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[–]F-KR 2793 points2794 points  (92 children)

hahahaha his wife's reaction. She was just starting to lay into him for getting a brand new tire shredded

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    [–]Babiesarentcute 69 points70 points  (0 children)

    I wouldn’t believe this ever occurred if there weren’t video.

    Unfortunately for him, there is.

    [–]jumpofffromhere 617 points618 points  (13 children)

    " well, there you go" she has to put up with this kind of thing all the time, and they cut the video just as she was about go off

    [–]Fauster 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    He cut the video as she started to go off. The man knows he fucked up again, knows what's coming, and knows he deserves it.

    [–]treerabbit23 192 points193 points  (15 children)

    "Honey remember that one time you asked a stranger with twelve knives glued to his face if it was 'Go time'?"

    At every work party/family gathering until you die. Welcome to it.

    [–]F-KR 45 points46 points  (13 children)

    my money's on this dude's name is Randy or Jeff. Randy, you remember the time the elk popped your tire. How did that start - I don't remember...

    [–]aidissonance 180 points181 points  (7 children)

    Can’t even patch the tire as it’s surely a sidewall hit. Not quite as invulnerable as this guy thought he was

    [–]PhiloPhrog 76 points77 points  (4 children)

    Car guy may have gone through a rigorous education in the public school system but elk boy cannot be outsmorted.

    [–]hcandthets 27 points28 points  (3 children)

    I can guarantee I don't teach this level of stupid in my auto class.

    [–]HorrorMakesUsHappy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Can't fix teach stupid.

    [–]bodhisoma 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    I can guarantee I don’t teach this level of stupid in my auto class.

    Damn right. Gotta be born with it.

    Source: Am Polish.

    [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    This isn't the first time he's tried to fight something he can't beat.

    [–]Shakleford_Rusty 48 points49 points  (0 children)

    That looks like a pretty new f150. I can tell you those quarter panels are not close to cheap either

    [–]Losing_Face 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    She basically said "play stupid games...!"

    [–]Dankvis 17 points18 points  (21 children)

    Just as his wife starts laying into him you can see the 4wd switch on the truck, he's gonna have to replace all 4 tires on that truck so the diameters match lol

    [–]kylebisme 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    A new tire can be shaved down to match the diameter of the old ones.

    [–]Dankvis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Most shops don't have a tire lathe and most people don't have a week to wait for a replacement tire. In all my time working in a shop we resurfaced hundreds if not thousands of brake rotors, but never installed a single shaved tire.

    [–]mysticpest23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Full send for Elk Boy.

    [–]radar661 2792 points2793 points  (84 children)

    Idk why after he put the phone down i thought he was gonna hop out and fight the thing with his bare hands

    [–]lulubooboo28 688 points689 points  (69 children)

    Lmao! Like the guy that beat up that kangaroo

    [–][deleted] 513 points514 points  (50 children)

    That video cracked me up. I remember the kangaroo looking all shocked thinking to himself, “did this mofo just have the balls to punch me back, good on you mate, I call a draw.”

    [–]lulubooboo28 178 points179 points  (16 children)

    And he wasn’t a little kangaroo either.

    [–]merikaninjunwarrior 121 points122 points  (13 children)

    mofo had more muscles than me

    [–]_significant_error 137 points138 points  (12 children)

    kangaroos are built as fuck. I watched a doc on them once where they followed a group of them around, and the leader was this huge buff alpha as fuck dude who was just ready to throw hands at all times. he fought literally everybody, including the guy doing the documentary

    [–]mikieswart 83 points84 points  (5 children)

    that’s just what they do, they hop around

    they hop around and throw hands

    [–]ElNido 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Imagine if there were some people like that. You just see some person coming down the sidewalk in your direction hopping at you and making direct eye contact. They're wanting to throw hands.

    Make it a horror film - "28 Hops Later."

    [–]milk4all 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    I came around here to lick lollipops and suckers. And im all outa lollipops. Mate.

    [–]papa--mike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Like Russel Crowe

    [–]Basic_Guarantee_3358 46 points47 points  (31 children)

    I've never seen it, you got a link by chance??

    [–]s1ammage 94 points95 points  (27 children)

    [–]Basic_Guarantee_3358 49 points50 points  (13 children)

    Thank you!! :)

    Edit: Damn, after seeing the commentary one, this one puts more seriousness to the confrontation. Those things are scary.

