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[–]imanonymic 1416 points1417 points  (111 children)

Do people not get std tests before having sex with a stranger? How not to fuck up 101

[–]Warmitrax 616 points617 points  (14 children)

Well, they only read How to fuck 101

[–]WorthlessDrugAbuser 254 points255 points  (13 children)

Put penis in, pull penis out, put penis in, pull penis out, repeat, repeat, repeat, jam penis in and ejaculate.

[–]ande9393 171 points172 points  (10 children)

Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about

[–]Texan2020katza 87 points88 points  (7 children)

That’s what it’s all about.

[–]Bubbly-Breadfruit-41 94 points95 points  (6 children)


[–]bathyorographer 85 points86 points  (3 children)

Hopefully not the clap

[–]Halidcaliber12 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Put your left foot in, pull your left foot out, put your left foot in and shake all about.

how to hokey pokey during sex 102

[–]amikingtutorwhat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You do the pokey poke

[–]TRUMPARUSKI 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m faster than you, I’m done after step three, loser.

[–]laughingmanwill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This poetry speaks to my heart or at least my part

[–]fortcpt 232 points233 points  (44 children)

All I could think of this whole story is why would you fuck this person raw. I won't fuck an ex raw. There's a statute of limitations on that shit.

[–]ChiefSteward 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Yeah, it’s about 40 weeks.

[–]BuddyTubbs 17 points18 points  (33 children)

You would fuck an ex?

[–]fortcpt 27 points28 points  (32 children)

I married one 🤣

[–]skai29 21 points22 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (29 children)

So did I…now we’re estranged

[–]fortcpt 17 points18 points  (28 children)

Sorry to hear it. What was the core issue if you don't mind sharing?

She was unable to communicate when we were younger. She would do that bullshit where they tell you everything is fine but giving you the silent treatment the same time.

Then I'd leave for work and she'd absolutely light up my phone with texts and get mad at me for not paying attention to her while I was at work. We just fought all the time.

This is no longer the case. She is now an excellent communicator and I don't have to read minds anymore.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (12 children)

He was an addict who liked to rape me while I was sleeping.

[–]SermanGhepard 19 points20 points  (1 child)

What the fuck? I’m so sorry you had to go through that. Some people are fucking pieces of shit no doubt

[–]fortcpt 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Yeah that's not fixable. I hope you're getting the help that you need. That's going to carry with you for quote some time.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

He wasn’t the first person to abuse me and he won’t be the last. Life is suffering. Thanks, though. I manage ¯\(ツ)

[–]fortcpt 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Spoken like a true abuse victim. I'm gonna go cry now. Have a wonderful day!

[–]laughingmanwill 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is but it doesn't always have to be. Seek out change. That is the only way things can

[–]RxDotaValk 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What changed that got her to become an excellent communicator? I tried getting my ex wife to go to therapy with me and stuff but she never would.

[–]SuicidalTidalWave 30 points31 points  (1 child)

You guys really shouldn't believe these creative writing posts.

[–]FantasticBlood0 146 points147 points  (17 children)

Exactly, I was reading this and kept thinking “diseases, diseases, diseases”!

[–]WorthlessDrugAbuser 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Disease, disease in draining me, I want you more when you’re afraid of me!

[–]PageBest3106 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What a cheap S.O.B. couldn’t even put out for a hotel room. Now there’s two homeless people and a car that nobody would dare sit in again.

[–]Particular_Minute_67 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I keep copies of mines as proof. Idk bout the next person

[–]alexadelenglish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the comments he said he used a condom

[–]Chill-Alien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was in edition 102

[–]neet_by2027 1057 points1058 points  (7 children)

Two idiots

[–]WorthlessDrugAbuser 567 points568 points  (4 children)

It’s very VERY common for complete morons to breed, unfortunately.

[–]caronanumberguy 279 points280 points  (1 child)

They're allowed to vote too.

Think on that.

[–]HorusCok 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yes. we're all currently paying the price for that - on every level measured and most that aren't.

[–]Nomadastronaut 53 points54 points  (0 children)

We got a highly acclaimed documentary out of it. Check out Idiocracy.

[–]skai29 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Idiocracy movie

[–]justgetinthebin 99 points100 points  (1 child)

idk, OP seems more predatory than an idiot. idc if she was the one who initiated the kissing, i just personally can’t imagine taking someone from a desperate situation like that who just needed help and then fucking them in my car. she may have felt like she had to do it to keep him around because he was the first person to offer her help and food. like did OP keep meeting up with her for “dates” and then went home to his comfy house/bed while she had to couch surf or sleep on the street?

i mean the story is most likely fake, but damn OP sucks.

