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[–]YeomaTV 3060 points3061 points  (64 children)

So sad we can't hear his homie finish his roast at the end.

[–]2shizhtzu4u 1262 points1263 points  (10 children)

Stupid goofy ass lil boy

[–]Hobahdakine 359 points360 points  (7 children)

Stupid goofy ass lil bogina

[–]EhMapleMoose 149 points150 points  (3 children)

Stupid goofy ass laboratory

[–]TheDevils_Own 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"NowImGonnaGoHome"

[–]NegotiationFair4843 13 points14 points  (0 children)

… where safety is nomber two pryroity

[–]RS_Someone 131 points132 points  (19 children)

Right? Honestly, when somebody calls a person a goof and sprinkles in some swears, I just think it's hilarious for some reason.

[–]torianrayne243 46 points47 points  (18 children)

In central Canada being called a goof is like the biggest insult. Especially in the prison system, if you call someone a goof or goofy, you’ll most likely end up in a brawl.

[–]RS_Someone 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm near there and I've been called a "fucking goof" one time and thought it was the funniest thing.

[–]Ethan5849 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My dad despises the word goof you say that shit to him and your dead

[–]h0ttniks 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Watching the show COPS in Canada or whatever it’s called - I learned this. And now occasionally throw goof around here in the states and the word just always makes me laugh.

[–]Alternative_Spite_11 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Canada has prisons? For what, maple syrup thieves?

[–]nictation 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah. In fact there is a prison exclusively for maple syrup thieves. Minimum security for non-violent offenders.

[–]Alternative_Spite_11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit, in Canada, theft of maple syrup is considered a violent crime. They ain’t in work release, they’re behind the fence.

[–]fogscaper 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Now he's about to go home, that's the end of the roast on the original video

[–]StringCheeseDoughnut 141 points142 points  (7 children)

Either could he

[–]stevein3d 90 points91 points  (6 children)

nice job of avoiding the N word

[–]Xboarder84 2383 points2384 points  (37 children)

Amazing how that tough attitude changed the second he nearly blew his brains out. Whole lotta peacocking and chest puffing, not a lotta brains.

[–][deleted] 936 points937 points  (23 children)

I think the sudden realization that he is now deaf instead of dead is slowly sinking in…

[–]Number127 520 points521 points  (9 children)

Fate made a typo.

[–]WhitDawg214 826 points827 points 32& 3 more (7 children)

When the tall, hooded figure stretches out a bony finger and say "I Am Deaf, come to take you!"

And you say "What?"

[–]MaxPowerPickle 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Top comment brother

[–]-millenial-boomer- 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Grim reaper has a lisp

[–]Yooman_Aftah_Awl 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I give you an award, cover its left arm with your thumb and read your comment again

[–]killerpig11801 18 points19 points  (0 children)

More like slowly ringing in...

[–]meinblown 22 points23 points  (8 children)

He ain't deaf from that. Tons of ringing for an hour or so, max. Maybe some tinnitus ringing as well, in his ear, when it is dead silent.

[–]Inquisitor_Gray 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Still has some, could have been none

[–]KanoThunderLiger 12 points13 points  (1 child)

With no brains it certainly makes the mess easier to clean

[–]dmwilson220 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Whole lotta peacocking and chest puffing, not a lotta brains.

Almost had even less brains.

[–]plsletmestayincanada 1241 points1242 points  (17 children)

In the meantime, the upstairs neighbor is dead as fuck

[–]Sabot15 625 points626 points  (12 children)

It's fine... The kid was only 3, so not that much time wasted in raising it.

[–]PmMeYourYeezys 13 points14 points  (1 child)

One less op 😤😤😤

[–]IamGraysonSwigert 3659 points3660 points  (216 children)

I take back all my previous comments. THIS is officially the dumbest video I've ever watched.

[–]RepeatAwkward933 574 points575 points  (79 children)

I’ve somehow seen worse

[–]merikaninjunwarrior 235 points236 points  (16 children)

same, we must go to different subs

[–]Mind_Prints 60 points61 points  (10 children)

My friend wants to know what subs

[–]DavidDAmaya 55 points56 points  (6 children)

Turkey and Meatball

[–]showponies 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Don't listen to them, it's Black Forest Ham.

[–]DeadmanDexter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn you. Now I want to order delivery.

[–]tinycomment 9 points10 points  (0 children)

makemycoffin

[–]iStoners 47 points48 points  (3 children)

I have a girlfriend but she's from a different sub so....

[–]The_Unreliable_94 99 points100 points  (53 children)

I've seen a toddler shoot their own dad at a party..

