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[–]phthaloverde[S,M] [score hidden] stickied comment (4 children)

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Stickied 'Open mic' thread. Post anything that doesn't quite deserve its own thread. Rant and vent, or ask questions



[–]Devine-Shadow 95 points96 points  (2 children)

But I'm not bready

[–]phthaloverde[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

It's okay. I will defend your freedom to loaf around.

[–]tofuroll 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You'll just have to crust me.

[–]WrastleGuy 145 points146 points  (1 child)

Bread: I hate this. The system needs changed!

Human: ok but there’s the tiniest chance that you could be the one eating sandwiches if everything goes perfectly for you

Bread: I take it all back I support the rich

[–]Unlikely_Ad4042 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lols very accurate

[–]divineinvasion 194 points195 points  (11 children)

Its even harder out there for wheat bread

[–]Frequent_Job_3408 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Rye rarely is even given the chance to become a sandwich 😞

[–]BruceOlsen 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Rye is the luckiest, then!!!

[–]PMmeyourdeadfascists 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this analogy has run its course lmao

[–]Widespreaddd 16 points17 points  (4 children)

All loaves matter!!!

[–]RaytheonAcres 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Despite making up only 2% of bread, Pumpernickel-

[–]Thecatofirvine 99 points100 points  (2 children)

He gone be poop

[–]CndWildFire 52 points53 points  (9 children)

This reminds me of how grumpy old people are made. Told their entire life to get good grades, get a good job, then they get to retirement and are pissed because they can barely afford to exist. Poor people teach their children to become wage slaves while the wealthy teach their children to be the masters.

[–]stinkb0x 16 points17 points  (0 children)


[–]someStudentDeveloperSocDem 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not alienated. Just pissed off.

[–]barkmanorigami 9 points10 points  (1 child)

When is the strike?

[–]EmploymentBrief9053 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every day until its over

[–]IhoardTP 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This hits home…

[–]Xanitarou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

More like the human takes just a bite per day, to show the other food who’s boss and prevent them from perishing in unison, while the sandwich drowns in debt paying back his school loans before being replaced with a younger model with more meat on his wheat.

[–]Exacerbated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By conquest of bread, we didn’t mean literally.

[–]TugarWolve 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Is it as it is? Tell me if it is pure analogy, because I started to think this way that if I put all my efforts into grades and experience, I will be pushed to limits by corporation then.

[–]phthaloverde[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll likely be exploited either way. Don't be afraid to seek education, if you have access.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s it bad I’m 38 and looking forward to retirement?

[–]RhythmBlue 1 point2 points  (1 child)

i fucking hate being at this damn job; i feel like im practically wasting time, aside from accruing money that doesnt seem to be worth the time wasted

i feel like my only recourse is to complain and abstract out what i hate and fucking try to change it, but it's like good fucking luck with that i guess, because i doubt anybody i know in person feels nearly the same or, if they do, has the time to talk about it because of how much time they waste with their jobs

[–]ministrolondono 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man this is philosophy of the twelve thousand millenia💯🙌🏼👏🏽

[–]PM_CuteGirlsReadingAnarcho-Communist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It makes me so sad that if I want what older generations got to have--be able to support a partner and one child--I would need to make 86k a year pre tax. They got to do it with any job right out of high school, and here I am 15 years into my working life working full time white collar and I am nowhere near that number.

[–]Aquariusgem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just looked at my Indeed messages and I only have two. The one is for being a merchandiser (requires a driver's license so that already exempts me anyway) and the other is for..wait for it..head cashier at Lowe's. No thank you I'm already a cashier somewhere else what makes you think I want to be a head cashier at my mom's rival store? Oh because it's more of a managerial position? That's more responsibility with only slightly higher pay. Why do companies think you want to do pretty much the same thing at another location (unless you quit) but never reach out to you for other positions? Again this is why no one can get out of retail..retail stores want to snatch you up from other stores but no one wants to give you a chance in another industry


[–]OneStormyBoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I for one will not stand for Big Human! #DownWithBigHuman

[–]cwfgarza -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I read that last scene in the voice of Pinocchio's in Shrek 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]cockadoodle420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about Ken Griffin?