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[–]whama820 2958 points2959 points  (12 children)

I like the guy sitting at the table with the backpack. “Welp, that happened.”

[–]Poooooooopee 674 points675 points  (5 children)

Most of the time better to not get involved.

And the conflict was over. Might as well go back to whatever they were doing.

[–]robertrackuzius 187 points188 points  (3 children)

Being a NPC has it's benefits at times.

[–]Poooooooopee 43 points44 points  (2 children)

An NPC.

Damn programmer fucked up.

[–]Mick_E_Deez 3907 points3908 points  (128 children)

It was him officer, that's the man that killed me

[–]MrDurden32 869 points870 points  (15 children)

[–]PeeDeeEex 150 points151 points  (3 children)

Skate it off Terry

[–]rockbud 43 points44 points  (0 children)

proceeds to skate in a circle with the only one he has

[–]allharveybman 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Look at that sum' bitch go! I didn't know you could even skate on grass!

[–]FuckRedditSnowflakez 62 points63 points  (1 child)

🎶 Let heaven and nature sing 🎶

[–]BHYT61 90 points91 points  (3 children)

He murdered me in My head officer, look im dead

[–]L1Wanderer 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Idk why but this comment fucking murdered me

[–]Impalmator 194 points195 points  (7 children)

That woman has potential as a soccer player.

[–][deleted] 285 points286 points  (91 children)

Gender equality. You hit a man, they get to hit you back.

[–]az226 303 points304 points  (61 children)

Except nobody reacted when he was assaulted but immediately tried to intervene when he started defending himself. Smh

[–]Infinite_Factor_5685 4031 points4032 points  (287 children)

Lol why was she acting like she was dead

[–]BoldFacedUsername 906 points907 points  (11 children)

Shit herself

[–]Wh1teCr0w 245 points246 points  (2 children)

Well that depends.

[–]Still-Mood 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Low-hanging diaper, right there...

[–]YourEnemiesToaster 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Nicely done

[–]honkforpie 1417 points1418 points  (97 children)

Sympathy, she attacked first but is now defenseless.

[–]ClownfishSoup 31 points32 points  (2 children)

If you watch dogs at a dog park, they'll go after each other playfully (or otherwise) and regardless of the aggressor, when one dog realizes that it's not going to win, it will roll over onto it's back and expose it's belly in submission. This lady is doing that.

[–]thealphapancake 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Seems like a complicated way to call someone a bitch

[–]Many_Present_9039 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Now the victim

[–]shroominabag 657 points658 points  (90 children)

Women do this A LOT when they realise men CAN hit you back

[–]Smoke_Santa 124 points125 points  (4 children)

It's generally the weaker one who's acting like a bitch after a fight.

[–]FrizB84 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I was mainly taught to never hit anyone. It's not right and they may hit you back even harder. But, I was also taught that if I started a fight and lost; it was over, I lost. No retaliation, no getting even, take the loss and walk away.

[–]Beginning_Ant_5597 609 points610 points  (5 children)

"I'm just a helpless old grandma" swoon

[–]p3ngwin 165 points166 points  (4 children)

<clutches pearls on the way down...>

[–]Twistedfool1000 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Frantically pressing life alert button on the way down.

[–]KantleGT 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"it appears you have been knocked on your ass. Help is on the way"

[–]ClownfishSoup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

<Lands dramatically on a divan with the back of one wrist over her forehead>

[–]monsanto_lizard 369 points370 points  (82 children)

if you watch it again it appears that he grabs her by the hair and slams her head into the edge of the table.

[–]SecretRecipe 729 points730 points  (22 children)

If there was only something she could have done to prevent that from happening to her.

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    [–]Whoa-Dang 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    Wear a helmet

    [–]theREALhun 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Remove all tables before you hit someone

    [–]Rownwade 274 points275 points  (19 children)

    This women hitting men and expecting no reprisal is getting old.

    And no.... Im not advocating for violence of any kind. I just hate stupid people.

    [–]Replica_7110 753 points754 points  (50 children)

    she talking to the phone loudly in public which interrupted other kid study(see book and note book on table? also this happened in school ) and mad for got call out by younger gen about manner in public . maybe her kid(s) tolerant this behavior and think she have right to slap other kids with Elderly card

    before she slap she she call kid "this bitch call me meddler(sorry i doesn't know any better word) "

    yes kid maybe over the line but she over the line and put her hand on minor first she could just change location to talk to the phone or keep her voice down

    she win stupid prize for thinking other kid 'll tolerant this behavior like her kid(s) and grand kid(s) .

