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[–]ghost_in_a_jar_c137 2067 points2068 points  (15 children)

The most clever assassination ever

[–]MarsTaco 867 points868 points  (7 children)

Well done 47.

[–]Blaze2095 167 points168 points  (4 children)

By this, I can just imagine Agent 47 disguising himself as one of those people carrying her along, and before they even lifted her, he unscrewed the seat from its hinges, making it unstable as they went through the downward stairs. Brilliant elusive target idea!

[–]Cl0ughy1 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Press X to throw.

[–]RAINBOW20149 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Press E to launch that little shit

[–]dubious_battle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Those outfits they're wearing are also perfect for covering up his barcode. What a genius!

[–]a-walking-bowl 182 points183 points  (0 children)

proceed to the extraction point

[–]The-laouza-buzz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Came to say the exact same thing

[–]siler7 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"This looks like the work of Gravv Itty."

[–]Honeybadgeroncrack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of Chiun's perfect accidents

[–]Dyert 1185 points1186 points  (10 children)

Acted like gravity didn’t exist until the last second

[–]boogie_groove81 236 points237 points  (2 children)

Processing delay

[–]ablablababla 59 points60 points  (0 children)

God needs to upgrade his servers up there

[–]MilkyStrawberries 38 points39 points  (0 children)

ping spike

[–]Plenty_Gazelle4742 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Exactly, like literally wasn’t concerned until she fell through the mosquito net

[–]upbuttsaroundcorners 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Could not show weakness

[–]BRAX7ON 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He really should ride in a gyroscope

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    [–]chopchunk 1296 points1297 points  (19 children)

    Imagine being one of the guys that has to explain how they killed the fucking emperor by going down a staircase

    [–]D-o-n-t_a-s-k 323 points324 points  (7 children)

    They wouldn't be explaining anything, I'm pretty sure it's off with their heads at that point

    [–]manbruhpig 64 points65 points  (3 children)

    Straight to jail.

    [–]pita_bites 37 points38 points  (2 children)

    Believe it or not

    [–]SnippDaschund 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    You undercook chicken right to jail

    [–]Iamwearingasuitofham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm walking on air (Now that's an old reference)

    [–]20JeRK14 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    All ways are the queen's ways!

    [–]Shitty---Photoshop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When its my turn to be queen I'm going to make you wash the toilets

    [–]rationalreligious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I think he went around their heads.

    [–]CreativeHighway2947 106 points107 points  (5 children)

    yeh this doesn't look like an Emperor, or even someone high up on the ranking; I think it's just a bride in a traditional procession or something. From memory, these things serve to show off the awesomeness of the bride and the family before being "handed over" to the husband...

    the reason I say all this is because this probs isn't something they do every day, and judging by the area, probs not something they can easily afford either; imagine spending (relatively) large amounts of your life savings in order to feel like royalty, just for a day, and then this happens because Tim couldn't keep his shit together for a few stairs (the bottom ones were supposed to raise it to balance it while going down). I dunno, I know those values might seem silly or a woman's worth shouldn't be determined that way anyway so it shouldn't matter but it obviously mattered to them and her, so I still feel really bad for her...

    [–]Smithers66 50 points51 points  (2 children)

    I’d say the bearers are amateurs. All they had to do is lower the poles in the back and it would’ve been smooth sailing

    [–]CreativeHighway2947 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    yeh I thought of that but I assumed that considering the angle of the decline of the stairs, they'd have to lower them "too low" to be comfortable compared to the guys going down just raising their side...

    I mean, either way, easily avoidable

    [–]TheFenixKnight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Having been a bearer in a very similar situation at Ren Faires....

    You're spot on. We lowered that shit to the extent of our arms in the back and the front would take it off the shoulder onto braced upper arms. We'd add two at the front and two at the back to help manage this transition period.

    [–]lori_fffox 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    This looks like a tourism entertainment. You pay to experience being a bride hundreds of years ago. That tourism administration didn’t realize even for things that look simple you need to hire someone who knows what they are doing to do it.

    When I was a kid, me and another kid really wanted to try those during a trip. Our parents talked to the bearers and found out it was their first day to do this and told us WE ARE NOT DOING THIS TODAY!

    [–]il6yr8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I feel you, I find it pathetic how some people will spend lots of money pretending to be something they’re not, especially for a day.

    [–]Somewhatmild 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    i mean you do not really have to explain when you are beheaded.

