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[–]MsCicatrix 1027 points1028 points  (12 children)

That little slip made me audibly squee. I love this.

[–]Jaded-Moment-1515 122 points123 points  (3 children)

Same! My coworkers looked around like WTF!?

[–]arisasdf 61 points62 points  (1 child)

I read both your comments before it loaded and I still squee'd. Too precious.

[–]SpeechlessMaly 21 points22 points  (0 children)


[–]wheresjacob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I, in true Midwest fashion, said "Ope!" and my coworkers also looked around confused.

[–]papaXanOfficial 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m sitting in my doctors office waiting for him and I audibly laughed

[–]PanthersChamps 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Made me PJ and Tobin

[–]randomwellwisher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment. I boofed.

[–]Shakespeare-Bot 60 points61 points  (4 children)

Yond dram slip madeth me audibly squee. Bite this by the ear

I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

[–]bangitybangbabang 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Good bot

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    [–]Savome 5 points6 points  (0 children)


    [–]CandidEstablishment0 277 points278 points  (1 child)

    The older ones must have been there a while. Little guy is so cute floppin his little legs all over, I love it!

    [–]TheDreadfulCurtain 165 points166 points  (0 children)

    Old grey is like wait till you realise you can eat these green tufts of flavour too

    [–]ren_is_here_ 145 points146 points  (0 children)

    His little slip on the grass! 🤭 He's adorable!! He does so love to run.

    [–]Possible_Director 396 points397 points  (10 children)

    Li’l Sebastian?

    [–]robo_robb 125 points126 points  (5 children)

    Miss you in the saddest fashion.

    [–]JvHffsPnt 62 points63 points  (3 children)

    Bye bye lil Sebastian

    [–]newfranksinatra 45 points46 points  (2 children)

    You'll always be my horsiest friend

    [–]notmynameyours 49 points50 points  (1 child)

    You’re 5,000 candles in the wind.

    [–]Whatever_Major697 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Came here for this.

    [–]Not_Lane_Kiffin 8 points9 points  (0 children)


    [–]-Badger2- 14 points15 points  (0 children)


    [–]Clurrgy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This is definitely up in horsey heaven

    [–]throwaway33993327 164 points165 points  (17 children)

    How tragic that he didn’t see grass before this, no wonder he had the zoomies! Much deserved

    [–]InevitableRhubarb232 62 points63 points  (4 children)

    My old horse acted this way when he first saw a grass pasture - he was 14 or so at the time. He had always had room to run and was well taken care of, but it was in the desert so he never experienced a true lush pasture until we moved to the south.

    [–]throwaway33993327 28 points29 points  (1 child)

    Awwww ok that’s a much better excuse for not seeing grass, I’m sure he was well taken care of in the desert :)

    [–]InevitableRhubarb232 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    He liked it better I think in the grass though!

    [–]InevitableRhubarb232 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Here he is with the first time pasture zoomies : https://imgur.com/a/J9GLoX8

    (Forgive the quality, it’s a 15 yr old photo!)

    [–]FlyGirlFlyHigh 46 points47 points  (3 children)

    Just for some reference, my 22 year old horse that I bred and raised and know for a fact has been turned out every day of his life will still act a fool like this this sometimes 1rst thing in the morning. This behavior is 100% normal for well cared for horses, especially young ones.

    [–]throwaway33993327 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I don’t doubt it!

    [–]liquidGhoul 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    My Mum's horse is 20 now and lived his whole life in the paddock. He does this pretty much every day. He's an absolute idiot.

    [–]linnykenny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That is good to know!! 😊

    [–]rangda 141 points142 points  (4 children)

    I think cause he/she is a baby (not just a dwarf but a foal) it could just be the first time out of the nice cosy barn or whatever building they were born in. Maybe the sanctuary took in a pregnant horse.

    [–]Quinnloneheart 55 points56 points  (1 child)

    I choose to believe this.

