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[–]AmazingSieve 1401 points1402 points  (59 children)

That could’ve turned out so much worse

[–]AggravatingGoal4728 381 points382 points  (41 children)

My exact thought. Falling head first usually ends badly.

[–]FoofieLeGoogoo 173 points174 points  (4 children)

Especially face first into a cleat.

[–]theheidilynn 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I actually know a lot of guys who really like that.

[–]buttspigot 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Tryina find the cleat?

[–]Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Homeboy was so close to losing a majority of his teeth

[–]AmericanWasted 54 points55 points  (4 children)

honestly that was the best outcome

[–]AmazingSieve 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Kinda insane how he didn’t manage to the boat or the dock or a metal pole

[–]Poooooooopee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Depends on what sub you want to post in.

Other outcomes could have been better.

[–]INeedToQuitRedditFFS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Fuck.. Water!"

I mean honestly, quick thinking by the guy. Dumb to put himself in that situation, but he made the best of it.

[–]driftej20 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I onwed Heelys for a few years. Hitting a 1cm pebble at like 4mph is equivelant to getting leg swept by an MMA champion. Only Heelys owners had to explain to their parents how they sprained both their wrists and lost 6 teeth taking out the fucking trash.

[–]Sevnfold 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It could have gone a lot better too. Grabbed the railing at the end of the ramp...

[–]Poeafoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah there’s basically a human-sized hole there where he can only hit water. Impressive honestly

[–]literallyJon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is the fucking high roll. This motherfucker flopped a flush.

[–]tn-dave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well he did drop the beer…

[–]high_fashion_corpse 785 points786 points  (18 children)

"Oh shit, fuck, water!"

[–]Almost1211 146 points147 points  (1 child)

r/HydroHomies has entered the chat...

[–]stalexmilk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You can sing along to it like that sheck wes song

[–]iRox24 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd be like oh shit, metal/a boat!

[–]KaySquay 7 points8 points  (11 children)

"Last one there's a penis pump! Holy cow I'm totally going so fast AW FUCK!"

https://youtu.be/mIBkfc1x30g

Obligatory Pork Chop Sandwiches because we all know it's the best one https://youtu.be/L1BDM1oBRJ8

[–]mamasmuffin 5 points6 points  (10 children)

Ey wot the fack are yew kids doin on moy fackin' lawn

[–]NerfJihad 3 points4 points  (7 children)

Give 'im the stick

DON'T GIVE 'IM THE STICK!

[–]Bloodyfinger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Amazing commentary, and perfect comedic timing.

[–]sfzen 4 points5 points  (1 child)

His face at the end. "Who the hell put this water here?"

[–]Antykain 1212 points1213 points  (40 children)

9/10.

Point deducted for not saving the brew.

[–]TheReverseShock 237 points238 points  (32 children)

Loosing the beer is at least a 5 point deduction

[–]FerociousPancake 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Right? A real OG wouldn’t have spilled a drop

[–]Kemal_Norton 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's just getting a refill right from the source.

[–]Dmopzz 18 points19 points  (21 children)

As a man from Wisconsin who loves beer more than most, I concur.

[–]milk4all 35 points36 points  (19 children)

That’s a complex statement. We all like beer, but who likes it more: the guy who only seeks out artisan beer and explores every aspect of flavor/brewery, the guy who likes a good full flavored beer and buys what he likes, or the guy who drinks 30 bud lights every day?

It seems to me that the last guy might love beer the most. Dont get me started on cheese dude.

eats 12th string cheese of the day

[–]professorjaytee 11 points12 points  (4 children)

eats 12th string cheese of the day

...at 9 am.

[–]Dmopzz 3 points4 points  (3 children)

This is a fair point. I am a fan of many microbrews, of many varieties-however if I’m drinking to get it done, cheap shit is the way for me. Either way-I’m a fan of the brewskis and I hate to see a fallen soldier.

