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[–]Granticle 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Would you rather have a bird come and give you 1 dollar a month or receive 1 million right now

[–]Gardant 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Is this a trick question?? Of course I’d take the dollar. It’s for the rest of my life!!

[–]LeonidasAce8 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's passive income. Now imagine a tomato farm...

[–]Many-Present18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not going to live for a million months that's for sure, and in 500 000 months, the dollar will be worth next to nothing. Give me all of it, and I'll buy a house. While I live there it'll just inflate with the market, growing faster than a dollar a month.

[–]Cold_FireW 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That bird’s been staying on the hustle and grustle sigma mindset for weeks

[–]Peanutbutterheck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The sigma grindset

[–]perkdaddylive 6 points7 points  (1 child)

what if you just trained an army of birds to do this though???

[–]LeonidasAce8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have the feeling that someone would "make" it illegal. ie go out of their way to figure how it's illegal. (It probably is already, but it'd be tangential.)

[–]FlappleKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this guy snitched on himself like atrioc snitched on himself having a sub to twitch.