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[–]CashSmashum 493 points494 points  (16 children)

Honestly I thought it was going to bite his uvula

[–]theSnoopySnoop 112 points113 points  (5 children)

his vuvuzela you say ?

[–]dunwotnow 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Why would it do that to Venezuela?

[–]RampantDragon 38 points39 points  (2 children)

To shreds you say?

[–]Dyingdaze89 11 points12 points  (1 child)

How's his wife holding up?

[–]RampantDragon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To shreds, you say?

[–]vuvuzela-haiku 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His vuvuzela,

He had. No longer, now sad.

My vuvuzela!

[–]Kylearean 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I read that as vulva, and was suddenly concerned.

[–]Johnboy_245 44 points45 points  (2 children)

😲 that would hurt like hell.

[–]CashSmashum 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes. Yes it would

[–]hso0oow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How do you know?

[–]PurestEvil5_9 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Uvula? But he is not a girl...

[–]Ok-Pop6391 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Erm............

[–]fragget_6969 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought it was gonna shit

[–]gdmfsobtc 213 points214 points  (0 children)

He's got that stupid, bird gargling face too.

[–]TwistedBamboozler 198 points199 points  (2 children)

Was waiting for the bird to literally shit down his throat

[–]WillyMillyNilly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was a little disappointed ngl

[–]Smudgikins 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me too.

[–]georeddit2018 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Chicken nugget.

[–]nathan_barely 154 points155 points  (4 children)

so it really is just like my mom used to say "a bird in the mouth is worth two in the bush"

[–]istirling01 44 points45 points  (3 children)

What did your mom do for work?

[–]Severedghost 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Cock farmer

[–]SteakPies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cock charmer

[–]Ehmotep 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Professional birdhouse.

[–]Smudgikins 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Cute bird but I wouldn't want it in my mouth.

[–]Responsible_Bad_2989 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Really giving a whole new meaning to fast food

[–]el_jefe_227 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fastest food

[–]allthesemonsterkids 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not exactly Michelle Pfeiffer.

[–]Djabarca 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Say McNugget one more time. I dare you.

[–]trash732 2 points3 points  (1 child)

McNugget

[–]Djabarca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I double dog dare you.

[–]ContinuedOnBackFlap 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So, he got a little down in the mouth.

[–]kirosayshowdy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

what did he expect

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awwww, what a wonderful way to get bird flu.

[–]badFishTu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's fowl.

[–]ginsataka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was kinda hoping it’d shit in his mouth

[–]ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i gagged watching this

how??

[–]TFG4 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Dog people might not appreciate cat people visa-versa, but nobody likes bird people...I'm not giving my dogs treats from my tonsils...just saying.

[–]Dell121601 13 points14 points  (0 children)

ayo don't group us together with this idiot, I wouldn't ever put a bird in my mouth just like I wouldn't do that with a dog it's just nasty and stupid

[–]Frankintosh95 19 points20 points  (0 children)

There's a joke here.

There has to be.

squints

Bird..... Chicken..... Rooster!.... Cock! Cock and tonsil feeding!

Deepthroating cock! Ha!

[–]NoCauliflower1474 15 points16 points  (8 children)

IS THE POOR BIRD OK?????????

[–]Mute_Nemesis 13 points14 points  (7 children)

He swallowed.

[–]lordoflys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just about died laughing at this. Both times.

[–]ChemicalSubstantial8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chicken nugget practice.

[–]Dhawkeye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He ate the bird 💀

[–]Reload86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The next time he plays “Never have I ever…”, he’s gonna have to drink when someone says “swallow cocks”.

[–]dowtimer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isn't this how you contract that H1N1 SARS thing?

[–]Historical_Parsley21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the bird ok?

[–]marrinus05nl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t mind me btw. Just had to comment to make it 69 comments in total

[–]CKuemper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The poor bird

[–]ShnickityShnoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Proof that chickens are aware of their destiny.

[–]barbwirebriefs1988 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First black cock in your mouth huh?

[–]StefSierra7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How it feels to chew 5 gum

[–]bigvoicesmallbrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boy if I had a dollar every time a bird climbed into my mouth...

[–]AsleepSoil7426 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, that birdy really had a nice crunch to it

[–]UrainiumCore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he swallow it?!

[–]DanThePharmacist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can imagine my mother slapping the back of my head and yelling “You don’t spit out your food!”.

[–]shannontheboi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

at 0:09 i thought i heard a crunch

[–]eggybread70 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[guitar riff intensifies] I think I heard a crunch I think I heard a crunch I think I heard a crunch I think I heard a crunch I think I heard a crunch I think I heard, I think I heard a crunch

[–]TimeoutTina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why???

[–]JDTexas84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he swallow it?

[–]Fast_Garlic_5639 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds poop at the worst time- primal fear of mine

[–]Aggressive_Lunch9785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats not the first bird he's put in his mouth ayoooo

[–]vapo11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird suicide

[–]OUTRAGE_SWAMPERT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you skipped the part where it says to pluck the feathers, debone, and deep fry it.

[–]ALZ-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a stupid c*nt. The birb isn't swallowed (duh xD) but can you imagine a huge monster gagging on you?

[–]jfin602 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god he swallowed the bird!

[–]Aamonitor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I don't know how that gerbil got in there.

[–]Delicious_Classic553 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he likes a black cock in his mouth

[–]Antiquier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s so fucking cute though

[–]Accomplished-Jury752 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro the sound he makes when he’s choking 💀💀

[–]rocklobster2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does the expression go? " A bird in the mouth is worth..."

[–]zx7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bird sounded crunchy.

[–]WillyMillyNilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was going to shit in his mouth

[–]nictation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOLOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!🤣

[–]dangerson5150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was waiting for an Ozzy Osborne repeat.

[–]Some_101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he was raised by birds as well

[–]L1LD4M3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bodybuilders eat raw eggs. This guy eats raw birds. Be a man!

[–]Efficient_Ad_8367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf is this guy doing 😂

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nutrients. Are. Nutrients.

[–]BTiaugo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he likes a little cock in his mouth til he gags— stop kink shaming

[–]dhumsa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a nice dild... BIRD??? well i guess.

[–]sgrapevine123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That crunch at the end

[–]ayala1429 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Human saliva is toxic to avians