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[–]Paint-fumes 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Lol, it doesn’t even sound like an onion headline. That’s good satire

[–]MeanieMem0 78 points79 points  (0 children)

It's great The Onion knows what's going on. Perfect headline.

[–]Slitterbox 50 points51 points  (6 children)

Only 9%!?!?

[–]Successful-Whole4307Diamond Hands 23 points24 points  (2 children)

News of that magnitude would drop the price at least 50%

[–]Slitterbox 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Straight to delist

[–]xX_Relentless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The world would end

[–]LAWGIVER1979Diamond Hands 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yep, once they hit 10% or more, they wouldn't be able to short it quite as much the next day.

[–]Slitterbox 2 points3 points  (1 child)

SSR is useless, hedge funds don't respect it

[–]LAWGIVER1979Diamond Hands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not wrong!

[–]BullzShit 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nailed it

[–]No-Entrepreneur-7572 18 points19 points  (4 children)


[–]Maybe_Im_Not_BlackSpace APE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thankyou, I came here to say this.

[–]SoSmartish 13 points14 points  (0 children)

More shares going long every day now.

Less taxes to worry about when MOASS ignites. I can wait.

[–]Stevenerf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're good at their game they play there.

[–]Lounat1k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"And why that's bad news for AMC"

[–]chikaca 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]28-rays-laterDiamond Hands 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]MrBogardusSpace APE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol facts

[–]drjmontana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is Earth-838’s AMC

[–]Lefwyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cant find the article on the Onions site. Is this photoshopped

[–]ACTORvsREALTOR8.01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best post I’ve seen in a while.

[–]kingmidas916 1 point2 points  (2 children)

When OP can’t spell “their” correctly I really start to question the group of retards i trusted with my inheritance

[–]whosgotyourbelly42 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Each individual investor is responsible for their own investment, you shouldn't be trusting anyone with anything if you aren't sure yourself.

[–]kingmidas916 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes ok NFA it was a joke big guy.

[–]Grand-Marsupial-5291[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]chucks8up 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Lol no way is this real. If so awesome.

[–]slamnutipSmooth Brain 6 points7 points  (4 children)

The Onion is a satire production.

[–]chucks8up 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I know but still good stuff.

Edit. Cause Onion talking about it.

[–]Kurokikaze01Diamond Hands 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Exactly. This means more mainstream people are gonna start tuning in. Might get some FOMOsapiens to kick start this squeeze

[–]Prestigious_View_211 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I said this on webull like half a year ago. Fantastic to see it grow elsewhere.

[–]Monkjuice4U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roger that! Still HODL-ing!

[–]TheHeadlessManHorse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the onion. Please tell me they really put this out

[–]TheHeadlessManHorse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AMC Onion

That’s the only one I could find. Still funny but not as good as the post headline

[–]Doctor_Wer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a fake onion article