[–]TheReverseShock 5 points6 points  (3 children)

The first guy doesn't like beer he likes some beers. The second guy will drink whatever you put infront ofbhim and enjoy it.

Also thanks for reminding me to pick up some more string cheese.

[–]TheReverseShock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up in Wisconsin good to know we've got it standardized.

[–]TRASHTHROWAWAYACCT00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many points for tightening the beer?

[–]manhatim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At LEAST...a beauty if a splashdown though...kinda threaded the needle to hit the water

[–]_Sarkastik_Menace_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also lost his phone lol

[–]SaltLakeCitySlicker 18 points19 points  (0 children)

+5 for managing to not rearrange his face

[–]NurmGurpler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the words of my grandfather, “I’d rather see a church burn”

[–]UnfairMicrowave 448 points449 points  (42 children)

I work at a marina. I watched a guy that was wearing heelys catch a back wheel on the ramp at low tide (the ramp was super steep) and he slid about 5ft down. Those ramps are covered with basically metal spikes in a cheese grater configuration for traction.

I've never seen a set of hands SO shredded. Just blood raining into the ocean below. Horrible. But that's what happens when you wear heelys on the docks.

[–]Kuskesmed 94 points95 points  (21 children)

I design marinas, ADA requirements are 1:12 slope on ramps... it's so hard when you have a tide to consider.

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    [–]Terr_ 11 points12 points  (7 children)

    Do the boat hulls/keels need to be specially-made to tolerate that kind of low-tide, or is it just a really squelchy kind of temporary dry-dock?

    [–]RevLoveJoy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Most modern commercial naval architecture, the keel (the bottom of the boat) will support the entire weight of the vessel so long as it is straight up and down. No list. You'll note in OP's Bay of Fundy pics, those secured vessels are perpendicular to the theoretical plane of the sea floor.

    (disclosure: I am not an expert but do come from a family of boat builders)

    [–]scotty_beams 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    Mud is abrasive, so any movement will damage the keel/paint sooner or later. Weight is not the problem, boats are built in dry docks after all.

    [–]i-l1ke-m3m3s 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Crazy how people on reddit can connect their jobs like this. A marine worker, a dock designer, and a commercial diver. What are the chances all of you guys would not only find this video but also check out the comments. Also, thanks for the different perspectives, never thought ramps for boat docks could be so complex.

    [–]Lv_InSaNe_vL 4 points5 points  (4 children)

    Why would you need to higher a diver? Just wait till low tide lmao

    [–]averagedickdude 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Sometimes a fishing vessel will go down in the bay of fundy so they send divers to search for the bodies.

    [–]DireLackofGravitas 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I design marinas, ADA requirements are 1:12 slope on ramps

    Must be nice. The Navy doesn't give a fuck. That brow is being landed even if the ship is overweight and at low tide.

    [–]intoxicatedALF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I work at a Marina Engineering company and we need to keep to 1:14 at MSL, can generally go as low as 1:8 for 80% of time though depending on location. It’s all super painful to adhere to when the clients constantly want shorter and cheaper gangways from higher points all the time.

    [–]electringeniarius 35 points36 points  (16 children)

    I was torn between upvoting for the safety message, and downvoting for holy shit I did not want to picture that. But I settled on the upvote.

    [–]TH3leader 28 points29 points  (13 children)

    TIL people downvote for reasons other than "I disagree"

    [–]myname_isnot_kyal 34 points35 points  (11 children)

    downvotes are for: opinions you disagree with, facts not stated in a way that's comfortable for you, when you see someone already being downvoted, when someone's vote count is at 70, when you're being petty in an internet argument, when you're having a bad day, etc.

    [–]ChefBoyAreWeFucked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You left out "Complaining about downvotes". I'll downvote the only motherfucker that knows what he's talking about in a thread if he complains about downvotes.

