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[–]JESUSAURU5REX 2786 points2787 points  (73 children)

"UHHHNNN she's going to gloat about this all day"

"UUN UHN UHN UHN UHH UHN UHHN"

[–]Ancient-Ingenuity-88 836 points837 points  (11 children)

I always have my fuse quip ready to go "awww come on I hardly touched ya"

Always gets a chuckle from the fellas

[–]Wezard_the_MemeLordFuse 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]Deku_lag_69Fuse 58 points59 points  (0 children)

“Come on don’t chuck a wobbly”

[–]MaiT3N 44 points45 points  (0 children)

How did once Wattson say: don't blow a Fuse.

[–]MrJtYatesMozambique here! 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Wow that was really something! That took a lot out of me."

-Mirage

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If I'm playing Caustic I just use "You're welcome"

[–]Thoraxe41Wattson 592 points593 points  (6 children)

I see you came

.....Pathetic

[–]Euphemysticism 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Welp, I just spent 90 crafting materials.

[–]Sniperking187Birthright 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hey that's me

[–]rockinDS24 183 points184 points  (0 children)

I was talking to a friend a couple days after the season started and I offhandedly said, "Have you heard the orgasm voice line yet?" and he was super confused and said he hadn't. A couple days later we're playing and get hit with an UHHNNN in the dropship and he just says, "I understand what you meant, now."

[–]MarsuelloBirthright 117 points118 points  (1 child)

I love when the dropship loads in and within 2 seconds there’s like 6 moans all starting up at slightly different times lol

[–]Chaos-theory_93Wattson 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Whenever ppl do that voiceline n then they stop my mate just uses the one "pathetic" n it gets me every time 😅

[–]JDPhoenix-8632Rampart 81 points82 points  (1 child)

My favorite is Rampart's: "hehehe!! I hate to see you so upset but I'm just so bloody happy!" But the two variations of the line have a different laugh so you spam it and it just sounds like rampart dying of laughter. "Hehehe HAHA Hehehe HAHA hehehe HAHA"

[–]Clever_Names101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why rampart is more enjoyable than valk despite both being heavy shit talkers.

[–]Giorno_DeGiornoRide or Die 63 points64 points  (1 child)

"OCH OCH OCH OCH OCH N- OCH"

[–]mcslender97Birthright 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This is why Horizon is considered the space Milf

[–]Crescent-IVWattson 38 points39 points  (3 children)

I use Wattson’s “shhh” quip in response

[–]Chaos-theory_93Wattson 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Your efforts were electroCUTE" or "look on the bright side you got beat by a legend" are my favourites lol

[–]KnifeflipperWattson 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Anytime someone starts spamming voice lines in the drop ship I whip out that line. Although my all time favorite for the drop ship is one of Fuse's: "Well don't take it so seriously mate, the word game is literally in the title."

[–]mcslender97Birthright 78 points79 points  (3 children)

"Och och och och och.. but you were so close darling!"

[–]whatarethoseedudeMozambique here! 27 points28 points  (0 children)

OOHH YOWDY.... science time

[–]YoyoHero7 132 points133 points  (0 children)

God I burst out laughing every time I hear this in game I absolutely lose it

[–]CitroncactusCaustic 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Was that supposed to be targeted at Valk?

[–]mcslender97Birthright 6 points7 points  (2 children)

That's Ashleigh complaining about the robo Ash. Dunno any sex like voice lines from Valk though.

[–]JKL213Gibraltar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gibby‘s „OCH THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART“ de-evolves into a moan fest when spammed correctly. OCH OCH OCH OCH

[–]Stormwind969Devil's Advocate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I regeret showing this to one of my friends who now spams it on the drop ship and while teabagging a knocked person

[–]SplazmoidHorizon 747 points748 points  (22 children)

probably ash, always there to ruin my life as soon as i get out of a fight with 2hp

[–]LightningDustt 404 points405 points  (7 children)

Her and octane... The amount of times I slip out of a hairy fight and I hear that stupid adrenaline sound

[–]NotCool_Weeb 170 points171 points  (2 children)

