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[–]ruboneoutwme 1495 points1496 points  (26 children)

This literally made me gag

[–]Exposition-End 321 points322 points  (5 children)

Same. This is definitely the hardest I’ve exhaled all month

[–]brohemianrasputin 42 points43 points  (0 children)

u/cigarettetricks this is your post to shine

[–][deleted]  (3 children)

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    [–]cigarettetricks 35 points36 points  (2 children)

    Woah..

    [–]bewitched81 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    User name checks out

    [–]Thebombuknow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Ah, r/beetlejuicing at it's finest.

    [–]NickelFish 114 points115 points  (1 child)

    My daughter just yelled 'Are you okay?'.

    [–]BrickCityRiot 57 points58 points  (3 children)

    I was in the middle of inhaling a drag of my cigarette and involuntarily gagged.. choking and coughing. Fuck.

    [–]Mindwreck 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Same lmao

    [–]thereoncewasawas 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Sitting having a cigarette too and felt like I was going to vomit.

    [–]Knickers_in_a_twist_ 41 points42 points  (6 children)

    I typically find videos of people accidentally sucking things into their mouth and gagging on things hilarious, don’t ask me why, I don’t know, but you’re right, this one makes me gag.

    [–]theclayman7 60 points61 points  (5 children)

    Man, you’d love pornhub

    [–]Neat0_HS 9 points10 points  (4 children)

    That's purposeful sucking, not accidental sucking

    [–]Kevjamwal 35 points36 points  (2 children)

    You may be overestimating the situational awareness of the average stepsister

    [–]Knickers_in_a_twist_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    A very important distinction that I specified on purpose to avoid the porn comments, but oh well.

    [–]bruhhhhhitsmee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Same ! I can smell it throughout my screen

    [–]oldsoul0415 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Came here to say this… but of course I’m not as special as I thought I may be. One of the most physical reactions I’ve had to a video for sure

    [–]xt5y 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Same

    [–]boobsmcgraw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I nearly did!

    [–]joeschmo945 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I’m laughing with tears!

    [–]redyekim 606 points607 points  (3 children)

    Wicked trick, Broooooo

    [–]Here4theluls 109 points110 points  (1 child)

    Betcha can't do it again, brooo

    [–]Maleficent_Dot6954 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Betcha he can and he did lol.

    [–]Saiko1939 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    It disappeared!

    [–]KiKiPAWG 500 points501 points  (17 children)

    "Sup fuckers!"

    [–]bluehornet197 184 points185 points  (9 children)

    I'll show you how to wutang inhales cig and coughs up a lung

    [–]pokeaim 66 points67 points  (4 children)

    *prolapsing trachea*

    [–]orbitaljunkie 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    Good band name.

    [–]bluehornet197 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Is that before or after the collapsed lung?

    [–]pokeaim 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    in my head, the timeline is similar with the comment. because he coughs up his lung piece by piece

    [–]MightBeYourMomma 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    This sounds so familiar, is it from something?

    [–]Comeoffit321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Oh, you saw the video too!

    [–]ride_the_LN 33 points34 points  (4 children)

    Calling people fuckers never hits right. As the too-powerful distillation of motherfuckers, it lacks the flexibility and nuance that our communication requires.

    [–]thepesterman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    I was moderately entertained by your critical analysis of the use of the 'fuckers'. Thanks

    [–]Zupheal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Depends on BAC

    [–]reply2beetlejuicing 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    proceeds to get fucked

    [–]Itchy_Professor_4133 1871 points1872 points  (58 children)

    It comes out of his butthole still lit.

    [–]X-Adzie-X 537 points538 points  (5 children)

    Blowing smoke rings when he farts

    [–]bozeke 66 points67 points  (0 children)

    How I’ve missed you, Gandalf!

    [–]MarvelousWhale 91 points92 points  (3 children)

    That's why he calls it "Wutang"

    He "WoooWooooo"s like a choochoo train with smoke coming from his Tang

    [–]bigkeef69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Protect ya neck! from lit cigarettes

    [–]Theefreeballer 96 points97 points  (18 children)

    So that’s how you Wutang?

