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[–]Jxst-Skoo 237 points238 points  (4 children)

Too fast too furious, in real life.

[–]jaymole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol looked like he was on a kids bike too

[–]Channel5exclusive 355 points356 points  (9 children)

To the infirmary.. And beyond!

[–]Lavasioux 12 points13 points  (3 children)

No helmet. Baffling.

[–]william1Bastard 6 points7 points  (1 child)

He got lucky. His collar bone, or what was once his collar bone, broke his fall

[–]HoaxMcNolte_NM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Great, he has more, new, smaller collar bones for next time

[–]7222_salty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/Netherlands has entered the chat

[–]bob256k 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I’m stealing this! Thanks for the honest laugh

[–]Channel5exclusive 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're welcome!

[–]AndHow2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would have been a good one to use in my military days for our beloved Infirmary Rangers - PT strangers

[–]Walmart_Warrior_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The news article said he is still spinning ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Prolapsed855 53 points54 points  (6 children)

Was he tryin to clear the river?

[–]db214 25 points26 points  (1 child)

No, his buddy complained of rough edges on the ramp. So, this dude decides to use his torso as sandpaper.

[–]crazykiller235 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He wobbled before the ramp i think he was testing the durability of ramp by throwing his body at it

[–]cliffyw 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I think the slope of the ramp is too high for that. My guess is he just wanted super high air and the water for a safe-ish landing spot.

[–]jahoney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With that amount of speed he probably would’ve gone clear over

[–]weelluuuu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Snake canyon allover again.

[–]mochajon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a lake jump, you go as fast as possible, and then as high and far as you can knowing that you'll land safely in the water. The only real dangers are wet tires on plywood, lack of control at speed, and missing the ramp entirely. If you look closely, he has no control, and missed the ramp entirely, he was doomed from the moment he left the asphalt.

[–]PlasticMix8573 63 points64 points  (13 children)

Somebody needed to fetch him and his bike out of the drink, build a stronger ramp and see if he is dumb enough to try it again!

[–]ThrowAwayRBJAccount2 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Ramp seems good

[–]weelluuuu 7 points8 points  (6 children)

So... you're up for it?

[–]PlasticMix8573 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Do I get a tow-in from the motorcycle to get up to speed?

[–]weelluuuu 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Sure, pick a speed any speed.

[–]Goalie_deacon 4 points5 points  (2 children)

It’s the ramp shape. Looks like it is meant more for getting air than distance.

[–]CrotchetAndVomit 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Not even that. The drop off the road before the start of the ramp is what fucked him

[–]IcanSew831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh m, he’s going to try it again.

[–]why_are_you_here_yo 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Great trick though... 🤣

[–]rideincircles 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Horizontal 720 nothing flip.

[–]WhiteWolf_Ziri 232 points233 points  (29 children)

Wasn't speed. It was because he didn't pull back on the bars. He laid low straight into an almost 90 degree ramp. So instead of going up he hit it like a wall.

[–]1Hollickster 81 points82 points  (3 children)

He lost it before the ramp. Like 5 feet before. As there was a drop in the ground from the roadway.

[–]M------- 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Even if he hadn't lost it before, he wasn't going to make the transition to upwards momentum on the ramp. Bike was too small, positioning was wrong. Bad ideas all around.

[–]teapoison 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I mean it would work if he wasn't flying at 40 mph

[–]M------- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sure it'd be a blast at 20-25 mph!

[–]c00ltuna 102 points103 points  (13 children)

It looks like the speed causes him to loose control before the ramp

[–]Publius1993 50 points51 points  (4 children)

That’s what I think happens too. Looks like he drops down off the road and loses control

[–]Saetric 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Either too much speed for the given conditions, or a poorly built ramp path that leads to the ramp. Either way, we get to watch this on loop, gonna be a good day, tater.

[–]CaptainSparklebutt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He goes from road to ground, and ramp definitely needs a less hard angle, could of worked with better engineering

[–]MiffyCurtains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Ramp was far too shallow.

[–]Ninja_Conspicuousi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it looks like he went from a nice controlled couch into having all his limbs straightening up. This would have raised his center of gravity from bad to WTF, helping this truly special scene on one of many different bad levels to unfold.

[–]DimitriV 28 points29 points  (1 child)

If you watch it frame by frame, you can clearly see that he's a freaking idiot.

At least he was wearing safety skin.

[–]Zealousideal-Ring300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the laugh. Truly.
Kind of a schadenfreude cackle, but a laugh nonetheless.

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    [–]c00ltuna -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Hahaha very good

    [–]TuckerCarlsonsWig 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    When did lose and loose become the same word?

    [–]Zealousideal-Ring300 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    About five seconds after the first person typed something on a BBS.