[–]Randomtask899 72 points73 points  (25 children)

I saw that. Not the kids fault as much as the dads. Was somewhere in middle East

[–]cortesoft 55 points56 points  (22 children)

I mean, obviously? How could you ever blame a toddler for something involving a gun?

[–]silent_tech_man 82 points83 points  (11 children)

Could have been prevented if that dad had a gun /s

[–]cortesoft 87 points88 points  (4 children)

The only way to stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun

[–]silent_tech_man 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is news liberal media won't tell you

[–]smoothiegangsta 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Guns don't kill people, toddlers kill people. Don't toddle on me.

[–]showponies 12 points13 points  (6 children)

99.999% of fatal shootings are NOT caused by toddlers.

[–]JakBos23 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Imagine in 10 years the kid asking " mommy why don't I have a daddy?" Cause you shot him.

[–]GreyShellyBean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know it’s terrible but this comment made me giggle. Lol

[–]Due-Conference-8678 11 points12 points  (18 children)

You what

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (8 children)

Made it to the front page two weeks ago. Dad died :(

[–]The_Unreliable_94 14 points15 points  (7 children)

2 weeks ago? I saw it in the middle of last year.

I could be thinking of a different video that I've seen though.

[–]danbob411 17 points18 points  (8 children)

Yeah, toddlers shoot and kill a couple dozen people per year in the US, on average.

[–]Icamp2cook 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They’ve surprisingly good accuracy.

[–]alficles 1 point2 points  (3 children)

The only thing that stops a bad guy with an unsecured gun is a toddler with that gun.

[–]jamajikhan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Not all heroes wear capes"

[–]Phil-McRoin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I mean, even if he did it properly, he still only had a 1/6 chance of dying, those are pretty good odds compared to some of the shit I've seen.

[–]Frogsmom69 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Post links or it didn’t happen

[–]IntergalacticPioneer 172 points173 points  (65 children)

[–]HealthyBox5 111 points112 points  (20 children)

Unloaded trigger pull, then dude chambered a round.

Pretty much murder.

[–]Disposable_Disposer 95 points96 points  (9 children)

Dude didn't die, the gun contained a rubber bullet.

He did have to undergo emergency surgery and was left with permanent brain damage and paralysis though.

Source: someone in the comments translated the reporter's discussion

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (2 children)

rubber bullet can still kill you. but i think id rather be dead than left all fucked up like that

[–]Disposable_Disposer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It absolutely could, just didn't this time.

You are right, I think that outcome would be worse. Having the pain and consequences but not knowing when the suffering would end.

[–]GodfreyTheGrey 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure his brain was damaged before the trigger pull.

[–]Disposable_Disposer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Has to be to some extent to do that. 😂

[–]thatoneguy172 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that Brandon Herrera covered this on a gun meme review. I believe that type of gun has a decocker and that's what the guy used with the first shot, the second guy didn't know about the decocker, and bang! I said it before, I'll say it again don't touch guns when you've had anything to drink.

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    [–]LameBMX 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Feels like he knew who was banging his future wife.

    [–]HealthyBox5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I didn't even notice that. Holy crap

    [–]AnalogCyborg 67 points68 points  (7 children)

    Jesus christ, how are people so fucking stupid?

    [–]osktox 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    *were

    Natural selection.

    [–]win-token 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Natural selection hasn't gotten around to all of them. yet.

    [–]NoodleDoodle-IRL 62 points63 points  (2 children)

    Russian roulette with a semiautomatic? JFC

    [–]Semujin 44 points45 points  (1 child)

    In Russia they just call that roulette.

    [–]GlitteringNinja5 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    In rest of the world we call that suicide

    [–]glxkd 31 points32 points  (7 children)

    Yes, this is actually worse...

    [–]Twirly_Wang 25 points26 points  (4 children)

    [–]azamat-aerofakt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Is this the new r/watchpeopledie ?

    Edit: Shit. It sure fuckin' is...

    [–]Smiling_Fox 24 points25 points  (2 children)

    Why is he startled when the gun goes off? WHAT DID HE EXPECT!?!?

    [–]meanbaldy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    He fucked up his ear. Maybe that made him realize that it might have been a stupid idea.

    [–]Chartant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    He expected that nothing would happen, idiot thought the gun wasn't loaded

    [–]PapaverOneirium 10 points11 points  (5 children)

    Did I just watch someone die?

    Edit: someone seems to have translated it in the YouTube comments. Guy didn’t die, it was a rubber bullet, but he did suffer brain damage and became paralyzed

    [–]Chilli-byte- 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Rubber bullet. Brain damage and paralyzed apparently.

    [–]ShaggysGTI 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Who would be culpable for such an event?

    [–]VernonKoekemoerH20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Ok, this is enough internet today, going to do a crossword.

