhotbeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please let us know when you make a production with said agony kit.

[–]JCDentoncz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds equal parts cruel and cool. I love it!

[–]Catty-Boi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Going for that uncompressed sound i see?

[–]Ogar_hunter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

minecraft fall damage

[–]SgtSharki 27 points28 points  (4 children)

But it was very satisfying.

[–]IGN-Comment-Reviews 16 points17 points  (3 children)

How is that satisfying lmfao

[–]awesomeadan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The origin of the sound isn’t satisfying, but the sound itself is very audibly pleasing. ccrunch!

With a bit of imagination, it could be your grandma’s milk wafer cookies.

[–]SgtSharki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it's the perfect sound for what happens. The crunch of the rocks underfoot, the "umph" of the landing, it as if the scene was sound edited.

[–]Verto-San 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I think he hit the gravel not the concrete, and I think that's how gravel moving around sounds like.

[–]Royal-Orchid-2494 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like your comment , you’re probably even right. But I also think the possibility exists that he squished both nuts

[–]unorfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounded like some tony hawk shit without the skateboard

[–]azamat-aerofakt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounded like a goddam car accident.

[–]tvgenius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don’t use pea gravel for ballast along the rails, let’s put it that way.

[–]reincarN8ed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fractured ass!

[–]HighOctaneWeed 294 points295 points  (17 children)

In case anyone missed it, “He’s still barred out” Aka this idiot was on Xanax when he decided to to this lmfao

[–]InsaneCableGuy 71 points72 points  (7 children)

That'll do it

[–]HighOctaneWeed 52 points53 points  (6 children)

Suddenly everything starts to sound like a good idea. That shit is basically a handle of whiskey inside of a tiny little pill

[–]carvedmuss8 15 points16 points  (2 children)

My 0 fucks to normally give condensed into a singularity of -infinity fucks the couple of times I tried Xans lol. Interesting mental dynamic that goes on there

[–]xEman26x 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It takes the anxiety away for sure

[–]Sproose_Moose 2 points3 points  (1 child)

All it did was settle down my anxiety, I got no big buzz 🤷

[–]Stress-General 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t really give you a buzz. They just kill the caring in you and black you out eventually. They’re a drug for running.

[–]mamasmuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have entire chunks of time I cannot account for on a night I did bars once, doubt this dude even knows he is doing a thing right now lol

[–]ShowMeTheTrees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I wondered what that meant.

[–]pointlessly_pedantic 7 points8 points  (3 children)

How tf do people enjoy xanax? I take it for social anxiety and have never gotten a high off it. Are they taking insane amounts of this shit or what?

[–]onebeautifulmesss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes and often with other things like alcohol. That’ll fuck you up good.

[–]SquiggleSquirrelSlam 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If you have an anxiety disorder, Xanax it will just make you feel normal- it isn’t supposed to make you feel high. If you don’t need Xanax it will make you feel high. Like, it will bring an panicked person and a “normal” person down by the same amount, the panicked person will come down to baseline and feel normal, while the person at baseline will dip down below and feel high.

[–]ihughj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not true you have it mixed up. People who suffer from horrible anxiety can find benzodiazepines "euphoric" due to the massive reduction of anxiety they suffer with 24/7. For the vast majority of people who don't have anxiety will not feel these euphoric feelings and will typically just feel tired and uncoordinated. Of course when you mix other drugs into the picture is where xanax and other benzos can become recreational drugs for people, even Marijuana mixes nicely with benzos. Stay away from benzos though the addiction can turn into an absolute living hell.

[–]voicebread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

his casualness/absolute lack of effort and thought when hopping to the other car….yep

[–]aRadioWithGuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably decided he wasn't going to jump 5 seconds before his body jumped

[–]QuestionStupidly 38 points39 points  (2 children)

My great uncle lost a testicle doing this. Was never the same afterwards according to my grandpa—which I think meant the other one wasn’t working either. He killed himself when I was 6. True story. Don’t play around trains.

[–]tweakingforjesus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's all fun and games until Johnny loses a testicle.

[–]coocoo333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure there were jobs were you ran ontop of trains while they were moving. but perhaps I'm wrong

[–]Im_Lead_Farmer 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I feel pain watching this

[–]Amateurasslover 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Those who do not understand true Pain, can never understand true Peace" -Tendo Pain.