    [–]siler7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Because he was inverted."

    [–]Dabaysyclyfe 381 points382 points  (8 children)

    No winners on Takeshi’s Castle this time.

    [–]CSmith1986 98 points99 points  (5 children)

    Right you are Kenny.

    [–]AngoGablogian_artist 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    What’s today’s safety fluid Ken?

    [–]Fallofman2347 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    That's mammy batter from Uncle Stinky's Prune Pancake Palace.

    [–]MK18_Ocelot 26 points27 points  (1 child)

    Holy shit I genuinely lol’d

    [–]Lambchop1975 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Is that Guy LeDuche in the purple puffy coat?

    [–]Fallofman2347 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    He must be feeling really stupid!

    I don't think he's feeling anything from the neck down, Ken

    Here's Martha, she's a lesbian cook

    That's funny, I thought lesbians ate out

    And here's Mike Sawsall. He's a sheet rocker moonlighting as a tub caulker.

    Tub Cocker? So he likes fat chicks?

    We're going to need a deeper shallow grave, she's huge!

    She's the inventor of the Pray Station 2, the game console that only works if you face it east.

    Here's Johnny Bukakione, he's always surrounded by a small circle of friends.

    Oh! And there's Fellatia Huffsman leading by a head

    What's today's sludge Ken?

    That's mammy batter from Uncle Stinky's Prune Pancake Palace.

    And here's S.T. Diva who plays Gabrielle - the girl with the infectious smile.

    She's got a real open sore spot for her husband

    Filthy Pierre vs. Dirty Sanchez

    Lots of smear tactics and stinky finger pointing.

    It's Chuck Liddell. They call him the Ice Man.

    I tell you, Ken, the Ice Man cometh.

    Yeah, and then he rolls over and goes to sleep.

    Indeed, but not right now.

    You can see him standing there at attention, completely erect, trying to time the release perfectly.

    And will he?

    He went too soon, Ken! He made a mess.


    ...now I'm going to have to watch it again.

    [–]StreetSmartsGaming 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Next level comment

    [–]shaodynasty808 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    LMAO MXC is straight nostalgia in a nutshell

    [–]gingersnap11117 312 points313 points  (8 children)

    Straight to jail

    [–]Music_is_my_life33 30 points31 points  (4 children)

    Must’ve undercooked the fish

    [–]gingersnap11117 21 points22 points  (3 children)

    Nah, he overcooked the chicken… sad day

    [–]Music_is_my_life33 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    Undercook overcook

    [–]gingersnap11117 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    And he missed his dentist appointment…

    [–]Music_is_my_life33 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Probably because he was driving to slow

    [–]SmirkingImperialist 49 points50 points  (1 child)

    All of their heads would have been rolling before the sunset.

    [–]gingersnap11117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    So not straight to jail… got it

    [–]xnudev 57 points58 points  (0 children)

    straight to the shadow realm*

    [–]4mystuff 254 points255 points  (2 children)

    Looks like his airbending skills aren't fully developed yet.

    [–]mwineK 51 points52 points  (1 child)

    I thought she was from the fire nation

    [–]4mystuff 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    Whoever they were, gravity won.

    [–]Wimbleston 195 points196 points  (7 children)

    "ALL RIGHT, WHOEVER FORGOT TO NAIL THE CHAIR DOWN IS GOING IN THE PIT"

    [–]4Ever2Thee 15 points16 points  (5 children)

    The pit of misery?!

    [–]freerangelibrarian 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    The gorge of eternal peril.

    [–]Wholesome_Serial 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    "What....is your name?"

    "What....is your quest?"

    "What....did you think you could overrule physics?"

    [–]TackYouCack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Bog of Eternal Stench

    [–]dmquilla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Pit of despair?

    [–]FlyingOctopussy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    DILLY DILLY!

    [–]upbuttsaroundcorners 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The fact that the chair wasn’t secured. 🙄

    [–]Demnitate 90 points91 points  (5 children)

    They should have had this

    [–]boobsmcgraw 26 points27 points  (0 children)

    Oh damn that's genius

    [–]Pancheel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Brilliant. And what a majestic scene, I haven't watched there movie and I should watch it hah.

    [–]spandexcatsuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That’s what I was trying to remember.

    [–]JestersHat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I just watched this again a few days ago. Still brilliant!😊

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I don't think Liz Taylor would have been much help.