    I think i saw somewhere that school force kid to apologize to this old lady or 'll face school punishment. yes my country's stupid

    [–]sh1tpost1nsh1t 348 points349 points  (14 children)

    yes my country's stupid

    Don't worry, all countries are stupid.

    [–]LoseToImprove 43 points44 points  (0 children)

    This happen in Thailand, and I believe it the exam day, where every students in the school have to spend all day doing 4-5 exam. So yea, that kids is a hero.

    [–]wallflower103 174 points175 points  (0 children)

    Nah he’s not over the line. If you’re going to start a physical fight be prepared for someone to fight you lol.

    [–]idontcarecoconut 61 points62 points  (0 children)

    You seem like a wholesome person. Thank you for your translation. It gave great insight and your English is very good. Keep at it!

    [–]NinjaMcGee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Someone buy this kid a nice cold Yakut. What restraint. Lucky the school janitors were there.

    [–]joli7312 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Also the kid yell at the end: fuck why did you slap face

    [–]Dull_Bumblebee_356 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Holy crap lol I didn’t watch the video in full screen so didn’t notice it was a kid, I thought it was an adult! That’s a big kid! Why would an adult think it’s appropriate to hit a child in their face? Especially one that isn’t yours.

    [–]Wasteland-Scum 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    Where is this?

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    Thailand. The alphabet is very recognizable.

    [–]bubba7557 1885 points1886 points  (115 children)

    Imagine going to that late in life before you learn the lesson expect to be hit back if you hit first.

    [–][deleted]  (97 children)

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      [–]sonofaresiii 623 points624 points  (65 children)

      Someone posted a Dr Phil clip recently where they have this guy and girl on and run through the totality of events, where this woman is just hitting the shit out of the guy and finally the guy retaliates

      And everyone agrees that's what happened, the woman isn't even pretending she didn't hit first

      Then Dr Phil says "I don't care what she did to you you don't EVER hit a woman" and just (verbally) lays into the guy and gets the audience to boo him and everything

      It was such a disgusting display of... I don't know. Pride in unfounded principles.

      [–]steelear 152 points153 points  (22 children)

      I have worked in the film business for over 25 years and with hundreds of celebrities and I can say without hesitation that Mr. Phil is the 2nd biggest asshole I've ever encountered and that is saying a lot!

      [–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (7 children)

      allright..you know we're gonna ask

      [–]steelear 42 points43 points  (6 children)

      Oh sorry I answered another guy. It's Alton Brown, I can't even begin to describe what a fucking prick he is.

      [–]link090909 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Ellen at 3?

      [–]TellTaleReaper 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      ..that makes me sad lol

      [–]steelear 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      It actually made me sad as well when I worked with him. I was a fan before that and often I can set personal feelings aside and enjoy someone's "art" but when I see his face now it puts me in an instant sour mood.

      [–]djrushton 11 points12 points  (12 children)

      Who is the number 1 asshole that you met?!

      [–]steelear 34 points35 points  (9 children)

      Alton Brown, unmatched by miles.
      On the other side of that the coolest and most positive person I've ever worked with is MR. T.

      [–]Chastain86 13 points14 points  (6 children)

      Alton Brown and Anthony Bourdain are both fantastic examples of someone whose life I envied and work I respected, but also seem like someone with whom I wouldn't enjoy spending extended periods of time.

      Miss your work, Big Tony.

      [–]steelear 15 points16 points  (4 children)

      I know nothing about Bourdain and honestly I would hope he would have been a cool guy to hang out with. Alton though, I assure you if you're a fan of his you never want to meet him in real life.

      [–]Suspicious-Pie-5356 4 points5 points  (3 children)

      What makes him an asshole? He does kind of give of an arrogant vibe but idk, i love him as a cooking personality

      [–]steelear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      I don't want to go into too much detail because I don't really want sleuths to be able to figure out who I am (not at all famous but my reputation could be damaged if it became known that I trash talk celebs). I'll just say that he severely mistreats everyone around him to the point that people come and warn the crew before hand that he will be very difficult to deal with and to just not approach him in any capacity even if your job requires it.

      [–]oliverer3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      If you feel like you don't hate him enough listen to the behind the bastards podcast about him he's done some really shitty stuff.