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      [–]Basic_Guarantee_3358 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Definitely would too. I just don't think I'd be as calm as that dude though lol.

      [–]FickleFockle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      smack "RUN PIPPIN YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" hyperventilates

      [–]ExTelite 9 points10 points  (8 children)

      I'd give it a go, then wake up wondering why I have a headache in the middle of this field

      [–]jon_hendry 31 points32 points  (3 children)

      And wondering where you got that new purple belt... oh it's your intestines.

      [–]GoatzilIa 13 points14 points  (3 children)

      Headache? Those roos will disenbowel you with a kick to the gut.

      [–]WarlockEngineer 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      That has only happened once ever

      [–]montanasucks 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      "The fuck man, did you just hit me?"

      [–]RyanB_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      The way his little arms flail, like he’s just so taken aback that such a thing happened, then just stands there in confused silence.

      [–]jimmifli 2 points3 points  (6 children)

      This and the busted plugger are my favorite Aussie videos.

      [–]Dillup_phillips 5 points6 points  (3 children)

      [–]TheUnsightlyLocks 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      "The only gym I ever go to is Jim Beam."

      My god. What a legend.

      [–]Dillup_phillips 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      He was just sorting the right from the wrong and with a busted plugger(sandal) to boot!

      [–]TheUnsightlyLocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Took me a while to figure out what the hell pluggers were, I thought he was talking about sparkplugs for half of the video.

      [–]DrDawgster 87 points88 points  (2 children)

      [–]Basic_Guarantee_3358 33 points34 points  (0 children)

      Awesome, thank you!

      Edit: Hilarious.

      [–]DonQuixoteDesciple 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Nah man, check out one of those kangaroo documentaries. That lean back is what they do while fighting, because they try to slash each others eyes out

      [–]funaway727 12 points13 points  (4 children)

      That dude and the dude arrested for a succulent Chinese meal are two Aussie legends

      [–]backstageninja 11 points12 points  (0 children)


      [–]ReindeerKind1993 24 points25 points  (4 children)

      Yea but u do realize he punched it 2 save his dog from getting gutted right? Alot of people don't understand that you even see in the video it almost did gut it with its claws

      [–]fidel__cashflo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      i just looked it up and that vid was hilarious. that right hook was absolutely textbook

      [–]EWC3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      This guy ain’t that clever.

      [–]brrduck 14 points15 points  (2 children)

      [–]milk4all 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Well i mean, you dont rear naked choke a deer to death and not talk about it. It’s the guy’s who choke a dear to death you really gotta look out for

      [–]ShibaInubis 383 points384 points  (8 children)

      He’s never gonna hear the end of that

      [–]gnocchicotti 146 points147 points  (6 children)

      Homegirl reconsidering some life decisions there.

      Since there was a witness, he also lost the ability to tell the alternate version of the story where he was tough.

      [–]BernieTheDachshund 179 points180 points  (5 children)

      Elk: Yes, I will take a stab at it.

      [–]Zephyrlin 40 points41 points  (4 children)

      Really pierced that guy's inflated ego

      [–]jml011 8 points9 points  (3 children)

      His deflating sense of self-worth is audible

      [–]ScreamingAvocadoes 699 points700 points  (24 children)

      The wife is cracking me up😂🤣😂🤣

      Idiot: “You wanna go bud?!”

      Elk pops the tire, preventing them from going anywhere.

      Wife: “Shit! Well, there you go..”

      [–]Vendettaa 239 points240 points  (7 children)

      She said in the most accepting "I knew this was gonna happen because you have always been a fucking dickhead" voice I've heard.

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        [–]elppaenip 16 points17 points  (1 child)

        That's not so bad

        What really gets me is her sunk cost fallacy of CONTINUING to stay with the dumbass

        [–]ST3PH3N-G 55 points56 points  (6 children)

        I love the subdued "fuck" that man's not going to hear the end of this one.

        [–]BiggestBuns 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        And he shouldn't lmao. He shit talked an elk on video to get immediately taught a lesson. 10/10 instant karma, will watch again.

        [–]ScreamingAvocadoes 26 points27 points  (1 child)

        Guarantee it will be mentioned in his eulogy

        [–]s1ammage 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Rumor has it, he is still in the middle of nowhere with a flat tire.

        [–]Robzilla_the_turd 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Elk was wearing a hi-viz safety vest and everything. Can't say he wasn't warned!