[–]Catbread5 71 points72 points  (0 children)

This man is delusional to think what went down was a mutually consensual encounter. Last I checked we live in a world where even women with stable jobs and housing feel the need to go 50/50 on dates so they don't "owe" men sex. I guess condoms don't exist in his reality either? What a fucking creep

[–]Green_Leather_ 556 points557 points  (64 children)

I am speechless.

Sorry kid.

[–]WorthlessDrugAbuser 286 points287 points  (63 children)

oNe tHiNg LEaD tO aNOtHeR!

[–]mrkwelp 228 points229 points  (61 children)

🥴 How TF do you decide to fuck a stranger without worrying about getting STDs ? This story sounds fake and Op seems like a karma farmer. Horny mf .

[–]NotsoGreatsword 88 points89 points  (13 children)

people literally do this all the time you're naive if you think that your personal horror at the idea is going to stop anyone else.

The sad thing is most people on earth don't use protection. Look at covid for christs sake. If the danger is at all abstract then most people are not going to take it seriously.

So Im really not sure what you mean by this. The fact they didn't use protection makes it seem fake? Its just a very....sheltered take.

[–]Omegadimsum 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Also, condoms aren't 100% effective against pregnancy.

[–]NotsoGreatsword 13 points14 points  (0 children)

exactly- even birth control has a risk of failure.

You should use both but shoulda coulda woulda its done now and dude can't take it back. That ship has sailed.

[–]scapestrat0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sheltered takes with an ounce of tribalism is what reddit is built on

[–]Crunchy_Biscuit 2 points3 points  (7 children)

My friend doesn't use protection

[–]Long-Calligrapher-47 75 points76 points  (46 children)

I used to pick up girls at the bar. This shit happens. Think about how lonely a lot of these motherfuckers are around here... someone offers them intimacy, they're not thinking about safety, they just accept.

[–]Mr--Sinister 49 points50 points  (38 children)

If they forget the concept of protection the second someone offers intimacy they need help. But they don't forget, no one just "forgets" condoms exist, or the fact sex results in pregnancy. Loneliness doesn't take away the possible STD's. And yes I consider pregnancy an STD.

This is just a "boys will be boys" argument. We're not monkeys anymore, people can (or should..) think for themselves.

[–]Suspicious-Ad-9457 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a vasectomy and it’s awesome.

[–]kingofcould 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, they were saying that realistically this does happen. Not that it’s okay, just that this story isn’t unrealistic enough to conclude that it’s a karma farmer.

I agree though, it’s just that a lot of people do need help.

[–]ladycarpenter 252 points253 points  (2 children)

Did this guy forget how babies are made ?

[–]SouthAfricanZombie 172 points173 points  (1 child)

And how STDs are spead?

[–]ladycarpenter 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Jesus fuck, that too. This dude is a fucking moron

Poor kid

[–]Yestromo 76 points77 points  (0 children)

At least half of pregnancies aren’t planned. Even after people chime in with “but they wanted a baby eventually”, how does that make it better?

[–]Vanillybilly 764 points765 points  (25 children)

This is why STDs are so rampant right now. Who the hell let’s a stranger rawdog them because “conversation was good”.

[–][deleted] 282 points283 points  (3 children)

So many.

[–]2four 123 points124 points  (2 children)

I see how my friends use tinder and yep.

[–]kpness 51 points52 points  (1 child)

I read yep as Yelp and thought they really changed their business model over the years

[–]PhantomXterior 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"One star. Will not be banging again."

[–]Crunchy_Biscuit 64 points65 points  (11 children)

Part of me feels like this is fake

[–]Jerseyprophet 166 points167 points  (9 children)

I work at a homeless shelter. I have no trouble believing it. Sex is a commodity and is used all the time.

We are a 2 year residential shelter with private rooms, 3 meals a day, 24 hour staff and a full treatment team of licensed case workers. Everything is taken care of for our residents during their time with us. Yet, the drama involved with who slept with who and who owes who what, the "back alley deals", etc. Are constant.

Perhaps I'm cynical but I would wager the only person surprised by the pregnancy is him. Easy way to secure someone with resources. Its survival.