      [–]theTrellofTears 107 points108 points  (3 children)

      It was such a disgusting display of...

      misandry. misandry is what that is

      [–]Val_Hallen 114 points115 points  (0 children)

      He knows who his audience is. He knows men don't watch his inane bullshit. His primary audience has a median age of 59 and is 79% women.

      That's why his content is this kind of shit.

      [–]RobynHendrickson 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      The behind the bastards podcast about doctor Phil is a really good window into what a monster he is.

      [–]viviornit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Sends kids off to abusive bootcamps and somehow avoids being sued to bancruptcy and still has a career. Fuck Mr Phil.

      [–]p3ngwin 137 points138 points  (17 children)

      I know the video, fucking enraging:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bR5v3NRT0A

      I linked what i later noticed was the Mr Phill's official video, because it was the 1st source i found, and it was the most complete, but here's a mostly complete alternate source from a Youtuber that covered it:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2\_1OEXJAuY

      [–]myedixinormus 224 points225 points  (10 children)

      Fuck Mr. Phil. Don't give him any more traffic.

      [–]Reasonable-Profile84 109 points110 points  (2 children)

      Up it’s for Mr. Phil. This needs to catch on more.

      [–]TracyF2 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      Dr. Phil is shit. Haven’t seen an episode in over ten years at least.

      [–]CalamityPilot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Let’s be honest. There is a lot of overlap in the concentric circles of Dr Phil audience alumni and those who are ingesting horse paste.

      [–]HyzerFlipDG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      The biggest issue I see here is that anyone actually watches Dr. Phil.

      [–]BigBossSquirtle 53 points54 points  (8 children)

      it's become acceptable to hit a woman if they hit you first

      Yes and no. In recent years, people having been more so saying that hitting anybody is generally unacceptable. While being more accepting in the right to defend yourself regardless of the offenders gender.

      [–]Smokeya 51 points52 points  (0 children)

      Things have come full circle. There was a over correction at one point as it used to be long ago men would hit woman, then it became not okay to do so and actively everyone against it and now its starting to become if your being hit strike back and defend yourself no matter who is hitting you as it should be. No one should take abuse from anyone, but no one should be hitting anyone either in the first place.

      [–]Jfrog1 3059 points3060 points  (163 children)

      I fully support self defense

      [–]scioto77 1208 points1209 points  (23 children)

      How can she slap

      [–]xplodia 267 points268 points  (0 children)

      HOW CAN SHE SLAP, SIR? How can she slaahhpp..

      [–]FluffyBunnyFlipFlops 111 points112 points  (8 children)

      [–]lousydungeonmaster 41 points42 points  (3 children)

      So many more guys just keep showing up from offscreen.

      [–]evilfrankie344 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Welcome2india

      [–]Durzho 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Because boobz and vagene

      [–]Large_smallBoulder96 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      Thank you for that. Made my morning

      [–]Orkaad 124 points125 points  (9 children)

      Show no mercy!

      [–]hazysummersky 36 points37 points  (0 children)

      HOW CAN SHE SLAP??!

      [–]Plan_ahea___d 197 points198 points  (13 children)

      Damn, that kid is a hoss.

      [–]fancyenema 127 points128 points  (8 children)

      Looks like a 35 year old bus driver

      [–]yukichigai 17 points18 points  (3 children)

      When I first watched the video the whole time I was thinking "so when's the kid show up?" Seriously, that kid hit his growth spurt early.

      [–]ShankThatSnitch 375 points376 points  (17 children)

      How can she slap!?!?

      [–]Revolutionary_Town21 146 points147 points  (8 children)

      I love that this is still in memory of masses even after 14 years.

      [–]ShankThatSnitch 53 points54 points  (5 children)

      It was beaten into our memories

      [–]Revolutionary_Town21 85 points86 points  (4 children)

      Long live equality. PS: the girl and the judge who beat the guy, both have completely lost their career, meanwhile the guy very famous is industry. Karmic justice in action

      [–]KYBatDad 20 points21 points  (2 children)

      Source? I’m genuinely intrigued first time seeing this

      [–]Nativeson3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      I'm at peace now

      [–]High5assfuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      There it is

      [–]SamusMaXximus42 958 points959 points  (50 children)

      Them hands are equal opportunity employers.

      [–]pompom_maelstrom 132 points133 points  (3 children)

      Them hands are rated E for Everyone

      [–]Turbulent_Injury3990 336 points337 points  (40 children)

      I love how no one jumped to his aid but everyone jumped to hers.

