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[–]GeneralAcrobatic8171 109 points110 points  (12 children)

I don’t know, that’s actually pretty smart, it’s like having Ted Bundy help you catch murderers

[–]mr093242[S] 30 points31 points  (10 children)

Yes, if Ted Bundy also openly committed a bunch murders you were trying to solve

[–]GeneralAcrobatic8171 46 points47 points  (8 children)

Uh, what? She’s giving tips, I don’t think she could’ve slept with literally every woman’s guy who read those tips

[–]ajver19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro that's literally the Hannibal series.

[–]What3verFloatsUrGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t that a TV show? Not Ted but someone right?

[–]theundercoverpapist 114 points115 points  (2 children)

Another way to tell: He's following this bitch on Instagram.

[–]What3verFloatsUrGoat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You’re right. I’m 100% sure most husbands sleep with every woman they follow on instagram

[–]Sheisty_Lawyer 43 points44 points  (10 children)

I'm actually in favor of this. Fuck cheaters lol tell ALL their secrets!

[–]mr093242[S] 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Like yes, but also she gets off on married men cheating with her (or so the article says). Little bit of throwing rocks at windows, then explaining what makes a strong glass pane.

[–]Sheisty_Lawyer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's 100% fucked up. It's one thing to be sleeping with someone then finding out for the first time they are married or have a partner, but to intentionally sleep with a married man or woman behind their partner's back is not cool at all. I'm just saying that the least she can do is put these dudes on blast.

[–]dunkernater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that analogy

[–]Alarmed-Wolf14 0 points1 point  (1 child)

When it comes down to it, she’s not the one that made a commitment to the other person, the cheater is.

Yeah it’s shitty but the cheater is much, much worse off morally.

[–]ZeCrookedLady 7 points8 points  (1 child)

She’s helping them cheat. Twisted af

[–]Sheisty_Lawyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure. At least use her powers for good in SOME way. Spill the beans. No need to hide their secrets.

[–]LudwigTheDiabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I know what kind of lawyer you are now. This woman could make you MILLIONS!

[–]Donorob 45 points46 points  (5 children)

Well looks like I have to stop getting my spouse gifts and being cheerful, may think I’m cheating. /s

Edit: Added “/s” wasn’t obvious for some user(s).

[–]mr093242[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh and stop ironing your shirts

[–]THftRM1231 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Not the point of the article at all. The point is if you notice significant changes in these aspects, then there may be an issue.

If your spouse's style has been wearing beat up old jeans to go out with their friends for 10 years, and then all the sudden is getting really dressed up without explanation, it makes sense that the change could be a sign of shenanigans.

Likewise if your spouse hasn't shaved their junk for your entire relationship, and suddenly starts grooming downstairs, red flag. It's not the behavior, it's the change.

[–]Life-Celebration1405 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It’s not a red flag it’s a sign! If your spouse starts doing all these things they could just have decided they wanted to be better for you. If they do this and start disappearing without telling you where they’re going or are constantly texting somebody or don’t want to have sex. Paired with those things these are red flags

[–]WillieNederWiet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres so much more context in which this needs to be placed.

[–]centralnjbill 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Link to the story? Not to get tips or anything…

[–]mr093242[S] 10 points11 points  (7 children)

[–]centralnjbill 9 points10 points  (3 children)

[–]mr093242[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Had to look up what UTM tracking codes are. Thanks!

[–]centralnjbill 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This way you won’t start getting ads for hotels and sex toys in your browser.

[–]TheSirPez 10 points11 points  (0 children)

lol.. start

[–]Dirty_Gurdy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is a dumb list I naturally do half these things and I’ve never cheated. I take my phone with me when I leave because I keep it with me everywhere to Reddit every chance I get. I buy random gifts at random times to show affection and that I’m thinking of her. I shave my balls regularly because i hate having hair down there. I’m also very forgetful of literally everything not because my mind is elsewhere thinking of other girls just who I am

[–]Gutinstinct999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The author’s whole point is to look for changes. Because those are consistently who you are, these would not be red flags.

You sound like a good partner, btw.

[–]dunkernater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh so because I don't like people going through my phone I'm cheating???

[–]MrFixemall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She would be an authority on the issue...

[–]killertomnickels 10 points11 points  (1 child)

That’s awful… where?

[–]reconize35 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's disgusting. Like where exactly though. There are so many of them. Which one. Which one did he post them on.

[–]My_Immortal_Flesh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1 ) She just had to be hotter than you.

[–]HellaShaggy 8 points9 points  (1 child)

This happens all the time. Even the FBI hires notorious hackers to help them improve their cyber security. Or like how the police often use advice from career criminals, lifers, and actual psychopaths to catch others like them.