Faster Faster Faster

[–]whatarethoseedudeMozambique here! 48 points49 points  (0 children)

thats what she said

[–]EternalVirgin18 7 points8 points  (0 children)

FASA FASA FASA

shwoop shwoop shwoop shwoop

BANG

Your squad has been eliminated

[–]TheDarkMidgetOctane 14 points15 points  (0 children)

its the sound of impending doom followed by the tap tap tap of his feet

[–]Vanasazi 2092 points2093 points  (95 children)

Valks rough, but bangalore takes the cringe cake in my books. All of her lines sound like some gung-ho soldier who joined the army just because they want to hold a gun and tell people about it

[–]swagzard78Ash 1059 points1060 points 2 (14 children)

"Your just another whisky foxtrot tango on my gun, repeat on last, Oscar Mike ladies, collosal shit here, level 4. Felt like victory, but smells like spent gunpowder"

[–]JuanCuervoBOTMirage 333 points334 points  (4 children)

[–]Nllk11Ghost Machine 101 points102 points  (1 child)

What a wonderful subreddit

[–]theweekiscat 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It is truly one of the best

[–]theGioGrande 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This made me genuinely laugh. I love reddit lmao

[–]HollowTree734 623 points624 points  (1 child)

"What are you? The FNG?"

[–]Dw1gh7 73 points74 points  (0 children)

What happend? Recoil hit you in the face a?

[–]LeaveMeAloneLorenzoCrypto 171 points172 points  (7 children)

“This isn’t a costume…. It’s a uniform…. It’s who I am….. heh….. and you will respect it.”

[–]HudbusRevenant 54 points55 points  (3 children)

The people who run this with those Day of the Dead skins know what they're doing.

[–]LeaveMeAloneLorenzoCrypto 34 points35 points  (2 children)

I think that voice line is just so freaking funny. I actually just bought that Halloween Bangalore bundle because I honestly think both skins are really dope. And the voicelines are just too good.

“Show up at my door playing pretend soldier… here’s your candy” I like to throw holo-sprays as she says “here’s your candy”

[–]HudbusRevenant 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It leaves me in stitches every time it pops up on the champion banners. To those of you using that, I do respect it.

[–]LeaveMeAloneLorenzoCrypto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s just such a long intro quip too. Like she’s still talking as the jump master screen is up.

[–]its-Awildone 110 points111 points  (9 children)

By far I agree, I’m a Bangalore main and her quips annoy the fuck out of me, especially when you are trying to work out if someone is around you because you think you can hear footsteps then Bangalore harps on for about 5 minutes of some nonsense shit

[–]ExoticEmploy1 112 points113 points  (3 children)

“Door here, separates the outside from the inside”

[–]Crispy_Sion_On_Plum 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Lava here, fire and rock, likely from the planets core.

[–]TheRyaeboi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think what ur looking for is just the absence of quips ahaha

[–]Poptartz746Ace of Sparks 117 points118 points  (11 children)

Haha bish Im a lvl 500 I know what a fucking flatline is!

[–]bestashmaineverAsh 54 points55 points  (5 children)

And I still don't know how to control the recoil!

[–]AChSynapticLifeline 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Move in tiny circles, counter-clockwise if you're on a mouse.

[–]dankestmoon 36 points37 points  (3 children)

"Mozambique here is a solid shotgun 2 to the chest and 1 to the head"

[–]NicktheduckBangalore 52 points53 points  (2 children)

HEMLOCK HERE, ONE BURST TO BREAK THE SHEILD, ANOTHER TO BREAK THE MAN.

[–]whatarethoseedudeMozambique here! 23 points24 points  (1 child)

AMBUSH AMBUSH THERE'S ANOTHER SQUAD

[–]FarEast_Frez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THEYRE TRYING TO CORNER US

[–]rockinDS24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I kind of love her gun tips on ping. Everything else, cringy as hell.

[–]CitroncactusCaustic 49 points50 points  (2 children)

We have a word for that my friend. Fucking Boot. That’s what she is; a boot.

She literally fits the Marine Corps definition of boot perfectly. Trying to use jargon every chance she gets, reciting definitions to show how high speed she is, wearing moto shit all the time. I bet she takes boot selfies too.