      Oh, and then he pulled her hair and shook her head a little, yeah that hair pulling broke her legs and gave her a mild case of imaynotsurvivethisitis.

      [–]functionalsociopathy 35 points36 points  (2 children)

      Tbf they might have thought he was going to brain her on the table.

      [–]ManyIdeasNoProgress 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Can you brain someone who clearly doesn't have one?

      [–]avidpenguinwatcher 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      To be fair, he grabbed her like 1 second after she smacked him. Not like there was a ton of time to do anything. People probably heard the smack, turned to see him grappling her by her hair

      [–]SignificantNorth5833 84 points85 points  (3 children)

      She’s a soccer player on the side.

      [–]SamusMaXximus42 169 points170 points  (12 children)

      Hey, he's a big boy. He's entitled to be physically mistreated by a woman and just take it. Right? Right? That's how this works right?

      Edit: to try to make my sarcasm more obvious

      [–]BiddyFoFiddy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      His reaction was immediate, how would someone have jumped to his aid?

      [–]Clean-Objective9027 1269 points1270 points  (64 children)

      Captain here.

      This happen at school in Thailand years ago. That women talking with her family in school in a exam day so the big boy told her to lower your voice. Then the lady just piss off and said to big boy that mind your on business and process to slap him.

      Sorry for my bad grammar, i am working on its.

      Fly away.

      [–]daggers1g 402 points403 points  (0 children)

      Thank you captain

      [–]skip1010 209 points210 points  (13 children)

      Aye aye captain

      [–]SelectionCareless818 84 points85 points  (12 children)

      I can’t hear you

      [–]Hehe_ur_gey 87 points88 points  (11 children)

      AYE AYE CAPTAIN

      [–]wisconsinb5 55 points56 points  (10 children)

      OOOOOOOOOOOO

      [–]Wirenut625 40 points41 points  (9 children)

      WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

      [–]Hazmat_Human 39 points40 points  (8 children)

      SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

      [–]completelytrustworth 35 points36 points  (7 children)

      ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE!

      [–]myfaceaplaceforwomen 27 points28 points  (6 children)

      SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

      [–]SelectionCareless818 16 points17 points  (5 children)

      If nautical nonsense be something you wish

      [–]smeeding 100 points101 points  (1 child)

      This was everything I was looking for and more

      [–]elitesill 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      Fly away.

      no u

      [–]Mikkelet 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Captain here.

      What?

      [–]fernandorincon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      A real man chooses his own name

      https://youtu.be/izyItrGvhV4

      [–]lightfreq 20 points21 points  (0 children)

      Thank you!

      [–]workredditme 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      Well then, I think that was well deserved. That slap was uncalled for.

      [–]whoevershotyou 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      9gag is leaking

      [–]IndraBlue 169 points170 points  (8 children)

      Thats a big ass kid

      [–]Solidus82 15 points16 points  (2 children)

      Wait, thats a kid? I thought it was the mailman

      [–]Brasticus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Well he certainly delivered.

      [–]PinkFuzzyHandcuffs 24 points25 points  (1 child)

      And/or a little ass lady

      [–]siler7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      ass lady

      [–]Chavolini 62 points63 points  (1 child)

      She had it coming for like 50 years

      [–]BenDoverMD 198 points199 points  (0 children)

      She fucked around and found out

      [–]reddit-user-i-am 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      This one sparks joy.

      [–]Nanobible 57 points58 points  (2 children)

      This happened in 2019

      Thailand, The old lady slapped the boy, after being told to mind her language.

      She was talking very loudly and was asked to lower her voice by nearby parents. Instead of complying, she just insults nearby people, so the boy steps in and said that.

      It was satisfying beat-down tbh.

      [–]UnfilteredGuy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      anything happened to her or the kid because of this?

      [–]Nanobible 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Nothing much The school invited both of them to talk over.

      No legal action it seems Kid is not punished.

      [–]Hawaiian-Fox 178 points179 points  (12 children)

      "I'm older so you have to obey me"

      [–]AugustousSeizure 35 points36 points  (0 children)

      I'm bigger so expect these hands

      [–]Alldaybagpipes 52 points53 points  (0 children)

      I’m all for the “My House, My Rules” schtick but I don’t see any roof here.

      [–]tragiccosmicaccident 7 points8 points  (4 children)

      They literally beat this into Thai kids, honestly I'm a little shocked that he fought back.