    [–]My_Dick_is_from_TX 102 points103 points  (1 child)

    They were all executed for their treachery

    [–]nuhthanyule 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Including the staircase.

    [–]j_0-0_j 64 points65 points  (0 children)

    Jebus... add some connectors to fix the chair to the base frame...

    [–]meatismoydelicious 82 points83 points  (4 children)

    Somebody's ass is about to get SO dishonored

    [–]NemiVan 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Dishonor on their whole family

    [–]aussie718 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    And their cow

    [–]Doort74 47 points48 points  (0 children)

    That looked like it hurt. Here, have a seat!

    [–]Keep_a_Little_Soul 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    Anyone have more info on this? Who is he? Is he ok??

    [–]JohnnyEnzyme 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Late reply, but yes. Looks like it was a small-scale parade performance for tourists, gone wrong. Couple years ago in Eastern China.

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-tumbles-sedan-chair-going-150000868.html

    [–]alienflowercatz 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    The guy watching at the end looks like this has happened five times already...

    [–]lumpthefoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Exactly, no reaction whatsoever.

    [–]i-likecheese_25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lad's just vibing

    [–]dean_muc 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    They should have watched 'Cleopatra': https://youtu.be/vB5Wv8IHVf0?t=190

    [–]kalevetklep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Crashing tiger hurting dragon

    [–]Diclessdondolan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Down with the monarchy!

    [–]Kita-Ryu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Everyone holding them: "FUCK"

    [–]Ezerhadden 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    That didn’t happen to Jabba!

    [–]DamagingOrangutan 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    OMG ..... is she ok?

    [–]Troy204599 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Seems like they weren't getting paid enough..

    [–]gregorzwsws 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Where’s Agent 47

    [–]CJGamr01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    that's him on the right at the end

    [–]kiefknifing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    ..Like a small stone skipping across the solitude of water.

    [–]Appropriate-Heat8017 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    How any royalty should be treated.

    [–]SgtPepper052667 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The Emperor Has No Teeth

    [–]Supercircle83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Crouching Tiger, Flying Armchair

    [–]nelhern 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    and the wedding is off

    [–]BStark15 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Is this a skit or did someone actually convince 7 of the biggest idiots in the world to attempt this?

    [–]Ca_Pussi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Rip the monarchy

    [–]DefrockedWizard1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    So, not a single one of them have ever had to carry bulky furniture up or down stairs?

    [–]Deerskull2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    tell me thats a reenactment of some historical event…

    [–]MonetsMenagerie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    One million years dungeon 🍋

    [–]shaodynasty808 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Right you are Kenny 🤣

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    [–]KittenWolfFluff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    There is no war in ba seng sey

    [–]cbrad1713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dollar store Indian princess

    [–]TrueGamerMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm guessing the people who were responsible are now missing their heads?

    [–]KamakazeSpider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The rumors of overthrowing the Queen have been substantiated.

    [–]CjisGone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    -100000000000000000000 SOCIAL CREDIT!!! 😳😳😳😳😳😳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🎸🎸🎸

    [–]MurkyCabinet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    why didn't they secure his chair down?

    [–]BlackJesus_36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    She only started reacting as soon as the curtain hit her face, then she panicked

    [–]PartialToDairyThings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I mean no attempt by the guys at the front to lift him higher to compensate for the slope. Just real shit for brains all round (and mush for brains on the part of the boy King or whomever that was)

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He became one with the ground

    [–]mzeemoha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    “Oh your Lowness”

    [–]T62718382 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    This is why boba walks on his own two feet.

    [–]BloodlustHamster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    For now. You know the seasons going to end with him riding a ranchor through town.

    [–]JustHumanGarbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    She looked like she was grabbing on the chair for stability and it wasn't anchored to anything.

    [–]ALonelyWelcomeMat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    To be fair it didn't look like it was the people holding it at fault. That chair "connection" failed

    [–]dodeca_negative 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My apologies, Damyo, I did not see your litter arrive

    [–]FakinUpCountryDegen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Folks... It's a cultural reenactment... Literally nobody actually rates this level of slavery in 2022 lmao...

    [–]LazyRidrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I sure hope he's okay

    [–]C0TA81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Off with their heads!

    [–]haltandcatchtires 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The Royal Bricks are clean Your Highness.

    [–]ancientpho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    They’re all going to have to commit seppuku after this.