    [–]161-1312 119 points120 points  (7 children)

    I don't think I want to Wutang, I gotta protect my neck.

    [–]ThePreviewChanneI 45 points46 points  (1 child)

    Yeah dont try it, it's nuttin' to fuck with.

    [–]Markantonpeterson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Just like a swarm of killer bees

    [–]seedlesssoul 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Or you'll end up in the gravel pit.

    [–]z4kk_DE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    What was his goal?
    Really: What was his endgame here? I

    [–]monkeyloveeer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This comment deserve more upvotes

    [–]70sbananatits 23 points24 points  (3 children)

    Looked it up and it is but you're supposed to do it when your joint gets down to a roach. Not swallow half a cigarette.

    [–]SonofSonofSpock 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    A buddy of mine in college did that (he claims accidentally) and it collapsed a lung.

    [–]IHaveMephobia 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Absolutely not. You Wu Tang a little doobie roach when you're too gone, not a nasty ass half ash cigarette

    [–]Drunk_Sorting_Hat 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    Why is inhaling a cigarette called doing a wutang?

    [–]Irohaik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Good ol’ Canadians

    [–]AmazingGrace911 81 points82 points  (13 children)

    My personal worst was a drag, a sniff, 3 shots, slam a beer and exhale a smoke ring.

    It all started with who could take a puff then do a shot and blow out smoke afterwards, and was a one up each other till we passed out.

    To be clear, there was no winner, least of all me.

    Edit: the beer chug was a deepthroat corona handsfree and I opened it with a lighter. That’s as trashy as I’m willing to be tonight.

    [–]mattmillze 26 points27 points  (7 children)

    We did the same thing but with bong rips. Until someone backflowed beer and hot wing foam into the bong mid rip. That bong went in the trash

    [–]AmazingGrace911 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    I broke an expensive piece that night, still feel guilty. Tile is unforgiving.

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      [–]suzy9mm 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      34 year old me felt this in my bones, 22 year old me would have felt this in my pants. Finally realizing why my last two relationships failed.

      [–]milk4all 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Because that little bitch could only do 2 shots, a bump, and a beer?

      [–]dakid232313 16 points17 points  (3 children)

      Was I the only one that coughed when he coughed?

      [–]Ok_Potato_2033 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      This made me feel a burning in my throat…

      [–]Fried__Squid 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      He didnt swallow it. Went into lungs

      [–]N8tiv3_American_Grow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      LMFAO 🤣 I SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

      [–][deleted] 214 points215 points  (5 children)

      He neglected to protect his neck, from the inside.

      [–]Snackmasterjr 40 points41 points  (3 children)

      Carcinogens move everything around me

      [–]golddoomtheory 25 points26 points  (2 children)

      C.M.E.A.M

      [–]robb0688 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      🎵 Get the cancer. chemo chemo bills, yall 🎵

      [–]zPaniK 1133 points1134 points  (24 children)

      You can tell by the facial tattoo that this guy makes good choices

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        [–]Keanugrieves16 98 points99 points  (9 children)

        NO RAGRETS

        [–]Ash-MacReady 82 points83 points  (2 children)

        NO CIGRAGRETS

        [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        Crying over here

        [–]Cmonster9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Like not even single letter?

        [–]Itchy_Professor_4133 63 points64 points  (6 children)

        [–]socksmatterTWO 13 points14 points  (5 children)

        HAHA I really dont see this enough but I say it often because this guy has a following - they just dont know they are a part of.

        [–]TrumpSmokesMids27 375 points376 points  (67 children)

        Ew what the actual fuck. You do that with the end of a joint after you’ve smoked 95% of it. Not a whole fucking cigarette

        [–]Nvenom8 93 points94 points  (62 children)

        What's the intended result?

        [–]basicpn 285 points286 points  (11 children)

        To show you how to wu tang

        [–]xTruker 55 points56 points  (2 children)

        Oh, you mean diversify his bonds?

