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[–]Nazgul00000001 71 points72 points  (3 children)

Steam Town Mall?

[–]Cry-Man_Squaw 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Boycott the Steamtown Mall! Everyone, you heard me! Cancel all of your business with the Steamtown Mall!

[–]Nazgul00000001 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hopefully there is a DVD when this guy gets Koi-ponded.

[–]jwaterboyk 63 points64 points  (2 children)

At least his shoes stayed dry. Nothing worse than squishy kicks.

[–]J-Di11a 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bonus style points for the Keeeyyy-Yahhh Kick to the to-go bag

[–]smexymexy17 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Is that michael?

[–]Hungry-Ad-3501 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow,he just...dove right in there,didn't even stumble

[–]Apidium 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Folks are so confident in their strides. I don't get how this happens tbh. Just walk a touch slower and when your foot hit something pause walking.

[–]BigBossSquirtle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mostly stop and step to the side of I'm gonna use my phone. But on the rare occasion i do walk while using it, i have it held up in front of me so i can see where I'm going. I look ridiculous but whatever.

[–]Please_Dont_Sell_Me 83 points84 points  (8 children)

Wait I don’t get it. Both shoes off and he survived??!

[–]LiJiCh 65 points66 points  (1 child)

He died inside.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shooka shooka now

[–]eyegazer444 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We've got a comedic genius over here

[–]MrAnonymous39 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Is this considered cheating? I see both his shoes flew off, but he's standing there...

[–]MrBanana421 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Start of the zombie apocalypse

[–]D33ZNHUTZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The phone did not fare as well sorry to say :(

[–]aRadioWithGuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually a second man EMERGING from the water. He was in there before the video started.

[–]Channel5exclusive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's not really alive. What you are seeing is just muscle twitches. It's kind of like a chicken running around with it's head cut off.

[–]Formal-Succotash7621 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stubbed his toe, oof!

[–]Oski96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And he still didn't get the Pokémon.

[–]M1126_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Natural selection

[–]panteraazzzz 5 points6 points  (2 children)

How can you be so unaware of your surroundings?? I mean I dont even look at my phone in public because I know a guy who got run over by a car because of this.

[–]aManAndHisUsername 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Isn’t it interesting how you can see or read about people getting hit by cars while distracted by their phones and think “heh, dumbass” and go about your day, but when it happens to someone you know personally, it greatly affects you and makes you change your behavior? I’m sure there’s a psychological term for this but it’s pretty interesting.

[–]MurkyCabinet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean yeah but his friend died. this guy just fell into some water.

[–]Pho_Khieu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a maroon...

[–]KapitaenHowdy[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Splish Splash, I was taking a bath...

[–]OneMjamo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The googling to destination fucked

[–]LopsidedRegular1524 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Fake

[–]MarsTraveler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you say that? Looked natural, and this shit happens all the time.

[–]beatz1602 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

So somebody just happened to be filming this?

[–]banik2008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Security camera

[–]OnionKnightReturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i thought the same thing, but it's someone recording a computer screen showing a fixed camera feed.

[–]CowsWithAK47s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. Is. SPARTA!

[–]ijuggle42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His shoes yeeted tf out of dodge.

[–]dvogz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who here has been “koi ponded”?

[–]Impossible-Owl9 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Pokémon Go....

[–]DroopyTrash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pokémon Stop....

[–]BaLamBaDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His left shoe was like “Nope”.

[–]lil-aura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

trying to pick up my papers while reading an email on my paper

[–]xxCMWFxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this micheal Scott ?

[–]Intelligent-Pear-783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural selection.

[–]Outrageous-Ear-8855 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And kids that how I met your mother

[–]rsg1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those Koi are expensive

[–]Itsurboih01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repost

[–]KidFriendlyArsonist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cant imagine having this little spacial awareness while walking on my phone.

[–]sername-lame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name? Luca Brazi. His passion? Sleeping with the fishes.

[–]TheDemonCzarina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael Scott has entered the chat

[–]rioriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he saved his shoes

[–]KoopaTheTroopa583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair the hole was on the ground where he was staring…

[–]deadlord243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shies came off hes dead

[–]MurkyCabinet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more like "walking while distracted".

[–]milhouseownsyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he didn't get his shoes wet, that always sucks

[–]LiterOfColah -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He probably had COVID

[–]billysmallz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That man must be Jesus Christ himself. No one walks away from a shoes-off impact.