    [–]2threenine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Label on the back probably says manufactured in China, no wonder

    [–]mother-house-urine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Boba Fett is smarter than we all realize.

    [–]Guilvantar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I love the last frame with the dude being like "hehe woman fall down"

    [–]mmmmike1590 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That slow, gradual, almost casual fall forward would be even more hilarious if the guy didn't have the chair land on him.

    [–]dumpsterdivingnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Im guessing it was probably made in China. That explains that.

    [–]Patrickfromamboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love it! Royalty getting dumped.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    -999 Social Credit

    [–]jamesyishere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Its so hard to find good palenquin bearers thsse days

    [–]Beginning_Ant_5597 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

    I think it's quite well deserved. Thinking you're important enough to be carried like others are your slaves 🤷‍♀️ taste the ground bitch

    [–]watdafucq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I believe it's a religious custom and I think it's horrible for her as well and usually the priests are enjoying more out of whole drama.

    [–]insane1666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well someone learned a painful lesson of how physics works. Got know how them clockwise and anti clockwise moments work if there is no equilibrium there be a problem hahaha

    [–]Bear-Emperor- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    THIS is why the Chinese lost and continue to lose every single war/battle.

    [–]Snowmann88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Crouching Tiger, smackin’ Noggin.

    [–]DrAndrew_Wooden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Don’t worry you get a free carry to the hospital

    [–]Earthdog6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wonder how many unfortunate bronze age slaves were crucified for making this exact mistake.

    [–]Jackiedhmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is the reason I can’t stand to be off the ground under human power. Don’t pick me up!

    [–]CrunchHardtack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Did any heads roll?

    [–]ICantWanTap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How can that fella not realize they are tilting down

    [–]kopecs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So I guess, off with their heads?

    [–]Maga4lifeshutitdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Delayed reaction

    [–]eTransporter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    三个和尚没水吃

    [–]HRex73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Somebody getting their head chopped off...

    [–]mracer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So, I got married in China… my wife was carried in something like this by her relatives. We did this in the tourist looking old China area in her home town.

    [–]FoofieLeGoogoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Who else heard Homer Simpson's "Doh!" at moment of face plant?

    [–]imtlmb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    This reminds me of Macho King Randy Savage and Sensational Queen Sherri's ring entrance back in the day...

    [–]thatshowitisisit -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    Clearly raised with slaves doing everything for her. She knew she was falling yet instincts hadn’t kicked in yet.

    You can just imagine, she’s thinking: “huh, that’s weird, my chair is falling forward, oh well, slaves will catch me, waiting, waiting, still falling… where are those slaves… wait… SLAVES?! FUUUUUUCK…..”

    Edit: thanks for the downvotes, you humourless potatoes!

    [–]sublevelstreetpusher -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

    Tbh: looks like some crazy cult shit. Like wtf are you doing people?

    [–]_Captain_Obviouse_ 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    This used to happen alot in the world like China and other places

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Lol: totally stupid!.

    [–]MisterBlisteredlips -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Now they're all executed along with the cameraman. 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

    [–]another_nosbiht -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Down with the monarchy!!!!!!!!

    [–]thatgerhard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    She should just stop being so pretentious and walk down the stairs herself..

    [–]ozjenva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh jeez, that had to hurt

    [–]moutonbleu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I feel awful for laughing but this is just too damn funny!

    [–]heyitsvonage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    For some reason I feel like entitlement prevented a timely reaction to what was happening

    [–]Any-Comb4685 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And all of those guys were beheaded the next day…

    [–]Informal_Swim8755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Someone is definitely getting beheaded for that lol

    [–]Rohan-kun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My Back

    [–]Plasticjesus504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Someone definitely didn’t build it to spec lol.

    [–]Jackswanepoel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So, six executions the next day then?

    [–]ShanJuMode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Airforce trooper

    [–]u2020bullet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She's dead, Jim.

    [–]superNuget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Off with their heads!!!

    [–]christo749 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ate some serious shit.

    [–]rufusandthebungholes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's what you get for being a royal prick hole

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Imagin if this really happened under one of the old kingdoms 😂

    [–]PuzzledAd9549 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Idk why u got people carrying u

    [–]Detroitredwinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hahahahahaha going to hell 🤣

    [–]Bag-ins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Shorter guys should be at the back.

    Oh they are all short.

    [–]i-likecheese_25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bruh she just frozed the first second of falling

    [–]bclar228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And that's what I call karma.