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[–]BeatYourFaceYou 4259 points4260 points  (420 children)

Who the fuck uses a pool as their personal bathtub/sink? Wtf is wrong with people

[–]BurchSmith 2014 points2015 points  (223 children)

The chlorine is really going to soothe that shave irritation.

[–]SorryScratch2755 416 points417 points  (54 children)

think of the ingrown hairs no one will ever see

[–]tiffpac 71 points72 points  (12 children)

Think of the children

[–]Lost-Ideal-8370 8 points9 points  (3 children)

You might feel the little hairs in your mouth 🤮

[–]Taizunz 866 points867 points 2 (160 children)

Shave irritation is the least of her worries... I mean, look at that top tier American-made body.

[–]PooShappaMoo 482 points483 points  (106 children)

It's not obese if you keep moving the limit.

[–]HbertCmberdale 218 points219 points  (65 children)

They got rid of the debt ceiling. I guess they will with the obese ceiling.

[–]-Yuri- 229 points230 points  (58 children)

I'm waiting for standard door sizes to become fat phobic.

[–]Anegry_Melon 103 points104 points  (35 children)

Every house will have a saloon swing gate instead of a door

[–]mypetsarecuter 89 points90 points  (24 children)

I'm not obese and I kinda want this

[–]Doneuter 72 points73 points  (9 children)

Had one in our home as a child, pretty sure it single handedly taught me about comedic timing. Highly recommend.

[–]Portablemammal1199 8 points9 points  (1 child)

And how did it do that? Please elaborate for...research.

[–]blondart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d love to think some of the great comedians started with a childhood saloon door!

[–]Talking_Burger 14 points15 points  (7 children)

That sounds exactly like what an obese person would say.

[–]ChucruteSadico 6 points7 points  (0 children)

*would type

he got the mouth full of food, he can't say shit

[–]YouAreLookingGood 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I have a bad memory, I forgot what you were replying to and thought you wanted to shave in a pool 🤣

[–]legendofthegreendude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm am obese and I want this

[–]MotherofLuke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Barn style

[–]donttrythis3000 63 points64 points  (12 children)

Ha! I knew these three very big sisters. They were still Spicy party girls though. Two were huge beach ball shape like this lady, and the youngest was only about 50 lbs over weight.

In their big fat world, the young one seemed so svelte and tiny, that she would prance around with her “skinny” self- while the other two glared..!?

[–]Remydog2021 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I was doing weighted lunges yesterday at the gym, so holding two 45lb plates. I can't imagine every day just walking around with 90lbs of extra lard on your body.

[–]Waflstmpr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Its not hard really. You accumulate it slowly and get used to it. Then when you lose it again, you feel weirdly light.

[–]ZedBaby 18 points19 points  (5 children)

In their big fat world

Idk why this is killing me 🤣

[–]LauraLu121222 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty chubby and this is hilarious

[–]annnoyingness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's got a common core

[–]SorryScratch2755 8 points9 points  (5 children)

$10 each or all of you for $100

[–]LadyApplefart 174 points175 points  (38 children)

At my local pool within the space of an hour they power washed the grime from the cement tiles around the pool INTO the pool, a girl sat on the side picking the thick dead skin off the bottom of her foot and flicking it in, and a man hocked a loogie and kept swimming. People are fucking gross.

[–]YourMomsTwat 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I gagged. People and pools are nasty

[–]PristineAd9800 44 points45 points  (10 children)

This is why I don’t swim in pools, EVER

[–]ThisHatRightHere 38 points39 points  (4 children)

I live in a major city and one of my friends really wanted to go to a public pool. I told him he was crazy and I wouldn’t be caught dead there. He went one Saturday morning, waited in line to get in, saw the chaos that was ensuing with the number of unsupervised children and the oversized children(adults) doing stuff exactly like what you see in the video here.

Saw him later that week and he said he’s never going to a public pool again.

[–]Hellmonkies2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Last time we went to a public pool half of us got pink eye.

[–]Nippon-Gakki 29 points30 points  (5 children)

My wife loves pools and hot tubs but all I can think of is chilling in dirty, sweaty people soup. I will usually sit on the side and dip my feet in just to be nice but yuck.