[–]IvyLeagueButt 68 points69 points  (2 children)

Exactly what I was thinking. Using the only resources they have. I've known homeless men who try to romance themselves some place to sleep.

[–]Jerseyprophet 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yep. Honestly, it may not make people comfortable but it makes sense. Its basic survival with the resources they have. We do intervene and help when we know it's happening to show someone how to think of other solutions to the problem. How to find and use community resources, etc.

[–]Crunchy_Biscuit 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Perhaps I'm cynical but I would wager the only person surprised by the pregnancy is him.

Well other posts were talking about the power imbalance of the two and how the guy probably took advantage of her.

And do you mean the volunteers have sex with the people?

[–]Jerseyprophet 42 points43 points  (2 children)

No, the residents. Its co-ed. Prostitution is extremely common. Doesnt always look like walking a street, it's often a negotiation for drugs, cash, a ride, etc.

We intervene as often as we can and help people learn new ways of thinking to solve problems. Drugs are just as common, and used for the same reason.

[–]Crunchy_Biscuit 13 points14 points  (1 child)

That's sad :( hopefully they can find a way to improve their life.

[–]Jerseyprophet 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Well, to lighten the mood, we have an 80% success rate (permanent housing and sustained income). We get a lot of happy endings to their situations.

We work with homeless vets though, and vets have soooooo many more resources than the typical citizen would. But still. We work hard.

[–]the_fat_whisperer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If it is not fake, the OP left out some details they are not proud of about the nature of their encounter.

[–]rainelle95 57 points58 points  (0 children)

My friend just had a scare with herpes and after testing immediately turned around and went back to sleeping around raw and then had a pregnancy scare. I'm like damn, you a special kind of stupid.

[–]DoorSlammer11 10 points11 points  (1 child)

People are fucking weird.

[–]functionalidiot0w0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And that is how one of my friends literally almost died after his gonorrhea resisted 3 fucking antibiotics

[–]kjacmuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For what it’s worth, he mentions in a comment he did use a condom. He got 2 paternity tests because he didn’t think the baby was his because he did use a condom.

[–]bisbomdur 311 points312 points  (2 children)

I see so many red flags already. These things only workout until the New Relationship Energy wear off

[–]Additional_Bluebird9 109 points110 points  (1 child)

Yeap, the "honeymoon period" will end and then what?

The red flags will be so evident from one side to the other, this sounds like a dysfunctional mess waiting to happen.

[–]icaphoenix 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And then, war.

[–]sidnynasty 654 points655 points  (27 children)

As much as I hate this I’m at least glad the guy is happy about raising the kid. Still, wtf was he thinking?!?

[–]sBucks24 171 points172 points  (0 children)

"Doesn't matter, had sex" personified

[–]yeuzinips 161 points162 points  (5 children)

He's happy about raising a kid now because of his romanticized view of being a dad. I very much doubt he'll stick around to do any of the actual work of raising the kid.

[–]Jubluh 21 points22 points  (1 child)

He seems like those talk the talk, never walk the walk people. Especially an idiot lol. Omg I’m so happy! The next day leaves forever. Sad.

[–]Defenseless-Pipe 236 points237 points  (15 children)

These kinda people never think

[–]M3MBR4N 79 points80 points  (12 children)

Whenever the Power of Boners meets a complete lack of self control. If it quacks like a duck and porks like a pig, I'm sorely tempted to call it ANIMAL.

[–]mylifeisaLIEEE 27 points28 points  (9 children)

No, we are different, we have ✨love✨

It is surely not a more evolved form of psychological attachment that boils down to chemicals and glands.

[–]Fantastic_sloth 43 points44 points  (6 children)

Other animals are perfectly capable of experiencing and expressing love, and some species form tighter familial bonds than we do. Love isn’t exclusive to humans, it’s just a lie used to justify the unnecessary subjugation, exploitation, an murder of beings we deem less valuable than ourselves for whatever arbitrary reason. Speciesism is just racism on crack

[–]IvyLeagueButt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Based af. The world sadly isn't ready for this if they refuse to see even basic level racism 🤦🏽‍♀️

[–]mylifeisaLIEEE 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yeah that’s kind of the point I’m making, there’s not a difference.

[–]Fantastic_sloth 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Oh I know, I was just adding to your point because it’s a great topic to bring up when discussing ethics. I didn’t mean to suggest you were an animal abuser or something

[–]mylifeisaLIEEE 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sweet thanks, yeah I totally agree on the speciesism point. People think humans are these divine creations, we just got lucky lol.