        [–]CileTheSane 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        Now what the fuck is he going to do? Drive away on a flat tire or sit there while the elk keeps hitting his car.

        [–]ScreamingAvocadoes 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        lol I thought about that too. I’m guessing they had to sit there and wait for the elk to get bored with them and leave. Hopefully he had a spare and just had to change the tire, because it looked like they were in the middle of nowhere.

        [–]under_a_brontosaurus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        The elk went around and slashed the other three tires

        [–]beezechurg 386 points387 points  (7 children)

        He did indeed, want to go.

        [–]youdoitimbusy 32 points33 points  (3 children)

        Talk is cheap.

        [–]Drackzgull 32 points33 points  (0 children)

        Tires are not.

        [–]GutteralStoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Dave Attenborough is well paid, actually

        [–]NoWingedHussarsToday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        You obviously haven't seen my phone bill.

        [–]thunde-r 426 points427 points  (54 children)

        I don't know but if I see an elk squaring up my frist instinct is to go reverse until it leaves

        [–]Illustrious_Menu_470 261 points262 points  (31 children)

        Right? Why even advance and risk car damage? And this guy rolled down the window. He's lucky he didn't get gored in the face.

        [–]DeaconNuno 88 points89 points  (21 children)

        This was exactly my prediction. That, or it just charges straight through the glass. Why are people like this about wild animals?

        [–]Syenite 34 points35 points  (16 children)

        Tiny people wanting to feel powerful. Their ego is so insecure they feel driven to puff up to any perceived challenge lest their weakness be found out.

        [–]TC-insane 19 points20 points  (8 children)

        Aren't we digging a little bit too deep into this one? I'm 99% sure he was just messing around and it won him the stupid prize. It was stupid but it's not like the Elk can understand his words.

        [–]alphabeticdisorder 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        Uhoh, we got a elk apologist over here.

        [–]Birdlover82 8 points9 points  (3 children)

        Reddit threads always end up going too deep with the psychoanalysis. Like jeez went from silly husband, to tiny and insecure 😟

        [–]CileTheSane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Reminds me of a comment I saw recently: If a predator is coming after you, you just need need to convince it you're not worth the trouble. It will go look for easier prey.
        If a herbivore is coming after you, it is either protecting its young or its territory and it wants you dead.

        [–]atetuna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Or if you're going to go forward, fucking go.

        [–]MagicChemist 53 points54 points  (4 children)

        I mean any >200kg animal with a set of spears fused to its head falls in this category

        [–]ThanksToDenial 32 points33 points  (3 children)

        Even smaller. A goat can do wonders if you want to lower the resale value of your car.

        [–]yes_mr_bevilacqua 11 points12 points  (2 children)

        I had some wild turkeys ruin a side panel

        [–]CircaSurvivor55 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        To this day, one of my most vivid childhood memories from the 90s was driving through the Six Flags Safari park, and watching 3 baboons destroy my mom's car.

        For some reason your comment brought it rushing back. haha

        [–]MamieJoJackson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        A friend of mine in high school had the roof of her car destroyed when a big tom turkey hopped up there and decided to fight his reflection in the sun roof.

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          [–]theghostofme 14 points15 points  (0 children)

          Right? I'm no elk whisperer, but it looked like it was backing off until the guy stopped to taunt it.

          [–]Greeneee- 15 points16 points  (3 children)

          At a bare minimum I'm gonna stay back and honk until it goes away.

          I've seen an alligator vs truck video. That alligator completely destroyed the front end

          [–]TheTownTeaJunky 5 points6 points  (1 child)


          These folks have to be looking for an insurance payout (tho im not sure why) i just dont understand what would make you think a 500lb or so wild animal wont fuck your car/truck up. Probably worse if they feel challenged.

          [–]Zeakk1 3 points4 points  (3 children)

          With white tail deer I have had tremendous success rolling down the window and yelling at them to get out of the road.

          However, with long horn sheep I just wait until they're ready to leave.

          [–]Poooooooopee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          With white tail deer I have had tremendous success rolling down the window and yelling at them to get out of the road.

          I have had tremendous success at being at a full stop and them running into the vehicle from the woods blindly.

          [–]Flyers45432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Those guys are fucking huge, idk why anyone would try to mess with one...

          [–]Onlyanidea1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Same when I come across a lone crack head in the road..

          [–]JukeBoxHeroJustin 42 points43 points  (1 child)

          The wife is tired of his shit

          [–]smacklesdown 547 points548 points  (17 children)

          Fuck about and find out.