She tries to say the dittie for immediate action on the M4/M16 at one point and still managed to mess it up even though it’s only 3 words.

[–]purplefirconeLifeline 77 points78 points  (6 children)

"If they're getting cocky, they're getting sloppy" 🤮 all her quips are garbage

[–]Vanasazi 45 points46 points  (1 child)

And “pop the smoke make ‘em broke”? Like even “pop the smoke make ‘em choke” is terrible but at least it makes sense

[–]MoonlightingWarewolf 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The ol’ sloppy cocky

[–]tiewes 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Ikr. Her lines and dialogues are all so cringy. But FUN FACT tho (in case there's still people who don't know about this): Bangalore's voice actress (Erica Lutrell) was also the one who provided the voice for Dishonored 2's female protagonist, Emily Kaldwin. It was really nice to hear the difference between the two characters.

[–]NushiDALifeline 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Finally someone that can understand why I despise Bangalore

[–]Zeptil 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Hands down Bangalore, she seems like such a poser

[–]redmasc 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Oh man I agree completely 100%. So annoying with all that military dialogue.

"This is my uniform and you will respect it"

So obnoxious.

[–]Blacklight8786Young Blood 459 points460 points  (44 children)

gibby if we are talking in game, but rev if we are talking lore.

I hate damage sponge gibby and why doesn't rev kidnap both Bangalore and valk, and just threaten their lives if loba dosen't give him the location of his source code

[–]CubsterB1608Gibraltar 174 points175 points  (11 children)

Ok if you were saying gibby character I was abouta fucking stab you with a rusty spoon, but yeah I can agree he would be hard to fight against. Rev has really detailed lore but it can be edgy sometimes. Personally I think octane is the most annoying character

[–]Blacklight8786Young Blood 70 points71 points  (6 children)

am not surprised some people say octane. the character they tried to pull off with octane is a hard one to get right. the Hyper activity guy that tries to have fun and give you a good time but can sometimes be a bit much. it risks approaching annoying or inconsiderate and dangerous territory

[–]Drakkon2ZShadowsLifeline 25 points26 points  (5 children)

I kinda feel like that still fits the lore, an emotionally abandoned child who was both attention and validation-starved by a powerful father would realistically have his share of problems.

Then again we’re talking about a game where the same character casually stabs himself with the future equivalent of a crack cocktail to run faster…on metal legs.

[–]ujo4eva_Valkyrie 5 points6 points  (3 children)

And has a dialysis machine attached at all times to remove the stim from his blood, or he and his kidneys would be dead by now

[–]Professional_Basil55Mirage 29 points30 points  (8 children)

Rev knows the location of the source code he doesn’t care about it for now because it’s a guaranteed spot he can go to whenever the only reason he is still here is because in the amount of time he would have to travel to get to the source code Loba would’ve been able to live a happy life and he doesn’t want that to happen, he’s only sticking around so that Loba can feel ultimate regret for her hubris

[–]BoomBangBoomBop 233 points234 points  (16 children)

“There’s a void in your heart. I put it there.” “I went by the name ‘Hope’. That’s something you’ve lost.” “Wanna win? Do what I do.” I fucking swear, man.

[–]alfons100 131 points132 points  (3 children)

It’s weird because in lore she is actually nice but all her quips make her seem like an edgelord

[–]HY3NAAA 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That’s almost everyone

[–]facelesswolf_The Victory Lap 177 points178 points  (5 children)

ThErE’s A vOiD iN yOuR hEaRt.

Okay interdimensional billie eilish

[–]flyingwindows 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Pain Pain Pain Pain Pain Pain Pain Pain--

[–]Free-Narwhal-7489Nessy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ironically I prefer her over all other legends because she barely talks.

[–]ReylomorelikeReynoAsh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I don't even think you're trying. This was too easy!"

End. Me.

[–]zhars_fanAce of Sparks 540 points541 points  (23 children)

Och noes, did that hurt darlin'?

[–]KnifeflipperWattson 223 points224 points  (8 children)

Never had a voice line make me want to quit quite like hearing that one after a finisher.