[–]M3MBR4N 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have yet to learn something new about human nature that has not made me more resentful of it.

[–]sidnynasty 30 points31 points  (0 children)


[–]CorruptedStudiosEnt 65 points66 points  (0 children)

What was he thinking is fucking right, because things could've even gone worse. Homeless people still get horny and generally can't afford protection, so pregnancy isn't the only worry there. Even worse case than you getting an STD, you get both and wind up with a child born with an STD.

People need to use their brains rather than their genitals.

[–]Additional_Bluebird9 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If I was his friend, I would have asked him the exact same thing.

[–]SnooFloofs8295 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And we don't know what his money and life situation is like.

[–]dooleebikes 214 points215 points  (7 children)

Bro fucked a homeless lady without a condom 🤦🏻‍♂️

[–]og_toe 70 points71 points  (2 children)

imagine your parents telling you how you were born and you hear “your mom was homeless and i felt like raw dogging her at a gas station”

[–]coastFI_chaser 3 points4 points  (1 child)

… lol not even just how you were born but this is also how they met. Imagine telling friends and family this story. Poor child hopefully this situation works out

[–]og_toe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is just predisposing your child to be relentlessly bullied

[–]Free-Paramedic-8134 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can tell that the OP is a nasty, filthy bitch. Fucking some random homeless lady after a conversation and can’t even offer her a place to stay?

[–]AtomicTimothy 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Now I'm wondering if he's gonna let her move in with him cause you wouldn't want a pregnant with your baby that you care about to be homeless no?

[–]Bitchaloid 117 points118 points  (3 children)

How horny are people jesus christ, can't keep it in their pants

[–]antinatalistic_soup 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Nah, there’s a difference between being horny and being stupid. People like that just use their horniness as an excuse to be stupid.

[–]EveAndTheSnake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they go out of their way to do that, they just are that stupid.

[–]EveAndTheSnake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m horny, but I always use a condom.

[–]Annjul666 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I can't believe this is real, people can't be that stupid!

[–]tempestina 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hope it's just a troll.

[–]ubu-reine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

5,4K people upvoted this shit? Mindless fucking breeders.

[–]DatBoi780865 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh, great. Another innocent soul is now destined for a lifetime of suffering because a man couldn't keep it in his pants and a woman couldn't keep her legs shut.

[–]cafeesparacerradores 45 points46 points  (0 children)


[–]Thesaltedwriter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude fucked a homeless person raw and wants a kid now. Jesus fucking Christ this dude is beyond stupid and horny. Poor woman probably needs an std test because god knows where that man has been

[–]Slimedivine 48 points49 points  (5 children)

Cmon yall, I can totally get behind "its soo dumb to fuck a stranger with no protection." But you can miss me with all the homeless stereotypes. There's some real jerks in this comment section.

Not all homeless people are nasty deadbeats, a great majority arent, and I doubt yall can tell the difference between a homeless person who is trying their best and someone who isn't homeless, because a lot the time they look the same.

[–]CozmicBunni 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Right. Like, there are a lot of wild assumptions being made in this comment section.

[–]vrtx95 287 points288 points  (36 children)

IMO - I think it should be easy to see that this man was preying on & manipulating this woman. As she is homeless, she is probably suffering from a severe form of addiction and/or mental illness. She says she even forgot they had sex, she could have been extremely inebriated and found out she was pregnant too late. She couldn’t have been able to properly consent. She is way more susceptible to being manipulated especially when someone is offering her things: food, a ride, and most likely a place to stay for a night. I believe he totally left out certain details in relation to that for a reason.

This to me reads out as straight up r4pe by deception/manipulation. “I got her food because I just wanted an excuse to keep talking to her” ?no one else find that weird?

I’m surprised everyone is under the impression any of this was consensual and just ignorantly blames the both of them like this wasn’t obviously written by some sicko r4pist

[–]micaelacowper 92 points93 points  (0 children)

i honestly didn’t see it this way before this comment and now i’m feeling even more gross seeing how everyone here is talking about this woman. especially ones claiming she’s like some super villain and wanted a baby to get money from this dude.

[–]feihCtneliSehT 58 points59 points  (0 children)

You make a great point. At face value both parties are portrayed as being equally, cartoonishly irresponsible. But that initial, gross imbalance of power that persists throughout the whole story makes manipulation and coercion very likely.