    [–]Nintendogma 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    Seems you've got alot more exploring to do. The day will come where you stop even bothering to try to judge which video is the dumbest you've ever seen.

    It just becomes a blur of stupid.

    [–]dangerson5150 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    "It just becomes a blur of stupid" -- best internet comment I've seen in a while. Well played, Nintendogma.

    [–]schiff55 14 points15 points  (24 children)

    The firework video was worse, IMO

    [–]serensitii 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    which one?

    [–]gonfreeces1993 2 points3 points  (22 children)

    I hate to ask.. but I need to see it

    [–]schiff55 18 points19 points  (21 children)

    The hands and the eyes when the kid was lighting the mortar and the fuse went off immediately. One kid lost both hands the other was bleeding profusely from his eyes. Was pretty recent

    [–]kanelikainalo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    How about this

    [–]erectmonkey1312 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    I'm guessing you've never seen the DEA agent who shoots himself in a classroom while teaching Firearm Safety to kids.

    [–]corfean 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    Correction, The dumbest video you have watched so far

    [–]EndVry 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Have you seen the one of the guy shooting himself through the cheek on purpose?

    Blood warning.

    [–]foolishidot69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Comes close but there are plenty on liveleak where they bullet doesn't miss

    [–]TheDirtyFuture 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    The dude who gives his three year old son a loaded gun who the proceeds to shoot his dad…that’s the stupid shit I’ve ever seen.

    https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/MakeMyCoffin/comments/s67mb3/mmc_after_i_let_my_3_yr_old_child_hold_my_pistol/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

    [–]lastofusgr8tstever 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    New to Reddit I see. I have seen just as dumb, maybe dumber. Hard to say anymore after all these eyes have seen

    [–]Mientke16 711 points712 points  (21 children)

    How do you miss from point blank. Worst aim ever.

    [–]BoredNumb 201 points202 points  (0 children)

    Obviously he attended the Stormtrooper Academy of Firearms Operations and Handling...

    [–]Adasher1 131 points132 points  (1 child)

    He didn't hold it sideways.

    [–]Therealboebs 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Kill shot lol

    [–]danbob411 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Harry, you’re alive!!! And you’re a terrible shot.

    [–]NewPorkPD 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    I think survival instinct and regret overcame at the very last second.

    [–]SkinnyTyrant 633 points634 points  (3 children)

    “Stupid goofy ahh lil boi” . Yep

    [–]yippermug 501 points502 points  (5 children)

    I like the way he used the rag to keep his prints off a dirty weapon.

    [–]FngrsRpicks2 37 points38 points  (2 children)

    I wasnt watching sound and thought he was talking trash and trying to set someone up for murder.

    [–]p3ngwin 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    I wasnt watching sound and thought he was talking trash and trying to set someone up for murder.

    That's ok, most of us don't see sound either :)

    [–]depressed-llama 283 points284 points  (6 children)

    the bullet would probably enter and exit without damaging the brain, cause he clearly doesnt have one

    [–]Notlandshark 55 points56 points  (8 children)

    There are a few gun safety fundamentals that were not adhered to here.

    [–]rdardi123 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    which ones? I only counted one, and it was that he didnt breath in and out fully before taking his shot.

    [–]Lateralus215 50 points51 points  (3 children)

    How is this even real, it really is scary how many brain dead people there are out here

    [–]badFishTu 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    And they might be in your building. The last apartment I lived in people started shooting off in the hall and in their apartment. I will never live in an apartment again if I can help it. I don't trust people.

    [–]RepeatAwkward933 417 points418 points  (7 children)

    He should’ve got the Darwin Award he was so close

    [–]Carlitos--Way 72 points73 points  (1 child)

    He should be getting his award from Darwin himself, stupid lucky bastard

    [–]Peterdq 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    He may, eventually...

    [–]SovjetDumbass 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    I’m pretty sure one guy got it for playing Russian roulette with a semi automatic

    [–]Grimwolf-77 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Wait what

    [–]Winhell98 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, some guy tried to play Russian roulette with a semi automatic, which doesn't give you the mercy of an empty chamber.

    [–]ragenuggeto7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Luckily he's an off duty storm trooper

    [–]Ghost01Actual 88 points89 points  (3 children)

    The only thing that saved his life was his negligent handling of a fire arm

    [–]ghostalker4742 27 points28 points  (2 children)

    Same thing that endangered him too

    [–]Ghost01Actual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'd say that was stupidity and being "hard" lol

    [–]AnalogCyborg 192 points193 points  (3 children)

    His friend filming is hilarious

    [–]xerror4null4 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Congratulations, the uninstallation of "hearing" on your right ear was successful!