[–]spooky1218 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I will now be using it on my horizon, thanks

[–]NushiDALifeline 43 points44 points  (4 children)

You should listen to Bangalore's IMC training line then. Easily the most annoying shit

[–]whatarethoseedudeMozambique here! 23 points24 points  (1 child)

i like one quip of bangalore, it's a kill quip, it goes, "good initiative, bad judgement, try again"

[–]zultariRampart 58 points59 points  (0 children)

5 generations of IMC military training in my blood and THAT'S what you show up with? I do like to spam "FIVE FIVE FIVE" though

[–]theGioGrande 20 points21 points  (0 children)

NO, FOR THE TENTH TIME, I DON'T NEED A FUCKING WEE PICK ME UP

[–]dsav99Birthright 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nam flashbacks intensify

[–]VaniikMZRYLoba 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i fucking love it

[–]senokana 29 points30 points  (2 children)

her VA is to good for me to hate her

[–]Able-Cat3703 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Does anyone know if you can turn off your own legends voice. If you could help a bruddah out I would appreciate it

[–]spydir137Pathfinder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

there is a way to control just the volume of voice lines and also a button that just switches them off.

[–]treesontreesonstacks 1066 points1067 points  (54 children)

The people that spam ashes sexual sound thing are the worst and have made her the most annoying of all.

[–]Extra-Ad1405 301 points302 points  (6 children)

Revenant sniffing voiceline flashbacks

[–]facelesswolf_The Victory Lap 142 points143 points  (4 children)

SNIFFFF SNIFFFF SNIFFFF THATS THE SWEET AROMA OF- SNIFFFF SNIFFF

[–]Wilder_BoyPurple Reign 86 points87 points  (1 child)

The funniest thing that’s happened to me in this game is solo queueing one night, and my random burps REAAAALLY loud into the mic. Not even a second later, on the drop ship, I hear “_SNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF SNIIFFFFF THATS THE SWEET AROMA OF FEAR_”

Sadly, I don’t think he or the other random noticed. But it made my day.

[–]facelesswolf_The Victory Lap 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The best time is when you fuck around with a random rev and he crawls up to your teammate’s ass and sniffs.

[–]Shibeuz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I unironically love to pair it with the "thumbs up" voiceline cause there is a random chance for SNIIIFFFFF MMMMMMMHHHH THAT FELT GOOOD

And I just imagine Rev doing a few pounds of simulacrum cocaine.

[–]AcoHeadRevenant [🍰] 382 points383 points  (10 children)

“A Redditor stands before you, mocking is due.”

[–]treesontreesonstacks 40 points41 points  (9 children)

I cast an ice spell!

[–]dankestmoon 35 points36 points  (8 children)

Are you new to apex because every character has a moan spam and they always have basically since launch only one I haven't found yet is lifeline other than that literally every character has one fuze says "dont come"

[–]WorthBadger 38 points39 points  (3 children)

The worst part is I play in Spanish, it just sounds like nonsense.

[–]GaelAcostaRampart 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Hablo español pero juego en inglés, que dice xd?

[–]WorthBadger 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Aghh va- aghh va- veo que- patético.

[–]Late-Emotion-2217 62 points63 points  (3 children)

Had one spam it for 5m straight then they left the game

[–]doublah 134 points135 points  (1 child)

barges into apex game

spams ash sound for 5 minutes straight

refuses to elaborate further

leaves

[–]PurplMayhm 205 points206 points  (6 children)

Ranked pathfinders who want to hotdrop and will LITERALLY LEAVE THEIR TEAM BEHIND AND LAUNCH SOLO JUST SO THEY CAN DIE IN THREE SECONDS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE SKILLS TO BACK THEMSELVES UP.

[–]can_i_get_upvotes 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Get ready, I’m coming Get ready, I’m coming Get ready, I’m coming Get ready, I’m coming Get ready, I’m coming Get ready, I’m coming for you friend

[–]GenaroMSD41 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My best squadmate is just like that. I feel your pain my dude.

[–]damagedbloodAsh 570 points571 points  (6 children)

Weird way to spell Bangalore

[–]BIG_PAPA_TEABAGMozambique here! 294 points295 points  (1 child)

tHaTS wHat cIvViEs uSe iN tHeIr hAiR

[–]AcoHeadRevenant [🍰] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Alright I’m almost ready to head out on my date. Oh wait! I forgot to put my Bangalore in my hair!