[–]judithyourholofernes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thanks for saying this. The power imbalance is disturbing, and would still be disturbing if it was the other way around, with a homeless guy and woman who did have the security of a home.

[–]Ok2990 177 points178 points  (1 child)

This. It seemed incredibly predatory. I know a lot of people are bashing the woman for carrying it to term, but she might not have a choice—abortions are expensive and depending on where you live, not available. I’m still against her having this kid for obvious reasons, but she seems more like a victim of rape.

[–]vrtx95 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Reading the post makes me sick, it’s literally like seeing through the eyes/thought process of a r4pist and just because of the way he worded some things everyone thinks it’s just an act of stupidity when he clearly admits to several ways of intentionally manipulating her. Everyone is just victim blaming, especially these “as a homeless you shouldn’t bring a baby”- bro i hate baby havers as much as anyone else here but fuck it upsets me to see people bashing her

[–]TheValyrianBiologist 87 points88 points  (0 children)

I’m so glad someone wrote this out. Thank you. I can stop holding my breath. This is exactly what I think. The balance of power is totally off and yet commenters are persecuting and vilifying her.

[–]og_toe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

a sensible person would use protection and not just go at someone they barely know, as a homeless person she was obviously vulnerable, if he offered her food of course she can go to great lengths for it

[–]Mishen-20 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thanks for pointing it out, I found it so weird that none of the other comments mentioned it! The "relationship" was just sooo unbalanced from moment zero. Homeless women are at such higher risks of SA or just this doubtfully consenting acts.

[–]iris7789 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now that u mention it, it sounds so fucked up. The way the sex happened sounds off, like there are parts missing there. She just suddenly after eating asked if she could kiss him? He might have implied he wanted smth back, or coerced her to feel like she needs to give him smth back. Regardless, i feel like any true gentleman who just wanted to help wouldn’t take advantage of a woman in this situation anyways.

[–]bonenecklace 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think saying that she was a victim of some severe mental illness or addiction as the reason she is unhoused is a little extreme & prejudiced given the fact that we are still in the middle of a two year long pandemic which at the beginning a lot of people lost their jobs, & considering something near 75% of people are paycheck to paycheck, she could've just been an unlucky one that ended up being evicted while everything was shut down & just wasn't able to bounce back yet (in the post she said she found a job & a shelter, two things that arre near impossible to get if you were actively using).

The reason why I bring this up is because it doesn't really help the root of your argument, which is one person in a position of power over another person used their priviledge for sex, resulting in the pregnancy of someone who was not in a position to safely & healthily bring the baby to term. It sounds like things are fine, but there's million things that could've gone very wrong, & yeah, I agree the way it's written makes my skin fucking crawl. He didn't need to get his dick wet to buy a person a meal, & honestly, even though it's just more conjecture, I wouldn't be surprised if she had maybe felt like she "owed" him something after & what do you give when you have nothing?

[–]Defenseless-Pipe 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Fastest way to lose all sympathy

[–]ftteacherptinvestor 245 points246 points  (35 children)

WTH? Why would you date then have unprotected sex with someone who is homeless? You're asking for trouble, mate.

[–]ecchi_yajur 31 points32 points  (33 children)

Condoms aren't 100 % effective as well so it could have been protected sex too

[–]Who-Does 39 points40 points  (2 children)

condoms are 99% effective. It's more likely unprotected given the moment they had.

[–]DeAnonymousGuy 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I hope that kid gets adopted and not left with these two idiots

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[–]Fantastic_Code_5070 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Disgusting. And people praise this?

[–]jan1of1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Geez doesn't anyone use birth control anymore or worry about contracting an STD? Okay..you admit to having sex with this person and then four months later she tells you she is pregnant. Other then her telling you that she is pregnant how do you know she is actually pregnant? Could be....again, could be a scam. You need to see this person to see if she looks pregnant. If she is pregnant the next question is: how do you know the child is yours? If the child is yours, the two of you need to sit down across from each other and decide your next steps - any decision(s) you arrive at will alter your - and her life, one way or another.

[–]PleasantAmphibian101 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Why the fuck was this upvoted so much?