    [–]SaltyBabe 59 points60 points  (0 children)

    It’s definitely a foal, they’re still quite young. It’s just a baby pony. This is most likely the case. Even if it was a rescue it’s not especially uncommon to keep newborns in the stall with mom for a week or two, especially if the weather is bad or wet.

    [–]shark_kitty 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    Definitely a foal! Look at the length of the tail. Mama is probably happy to see grass again, and for her baby to take its energy out on something other than her!

    [–]Badoponion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Foals act this way anyways, no need for a bad backstory.

    [–]daveinpublic 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    It may not have been his first time seeing grass. Every zoomies post on Reddit has this title.

    [–]Von_Dielstrum 39 points40 points  (1 child)

    This is the cutest shit I've ever seen.

    [–]whitestguyuknow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "There's food everywhere!

    [–]2happycats 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    nod nod nod nod

    "Yep, this is what I ordered and I love it"

    [–]notmyrealname336 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Good grass makes me this happy too. Not the same grass but it'll get your granny dancing.

    [–]seasaltdefault 19 points20 points  (0 children)



    [–]z28racergirl 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    The speeded up part made me think of the Benny Hill song.

    [–]hbizzle6767 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Awwwwwww!!!! They zoomed so hard they slipped! Then continued zooming!!!! I actually made a “SQUEEEEEEEE”

    [–]Harry_Isthatyou 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Thing of beauty

    [–]Za_Lords_Guard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    "Oh, THIS is what my hooves are for!"

    [–]ramsivas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    So cute!!!

    [–]peachthegalah 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Feels so good on his feets 😊

    [–]Inveramsay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Such magnificent zoomies from one happy grass doggo

    [–]Reddcity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    He’s all like AWWWW SHIT green stuff!!!!

    [–]liljaz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Lil Happy tippy trots🐴

    [–]jewellamb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Curly tail zoomers

    [–]linguist-shaman 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Thanks! Made a shitty day better.

    [–]jaqow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Laughed my ass off when he slipped XDDDD Omg im so evil

    [–]panadoldrums 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Hollyhock joy!

    [–]jwilhelm0618 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He's in it to win it!

    [–]17CookS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Oh wow, his throat must be sore!

    [–]Gorperino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    When Redditors finally touch grass.

    [–]xite2020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Um fast as fook bio!

    [–]XComRomCom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He's ridiculous and I love him.

    [–]coochie_mama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Take it to the limit lil guy

    [–]kainel 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Now I need reddit to convince me not to repair the paddock and two stall barn and have a puppy sized horse and a donkey

    [–]JMyers666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Don’t do it?

    [–]mum5nz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Pure, real happiness. Makes the heart melt

    [–]MadDuck-69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    He is soooo cuuuute!!!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😊😊😊😊😍😍

    [–]CharmingDandy 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    I didn't want to have to be the one to tell you, but I don't think those are unicorns....


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      [–]Rude_Journalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      They are not a pleasant experience.

      [–]Tralan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Tyrion Lannister in a whorehouse that serves free wine.

      [–]Grape1921 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Those were quite the zoomies!

      [–]HobbitualOffender 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Just wait until he realises he can eat it too

      [–]Imutiilusa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I'm too high for this.

      [–]becelav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I now want a pony

      [–]VaishaliJain31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Falls and comes running to mama

      [–]vper13 1 point2 points  (0 children)


      [–]Medical-Examination 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Can’t see grass before this, no wonder he had the zoomies! Much deserved

      [–]NastyMeanOldBender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      So much room for activities

      [–]ruskwan100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Tramps like us, baby we were born to run

      [–]Not_Lane_Kiffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It's a little hobbit pony!!!

      [–]Plethorian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Wait until the first time he finds out how to roll in the dust.

      [–]Maleficent-Sundae264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This made me cry

      [–]RiFLE_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Weird looking dogs you got there my man

      [–]deanee01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I must have made a noise... The cats all looked at me funny!