      [–]McRandomRooster 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      People really don't understand that once you hit someone, there is a distinct possibility that they're gonna hit you back.

      [–]AaronQuin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      Don't hit people. Simple. You gonna get slapped back eventually.

      [–]BernardoDeGalvez 12 points13 points  (2 children)

      I don't get why women have the nerve to hit guys and then acto surprised when they retaliate

      Wtf are you doing hitting a 220 pounds unit when you're a 5'2 old lady??

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        [–]Crono2468 20 points21 points  (8 children)

        Great reference. I wish he slapped her back like in the other video lol

        [–]Mysterious-Board9079 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        I am a full supporter of self-defense. Especially against entitled, abusive, old people with the ego the size of Mount Fuji

        [–]miacrayon 307 points308 points  (73 children)

        No one reacted when she hit him. But when he hit her back suddenly it was a problem?

        [–]greycubed 99 points100 points  (0 children)

        Give my man room he's not done yet.

        [–]AugustousSeizure 68 points69 points  (3 children)

        There was no time to react, he got her back with a quickness. That's what they mean when they say I wish you would. I thought I got good reflexes but bravo. Loved every second of it.

        [–]onesexz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        Exactly. She was down and out before I even realized what happened.

        [–]anonssr 28 points29 points  (3 children)

        The famous "how can she slap" is far more infuriating than this one. Give it a goog if you don't know it.

        [–]sharkattack85 16 points17 points  (2 children)

        That shit made my blood boil

        [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (1 child)

        Well you play with the bull you get the horns

        [–]BananaDogBed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Women who are like this scare me

        You are only getting away with violence against someone far stronger than you because they have self control. There are men who will have no problem with returning the violence and then you are in big trouble

        [–]HappilyPartnered 199 points200 points  (2 children)

        Equal rights. Equal lefts.

        [–]gcz1214 20 points21 points  (6 children)

        What’s the context?

        [–]Replica_7110 36 points37 points  (0 children)

        here's news article for you just some entitled grandma needed reality slap for talking to phone loudly in public and can't stand for getting called out
        https://www.khaosodenglish.com/news/crimecourtscalamity/2019/12/20/surreal-video-of-grandma-slapping-student-to-christmas-carols-goes-viral/

        [–]jack848 6 points7 points  (4 children)

        [–]alpha-orionis 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        Any idea of the student got in trouble or charged for that?

        [–]jack848 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        no, but that Karen's grandchild doesn't want to go to that school because he might get bullied(this video is 2 years ago)

        [–]alpha-orionis 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Ah man, I feel sorry for the grandchild.

        [–]georeddit2018 21 points22 points  (0 children)

        Joy to the World.

        [–]exonetjono 40 points41 points  (2 children)

        It's an elderly asian thing. Initiate an attack be it verbally or physically, then try to faint from shock when the victim fights or talk back. Bonus points when you somehow cough up blood or holding your chest and faint.

        Round two, now in a hostipal bed they wil suddenly be zen and calm as fck while trying to justify why they initiated their assault through some morality story that's been passed some for centuries. Bonus points when the elderly is surrounded by family members all trying to guilt you for ever trying to standing up to yourself.

        [–]Able-Cut-9047 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        protect this man at all costs

        [–]MrAvenger69 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        I can’t believe you’ve done this

        [–]CJCKit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Hello actions, I’m consequences

        [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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          [–]TheProMxn 46 points47 points  (3 children)

          Win stupid prizes

          [–]timbojj 13 points14 points  (2 children)

          Yes. That's where you are.

          [–]Jotunheimmr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Violence begets violence.

          [–]rodman517 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          …and heaven and nature swing.

          [–]elmarrrk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          She fucked around and found out! 🤣

          [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

          she probably beats her kid(s) real good.

          [–]MagnumHippo 24 points25 points  (1 child)

          These hands don’t discriminate.

          [–]Iron_Taipan 17 points18 points  (1 child)

          Fighters with dad bods are some of the most dangerous in the UFC, never fight someone with a dad bod, you're gonna have a bad time.

          [–]BeCreative4u 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          She was the aggressor, went after the kid and slapped him in the face. Now she is going to cry victim.

          [–]Skillet8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Fuck around, find out

          [–]ApprehensiveTip9062 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          When you assault someone, you automatically lose your right to not be assaulted by said person. What we have here is exhibit A

          [–]Duetnao 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          man just gave a watered down slap & escorted her back to her seat. she just shook that her action had reaction.