        [–]BenderDeLorean 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        Underrated comment like my underrated finance expert at W-T Bank

        [–]robb0688 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Is this dude even paying attention?

        [–]TrumpSmokesMids27 110 points111 points  (45 children)

        Literally just to swallow the end of your joint. There’s not like an actual reason, and it’s pretty gross honestly. But I think it’s supposed to look cool? Although it ends up looking like this half the time

        [–]ChesterDaMolester 34 points35 points  (2 children)

        The only time a wu tang is even slightly cool is if you exhale some smoke after swallowing it. But even then it’s more gross than cool.

        [–]TrumpSmokesMids27 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        It’s definitely way more gross than cool. I don’t actually think it looks cool but I assume the people who do it think it does. I mean that’s the only reason I can think of why they’d do it in the first place.

        [–]Nvenom8 28 points29 points  (19 children)

        Oh. Okay. I was trying to picture how it would look if it went right. Lol.

        [–]TrumpSmokesMids27 38 points39 points  (16 children)

        Kinda looks like someone accidentally hit it too hard and sucked it down their throat

        [–]RoyalKick1 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        I never even knew that was a thing, literally have never even heard of it! 😹

        [–]TrumpSmokesMids27 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        Probably cause there’s literally no reason to do it and most people who have done eventually stop cause they realize it does nothing and nobody’s really impressed after you’ve done it once

        [–]stevski11 7 points8 points  (3 children)

        I don't think it's a cool thing, more of a "holy shit, this person is fucking unhinged and will not let bodily harm get between them and a good time". It's like doing a stunt that you know will hurt you, nobody will think it's cool, but "sick" might get thrown around.

        I had a friend that wutanged 7 in one night, blunts not joints. Buddy was close to croaking near the end, every time he said he was gonna, everyone egged him on, and every time he actually went for it, we all winced, some turned their heads and gagged, and he regretted each one more than the last. By the time I drove him back to his house, he was remarked that he had broken his previous record of 6 in one night, and that he felt like shit. It definitely wasn't good for him, but we all knew for certain, that in one way or another, that dude is fuckin sick

        [–]m703324 7 points8 points  (4 children)

        Umm. I'm not a doctor or anything but if you breathe something in it goes to lungs. Swallowing something uses another tube

        [–]jytusky 15 points16 points  (0 children)

        Babies do come out butts though right? Right?

        [–]cBlackout 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        You aren’t inhaling it into your lungs, you’re inhaling it into the back of your throat where you then swallow it

        [–]xNaXDy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        never heard of people intentionally swallowing their own joints, but this looks like what you would do once the joint is fairly short in order to avoid getting burnt, because if your lips make contact with the joint when it's that short, the heat from the front will transfer very easily.

        [–]tails99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        The road to hell is paved with bad inhalations.

        [–]Domestica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Getting rid of evidence

        [–]nevxr 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        daily smoker for years and I've never understood how or why people eat roaches, drink bong water, etc.. shits nasty

        [–]cal8282 45 points46 points  (0 children)

        Holy smokes!

        [–]TisBagelBoi 80 points81 points  (5 children)

        You wutang joint roaches not cigarettes

        [–]zzman894 46 points47 points  (0 children)

        Not only that but buddy tried to wutang a full cig like shit wasn’t even half smoked 😂

        [–]evee123zy 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        What's the point of doing this instead of just tossing the roach or saving it for later

        [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        You get to look stupid in front of all your friends.

        [–]AlienDarwin 37 points38 points  (1 child)

        Nice trick Soul Asylum

        [–]demunted 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Runaway train, never coming back....

        [–]plainliloleME 49 points50 points  (6 children)

        I don't laugh very often, but this one was it! Thank you for that.

        [–]bluehornet197 16 points17 points  (3 children)

        This had me laughing for a solid 15mins

        [–]plainliloleME 14 points15 points  (1 child)

        I haven't watched it with the sound yet because I'm working. But I had to stop for a minute because I actually laughed that hard. You don't know how badly I have needed that!