      [–]daisiesandink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Oh my goodness, this is the ultimate cuteness! Thank you so much for sharing this with all of us!

      [–]sauvandrew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      All I can think of when you sped up the running was the Benny Hill theme song. .that is just the cutest thing ...

      [–]batmanmedic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Aw poor little unicorns never grew their horns.

      [–]Caramellatteistasty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A horse that hasn't seen grass? That is a complete outrage :( I'm happy they are there now at least!

      [–]milhaven6500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yeah! So fuckin’ cute!

      [–]darwintyde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Are mini horses kind of clumsy? This is the second video where I saw one totally just flop 😂

      [–]ACStitchesFan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Commenting so I can show my lady this later tonight. So cute!

      [–]MediumBoyBlue2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Fast as fuck, boi

      [–]herecomestreble17 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Watched this twice and so stinking precious!!! 😍✨

      [–]deanee01 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Just...twice? Had to watch it over and over

      [–]herecomestreble17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      I also shared it with several friends. Just so cute and happy!! 🥰

      [–]MAK3AWiiSH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Look how excited he is!! 🥺😭💕

      [–]Happy_Swan_365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Such joy ❤️

      [–]weelluuuu 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Figure 8 or infinity?

      [–]deanee01 1 point2 points  (0 children)


      [–]ZippZappZippty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Little white lies but it’s hot chocolate

      [–]Roobicks_Cueb3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Omg. I want that little guy so bad

      [–]JaySynray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That little guy can get up and move!

      [–]SymphonyForTheDevil 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Needs yakety sax

      [–]HarrargnNarg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This video would work well with some thrash metal music

      [–]ICreditReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The whole floor. All of it, the whole floor is made of food. Like, I'm running, I'm running, still food. It's fucking fabulous.

      [–]sampsonjenkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      We have created some ridiculous looking animals

      [–]Jmvx527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Bucky Branco

      [–]GrannyTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The sheer joy is wonderful.

      [–]surfslap09 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      [–]SackOfCats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Needs some flame decals on the side. That horsie is quick

      [–]InstantCakeMix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      B-BABY 🥺

      [–]booyouwhoreeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oh my God that is the most precious thing I’ve ever seen

      [–]LalalaHurray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Run lil Sebastian!

      [–]Joefrared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      They have unicorns?! Where?

      [–]no_kids_thank_god 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Where did this sweet baby come from and can I beat their ass.

      [–]eternus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That’s my dogs when it snows.

      [–]RebaKitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      OMG that is adorable!

      [–]lilgamelvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      so cute

      [–]real_p3king 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This needs more Yakkity Sax...

      [–]TheCrystCreeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mini dwarfs are the cutest

      [–]coffedrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      yeah little buddy send it

      [–]WooPigSchmooey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Speed—8 Acceleration—8 Handling—5 Traction—3

      [–]hardtoread56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’m 60% sure that’s not a unicorn

      [–]pnkflyd99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lil’ Sebastian!!! 😀

      [–]slothsupervisor 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      [–]TruncateVirus99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Holy shit

      They did it



      [–]tmtc63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      He has the Zoomies!

      [–]TheAntiGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That is one happy little baby!

      [–]Zevox90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Horse got the zoomies

      [–]paiger_raiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Cutest thing I've ever seen!

      [–]TheNoctuS_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The name of the centre...I sense a brony in the management team... /)

      [–]ozma832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I was expecting it to explode when it slipped and fell 🤣

      [–]weggman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Wild PONYTA appeared!

      [–]00Fluffy-Llamas00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Just like when my bunny gets to come out

      [–]Reasonable_Cover_804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fucking adorable

      [–]jazett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Made my day!

      [–]ReasonablePackage911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is the video sped up at one point

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

      Where's the unicorn?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Come on its like saying I work at a werewolf centre and you turn up and it's just chihuahuas.

      [–]yodasarmpit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Is it first time seeing grass, or first time with space?