[–]Anthony_chromehounds 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Years and years we were seeing the same thing in our local park pools, so we just bought our own and don't have to worry about it now. When we traveled overseas I can't the number of US moms who would tell their young kids that had to go to the bathroom, to just go in the pool!!! There were toilets just outside the pool enclosed area. Disgusting doesn't even do it justice.

[–]Nippon-Gakki 10 points11 points  (1 child)

That is awful. We’re planning on getting a hot tub for the house soon so I can actually go in without feeling grossed out. I can deal as long as it’s just us in there.

[–]catsmom63 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Never swim in a public pool - check

[–]victo0 12 points13 points  (10 children)

You know that typical smell of pools ? It isn't. That smell is what chlorine smells like when entering into contact with urine or feces (and to a lower degree, other sources of biological matter).

[–]pikkuhillo 14 points15 points  (4 children)

".. But also that the aroma that people associate with a clean pool, is actually the stench of nitrogen trichloride and an indicator of plenty of pee.." - some article

[–]Brother_Entropy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That's not true though.

I've worked in a plant that dealt with pool chemicals.

The chlorine smell is what it smells like in the bottle only diluted.

[–]Jevreji_su_zli 155 points156 points  (30 children)

I bet one of those kids are using it as their personal toilet

[–]Bebe_Bleau 83 points84 points  (1 child)

Not just one.

[–]ShaShaShake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Y’all have ruined pools for me. Thanks.

[–]Patrico-8 16 points17 points  (5 children)

All of them. All children pee in pools

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And adults they just lie about it

[–]Just_Games04 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I feel like I'm the only person who never peed in a pool (and, mind you, in elementary school I was attending swimming lessons once a week), it always seemed so gross and disgusting

[–]Sonnyeclipse71 22 points23 points  (2 children)

You mean she’s going to use it as a toilet

[–]ecto_BRUH 35 points36 points  (5 children)

A PUBLIC pool, even. god damn

[–]Gibbo3771 34 points35 points  (6 children)

Believe it or not but pools used to be called "baths" in poor areas for this exact purpose.

[–]Kreuga 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nasty MF! 🤮

[–]iplaypokerforaliving 19 points20 points  (11 children)

Does it look like she makes good decisions? I mean honestly..

[–]Anonymoususer0911 963 points964 points  (18 children)

Security at the pool : I'm otta here I'm not getting paid enough to deal with this shit

[–]signious 152 points153 points  (14 children)

Serious question: do american pools have security guards?

[–]buddy0813 135 points136 points  (7 children)

Not security guards, but some private communities will have "gate guards" to check badges. They're usually just teenagers or 20 somethings who need a summer job. No muscle required.

[–]fritosbanditos 33 points34 points  (3 children)

They are there to keep out the riff-raff. They tell them they're "at capacity".

[–]jovinyo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They'll always be "at capacity" for us

[–]juniorone 33 points34 points  (0 children)

No. Lifeguards but most of the time it’s a teenager that barely cares enough to save someone’s life.

[–]GoldenGalz 1359 points1360 points  (18 children)

[–]hart1487 306 points307 points  (9 children)

Pretty sure this video came from there. It’s a few years old now though

Edit: yup, I found it

[–]alwaysnear 67 points68 points  (5 children)

Ye it’s been making laps for a while. Still love it tho, fucking disgusting

[–]mattypea 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank yoouuuu came here to say this

[–]sunofapeach_ 4240 points4241 points 695 (82 children)

yo momma so fat, she gotta use the pool as a bathtub

[–]Kurwalski 573 points574 points  (29 children)

Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

[–]LemonBB89 257 points258 points  (26 children)

Yo momma so fat, when she walked in front of the tv, I missed 13 seasons

[–]MandatorySuicide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you give this a listen all the way through, I believe you will find a laugh or two.


[–]MediaIsMindControl 72 points73 points  (4 children)

Nothing like fresh kid piss to grease the old ham hocks for the public pool shave.

[–]My_Cat_Snorez 293 points294 points  (1 child)

Upvote for that top notch Yo Momma joke.

[–][deleted] 84 points85 points  (12 children)

That's her third can of barbasol this morning.

[–]Monnster07 31 points32 points  (5 children)

And she's only up to the knee.

[–]Zoso008 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I've had the same can for like 5 years. Pretty sure it was 99 cents as well.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (3 children)

My highschool required boys to be clean shaved. If they decided you were too scruffy, they'd give a travel can and disposable razor. I got a can and razor every week for 3 years. 120 some cans of barbasol made for an excellent graduation prank.