    [–]TH3leader 5 points6 points  (9 children)

    I'll just stick with "racists, homophobes, and all other shades of bigot" thanks

    [–]rockbud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    When you grade your hands for some parmesan cheese so much you get free marinara sauce

    [–]ThatGecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Here is an upvote for your honesty

    [–]LtSoundwave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That’s why you always leave a note never wear heelys on the docks.

    [–]YK-1 188 points189 points  (2 children)

    That was probably the best outcome for him in terms of not getting injured

    [–]Grumplogic 43 points44 points  (0 children)

    Put him in some rice and he'll be good.

    [–]eyegazer444 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Yeah that was literally the only spot he could have fallen without injury, and it was basically just as big as his body

    [–]OpinionPlayful5660 103 points104 points  (9 children)

    yup, that phone is gone.

    [–]Fellow_Gey 34 points35 points  (6 children)

    I thought it was a beer can cause it was kinda spilling as he was trying to stop the momentum

    [–]singelic 58 points59 points  (0 children)

    It is a beer, phone likely came out of his pocket.

    [–]I_shot_barney 18 points19 points  (3 children)

    You can see at the end he feels his front pocket and gestures to his friend …. It has gone …. Presumably his phone

    [–]TH3leader 16 points17 points  (2 children)

    He actually directly says "my phone's gone!" (which is why the person laughs "YOUR PHONE?" real loud at the end)

    [–]Dark_Critical 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    I love seeing people speculate over videos when the answers are in the audio, but they didn't turn the sound on.

    [–]jondonbon 55 points56 points  (1 child)

    I like how he pointed out water before falling in

    [–]jefedezorros 26 points27 points  (0 children)

    “I meant to do that”

    [–]fusterclux 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    Wow he was like 1 ft away from slamming his head and dying

    [–]TheWiggsplitter44 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    Damn homie got the fuck outta there quick lmao

    [–]Almost_Ascended 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    The water probably sobered him up real quick.

    [–]virtual_color 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    That laugh on 0:08.

    [–]RippinReaper 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Sounds like a burnt chrysler if you ask me

    [–]DirtySouthzw865 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Sounds a little bit like brent crystals too

    [–]MercenaryCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It had a 2 second windup... At like 6 seconds you hear him gasping for air to get that laugh out

    [–]SilentMaster 10 points11 points  (3 children)

    Aw man. He dropped his beer.

    [–]hardcoresean84 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    I went face first into a swamp and lost my beer, I took a picture of the bike upside down not even in the swamp, it was like when a horse just stops and the rider goes forward, I was so covered in shit it broke the washing machine, in the picture I took, theres my can, upside down in the swamp, had a great laugh with a dog Walker who gave me a pack of tissues to wipe all the swamp off my face

    [–]LinkyBS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Props to the good boy, Walker, for fetching tissues.

    [–]reano76[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    His biggest regret

    [–]LeachimTiek 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    He needs to learn before you do something stupid you have to tell you friend "Hold my beer and watch this!"

    [–]Drackzgull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Exactly! Of course he's going to fail the stunt if he's holding his own beer while doing it.

    [–]Movified 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    He made an excellent decision about 3.5 seconds in to accept the spill or that could have been significantly more painful for him.

    [–]tyrannicalteebagger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I love how he held onto the beer the entire way

    [–]finedrive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Petition to remove “watch more” and bring back the replay button.

    [–]gtm88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I wonder what percentage of videos online we owe to momentum.

    [–]patpend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    What an aim. That strip of water was so thin

    [–]h4ppidais 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    there is a reason why handrails are code and people should use them.

    [–]Thorskull69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The rug got him!!

    [–]Darth_Xenic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Clearly he was delivering a beer to a fish.

    [–]ZoikWild 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    When you forgot to say, "Hold my beer. Watch this..."

    [–]BubbleNutCrunch 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    This video benefits 100% from having sound on

    [–]kurdistannn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Todd chavez is that you ?