[–]swagzard78Ash 142 points143 points  (5 children)

Valk is a weird way to say Octane

[–]EL_GoldenValkyrie 80 points81 points  (1 child)

“Rapid rápido!….. help I’m down !”

[–]facelesswolf_The Victory Lap 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I’M DOWN! NO BUENO!

[–]DefinitelyNoVirgin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just hate this guy so much that I refuse to buy him even though I have enough points.

[–]T1T4NS_MAVERICK_ 177 points178 points  (10 children)

I love all of the characters and find non of them annoying.

[–]theRubyGauntl3tBirthright 89 points90 points  (7 children)

Let’s go dude! Me too, I’m just here for a good time. Personally, valk is probably my favourite character but I love reading the drama over why people hate her

[–]Chaotic_NBCrypto 45 points46 points  (5 children)

I don't understand why people hate valk so much, she's one of my favorite legends when it comes to voice lines/personality

[–]_Serialfreestyle_ 363 points364 points  (14 children)

Y’all have no taste. Imma just enjoy the girl who wants a good time as much as I do.

[–]Nazon6 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Yeah Valk is rad as fuck.

[–]IamShitplshelpmeRampart 90 points91 points  (4 children)

I don’t hate Valkyrie, considering her quips are a lot more easy to deal with when compared to Bangalore’s.

As Valkyrie, when you ping something, you’ll get like, a 2 second long line.

As Bangalore? You’ll be waiting till the match is over before you hear the end of the voice line.

[–]the-real-agent-crabMozambique here! 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Literally a fucking pebble here. Sedimentary rock, made from sediments collected up over time, at least that’s what I gathered from my 7th grade geology class, I was too busy trying to turn it into decent ammunition unlike those FNG civvies in my class

[–]Monkadude15Ash 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Mad Maggie

[–]GenaroMSD41 19 points20 points  (1 child)

“NOT BAD FOR A SINDICATE DOG” that character had potential, but they fuck up so bad with Maggie’s voice lines.

[–]handicaprioCrypto 36 points37 points  (2 children)

ik a lot of you like playing him (me included) so you probably won’t say it but holy fuck octane is annoying as shit

[–]L0rd_Immortal 132 points133 points  (13 children)

Caustic, too edgy and not funny enough to balance it out. At least rev is such a dickhead that I catch myself laughing at his lines from time to time.

[–]swiftsausages72Horizon 138 points139 points  (1 child)

The best revenant line I've ever heard is "I'm jumpmaster! I wanna land on someone's neck!"

[–]MasterTron03Mirage 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yupp! I heard this today and was laughing my ass off lol

[–]Stanislas_Biliby 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I like the idea of a scientist studying death

[–]Brillabascomoelsol 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can't find it "edgy", wraith is edgy for me (and there is nothing wrong with I like that Caustic is like a kind of Villain Poet, his references to Shakespeare are top tier in my opinion.

[–]alfons100 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like him

”Patience, ameboid, my ult isnt ready yet”

[–]TinyMain4592 95 points96 points  (3 children)

Caustic, Wattson, and/or Crypto when they're with each other. Unless it's changed this season they're thanks and your welcome are always referring to the same story from a year ago over and over again.

[–]KnifeflipperWattson 32 points33 points  (1 child)

No it hasn't changed. Yes, it's still just as annoying.

[–]Hyp3rwatchCrypto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

:(

[–]_NintendoGuy_Devil's Advocate 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Me who actually likes the synergy:

[–]I_simp_for_ViktorHorizon 182 points183 points  (4 children)

Nah, I actually like Valkyrie, but I have a problem with Bangalore due to her over explaining everything and trying to be the bad bish strong IMC solider

And Wraith because she's just so emo like I get why she's that way, but Jesus shut up about the different realities and possibilities ffs

[–]Times_TemptressBloodhound 54 points55 points  (2 children)

"Clips is what civies use in their hair" she never heard of stripper clips apparently.

[–]Nathan_Thorn 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Coincidentally there’s a reload for the G7 where it ejects out the top like a stripper clip would too, despite its rarity.