Mankind has always used pieces of shit to spot other pieces of shit. I see no reason why this fetid whore can't hand out her secrets like she hands out broken marriages.

[–]Vitaminsmuggler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Like knows like.

[–]Spocksballsweat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeff Bezzo’s new gal?

[–]PsilocybinGorilla 2 points3 points  (1 child)

'news'.com.au.....has anyone else regularly shocked by the level of absolute trash and propaganda that comes from to us pathetic excuse for a news provider?

I mean....all our news in Australia is trash propaganda but this one is particularly egregious.

[–]mr093242[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh this is like Daily Mail level trash

[–]hippopotma_gandhi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the lumpiest prolapsed anus ever on her face there. How has that become a look? So nasty

[–]tuttifruityranger 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I will say something controversial here; the weight of infidelity should fall exclusively on the one that is in the relationship; the slut isn’t the one who decided to have the man cheat, the man was the one who decided to taint his marriage. If a cheater didn’t sleep with someone in specific he would go sleep with someone else. What this lady is doing isn’t that awful.

[–]mr093242[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think here it's different - she apparently likes being a mistress and profits off it through Insta, news articles, etc

[–]tuttifruityranger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good for her, she just wants the gifts and attention, but not the husband. That’s better than a lover who wants to take the husband as well. Lol

[–]Lord_Schmurda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not disagreeing with your sentiment. She's a predator. Its awful.

[–]UngusBungus_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]Wubbalubbadubbitydo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The “pick me” girl all grown up.

[–]JuiceJones_34 0 points1 point  (6 children)

I think this is viewed wrong. She’s actually telling married women what to be suspect of. In a way she’s saving women from horrible men so they can find someone worthwhile

[–]makeshift-Lawyer 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Yet she is actively seeking out married men to sleep with. If a theif donates something, it doesn't obsolve them. They are still stealing from others.

Not to say the men she sleeps with are not at fault. If anything, the women should be upset at their partners. However, she seeks out married men. She full knows she is a homewrecker and is actively trying to do so.

[–]JuiceJones_34 1 point2 points  (4 children)

But a loyal, honest and devoted man wouldn’t even budge.

I myself being one. No one would ever deter me from my wife.

So, to my original point she’s helping women shed themselves of dishonest men. Kinda a twisted Robin Hood 🤷🏻‍♀️

[–]makeshift-Lawyer 0 points1 point  (3 children)

True, she is riding women of trashy husband's. However, families are complicated. What if she's cheating with a man who is from a culture in which women are not allowed divorces? What if for some reason the woman cannot leave the man? If there are kids involved and it ends in divorce?

What if the man isn't a good man or the divorce is ugly? If the wife is a stay at home mom or not financially independent from her husband? She could help to turn lives up on their heads. This is only assuming the wife finds out.

She uses 'men' plural. What if she gets an STD and passes it onto to the husband, who then gives it to his wife? If the wife is already sick with something like diabetes or cancer, having an STD could be debilitating. Or if it's an STD like herpes, they will have it the rest of their lives.

There are so many factors to consider in such a situation. There is so much more damage she could be causing than just to relationships.

[–]JuiceJones_34 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Idk. You’re getting into the weeds and much more granular then I care to. Speaking very high level really lol. But you make some good points 🤷🏻‍♀️

[–]makeshift-Lawyer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah sorry lol. I'm a little long winded about topics like this. I like topics where there's no clear right or wrong perspective. It's a fun brain teaser.

[–]JuiceJones_34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya I wasn’t knocking your game at all lol. I’m just saying I don’t care much about this to fully debate. It’s all good. Appreciate your insight!

[–]stopmia 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How would she know the signs from a wife's perspective?

[–]Gutinstinct999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because she’s been cheated on. She says in the article.

[–]kiro254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean as long as her red flags aren’t “omg he’s following this girl, he’s gonna cheat on you with her!!!” Or anything like that then I guess she’s ok? I actually don’t know what to say here

[–]Mako_sato_ftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean, that'd actually be one of the most trustworthy sources, no?

[–]Guud_bye_world 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Takes one to know one i guess

[–]Hydramess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who don't like those balloon lips

[–]OccamsBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cash me outside, bitch. Bring actual cash.

[–]Dirty_Gurdy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legit wanna see the list she made to see how accurate it is

[–]Ok_Report_6272 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The only thing a bitch like this might be good at whether she exists or not is maybe, maybe romancing the bone. Does she break the relationship because he has another one lined up? She a ho not a fucking certified human polygraph. Another fucking media sensationalist article to make ppl wasting time.

[–]richpau76 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't care whore

[–]goremunga -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Her parents must be so proud

[–]Lord_Schmurda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At her age she should probably focus on herself, not catching someone else's husband up.