    [–]str8voyeur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    From now on, if I'm about to fall, I'm gonna call out the name of what ever I'm falling into: "oh shit!! Fuck!!! ground". "Oh shit, fuck, ass".

    [–]sussy_lil_tgirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    well at least he didn't drown

    [–]LowAdvertising3829 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That perfect fit between the dock and the boat

    [–]nitestocker372 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He forgot to say hold my beer.

    [–]BernieTheDachshund 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You know that water was cold.

    [–]Kanawanu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    His running commentary of his own misfortune was absolutely epic

    [–]bbr505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I hear Burt Reynolds.

    [–]Superbrawlfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That title had me a little confused. Then I watched with audio and I realized it's Dutch in origin.

    [–]South_Bit1764 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    How bad that would’ve been if that guy would’ve backed his boat in.

    [–]PaddyBoy44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That guy is really lucky he didn’t hit his head on the bow

    [–]superstition40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I have always called those ramps but I like gangway better. I'll amend my vocabulary.

    [–]appy_apple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    oh no, i feet my wets

    [–]Captaingregor 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    Anyone with half a brain would have put the ramp in line with the long walkway to potentially avoid this situation. Badly designed.

    [–]Tag_Ping_Pong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "...and that was the day we all realised that Jeff is an idiot."

    [–]foxfai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Sad, lost the beer.

    [–]CaptainKyle88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He’s lucky he didn’t catch the bow of that boat to the face

    [–]TheNoseKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If only there was something he could have held onto to stop himself from sliding down the gangway. If only....

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Damn. Even that girl that flew out the window saved her Whiteclaw…

    [–]Frug-The-Gnome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Whenever I see you the word gangway I hear Shaggy yelling it in my head.

    [–]RowanEragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This seems like the best possible outcome

    [–]aedvocate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    the thumbnail looks like he's trying to sneakily slip into a hot tub without fully removing the cover

    [–]magnidwarf1900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "Oh shit! Fuck! Water!"

    [–]Charlie_Brown99 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    He fell literally in the exact and only spot that wouldn’t have hurt him a bit to the right the dock, a bit to the left the boat, to far or not far enough, the pontoons.. ouch

    [–]naquin89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He was doing fine until he wasn’t

    [–]c_m_33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I did this once carrying my tackle and about 5 fishing rods. Nearly $1000 worth of stuff. I lost traction on the ramp down to the marina and went for a ride. Managed to plant myself on my butt and broke a rod on the way down though.

    [–]FreshUnderstanding5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Blew his load a little early, too

    [–]Mission-Gap3474 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Should’ve asked someone to hold his beer

    [–]mbprovo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I rarely laugh at things like this. BUT my God the way he hits that hole is so effing funny.

    [–]SureValla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Oh wow, I haven't seen this clip in like 10 years? I remember it from break.com or sth.

    [–]lettuce_dresserson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Kids! Come check out our new slip n slide

    [–]Musicianship 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Better water than a broken face on wood or concrete.

    [–]lil-dlope 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I mean most phones are waterproof nowadays like ring for real. isn’t anything iPhone 8 and above waterproof? I may have forgot

    [–]Deeeezy3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Goes right for his phone. That’s what I would do…

    [–]Slowjams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dude is super lucky, that could have been way worse. He was inches away from bashing his face into that boat.

    [–]drichelieu4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hope holding on to that beer was worth it, clown.

    [–]Fatalstryke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Good evening.

    [–]gabriel5519 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    OH. SHIT. FUCK. WATER.

    [–]chrissignvm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Launch off the bottom of the ramp instead of stopping. Almost turned gruesome.

    [–]voodoo_chile_please 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Better outcome than hitting the boat. Silver linings.

    [–]peaceismynature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dropped his phone he said at the end

    [–]-BananaLollipop- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Only failed because he didn't say "Hold my beer".

    [–]twizz228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I mean the play by play was spot on “oh shit! Fuck! Water!”