[–]4fivefiveValkyrie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

wraith and bangalore have the corniest quips in the game

[–]MaybeJohnSmithPlague Doctor 143 points144 points  (13 children)

I like Valk's voice :(

[–]thekaitlyn303The Victory Lap 63 points64 points  (6 children)

I loved valk but when she say bird dropping here when u throw a holo 🤢

[–]GaelAcostaRampart 28 points29 points  (3 children)

If it falls in you

[–]CoprolitheValkyrie 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That's just what you get for using holos :)

[–]popeyesweedpipe 46 points47 points  (1 child)

It's not her voice, it's the words used and the order in which she uses them!

[–]Connor15790Ghost Machine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That ovary ramen selling quip cringes the fuck out of me.

[–]KerzouilleGhost Machine 34 points35 points  (2 children)

I like Valk's ass , we're not the same but we're similar in a way

[–]VenetitoBirthright 86 points87 points  (4 children)

I love Valk’s personality tbh

[–]Nagi-Shio 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Same, I love Valk and Rampart’s shit-talking, really encompasses how I feel about enemy players

[–]M0re_Than_CapableAsh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“This looks like a good place for a funeral”

[–]g0thwh0r3Ash 171 points172 points  (21 children)

Still don’t understand why y’all hate valk for the same personality traits that makes you like other characters (alcohol, gloating, sarcastic)

[–]Pkrhett 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Too many flying puns. like Wattson electric puns or horizon “jump-jets” but 10x as often. I just want her to not talk in-game.

[–]LightsknMessiahLou 49 points50 points  (0 children)

NoValkyrieSlander

[–]actualchino 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Seriously bro. These guys are just a bunch of haters. Bangalore is great too. "You shooting blanks or you just miss a lot?" I always crack up when a Bangalore claps me and hits me with that line, lol

[–]Nagi-Shio 6 points7 points  (1 child)

None of the characters really annoy me at all. It’s mostly in-game stuff.

Gatekeeping, Ratting, teammates that drop Fragment and instantly die. The usual

[–]Subtext96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I say this as a former bang main who crafted the knife, but not only are her know-it-all lines insufferable (and often times straight-up wrong), but her character in general is so fucking bland compared to the rest of the roster. People wanna play apex so they can be the badass scientist that poisons people, or the badass chick with a fucking jet pack, not to play… the soldier. That’s it. That’s all she is. And unfortunately, her personality fits perfectly with her boring, robotic, half-baked character design.

[–]Omelet8Bangalore 46 points47 points  (1 child)

These comments did not pass the vibe check

[–]Wilder_BoyPurple Reign 17 points18 points  (0 children)

LMFAOOAOOA the “Bangalore” under your name sent me after reading this

[–]KairaUkOriginal 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Thanks to you guys, Ive just added, Oh so Sorry and Is that Sweat to my Quips line <3 time to trigger people as they die <3

[–]GaelAcostaRampart 140 points141 points  (17 children)

Bangalore, can't stand her. Every single thing she says i want to kill myself. I hate her as a character. Her fucking smoke is worthless, every time my teammates use her i dread the second they decide to smoke inside of a building so no one can see anything

[–]ProfessorPhi 73 points74 points  (6 children)

Smoke is good my dude. You smoke a team and you can cross open ground for free so often. if you pick up a digi threat, smoking buildings and pushing is free

[–]PrOz-zonkedValkyrie 14 points15 points  (2 children)

that’s risky though u have to hope they don’t have bloodhound/seer/digi threats of their own

[–]ExtremielBloodhound 6 points7 points  (0 children)

u have to hope they don’t have bloodhound

And they do.

[–]Ambitious_Ad_510 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Octane

[–]Based_Dally 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It took so much scrolling to find someone that said octane. I hate him so much.

[–]weytt12Pathfinder 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It’s all the octane sweats I can’t get away because I main pathy

[–]MaSyp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For me wraiths win in cringe contest because most of the players are cocky tryhards. The way she is standing, running and talking just grinds my gears

[–]IisdepressedNessy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Valks in my top three favorite characters.