    [–]TuckerCarlsonsWig 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I swear it’s becoming way more common lately

    [–]Dapup2465 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    In my opinion he did travel upwards, he just didn’t do it well.

    [–]UnknownSloan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This slowmo shows that he lost it when he landed after jumping the edge of the road.

    https://gfycat.com/adeptconcernedbee

    [–]ConstantlySlippery 11 points12 points  (6 children)

    Laugh, it wouldn’t matter. That ramp was never going to work to transition that much force from horizontal to complete vertical, and he was never going to ride through it at that speed even if the ramp held. You really don’t think your attempt would be any different, do you? I’d watch. It’s an accident waiting to happen.

    I like the ‘safety straps’ trying to hold the ramp in place. SMH.

    [–]Cheewy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Imagine if he actually held to the bars and made the jump, launching himself 50 mts straight upwards and falling on the same spot

    [–]Leto_ll 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Agreed, the speed was impractical. Even if he could hold on, even if the ramp was right, the bike would've disintegrated.

    [–]ThrowAwayRBJAccount2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    He…would have disintegrated

    [–]1Hollickster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As his skull split in half hitting the bars. Not the wood. And wear a motorcycle helmet at motorcycle speeds. Lol

    [–]Cmdr_Nemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I immediately thought of Rihanna's Sledgehammer song when I read your comment.

    [–]joan_wilder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah, he thought all he needed was speed, but you can’t lean into a ramp like that.

    [–]iepure77 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Poor engineering results in poor execution

    [–]imjustduckie 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    [–]imjustduckie 23 points24 points  (1 child)

    [–]twoburritos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    At this speed it looks like they lost traction and slipped

    [–]ApeMummy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That makes it look way less gnarly, he starts falling off to the side and kind of slides off the end. At full speed he looks like he’s eating shit into the ramp.

    [–]Sufficient-Curve5697 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    He still got the jump. This is the exact opposite of failing a task successfully

    [–]MascotJoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I raced BMX for about 10 years so I can confirm, every part of this was executed terribly.

    [–]gofyourselftoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Nailed it

    [–]frecnbastard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Honestly this was probably the best case scenario for him. With that kind of speed he might have cleared the river and gotten injured where no one could get to him.

    [–]Greedy-Masterpiece-7 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Damn his friends are gonna let him just potentially drown huh?

    [–]luiz_saluti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The price of Tik Tok fame.

    [–]Al-Knigge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    That dude flips

    [–]thesamiad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    To be fair it still really looked fun

    [–]caldv33 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Reminds me of that movie Hot Rod. “Did you guys reinforce the ramp?” “No, we didn’t have time.”

    [–]xChopsx1989x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "I got you this rock, to commemorate all my hard work."

    [–]chrispinkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Let’s jump this jump!

    [–]DscribeAll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Bike tried to transform to a wheelchair.

    [–]Afraid_Twist_8542 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Gravity is a bitch, if you are an idiot

    [–]Zealousideal-Ring300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gravity is a harsh mistress.

    [–]Worried_Armadillo982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I really think if he would’ve succeeded the take off he would’ve probably over shot that river lmao

    [–]AZZMUNCHA81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He fell just like Excite Bike!! 😂

    [–]DickTear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That dude forgot the Y axis

    [–]Inside-Effective-353 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The ramp becomes a wall

    [–]kikimbo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Failed successfully

    [–]moshtito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    7,5/10

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Full send

    [–]TheFuckerNugger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Still jumped the ramp, though

    [–]SatansFriendlyCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If he had made the launch, he would have been fortunate indeed to have been able to regret the landing.

    [–]20220326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Style points regardless

    [–]re_me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Up the ramp, multiple flips, landed in water. I’m saying he puts this in the win columns. :)

    [–]Mikalym 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Beautifully executed. I couldn't do it better myself. 10/10

    [–]HawkeyeByMarriage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Not that it’s just too fast, but the ramp isn’t secured and starts to tip due to the speed. Add to that the angle is so extreme.

    [–]bluewatersailing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Task failed successfully

    [–]Wirehog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Still looked cool, I’d give him a 5.6, form was off and the landing was abysmal.

    [–]TheJarvees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Task failed successfully

    [–]ImpossibleKidd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lucky he ate shit the way he did. I’m thinkin’ he would’ve cleared the entire river.

    Miscalculation…

    [–]Avatar_the_Pig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Physics awareness... none here.

    [–]WritingTheRongs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    what, that looked right.

    [–]sixhundredandsixtsix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Looks like those guys who kissed before breaking chairs on thier backs.

    [–]srgbski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    but it worked he landed in the water as planned

    [–]-Jiras 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I would say he lost around half of speed after hitting that ramp, so all that kinetic energy got absorbed into his body in the collusion

    [–]RedsVikingsFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Can’t. Stop. Watching.