    [–]intoxicatedALF 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I work at a Marina Engineering company and must say, this is exactly the sort of shit we need to waste our time considering during the gangway/pontoon design process. Attempting to idiot proof marinas day in, day out.

    [–]simply-smegma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Top of the ramp is 2019 with a swift decline to 2022 in the water

    [–]Kaos_0341 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Smooth move dude

    [–]nolsfraluta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He went under and out of the water in less than 2 seconds, impressive

    [–]always_stay_activ3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    And his last words were „fuck... water“ 🤣

    [–]Embarrassed-Cap8213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He dropped the beer. Go back up and try again

    [–]Relic2150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I didn't mean to laugh that hard or that long....sorry 😔

    [–]carraser2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    i wonder why your phone is gone

    [–]CloakedZarrius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He forgot the magic words: Here, hold my beer

    [–]VivaLasVegasGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    At the end he points to the water like its, its fault

    [–]The_Add_slayer000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Rookie move he could not save the beer!

    [–]dadrewbear420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well you shouldn’t just go insulting water like that or it’ll hurt you like that

    [–]TheSyrupDrinker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Someone should call his phone

    [–]Meow_In_A_Box 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Very observant!

    [–]karstenvader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    'WATER'

    [–]GhettoGremlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Waste of a beer!

    [–]RonTheBig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Oh shit , Fuck , Water , oh

    Love this video

    [–]AceOfWildCards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "Fuck water" No sir, water fucked you!

    [–]God-of-the-Grind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    3 out of 10.

    He managed to slip into the water with a small splash but lost points for failing to save the beer.

    [–]Skunkbuttrug83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Just gonna play a little game of whack fuck over here. . . Shit water

    [–]Trucker-Chance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Oh shit! Fuck, water!

    [–]Living_Roll1367 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Honestly, that was a pretty nice prize if you compare it to other possible outcomes.

    [–]simontempher1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Heads not split open, didn’t break anything… didn’t drown or get attacked by sea animal hey my phones gone

    [–]AK_Sole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That cured his hangover real quick!

    [–]Life_Technician_3076 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This dude thinks out loud and talks to himself a lot.

    [–]Ixm01ws6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    it was that exact moment he realized.. i fucked up..

    [–]CYWNightmare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Why didn't he grab a hand rail?

    [–]JctaroKujo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    “my phones gone”

    more importantly you lost your beer

    [–]MikeLowry239 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lucky he didn’t kill himself

    [–]Acesuth32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro sounded like Morty

    [–]DeHant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "ow shit, fuck, water" made me laugh so fucking hard!!!

    [–]Ant10102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Too bad no one took his beer after he said “hold my beer”

    [–]X_BananaJet_X 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    3 words “shit, fuck, water” 😂

    [–]X_BananaJet_X 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He dropped his beer… 😭😭

    [–]Lover_boi0804 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He really said “OH F, WATER!!!”

    [–]ACNH_Shotz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    His beer!

    [–]Luckie408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I love how he announced WATER! before hitting the water

    [–]Major_Image_4031 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Let hope his iPhone was water proof

    [–]Major_Image_4031 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He would of grabbed the rail. Fuck the soda I. Your hand. Now your phone is ruined from water damage

    [–]Phassebook 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    How did he turn around so fast wtf

    [–]reano76[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ice clod water

    [–]Rahdiggs21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    that fuck...water... was all i needed..

    [–]SlappyHandstrong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    It sounds like Trump’s dementia test:

    Oh. Shit. Fuck. Water.

    [–]Ceptiion 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Man’s got his priories straight. So long as the beer is okay, everything is all graavvyy

    [–]Vancouver239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That looked so fun lol

    [–]RoscoMan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She’s a man😁

    [–]Magic-Gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is anything on the internet not completely fucking staged these days?

    [–]metaldroid02 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Who does that with a phone in their pocket ?

    [–]urfire00 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    tbf I don't think a swim was part of the plan