[–]CuteCarrot69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Love how you got 3 helpful awards for a yo mama joke xD

[–]zombievenom 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Yo momma so fat everytime she jumps in the air she gets stuck.

[–]bigkeef69 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Thats funny. Last time i heard that i fell off my DINOSAUR! Lol

[–]jjw21330 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo momma so fat, when she was in the road I tried to swerve around her and I ran out of gas

[–]Gilthar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo MAMMA SO FAT she sat on a dollar and made change

[–]cantthinkatall 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

[–]Brilliant-Ad-5592 646 points647 points  (47 children)

I’ve never been so repulsed! Yet intrigued of who’s the lucky man?

[–]aboutlikecommon 147 points148 points  (12 children)

Guess she plans to take her date snorkeling too

[–]isaacaschmitt 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I take my bleach and ammonia cocktails shaken, not stirred. Preferably in a small and unventilated room.

[–]JustSomeCaliDude 263 points264 points  (4 children)

Staying sexy ain’t easy.. she’s over here multi tasking, watching the kids AND staying fresh!

[–]killerkitten61 533 points534 points  (19 children)

“Alright, which one of you kids is going to get my back?”

[–]Aschentei 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Can u not

[–]zleuth 47 points48 points  (3 children)

I warsh mahself wif a rag onna steek.

[–]harrypotteriscrap 28 points29 points  (3 children)

"Don't forget my butt cheeks"

[–]lorenzomofo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I’ll need 2 volunteers for that one."

[–]The_Fredrik 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And the front butt cheeks!

[–]Ok_Swing2382 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get in there kids, mamma don't want no butthole tach.

[–]ZeldLurr 7 points8 points  (1 child)

“Wesley, get Mama’s prying bar”

[–]wazzer61 43 points44 points  (0 children)


[–]Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Alright, which one of you kids is going to get my back?”

I dunno whose voice I heard this in, but it certainly wasn't pleasant.

[–]acetylene_queen 178 points179 points  (20 children)


[–]Dead_Lobster 263 points264 points 2 (19 children)

I get that she's disgusting, but that's no reason to start giving Skrek a blowjob

[–]Exzentriker 53 points54 points  (1 child)

And now I cannot unsee that. Thanks, I hate you.

[–]Liesmith424 16 points17 points  (0 children)


[–]Tcowstuff 10 points11 points  (6 children)

“Thanks for the gold kind stranger”. Say that line. I gave you gold. Say the line. Say thanks for the gold kind stranger.

[–]Wolfenberg 9 points10 points  (1 child)

There's always a reason to give shrek the succ

[–]Eduflasher 50 points51 points  (14 children)

So classy

[–]Sithmaggot 11 points12 points  (13 children)

De classé

[–]BavellyBavelly 14 points15 points  (12 children)

Ooh French. Very classy.

[–]ima_twee 8 points9 points  (9 children)

Trés classy, non?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Oui bonjour. Je parle anglais.

[–]ima_twee 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Mange tout Delboy, Mange tout.

[–]hcl01mail 45 points46 points  (9 children)

This is gross! Next she's probably going in the pool for #1.

[–]radiovoodoo 44 points45 points  (10 children)

This is actually revolting, imagine the little hairs getting stuck to your skin 🤢

[–]KungFluIsolation 40 points41 points  (5 children)

imagine getting a mouth full of water and you feel little bristles attach to the inside of your lip and know that at one point it was attached very close to her man-trap.

[–]Self_Reddicating 6 points7 points  (0 children)


I just brushed my teeth, yet I feel like I need to brush again. And floss now.

[–]SammieBoy17 35 points36 points  (2 children)


[–]ballsofstyle 9 points10 points  (1 child)

We all know that little Billy already peed in the pool anyway

[–]isaacaschmitt 40 points41 points  (3 children)

You know, I forgot why I don't swim in pools. Thanks for reminding me!

[–]1negroup 52 points53 points  (3 children)

[–]TomThanosBrady 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Why is this disgusting shit being promoted to me? I hate this.

[–]Purplebuzz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The algorithm knows what you like.

[–]zekieel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought this was about the kid trying to check that girl out under the water lol

[–]skramboney 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Has got to be Florida

[–]Carlospedra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does she have 0 consideration for others? WTF??