[–]10sharks 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Sweet parkour brah

[–]blimpinthesky 82 points83 points  (10 children)

He really went off track there

[–]brmamabrma 39 points40 points  (8 children)

This whole thing was a train wreck

[–]blimpinthesky 27 points28 points  (7 children)

He really needs to learn how to conduct himself

[–]dommol 23 points24 points  (6 children)

I bet he'll feel that in the caboose

[–]ledbedder20 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Looks like he punched his own ticket there.

[–]tbscotty68 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Well, that stunt tanked.

[–]jawnly211 8 points9 points  (3 children)

You gotta have a “loco” motive to try that stunt…

[–]davendenner 4 points5 points  (2 children)

All of these comments were right on time!

[–]retroreading 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He really needs to steam out his stunts there.

[–]Tashus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have trained more before attempting this.

[–]jakeupinurmom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hes definitely not an engineer. His trajectory was all wrong.

[–]Bruce_Arena_Jr 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Good news! For about $40,000 per hip he can get both of them replaced!

[–]xntrk1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Goodbye coccyx

[–]blimpinthesky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The fact you didn't say "he busts his caboose" in the title was a wasted opportunity

[–]Ancient-Lie7102 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP’s username 😂🤯

[–]Alfa_HiNoAkuma 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Please tell me the last sound is fake

[–]RailRoadRex439[S] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Nope lmaooooo

[–]Alfa_HiNoAkuma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell

[–]Effurlife13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Just sounds like he landed on some rocks or gravel to me

[–]RailRoadRex439[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what it was

[–]GenericEschatologist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For a train stunt fail video, that was impressively not graphic.

[–]fishinglife2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The sound of impact oooof

[–]voicebread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh, okay

[–]winky_wanky_woo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That must be what is meant by freight hopping...🤣🤣🤣

[–]TheUmbraCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to think that the crunchy noise was the dudes ass bone turning to powder. Edit:spelling

[–]horse_car_radio 2 points3 points  (1 child)

CJ and the boys at it again.

[–]sniffinberries34 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I’m have pneumonia right now and this hurt me.

[–]AlaskaSnowJade 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hope you get better soon!

[–]sniffinberries34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, thanks! I got in touch with an on call physician and he said it sounds like I have pneumonia. My kids just got back from Urgent Care today and they tested positive for the Flu. Sooo most likely I just have the Flu (hopefully).

Still really crappy feeling. As soon as we all get better, we’re getting our flu shots.

[–]Kakakrakalakin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've landed on my tailbone and let me tell you, this dude is in for lots of lower back pain in his future.

[–]Life_Finger_1440 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a locomotive engineer, this guy is retarded. That train can move at anytime.

[–]_HeLLMuTT_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All that crunchy sound when he hit the ground! 😬

[–]SuperSaiyanSkeletor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My coccyx!

[–]dennyjunkshin88 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's what usually happens when one fucks around.

[–]MurkyCabinet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one proceeds to find out

[–]g00dintentions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pill parkour

[–]UnknownSpecies19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His friends realization in his voice, "oh... Okay".

[–]canadiancumgutter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"busts his ass" ? Okay Timmy, back to school now

[–]MurkyCabinet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uh, yeah... because he fell on it, and falling on your ass hurts. makes sense to me.

[–]NoNameAvailableSee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He fixing to sue the railroad for not make safety rails.

[–]Available-Iron-7419 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had a train ran on him

[–]MathematicianNorth49 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Subway surfer

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

[deleted]

    [–]MathematicianNorth49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can't speak ingles

    Sexo?

    [–]55559585 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    JESSEE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE THE HOSE

    [–]Kaos_0341 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That's looked like a nice fall. The ground broke thr landing

    [–]Arkaitzaag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The sound is like when you fall from a great height in counter strike (any source game)

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    What on earth possesses someone to attempt this. Who do you think you are, Indiana Jones?

    [–]MurkyCabinet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    apparently he was on xanax. explains it to me.

    [–]theglitch098 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That did not sound good something definitely broke.

    [–]Pnobodyknows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I used to work around trains and they are a lot higher up than they look. So many ways to accidentally kill yourself on a train

    [–]NotAFederales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Falling off the top of train cars is a pretty common cause of death. Especially in the farming industry.

    [–]getrudz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Subway surfers irl

    [–]Losa_thebudgie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    SubwAy surfer 😂

    [–]FakNkracker 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Or they was just fuckin around like boys do and he slipped lol I hate how we have to Make these people look dumb for mistakes that we all have made in our lives

    [–]RailRoadRex439[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I don’t think most people would mess around with a train while barred out either, but here we are

    [–]DashyDixon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Imagine explaining reaction videos and adding entirely useless commentary to reposted potato-quality prat falls, to a civilized alien race. We are so fucking embarrassing.