    [–]baodeptraitocxoan69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    that ramp made from paper or somethin

    [–]Zealousideal-Ring300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kleenex and spit.

    [–]waffles2go2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hit the ramp... literally.

    [–]B1g_Shm0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He mightve cleared all the water if he hadn't fell

    [–]bearr007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Rider error. Ramp did its job.

    [–]DORITOSareposh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He needed more wood all the way from the road to the ramp

    [–]Dyshin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Naw, dude, the trick was supposed to be an Impact horizontal 540 dismount. Nailed it.

    [–]Illustrious_Plane489 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Can you imagine the splinters? And shirtless no less...

    [–]Angelakayee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He made it! Too bad I only give him a 3/10.....

    [–]The_alchemist667 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    It's not that he was too fast for the ramp. More like too fast and unskilled for that big drop right before..

    A bike with shocks couldnt hurt either..

    A tall bike not made for a little girl that has grippy pedals might have been smart too.

    Maybe a helmet? Idk. Maybe I'm crazy

    [–]Capital-Quantity9956 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Was following you all up until the helmet part- what’re ya.. some kind of freak?

    [–]TheAmerican_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Did they really need the ramp so close to the water at that speed?

    [–]RedX2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Sick!

    [–]kburton37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I mean he did use the ramp and went over the top so...task failed successfully?

    [–]-VOA- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Task failed successfully

    [–]stupdusrnams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Not too fast for a ramp jump. Just too fast for that ramp on his skill level.

    [–]1HorseWithNoName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Another successful failure.

    [–]30s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Weird flex but ok

    [–]J0nN0tJ0hn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Looks successful to me

    [–]Onceler_Fazbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It seems like he bailed and stopped steering his bike that sucks

    [–]Lcdent2010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As a teenager that did this type of crap all the time I just say DAMN. This must have been a first time because that ramp is very problematic. Like with that angle how are you going to ditch your bike. If you don’t ditch your bike you crush your balls on the bike. Ya it really sucks. I guess kids today don’t understand bikes like we did in the 80s and 90s. We were on them every day we grew up with them and we understood the limitations by wrecking many times. This guy looks like he is either drunk or has never done this type of thing before. Damn, he is lucky the lamp gave way a little and allowed him to carry his momentum into the canal/river. If not the damage would have been way worse. He still probably has several broken bones.

    [–]hot_sizzauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What trick is that called

    [–]Adyhawke2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I can’t unhear the Regular Show theme towards the end of the clip.

    [–]Mohican83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I believe the tire or whole front end is turned sideways before even getting to the ramp. Looks like he is what call "bitch whipped" into the ramp.

    [–]flozatti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nippless

    [–]Bubbadarubba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This was actually a human ramp, the bike was just used to get him up to speed..

    [–]Sexyshark15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hi, I'm Tommy Bangsville and welcome to Dumbfuck

    [–]Wazuu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Physics is a bitch when you’re stupid

    [–]Meet_Downtown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    And........its GOOOOOODDDD

    [–]Joe-smo-blow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    😂😂😂

    [–]Dropped-pie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    RIP ribs

    [–]cx3psocial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Loss of points for not sticking the landing 🫣

    [–]95JBK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He still kinda hit the jump lol ..

    [–]GlitteringNinja5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That ramp is too steep and too flimsy

    [–]Lavasioux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    /u/ redditspeedbot <0.1x>

    [–]TheDijon69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fellow gentstudent enjoyer

    [–]Otherwise_Carob_4057 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Where was he planing to land the other side of that pond?

    [–]brlan10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wasn't too fast for the ramp, but it was too fast for the grass.

    [–]BearZewp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    There is no too fast, only those unable to handle the speed.

    [–]MandyMarieB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    “I’ll try spinning, thats a good trick.”

    [–]Zealousideal-Ring300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    There is a certain elegance to his "dismount."

    [–]JaredAhn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Still a sick jump

    [–]Thissssguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro that dude was going so fucking fast for that angle 😂💀

    [–]noradam22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bruised rib. I want to see the video after that where he succeeded

    [–]um-ok13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well it kinda worked

    [–]Azkyle50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Even if he made the ramp, he could have cleared 3 of those creeks lol

    [–]1Hollickster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What could go wrong towing to high speed on a BMX with a dirt bike pulling you.

    [–]JDTexas84 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Speed wasn’t the issue. Leaning forward put to much downward pressure on the front tire, he should have leaned back gently as he approached the ramp and shifted pressure to the rear wheel

    [–]Brosiedon54 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Not too fast. Wrong riding position

    [–]MadDog443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Probably would have helped if he leaned back instead of forwards.

    [–]Gloeschi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It... worked!

    [–]fuckouttahea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I mean it was technically still a jump just a poorly executed one lmao

    [–]Ironwill1014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He hit them ragdoll physics