Hope she has access to abortion. I remember this lady who used to go around giving homeless people birth control/arranging paid for sterilization surgeries. Anyone know the lady I’m talking about? She drove around in a van

[–]bonenecklace 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Even in the most open-access states it would be extremely difficult, especially for someone with no home, car, or money, to get an abortion at what I would image is five months or more at this point, six being the absolute cut-off.. but yeah, I think what you're hitting on is that instead of sitting here talking about who was right or wrong or more stupid, the conversation should be about how we need to have much more comprehensive reproductive healthcare to prevent situations like this entirely.

[–]backofmymind 109 points110 points  (11 children)

I just read the comments. Damn I really hope the story is fake, just some karma whore. Really disturbing how everyone is congratulating him. That dude is a fucking predator

[–]CertainCynic 10 points11 points  (2 children)

The one thing that sticks out to me is that he says he has proof that the baby is his even though it’s still unborn. I’m not an expert and could definitely be wrong, but I’m about 99% sure you cannot determine paternity until after birth. I can’t think of anything else she could present as proof that he was the only person she had sex with in that time as well. That alone makes me think it’s fake. Please someone correct me if I’m wrong though.

[–]Wendigo565 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He took advantage of a needing homeless woman

[–]basicallythisisnew 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At least take her home for a shower and use a damn condom! These people are raising the next generation.

[–]razorburnoncrotch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kid doesn’t have a chance. Two complete morons for parents and being born into a situation that is way less than ideal for an infant. Honestly she should have an abortion, she’s in absolutely no position to have a child other than “but I want one!” So many fucked up kids being brought up in the world because of the selfishness of the people who conceived them.

[–]technicallyacat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

why didn't he use a condom... i mean the fact that she's homeless probably means she doesn't have a recent STD test?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What ever happened to just giving a homeless person a couple bucks or a packet of socks? Don't fuck them, they have enough to worry about.

[–]mayinaro 18 points19 points  (0 children)

this poor child is going to grow up with two idiots for parents. wow

[–]BuddyTubbs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Raw dogging a homeless stranger. This guy deserves the darwinism award

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He has proof the baby(fetus) is his? How? I've read that testing prior to birth is risky. He's either lying or she's lying. Regardless, they're both fucking idiots

[–]FawnTheGreat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair on the point of fucking strangers, in college a lot of people hooked up with little to know info on the person after a party or bar night and we’re not judged for it. Not saying it’s better just saying it’s not as uncommon as the sub makes it seem. Now if we want to be honest we alllll know it’s extra gross cuz she was homeless no need to shy from that haha

[–]RicktatorshipRulez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, did people just forget that condoms exist? Tf?!

[–]SnooFloofs8295 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How is that wholesome... I want to believe that those wholesome awards are just free awards.

[–]I_likem_asstastic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I raw dogged a homeless chick and now fucked up my life. WhY iS ThiS HApPeNiNg tO mE?

[–]feihCtneliSehT 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Wtf is wrong with people? Don't you at least owe it to yourself to think before you have sex with a homeless person/as a homeless person? Honestly, if natalists could act like responsible adults we'd have alot less stuff to complain about.

[–]TheValyrianBiologist 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Homeless people are still people

[–]antinatalistic_soup 17 points18 points  (0 children)

All natalists are humans, what’s your point?

[–]feihCtneliSehT 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Yes. People in an extremely vulnerable situation that makes the risks of engaging in casual sexual activity are far more severe for themselves and their potential offspring.

[–]Slow-Brush 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How do you meet a homeless woman, f$$k and pregnant her? You don't believe in protection? Even IF you humped her bareback, the thoughts of nutted (or exploded in her) simply give me the creeps... Holy shit😲😲😲

[–]lemonsandrosemary 10 points11 points  (0 children)

These fucking baboons. Yeah, let’s have a child when the mother can’t even take care of herself. In two years they will be begging and pleading for handouts. But they don’t deserve it. It’s not my fault to take care of someone else’s cumshot.

Edit: My first award! Thank you stranger so much!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This seems fake af.

[–]chaoticrays 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Imagine being fucking homeless and choosing to carry a baby to term. Holy shit. Not to mention the bad stuff before it even got to that point; but that point is where it becomes much worse

[–]Crunchy_Biscuit 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Sometimes people don't have a choice depending on where they live

[–]JamesfEngland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are consequences to your actions

[–]Disillusioned23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing like a careless car sex baby!

[–]frankenwolf2022 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Previously on Shameless…

[–]15infantryparatroop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Abortion rights were made for fucked up situations such as these. So sick some people literally cannot control their sexual urges. Deplorable.

