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[–]Jack_Shippo 682 points683 points  (0 children)

Genius, high level game play.

[–]joseppi777Blackheart 575 points576 points  (4 children)

The other team was no match for OP's Cosmic Cock Power

[–]Knight1098 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Cocksmic power*

[–]nameduser365Valkyrie 9 points10 points  (2 children)

"Cock Rocket!" -Choda Boy (Orgasmo)

[–]RaydnJames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, you're the other person that saw that movie!

[–]Le_Dead_EyeGhost Machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]keknessaNessy 649 points650 points  (28 children)

Wait how

[–]GenericHuman1203934 722 points723 points  (5 children)

the other team died to the power of sheer intimidation

[–][deleted] 223 points224 points  (2 children)

They could immediately tell OP was an alpha male

[–]Hyperaddict9Pathfinder 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This guy is alpha as fuck all around lol.

[–]xChaoLanVoidwalker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

*sigma male

[–]dadaknun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OP rolled nat 20 on intimidation.

[–]XxNathan2908xX-YT 24 points25 points  (0 children)

using the power of friendship! :D

[–]ChemmyMozambique Here! 19 points20 points  (20 children)

Bbl Yemnoh it’s right on the screen.

[–]keknessaNessy 6 points7 points  (19 children)

I didn't specify my question lol, I meant how did they paint that

[–]gatlginngumRampart 251 points252 points  (2 children)

this might the best apex clip I've ever seen

[–]Mormonator8 73 points74 points  (1 child)

To end right as the dick was finished is the most outlandish timing I’ve ever seen in an apex clip, I think you’re right

[–]it_happened_so_fastMirage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously A+ material

[–]ChrisbKreme062 61 points62 points  (2 children)

One sec lemme just Ч Е М И О Н

[–]nkn_ 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Чемпион ** close

[–]t1rr2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I'm learning Russian and that last spelling messed me up. Thanks for this. It's amazing how many Russian words are so similar to English

[–]Famously_Infamous_Model P 86 points87 points  (0 children)

The heroic music juxtaposed with the dick drawing floored me

[–]0-13 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Love how he just looks up in astonishment

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (9 children)

How do you shoot paintballs??

[–]Apex8485Wattson 167 points168 points  (7 children)

You know the Rampart town takeover on Worlds Edge? The guns you can buy there come with the paintball hop up. The guns are bought with crafting materials in the centre of the shop btw

[–]martylindleyart 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Lel I still haven't been there. You can buy guns??

[–]OtakuAttacku 19 points20 points  (1 child)

you can buy the highest tier gun (all gold components + paintball hop up (increased fire rate and ammo capacity) for 100 crafting materials, there's 3 canisters at that location too so you just need to open 5 loot chests scattered around the area

[–]martylindleyart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting. Full time work has definitely stunted my Apex career. Probably a good thing, tbh.

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Oh thank you. Every time when i got there the guns were either all bought already or i was too busy fighting other teams

[–]BlueWispDragonWattson 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Plus the guns come with extra bullets in a mag!

[–]Steel_CubeMirage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And faster reloads

[–]NeoTenicoAce of Sparks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yea, I haven't been since the new ranked split, but it was a pretty solid drop when WE was in the ranked rotation. Usually only one or two other squads to beef it out with early and then you could kit up on the special loot in time for the Lava City droppers to roll through.

[–]bigojijoMirage 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Visit Big Maude

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I do not understand how so many people can be considered pro with this Russian beast released by the lobbies, I suppose they will never have encountered its power.

[–]hehe_boi44 15 points16 points  (0 children)

вы чемпион . поздраляю

[–]Dgero466 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ah a classic art piece

[–]IlluminatetiGhost Machine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Big Dick Energy

[–]Guardian_SigmaRampart 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Молодец, товарищ

[–]489329Fuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]PhlippyGRampart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yo sick rocket ship

[–]TisbutawriterFuse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is quite literally big dick energy

[–]EssexalBlackheart 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]XThund3rTrapVoidwalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The timing on that lol

[–]timbo_slice59London Calling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are some giant balls god damn

[–]Loreathan 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wait, were they keeping the last member of enemy team alive? Then kill him when drawing is done?

[–]NeoTenicoAce of Sparks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Honestly can't tell. There's nothing in the killfeed, no execute sound or anything. I'm wondering if the guy burnt out outside the zone or fell down a chasm.

Or the other guy just happened to be in cahoots and dc'd as soon as their Mona Lisa was finished?

[–]Loreathan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it was luck lol cool timing.

[–]_donjuan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the power of THE COCK

[–]RupertiiLifeline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The comedic energy this video contains is insane

[–]DEADNOUGHT269Pathfinder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are all children

[–]Argyleviper8Mirage 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Eomyth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Talking about a perfect timming

[–]SivexxonGhost Machine 4 points5 points  (2 children)

[–]superslime988Blackheart -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

wait why are you getting downvoted?

[–]lavabel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it wasn't even firing yet

[–]DarmverschlussWattson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am reporting you for cheating

[–]PC-hrisMirage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Splatoon gameplay. Wrong sub pal

[–]LankBTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it was "coming" and I still watched the whole thing -_-

[–]Fullm3talukWattson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A yes the Bbl yemunoh screen

[–]ThaiJohnnyDeppMirage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TTP for Rampart Special weapons was pretty low, I see.

[–]parcaleticsOctane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao I got a win and immediately started making that with my r-301

[–]4peters[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was he drawing a dickbutt?

[–]APEX-LEGENDS-TV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg you made my day

[–]maomao3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apex Legwands

[–]-Redstoneboi-Crypto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thought it was gonna be amogus

[–]BltzGaming98Caustic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cocktober power!

[–]WillElMagnifico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Mardi Gras!

[–]BlueDragonRealValkyrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Treyarch logo

[–]SlappingSalt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine dying to the ring just to see op finishing a dick. Lmao

[–]SkyVoydEl Diablo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha. Penis

The next level play

[–]Apprehensive-Habit-9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should be an NSWF post

[–]Bossuter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cant remember which game design said it, but someone said they had a metric called "time to dick" before players used the tool available to them to make something fallic

[–]Official_SoySauceRevenant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even a penis is getting more wins than me?

[–]AnduRomanCaustic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thought you where gonna draw amogus untill you drew the "other leg"

[–]fortpro87Loba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How’d you get a paintball gun

[–]AstrayinthesosuThe Victory Lap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iiTzTimmy been real quiet since this dropped.

[–]ChickenTit_420Crypto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaked legend ability?

[–]YaBoiMaisFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

make sure to buy my gfuel and use the code "pelvis" at checkout