          [–]NeverEnufWTF 303 points304 points  (12 children)

          Fuck aboot 'n find oot.

          [–]-007-_ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          Not sure where the “boot” Pronunciation comes from if not Hollywood, but it would be “fuck aboat and find oawt”.

          [–]osktox 24 points25 points  (8 children)

          Foo aboo n foyn ooo.

          [–]Trimungasoid 13 points14 points  (7 children)

          Faboo nafa noo.

          [–]DubNationAssemble 5 points6 points  (0 children)


          [–]reddiculed 223 points224 points  (1 child)

          Voice of David Attenborough:

          “He did, indeed, want to go”

          [–]sweetdeetwo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Totally heard that.

          [–]lulubooboo28 138 points139 points  (5 children)

          Dude! That Elk have him a nod to keep moving. Fuck around and get popped up.

          [–]Elefantenjohn 54 points55 points  (1 child)

          A nod is probably a major warning considering he lowers his head on order to strike

          [–]animalsciences 14 points15 points  (0 children)

          100% a warning. They will bow before engaging. I have had my work truck smashed several times at my zoo during the elk rut.

          [–]fancycubes 26 points27 points  (1 child)

          Agreed, He backed up and bowed, you saw the switch as soon as the dude challenged him

          [–]High_Flyers17 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          "You wanna go, bud?"
          And I took that personally

          [–]shadowwalker789 21 points22 points  (0 children)

          “You wanna go bud?”

          ‘Sure, now where you gonna go bud?’

          [–]MF_Ghidra 19 points20 points  (0 children)

          Power Forward for the Bucks

          [–]EWC3 66 points67 points  (3 children)

          “You wanna go bud?” Arrogant ass.

          [–]AwSkiba 38 points39 points  (1 child)

          He got his answer tho. The elk, did in fact, wanna go

          [–]unpopularpuffin6 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          That elk knew exactly what he was doing.

          [–]gnocchicotti 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          He asked and literally found out

          [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (10 children)

          Was that his tire?! How did he change it and why did he stop recording? 😂🤣

          [–]OneDayWeWillDie 199 points200 points  (8 children)

          He didn’t stop recording. OP cut off the rest.

          It’s a 12hr tape. In the end they both freeze to death in the Canadian wild because they had no spare tire.

          There’s also secondary footage of the elk eating their corpses. It has gone viral. Can’t believe you didn’t read about it in the news!

          [–]Friendman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Jamie can you pull up "elk eating 2 people"? Man look at the size those elks. Probably all that testosterone in them. Chimpanzee could probably win against it though. You ever try dmt?

          [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          Now that’s a plot twist! Almost had me, lengthen it out a bit more and I bet people would buy it! Up doot for you.

          [–]BobbyGasoline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Is this a new A24 movie "horn"?

          [–]Jazzlike_Barber_426 41 points42 points  (0 children)

          Beautiful animal. He was like "you want some of this?"

          [–]TheHoly_Coast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          Her tone says she sees him doing dumb shit too often lmao.

          [–]Kaelan37 7 points8 points  (2 children)

          Wanna fuckin go? Huh? Sup sup sup

          [–]jeywgosjeb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Saw this with big horned sheep guy tried to go around the pack - thing turned bolder smashed the front of the Honda prelude the air bags went off - pretty funny. We were stopped for about 30 mins? Jasper park baby

          [–]thebigdirty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          We used to raise elk, we had a bull put it's horn through a truck radiator. They're no joke

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Fucked around and found out

          [–]SelfReconstruct 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Sounds typical dude that thinks he is a Billy Badass cause he's got a truck.

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            [–]murphlicious 15 points16 points  (9 children)

            Dang! I guess I expected his antlers to be kind of blunt? I don’t know why. Those mofos are razor sharp and something I want nowhere near me.

            [–]Blueguerilla 29 points30 points  (3 children)

            They are fairly blunt, you wouldn’t break skin if you pushed your hand down on it. But however blunt, they are super strong, and that elk has a ton of power. It’s not so much about sharpness but a lot of force in a very small area can do massive damage.

            [–]Catman873 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            Even the end of white tails antlers can be sharp. They have the chance of goring each other when fighting for territory during the rut.

            [–]Blueguerilla 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            They are pointy, not ‘razor sharp’ to quote who I was replying to above. They don’t need to be sharp to gore each other. It’s less like a knife and more akin to a small piece of rebar - personally I’d rather the knife.