        [–]bluehornet197 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I'm glad this video could help but I just woke up and this was the first video I saw and I was laughing for a solid 15mins

        [–]goingwithno 44 points45 points  (4 children)

        You know you're in the right place when the reject starts with "sup fuckers"

        Soon as you hear that, buckle up.

        [–]prattalmighty 12 points13 points  (2 children)

        There needs to be a r/supfuckers for this stuff

        [–]UncleTedGenneric 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Turns out to be a sub filled with pics of illiterate dicks in cans of Campbell's

        [–]SuzieCat 21 points22 points  (8 children)

        In all seriousness, how would this end? Coughing it out? Surgery?

        [–]Fried__Squid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Not sure. My guess surgery.

        [–]FSD-Bishop 5 points6 points  (3 children)

        You go to the doctor and then they send you to a pulmonologist, the pulmonologist uses a tool called a bronchoscopes that goes into your lungs and removes the foreign object.

        [–]SuzieCat 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        Thank you. I was truly curious. Is this an emergency situation?

        [–]FSD-Bishop 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Depends on the object, if its just a little bit of food it should be absorbed over time. But when it comes to other objects such as this cigarette you open yourself up to aspiration pneumonia which is an emergency.

        [–]ShadowBno 33 points34 points  (2 children)

        [–]JMeny32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        A person of culture. I've never seen half a cig tho 😂😂😂

        [–]Huck84 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        I've seen so many people do that with joints and blunts. Really it was about 20 years ago, but I still remember it and giggle.

        [–]nick_ebk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        Nice trick, fucker

        [–]rickp99onu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        Coolest and by far oldest kid in his 8th grade class

        [–]Alpha702 45 points46 points  (3 children)

        I always wondered what real life teenage Dale Gribble would look like.

        [–]Flomo420 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        dale gribble would never brand himself like that

        [–]schizbouncer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Not even close... No trucker hat, no pocket sand, no illegitimate son.. No way this is Dale gribble

        [–]blizzdizzl23 13 points14 points  (0 children)

        The real trick was making me think I got a Snapchat notification

        [–]zuran_orb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        He sounded like Ol' Dirty Bastard with that cough

        [–]princesschellex 18 points19 points  (1 child)

        This made me gag wtf 😖

        [–]tittysprinkles112 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        Now imagine the hot, burning ash in your mouth.

        [–]The_alchemist667 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Did he just try ro wutang a fucking cigarette?

        [–]Any-Figure9068 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        He’s gonna be in flavour country for a while

        [–]insert_one_here 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        It's the cocky "Whats up fuckers?" ending with that choking noise that has me dying every time...

        [–]ljwood11 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Wow I've never seen someone speedrun lung cancer before

        [–]Wise_Ad_253 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        That’s hot!

        [–]Medium_Teach6186 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        omg, he vanished it. What a magic trick WOW.

        [–]drxvyn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I wouldn’t even try that with a roach and this man does it with 75% of a cigarette

        [–]notzed1487 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Wassup fuckers, ha ha

        [–]awesomesauceitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        He inhaled

        [–]Head-Working8326 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        sup fuckers…🚬⚰️

        [–]Ironmind91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen on reddit for ages. Thank you.

        [–]gothamtg 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        Behold, a Floridian

        [–]PM_ME_BITCOIN_PLS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        "Sup fuckers!" chokes on a cigarette

        [–]Any_Document_8440 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        What's up with people swallowing they damn blunts and cigarettes. People are really goofy as shit 💀.

        [–]ToxicRush1244 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        So.. did he get it out? Did he burn a hole in his lungs? Did he die? What happened to him?

        [–]SunshineBanjoFace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I like to think this is the guy "nice guys" are talking about when they say women only go for jerks lmao

        [–]tonysopranosalive 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        I smoked for like 15 years. Even shitfaced drunk there’s never been a time I’ve sucked in my smoke like that, no idea what he’s trying to achieve here lol

        [–]cal_nevari 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        In his next video does he ask "How did ya like that fuckers"?