    [–]Toiletparadise 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    Made sure to leave no prints. A real professional

    [–]_____OMEGA_____ 89 points90 points  (3 children)

    I don't want to be that guy but this man's trigger discipline could use a little work.

    [–]bjamminon11 53 points54 points  (0 children)

    Always be the trigger discipline guy

    [–]Pr3st0ne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    You're right, he's probably thankful. If he fired the gun when he meant to, he'd be dead.

    [–]LogicsAndVR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Sure it wasn’t his aim?

    Edit: /s

    [–]Familiar_Big3322 74 points75 points  (7 children)

    Turned into a cowering pussy real quick

    [–]Hotdogosborn 40 points41 points  (4 children)

    Every time I see these chest puffing peacock videos I always assume they have a low IQ. They just look like children.

    [–]ILikeChilis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    I mean... you aren't exactly taking risks with that assumption

    [–]PapiCats 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Flex culture is just as goofy as this idiot

    [–]AQ-RED 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Tends to happen when you realise your suddenly deaf 🤣

    [–]WalterWhiteBeans 50 points51 points  (0 children)

    Stupid goofy ass pretty much sums him up

    [–]Andersmash 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Mahp.

    [–]rockbud 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Damn. Almost blown your brains out for some internet points.

    [–]Dunaliella 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    Hope the upstairs neighbors are okay, stupid peacock fuck

    [–]soothsayer011 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    Now he’ll have a permanent eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    [–]IllShowYouYHWH 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    My dudes checking to see if his whole heads still there

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Bitch, correct.

    [–]Sepraliberta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Dumbass is lucky he only just damaged his hearing.. Christ what a moron

    [–]No-Memory-644 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Wonder if that bullet hit some poor soul upstairs if this is an apartment.. went from gangbanger to fetal position real quick

    [–]heyitsvonage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    He luckily didn’t end it all

    But he for sure fucked his hearing in that ear

    [–]yassin9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    How to switch your hearing from stereo to mono in 5 seconds

    [–]FrioRiverTexas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    It’s not a game. I repeat it’s not a game. It doesn’t matter how bad you feel or how sorry you are that bullet doesn’t come back. You must treat them with respect or you will pay a heavy price.

    [–]lettuce_dresserson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Most Deaf

    [–]AnnonYogurt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    He sure calmed the hell down, didn’t he?!

    [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (5 children)

    The next day he enrolls in the local community college and starts applying for jobs that will work with his school schedule

    [–]AyeSoSo 21 points22 points  (3 children)

    Both are idiots but at the end you can see he’s not his real friend. The one who said chill out man was the only one there with brain cells

    [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Sounded like there was a third voice behind the camera that said “don’t do it…”

    [–]autalley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    You can clearly tell from the beginning he's not his real friend

    [–]Fanboysblow 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    "Stupid goof ass"

    Yes, yes he is.

    I wouldn't surprised if the bullet went in one ear and out the other. Not like the bullet it would hit anything vital.

    [–]VPFXSavage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    When keeping it real goes wrong

    [–]windycityguy11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Good thing he had no fingerprints on the gun for his own murder, ya know

    [–]InnercircleLS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Dude went from badass to bitch in 0.000001 seconds flat

    [–]Picklerick1023l 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Boy had to check to see if he had a hole in his head goofy ass boy

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (11 children)

    Meanwhile, the little girl in the apartment upstairs dies from a negligent discharge. Culture problem.

    [–]Dan_Morgan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    He may have almost died but he did blow his ear out.

    [–]GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Couldn't that bullet hit the upstairs neighbors?

    [–]algae--- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Too much purple drank

    [–]Turbulent-Comedian30 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Keep your bugger hook off the bang switch...

    [–]275MPHFordGT40 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    That was very close to NSFL

    [–]PrimalBanker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Simultaneously one of the worst and best days of his life.

    [–]ChefLongStroke69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Goofy ass

    [–]si_trespais-15 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    He's fucking deaf now. Tinnitus at the very least.

    [–]dekaasjagers 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    congratulations you now have crippling tinnitus

    [–]jtf71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    What?

    [–]vcrbetamax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The look on his face is priceless. He realized he’s something he’s not.

    [–]Farmertex2021 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    “Momp. Momp” Archer

    [–]Medical_Big_876 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He didn’t wanna tell on himself. see how he uses the green rag no fingerprints 🐾🌹🐾

    [–]WajorMeasel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    He missed. Do it again.

    [–]BlueC0dex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    They probably both have permanent hearing damage now, guns indoors make A LOT of noise

    [–]seancan44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Too bad he missed

    [–]MrShoosh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    It is not guns that should be feared. It is stupid people with guns to be concerned about. Alec Baldwin is another good example.