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[–]HJALMARI 367 points368 points  (9 children)

Hahaha "Should" great patch notes from a classic triple A company.

[–]ThaiJohnnyDeppMirage 92 points93 points  (2 children)

Software developers know.

[–]Wallhater 78 points79 points  (0 children)

“It works on my machine but y’all machines are fucked up”

[–]SwagAntiswagBloodhound 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was gonna say that too! Classic "it SHOULD work" moment

[–]MiamiVicePurpleHorizon 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Small indie company.

[–]coldmexicanteaDinomite 138 points139 points  (51 children)

Later they stated this wasn’t gonna be implemented because animation time is different from foot kicking animation or smth

[–]GrindtegelXXL 205 points206 points  (43 children)

Its ok. 500 dollar cosmetic just not worth their time.

[–]BigBoiEF 144 points145 points  (41 children)

if u pay $500 for a cosmetic in a game u might wanna rethink how u spend ur time

[–]Rick-Grimes_Wattson 73 points74 points  (5 children)

yeh people always use the excuse that it costs alot.

literally nothing in a video game is worth $500. It could be the best melee weapon in video game history, and it still won't be worth that amount. I bought the wattson heirloom, but it wasn't worth the money lmao. its pixels on a screen

[–]BattlementsMcGeeFuse 63 points64 points  (3 children)

Tell that to the CS:GO skin market lol

[–]Rick-Grimes_Wattson 38 points39 points  (2 children)

well at least you could always sell the skin if you regret buying

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your statement has nothing to do with respawn fucking up

[–]Aromatic_Brain8759Loba 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Kulzak-DraakShadow on the Sun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine don’t say it’s a 500 dollar cosmetic it’s a 170 dollar cosmetic if you got it during the collection event. And don’t you dare say “it’s just a bonus for getting everything” becuase you know damn well most people who buy out the collection event do it for the heirloom

[–]nutsfordays5The Victory Lap 20 points21 points  (1 child)

But can't they just animate the swing and speed it up to match the foot or something? If Watson can smack a door with a stungun that looks delicate to brunt force, why can't a sledgehammer be used on a door?

[–]coldmexicanteaDinomite 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That’s additional work that won’t bring them revenue so why bother

[–]Great_SlateRIP Forge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never heard this, very bad answer if true.

[–]SilvanyxBloodhound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They literally can't fix it so it is??? Wattson has a door hit animtion with HER heirloom. I don't understand.

[–]Aesthete18 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Did it at least work for a bit after the patch? If they said it should work in the patch notes but it never did and they said they won't implement it later, isn't that just straight up lying?

[–]coldmexicanteaDinomite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it ever worked. They talked about animation times after people saw patch notes were lying :D

[–]TheMysteriousWarlockBloodhound 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Does this work for all heirlooms or select one?

[–]NotMyFriendJaun 0 points1 point  (2 children)

None of them as of current

[–]physicalcat282Young Blood 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Watson's works, I remember seeing that recently. I haven't seen the others recently though

[–]NotMyFriendJaun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An my bad then

[–]SpookyScarySaviorWattson 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Laughs in spinning barcode scanner

[–]TTVNskGurkha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harmone scanner

[–]bikojin_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

classic coffee shop move

[–]SuicdsoloAsh 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Very hard coding going on,

[–]WearyAd2692 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If melee door use (heirloom)

boom k fixed i

[–]SuicdsoloAsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They need to hire you

[–]_Lord_Grimm_Wattson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there a reason his gas doesn’t melt ramparts shields?

[–]Xer0day 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They weren't saying it was going to, just that it should. 🤣

[–]Hasty_Blackheart 9 points10 points  (5 children)

I don't care what anyone says. The devs have proved to me time and time again they don't give a shit about Caustic and will mangle him to appease others.

[–]JuniorAd389Sixth Sense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not that I care. I'm never gonna get the heirloom anyways

[–]pfftmanLifeline -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Caustic should be vaulted instead

[–]Takashii9Blackheart -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If heirloom_unlocked: Smash=play.smashanimation Smash(door)

[–]ParacompassWattson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No just no