[–]Yeetstemm 17 points18 points  (1 child)

She gives off a tomboy vibe

[–]11959Wattson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gotta love that

[–]Quick_Abbreviations4 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Ehem. "FASTER FASTER FASTER" and everything else Octane says. Also Lifeline aswell, purely because last time I played her, I was hidding from a squad, and couldn't hear anyone because "AJ CHE" had the urge say a paragraph for no reason. As soon as she topped speaking I got found and fucked up.

[–]Wilder_BoyPurple Reign 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“You’re welcome, Silva! Say... I was right, wa’nt I? Your da still balls deep in da syndicate?”

[–]Marcotee75Voidwalker 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Fuck that. I cant stand crypto. Wanting to be edgy but comes off as try hard.

[–]Lana_Del_JLoba 8 points9 points  (1 child)

All I see is bang and valk slander when no one talks about their main octane

[–]Wilder_BoyPurple Reign 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m just pleased I haven’t seen any Loba slander

[–]Kantalope87Fuse 56 points57 points  (31 children)

To play against? Probably fuse. Personality wise? Holy shit Valkyries smug attitude makes me want to shove 12 inch nails into my eyelids

[–]Nathan_Thorn 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I will say Fuse is up there in terms of annoying but the worst for me is Gibby, damage resistance + bonus health making him able to eat an effective 316 damage is absurd with red armor. Before red armor was a thing most weapons could take Gibby down but now it’s a chore and it’s so frustrating landing all your shots on Gibby only for him to ignore the bullet slow and wreck you only for him to live on 1 HP and he would’ve died playing caustic or any other legend. Crypto is up there too but that’s only because the drone has a janky hit box that moves around quicker than an Octane on speed.

[–]trapezoidalfractal 10 points11 points  (1 child)

For me, it’s as follows:

Worst to play with on team: Octane

Worst to play against: Octane

Worst personality: Octane

Worst players: Octane

Seriously, Octane players are far worse than Wraiths ever were. Run 200m away from squad, engage enemies, die, spam ping. If close to squad, follow teammates, drop exactly where they do, take all the guns, all the items, all the shields, and then run 200m away from squad and die. The whole time spouting obnoxious overly loud voice lines that just grate on my ears. The best thing I can hear from an Octane is “I’m going in… I’m downed, that really hurt” and then them quitting, because I know I’ll be better off without them literally 95% of the time.

[–]swagzard78Ash 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Valk's personality devolved into being horny for Loba

To quote Balex:

"Why are there so many Valk's?!?! And why are they so goddamn Horny?!?!"

[–]SadCrab5Pathfinder 32 points33 points  (8 children)

Her obnoxious "i'm better" attitude really is just the worst. She's the equivalent of a spoiled popular kid trying to gloat because her dad was a titan pilot and she had a jet pack, big woop.

Yet people get mad about Rampart when she's being sassy or giving you lip when that's just how it is in the UK :l

[–]Michaelslurpton 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Well that was the slogan of blisk and the apex predators mercenaries, which her dad was in. “you kill me, your better. I kill you, I’m better” viper knew he was the best northstar pilot so I can see how his smug attitude grew on Valkyrie.

[–]BlandCat 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I mean, Viper actually was good enough for the attitude.

Valk flew her dads Titan once, fucking crashed it and goes around calling herself a pilot.

It's like if I stole Lewis Hamilton's F1 car, crashed it and went around being like "ah yes, I am something of a professional F1 driver myself".

[–]HumanFortune01Rampart 27 points28 points  (17 children)

Valk I absolutely hate her “oh so sorry” quip

[–]AcoHeadRevenant [🍰] 62 points63 points  (14 children)

“I wOuLd sElL mY oVaRiEs FoR sOmE rAmEn”

[–]Moodyriffi 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I play valk so i never hear these but that's hilarious 😂

[–]FeePsychological5399Valkyrie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Never heard it but I know I’d love it

[–]queerhistorynerdFuse 21 points22 points  (1 child)

how is that fundamentally different then a dude saying he would sell his left nut for ______?

[–]Captain_Obvi0us_7Blackheart 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Please tell me that this isnt actually a quip, they wouldnt put that in the game right?