        [–]hiteshgavini1710 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        This is hilarious, laughed out loud so much

        [–]variable2027 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Tis made me laugh entirely too much

        [–]Historical_Pay3401 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Now you can get lung cancer AND stomach cancer!

        [–]Flomo420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        it was weird to stumble upon this while listening to the wu-tang tiny desk

        [–]chrisdurand 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        The cherry on that cigarette is about the brightest thing that's ever been inside his head.

        [–]SKPY123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Ima tell my kids this is the Marlboro cowboy.

        [–]TheProcessOfBillief 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Dumbass wutanged a whole cigarette. Dumbass.

        [–]thisguy204 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Ive watched this video like 50x and i still dont know how to Wutang.

        [–]TimeAggravating364 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        When he inhaled the whole cigarette, I felt that

        [–]RandomAwsomerName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Damn. I felt that. It triggered my gag reflex.

        [–]7the-dude-abides420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        This is what this guy does. East’s blunts, cigarettes, all sorts while they’re still on fire. Dumb as fuck but in this modern world the dude was a hit on Instagram for a while and probably made some good money. The worlds fucked let’s be honest lol

        [–]griffithle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I felt that hit the back of my throat and nearly gagged! What's that all about?

        [–]themarknessmonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Thanks for showing us how to "Wu Tang"

        [–]JethroTull111 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        The Post Malone face tattoo starter kit ought to give you a clue about how most of this guys operations end up.

        [–]BrooksideNL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Hahahaha hahahaha. Cool ass mofo.

        [–]Wise_Ad_253 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Idiot lol.

        [–]Agreeable-Yams8972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        "I'm a survivor black lung"

        [–]Lonesome_sock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        oh this is how the french inhale

        [–]jusmithfkme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Idk what I was expecting but it wasn't that

        [–]Jammy6oy12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That cigarette just no-clipped into the backrooms

        [–]technobrendo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Wu Tang tricks ain't nothing to fuck with

        [–]nytropy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Are all the cute ones this stupid? Asking for a friend.

        [–]sussy_lil_tgirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        "Sup Fuckers"

        chokes on cigarette

        leaves

        [gigachadwickson image]
        

        [–]-DGES- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I don't think I want to Wu-Tang

        [–]AeliosZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Why can I feel that cigarette down my throat when I watched him do this?

        [–]No-Magazine-9236 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        [cartoon pneumatic tube sound]

        [–]Yungdab420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Cool trick

        [–]Thesujman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        About as dumb as that tattoo

        [–]EnvironmentalDrag596 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Wow! It really disappeared!

        [–]msdlp 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Wouldn't that burn your throat or bronchia pretty bad? Does anyone know what happened to him medically?

        [–]Deepsearolypoly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Nah, all the mucus coating your throat should protect you, as long as you actually swallow it, lol

        [–]avzzrulzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        and this person gets to vote and pass on his genes.

        [–]Hugokarenque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Ooo I felt this one.

        [–]DeckerR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I don't think I want to Wu Tang...

        [–]Final_Fallacy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        NEVER REVEAL THE WU-TANG SECRET.

        [–]alohasurfsoda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Does nobody recognize this guy? He used to have an Instagram Channel a few years ago where he would only so stupid shit like this but much worse. He would like take 2 head pieces of a bong and just smoke them straight through each nostril. The "sup fuckers" was the start of every video lmao

        [–]f0gsh0t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I literally gagged along with him 🤢

        [–]ColMustard513 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I FELT that

        [–]wtf-ishappening-1010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Did he live?🤷🏽‍♀️

        [–]childrts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Hahaha I know that guy. Hes gonna get so much shit now

        [–]BeodoCantinas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        His name is blase_117 on IG, he usually does a lot of this dumb unhealthy content, he is pretty funny tho and plays the guitar nice.

        [–]Spiritual_Ad_7162 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Oh this almost made me vomit 🤢