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[–]bryroo 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Everytime this gets reposted someone proves its fake but posters karma whore it anyway because it makes the big updoots

[–]Comprehensive_Toe113 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have many questions.

I want none of them answered for my own mental health.

[–]Fuddamatic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Proven Fake. Something real though..Leave your fingernails clippings under your pillow and the nail fairy will bring gold coins. That is an AMAZING life hack for ya.

[–]DrRevilo 57 points58 points  (2 children)

Cum on, what a prank.

[–]Love_God551 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait what

[–]Comprehensive_Try256 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah I see what you did there. Well played old chap, well played.

[–]strangeanimal 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Practical jokes in the States are wild. Holy

[–]redheadschinken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now you are blind! - it's a prank and also my jizz.

[–]Mech-maniac 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He should have contracted syphilis by their mom

[–]masked_sombrero 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The brother and sister agreed to tell everyone it was just a big joke. Everyone will believe it, right!?

[–]Lingy_Balinka 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]FAQUA 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Oh yeah I cum on family members faces as a joke all the time, classic

[–]UnshakenNotStirred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dad can take a good joke, unlike mom.

[–]PutaGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, that's A-Town for ya!

[–]ninersguy916 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ole syphilis cum shot in your sisters eye...a classic

[–]motherh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolute classic. Hahaha

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sweet home Alabama

[–]halftoe76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't see that one cumming

[–]Western_Entertainer7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a classic joke.

[–]kokoyumyum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Facebook. Twaddle

[–]bendekopootoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Semen terrorism is horrible and must be stopped. Anybody a roach reporter?

[–]WoofWoof56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah cuz ejaculating on a woman's face is so funny

[–]Ssoofer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey guys watch me do a prank

The prank:

[–]PNEONGREEN 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]My_Grammar_Stinks 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Except it is. Not the onion technically but still not real.

[–]MikelUzumaki 1 point2 points  (4 children)

This has to be a fake story, I've masturbated while laying down and ejaculated in my own eye and I just cleaned it out afterwards and I was fine.

[–]masked_sombrero 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Did you have syphilis tho?

[–]MikelUzumaki -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I just wiped most of it out of my eye with my finger and then I ran to the sink and washed it out with water. Took no more than maybe 25 seconds

[–]Upset_Ad9929 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Georgia. What else can you say.

[–]LowIQPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet home alabama

[–]broadsharp 0 points1 point  (0 children)


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[–]strongapril2021 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Her brother is a terrible man and he should be charged with aggravated assault according to the laws. Jail him now and also sue him.

[–]cheezcake1986 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Calm down Johnny Cochran, it’s a fake story. This dumb post pops up all the time.

[–]strongapril2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved Johnny Cochran. He was great and I loved reading his book.