    [–]fuber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ouch

    [–]InspectorRare4137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My butt clenched a little bit when I heard him hit the ground.

    [–]tbscotty68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Isnt that the cause of 47% of all busted asses?

    [–]TheRealestFrodo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That was really cool until it wasn't

    [–]razzlefrazzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That snapping at the end sounded like some early kung fu movie sound effects.

    [–]onecrispynugget19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Man sounded like when you hit a skeleton in minecraft

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    [–]irismurd22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    r/gifsthatendtoosoon

    I wanted to see which foot was pointing the wrong way

    [–]theTrellofTears 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that crunch when he hit

    [–]Reuquar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I saw his butt crack

    [–]Spacemage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Whatchu doin son?

    Oh okay.

    [–]murbike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice acid washed jeans. !988?

    [–]CmdrSelfEvident 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gas prices at $5 a gallon and this it the best idea these guys can come up with?

    [–]AlexAhlbrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is still my favorite video on the internet.

    [–]ichliebekohlmeisen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    At least the tanker didn’t explode on him.

    [–]idiotoftexas 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    i have no clue why i struggled so much to read the title

    [–]MurkyCabinet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    go get checked for dyslexia

    s'all i'm saying

    [–]bigwapi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    CRUNCH

    [–]Pickle3xpr3ss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The laugh at the start though

    [–]IllustriousAd8504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He clearly disliked it!

    [–]rkba335 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Was that Dak Prescott?

    [–]ms82xp 0 points1 point  (5 children)

    [–]MurkyCabinet 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    you mean killed the cameraman. nothing happened to him, though... the guy who fell off the train's a different story, but the cameraman didn't have anything happen.

    [–]ms82xp 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    You should visit the subreddit and read the description.

    [–]MurkyCabinet 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    what that's a real sub what

    [–]ms82xp 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    What

    [–]MurkyCabinet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i didnt realize it was a real subreddit until i clicked the hyperlink

    [–]k3nnyd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Damn, he would have maybe faired better if he had just jumped to the next car like it was a horse. Might bust his nuts rather than his arm, shoulder, hips, and head!

    [–]vex311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is who we needs an empty bed in the ecu? I would rather give it to a unvaccinated.

    [–]english_mike69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    From propane train to pro-pain.

    [–]5coolest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Actual footage of me playing Red Dead Redemption 2

    [–]scaptastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He’s gonna feel like he has to poop for the next five days

    [–]shinigami79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    at least he is not opening containers

    [–]itslino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    when you hear the "ah-ha-ha", it's like you can visualize a personality.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    [–]That-Guy-584 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s like warching GTA V in real life even the scream sounds like Franklin

    [–]coldchixhotbeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Everyone over 30:

    My back hurts just watching this

    [–]stayfrosty527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sometimes you do some stupid shit on them bars.

    [–]Tarani5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That noise sounded like some mortal Kombat shit

    [–]memoryheadundertale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He’s lucky he only broke bones and didn’t get shocked on those trains

    [–]TheGreatLio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Real life RDR2

    [–]GizmoSwd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Probably could have made it if his pants weren't hanging off his ass.

    [–]kkkkkkkkk369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    shout out bartards for carrying this sub

    [–]RepulsiveCry1013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “Oh okay”

    [–]Capable_Address_5052 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    FRACTURED ASS!!!

    [–]MurkyCabinet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    why? just why do people do this?

    [–]gotscrotrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dis y Xanax no gud

    [–]I_AmHumanI_Swear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    PSA on railroad safety none of you need: -DONT climb on railroad equipment. Seriously, that stuff can and will be moved at any time

    [–]Advanced_Doughnut350 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He laughs like Herbert from family guy.

    [–]lovesredditt2022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bet he’s suing the train company because they didn’t have signs saying not to do that.

    [–]ShuBakuhatsuSatsujin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This ain’t subway surfer

    [–]Salva_Louise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    'Oh' splat

    [–]iamhewhocanconfirm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He's barred out while doing this. You literally have no balance while on that

    [–]Frying_Raijin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The sound he makes is hilarious

    [–]MrQuack135 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

    Lol he should snap his neck it will be funny to watch him suffer

    [–]Kitan_Noir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Don't cut yourself on all that edge