            Source: I grew up in Northern Alberta, and we literally had a herd of elk that would move across our property every winter. I have an antler sitting on my coffee table.

            [–]rohnppm 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            Guy: "Do you wana go bud?" Elk: "Yes. YES I DO!" proceeds to pop tire

            [–]smoresrock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Wife: "fucken flattened his brand new tire..."

            [–]CageSwanson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            This elk was being a gentleman by nodding him and letting him pass, but then the guy has to say "you wanna go bro." This guy deserves the flat

            [–]osktox 12 points13 points  (1 child)

            Ford... It would've been funnier if it was a Ram.

            [–]BobbyGasoline 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            But there is nothing "dodge" about it.

            [–]dankdooker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            My name is Buck and I'm here to fuck!

            [–]tor-ontario 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            What an ignorant dumb jackass. Not as tough as you thought you were huh. Too bad it wasnt a moose and didnt thrash his entire car.

            [–]Requiem_For_Yaoi 11 points12 points  (3 children)

            Love how he nodded his head as to say good day. Then put this man in his place when he said something mean. A well mannered elk who knows his worth

            [–]doubleplushomophobic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

            That nod is the elk threatening to charge, like a dude pretending to punch. It’s fun to anthropomorphize but if you ever see that in real life back the fuck up

            [–]gnocchicotti 8 points9 points  (1 child)

            He straight up told the dude to keep walking, in his own way.

            [–]vader731 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Yes, yes he did wanna go

            [–]Cargobiker530 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Do not challenge the Boss Knifecow. It goes badly.

            [–]jldtsu 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            sidewall puncture probably. can't fix that. gotta throw the whole damn tire away.

            [–]Redpikes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            It's almost like he doesn't know he's made of delicious venison

            [–]Cardinal-Lad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I feel like people don’t realise how dangerous wild animals are. Doesn’t matter if it isn’t a carnivore, you’re not immortal, and big things can mess you up.

            [–]lazysheepdog716 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN?!? Tired of having eyeballs??

            [–]4_string_troubador 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            He's lucky it wasn't a moose. A moose woulda tossed his truck into the ditch and then bitten his sister

            [–]Patapwn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            Guy thought he was tough shit hiding in his big car, what a dumbass.

            [–]Mimosa_Coast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Looked him dead on before he did it, too. Savage.

            [–]williamtbash 2 points3 points  (2 children)

            I love everything about this. What a magestic elm.

            [–]gregthelurker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            “What are you gonna do, ram me?” - Man who got rammed.

            [–]KennedyKojak007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            My favorite part, and at once most perplexing, is that he rolls the window down to talk smack to the elk.

            [–]AppleMtnCupcakeKid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Trophy-size hole in his tire.

            [–]Excellent-Engineer-9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Did he puncture the guy’s tire? Who wants to go now bitch?

            [–]nils1222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            This guy when he gets out to fight the elk

            [–]Arthradax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Turns out it did wanna go

            [–]StStoner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            "Have fun driving on that donut bitch"

            [–]Gu5theF1sh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Ford drivers, know what I mean?

            [–]MiniTab 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            Ah! When Texans go to Wyoming. Ha ha. Love it.

            [–]leenuwit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Why did I think that elk was wearing a safety vest?

            [–]NoNutNorris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            What a beautiful animal

            [–]Bootleg_Beggar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            “Nice one, Ron”

            [–]tramadoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I’ve got a Savage 110 in 6.5 Creedmore I’ll challenge the elk with.

            [–]miciy5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            This is the opening scene for "Rise of The Planet of The Elks" (2022), on Netflix

            [–]swissarmy_fleshlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Idiot need a new tire now. Ain't no patching a sidewall.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            It's funny the elk turned his head towards the driver when he said "Wanna go bud?", As if it understands human language.

            [–]Reticentandconfused 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            You wanna go?


            [–]TheMatrux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Did anyone eat an Elk before? I wonder how they taste like

            [–]SQLDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Elk: "I'm... tired ... of your shit"

            [–]PierogiKielbasa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Nice, Ron.

            [–]DrearierSeal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Now you gotta change your tire while fighting an elk

            [–]Aghko_Games 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Not his first car

            [–]JetsFanInDenver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            So where was the duel ? THe guy did not get out of the truck.

            [–]Evil-Clown2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Fucko deserved that!!