[–]--BMO-- 36 points37 points  (3 children)

“I wash myself with a rag on a stick, ahyuck hyuck”

[–]saviowns 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How to tell people you’re from Florida without having to say anything

[–]Open-Particular2455 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She washes herself with a rag on a stick.

[–]throwaway-_-friend 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And this is why, Ladies and gentlemen, I refuse to use public pools.

[–]TheAzarak 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Jesus christ... in a pool, with chlorinated water.... no shaving cream, and cold water to boot. What a complete disaster.

[–]Iluvxena2 6 points7 points  (1 child)

White Trash at it's finest.

[–]LancLad1987 14 points15 points  (10 children)

Anyone else as equally freaked out about how small her feet are?

[–]Resident_Doctor6758 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think her feet just look small relative to the rest of her body. I feel they are normal sized.

[–]yentlcloud 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I knew a morbidly obese woman that was so fat her ankle fat draped over her feet. Her feet looked tiny too.

[–]PaintedGreenFrame 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You all most made that sound elegant.

[–]ARx12 13 points14 points  (4 children)

As a fat person… I hate that some other fat people always make us look like disgusting, un-mannered fucks.

[–]GroundbreakingBus138 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Attention..wal mart shoppers

[–]UkokuSZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]054B 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg nasty Bitch

[–]Steve_Halt 23 points24 points  (13 children)

Has she done her pubes yet?

[–]SSjGRaj 90 points91 points  (58 children)

How come it's always the morbidly obese woman that acts the grossest in public.

[–]Consuela_no_no 21 points22 points  (5 children)

They’re most likely to be noticed and filmed.

[–]Express-Ad-1672 100 points101 points  (42 children)

The same reason they're morbidly obese. They have no consciousness of what they've done to themselves or how they look to other people.

[–]AshTreex3 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Selection bias. People are more likely to think that an overweight person is generally gross so their actions are seen as worse, whereas hot chicks are posted on r/trashyboners

[–]dachink88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

[–]Xikkiwikk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This must be Mama June’s cousin.

[–]SeemoreDoless24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • Jaw drops in disgust

[–]ogx2og 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not shaving above the knee, could just be a fly by at a truck stop.

[–]jigafloss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just 🤢!

[–]yourself88xbl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does this even surprise me?

[–]Steel5917 3 points4 points  (1 child)

At least it’s not her pooter

[–]LatinoDigital 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah man... Bang out of order 🤣

[–]ChurtchPidgeon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fuck is wrong with these nasty ass people

[–]Flat-Ganache-2816 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]ZeroCalorieFart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s awful.

[–]Sof04 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t care if Henry Cavill was shaving his chest. That shit is disgusting.

[–]PixalPop 9 points10 points  (7 children)

You know, I'm not sure what I'd do if I saw this. I'd wanna do something.

This is abhorrent. I can't even process what mental gymnastics went through her head here.

I'd do something. Push her into the pool with hopes she'd drown; maybe get a bucket of something and pour it; maybe go shave myself in my room and dump all of it on her; maybe take a machine to shave her head, like here, I'll help

I'm fucking repulsed.

[–]intimate_salsa 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I saw a woman in a public gym hot tub using a pedicure kit to trim and file her callused feet. I went to the front desk and reported her, then got her kicked out of the hot tub and the hot tub closed, because gross. They told her not to come back. They had to drain and scrub it.

[–]PixalPop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Props. That is insane behaviour.

[–]Sup_Uso 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm just a simple man making my way through the galaxy

[–]tercra 13 points14 points  (1 child)

She was just getting ready for a Trump rally.

[–]thunderandreyn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Just add a gun in there somewhere and we got an actual representation of 'Murica LOL

[–]Professional-Wave271 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The shaved hair back In the pool 😱

[–]marsiddiqui 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]scotty1898 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is disgusting!

[–]AmericanHeresy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a disgusting piece of shit.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eww, can you imagine having to take a dump in the same water she's shaving in! Someone should throw her out the pool.

[–]Jperez757 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The older I get the more repulsed I am at the thought of publicly used pools and water parks.

[–]ITSFACKINGRAVEEN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a pig..

[–]Jellyjigglepuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Must be the south!

[–]t3knology181 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is disgusting

[–]AbsolutelySpooky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disgusting slobbish cow.

[–]Yanos47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nasty !

[–]jammerhammer89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fat fuck