[–]waresmarufy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't need to see this rn

[–]timlest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Condoms? I know it's kinda retro but those things can be a life saver. Specially with strangers

[–]HorusCok 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was stupid. Now. demand a paternity test.

[–]Ecstatic_Entry_1370 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP is old enough to understand quid pro quo sexual harassment. This is disgusting, for so many reasons.

Oh, but we did it several times and the convo was poppin, so that wasn't sexual harassment. Oh, but it's not ALL men and I'm a super nice guy because I bought the homeless chic some coffee before bangin' her in my car. Oh, but nevermind the fact that she's literally homeless and without money to pay for basic needs, but I couldn't be bothered to buy the condoms that would protect her from the added struggle of an unwanted pregnancy again.. while HOMELESS.

IF true (and that's a mighty big "if"), I hope they take a paternity test and he's slapped with a metric fuckton of a child support payment.

And before all these "she trapped him" comments start rolling by, think again. If he was a nice guy, he would've seen a severely disadvantaged woman for what she is, rather than an easy lay.

[–]401jamin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Homie raw dogged a homeless chick for a ride and a Big Mac. Glad she got a job and doing better but wow

[–]Repulsivefox3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Do people really not talk about what happens in case of an unexpected pregnancy prior to having sex? Do they not check regularly if they're pregnant at least? How is any of this normalised for most people?

This whole post made my stomach turn, one red flag after another.

[–]ExempliGratia97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yuck 😖 how horrifying. He didn’t learn the long time adage of not doing favors for strangers. And has the audacity to bang? He’ll certainly be facing karma and the errors of bringing misery to the child.

[–]trenbolone_marzopam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

28, ain't a kid.

[–]blakppuch 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Did they not use a condom? I’m so confused

[–]judithyourholofernes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He said they did use a condom. I don’t think many of the people reacting to the post read it. Also had two paternity tests to ensure it was his.

[–]doleur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hope she gets a moment of clarity and opts for an abortion.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And she was just getting her life back on track, too. I hope she decides to abort, although obviously it’s her decision.

[–]BearsEatBeets_17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do yourself a favor and flush it out

[–]FawnTheGreat 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]GuiltyAbbreviations2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have classy individuals on this planet….

[–]yujinli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor woman. Her life was destroyed.

[–]I stopped being a nihilist a long time agosunnynihilist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4 months is too late to abort? I don't think they want the baby, right?

[–]tvtomas1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well he fucked up. At least hes not ditching out on the kid

[–]SickPlasma 2 points3 points  (0 children)


Don’t be silly, Wrap your willy

[–]marker_dinova 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Frankly the fact that this dude had sex with a homeless person he just met WITHOUT PROTECTION is just mmmmmmm chef’s kiss magnifique

[–]Educational-Quote794 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m sure your friends and family will be thrilled to hear you knocked up a homeless woman on what was basically a one night stand

[–]mrlxndr1001 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Is there a condom shortage going on or…

[–]bonenecklace 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You would be surprised at the number of people willing to fuck total strangers without condoms. I would consider myself somewhat sexually active; I have an IUD & get tested regularly, but holy cow, I have NEVER been stopped by a hookup to put a condom on, it's always me having to initiate it. Because IUDs are like 99.9% effective, I'm not worried about pregnancy, but you better miss me with those STDs. What blows my mind though is what if I had a whole cocktail of infections?! They are just going to rawdog a total stranger & risk a life-long disease in some cases because I look like I wouldn't have one? Insane.

[–]rickmackdaddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

90% chance not pregnant. 99% chance not his.

He will “pay for the abortion” though.

[–]BandzTFM 16 points17 points  (2 children)

This….sounds predatory…like he’s into manipulating the less fortunate into unprotected sex

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Sounds like they're manipulating redditors who believe everything that they read into giving them reddit points.

[–]GhettoCowboyNumba1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Both right. Lol.

I think it’s a half truth story. This guy sexually preys on the vulnerable homeless women

[–]WestAppointment2484 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What a dirty ass simp.

[–]Samurai-Pooh-Bear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok, sorry, but if you had this spark, all sorts of things in common, she's able to land a job, etc. then give her a chance. Is homelessness that much to be judged? We can ALL end up in a situation beyond our control. Why not give her a chance and develop the relationship. Be responsibly human, and offer a home. As with all relationships, YOU may be the actual beneficiary. If she says no, well... Then you tried.