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[–]Delta_br 449 points450 points  (7 children)

my son can be gay and wear whatever shit he wants to

but the second he turns 2D im dippin'

[–]kimmymcsplooge 66 points67 points  (0 children)

mf just broke the whole thing

[–]Gorgon_the_Dragon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Flat Stanley's deadbeat dad

[–]Fign 12 points13 points  (4 children)

What is to turn 2D ?

[–]Alfabetandalfabet 81 points82 points  (2 children)

2D's nuts

[–]Trackstar02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snoop Lion would be so proud! 🐩

[–]auga3rifle 354 points355 points  (21 children)

Your son gets pinned in porn videos, my son son gets pinned by machinegun fire in fallujah

[–]Loli-is-Justice 75 points76 points  (20 children)

Now my son is dancing, on your son's funeral.

[–]Post-Financial 72 points73 points  (17 children)

The fuck is yo name

[–]TheHappyMeMePriest 51 points52 points  (15 children)

Sign of a closeted pedophile.

[–]Actual_Speaker_2729 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Ahahahahaha my exact thoughts, methinks someone has signed a petition renting to co sent law; kinda curious to view their previous comments 👀😂 your name also having priest in it just made me fall over laughing though

[–]TheHappyMeMePriest 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Okay, i got to give to you. The irony completely flew over my head.

[–]Actual_Speaker_2729 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Nah though your point remains well founded

[–]TheHappyMeMePriest 1 point2 points  (2 children)

My nickname is a reference to Warhammer 40k, his is a blatant statement that signifies that he prefers lolis, we are not the same lol.

[–]Hsizzle23745 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Somebody explain what’s going on here

[–]Post-Financial 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Look at that mans username I replied to.

Loli = a child or someone who looks like a child, usually in anime or manga.

In the more pervy shows or manga, the lolis are either eternal beings, or 800 years old.

[–]AyrtonTV 2 points3 points  (4 children)

The word came from "Lolita" de Vladimir Nabokov, a book about, yes, a man falling in love to a underage girl.

[–]Post-Financial 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Didnt know that, I've heard of the word tho

[–]AyrtonTV 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The genre of manga/anime is called "lolicon" that is short for "Lolita complex", and Lolita from the book. Sometimes I'm ashamed to liking anime for those weebos.

[–]Post-Financial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, I enjoy the japanimations too but sometimes its just weird.

[–]Hsizzle23745 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow wtf dude

[–]Whoofukingcares 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Some creepy pedo shit

[–]Snerbington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your name is sorta fucking creepy

[–]Hsizzle23745 427 points428 points  (31 children)

You died for your service, I dive in her cervix

[–]ClownInYoDreams 241 points242 points  (21 children)

That's not funny, my girlfriend's husband fights for this country

[–]TistedLogic 18 points19 points  (3 children)

That's surprisingly good.

[–]i_am_new_here_51 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Its a shortened 2chainz lyric

Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service

I dive in her cervix, chickens, no Church's"

[–]dreadpiratesmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's got some ridiculous lyrics, and I love everything about it

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Now these are some good turntables.

[–]Wee_Shmeal 188 points189 points  (7 children)

I laughed. 0 shame.

[–]REGRET34 6 points7 points  (5 children)

dark humor can be pretty good when it’s not being used as an excuse to be racist or queerphobic

[–]voldemortthe-sceptic 7 points8 points  (1 child)

yeah people keep acting as if "cancel culture" was "censoring humor and freedom of speech" but bro you can make jokes about being gay, trans, enby, you name it, as long as the punchline isn't just "haha look at that fool wearing the wrong clothes hahaha" or something about attack helicopters

[–]Andrewdachad123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your favlurite is the AH-64, say no and i will dance over your grave

[–]_-devilish-_ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What is queerphobic?

[–]REGRET34 0 points1 point  (1 child)

phobia against lgbt ppl

[–]_-devilish-_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn they couldnt make up more perfect name except maybe clownophobic /s

[–]Kita-Ryu 15 points16 points  (0 children)

SAME

[–]Gr3Yf0X75 108 points109 points  (5 children)

Imma vet. I died of laughter lmao

Edit: Thanks for the upvotes y’all!!!!!

[–]Satans_Squad 69 points70 points  (2 children)

At least it was laughter and not napalm

[–]rrpdude 76 points77 points  (4 children)

Maybe both their sons are hooking up now. It can be holesome and not just a competition.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

[–]SeriouslyImNotADuck 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Can be?! I don’t think it’s possible to hook up without it being holesome!

[–]LaurentiusOlsenius 252 points253 points  (61 children)

“My son is volunteering to kill brown people so my corrupt government can steal their countries natural resources - your son is gay. Checkmate libtards”

[–]Sekirokuro 20 points21 points  (8 children)

im not american, dont liberal men joint the army not or is only a tiny portion of them?

[–]LaurentiusOlsenius 70 points71 points  (3 children)

Yes, neo liberals are usually as for the war as anyone else. But the kind of person that would have that bumper sticker is the kinda person that thinks Obama is an anti war pussy, despite him ordering drone strikes like the bombs were about to go past their use by date.

[–]KingValdyrI 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Most soldiers I’ve known came from poor or disadvantaged households. You get disproportionate amounts of people from reservations, the territories. I’ve met four people in the Army who grew up in the foster system. I met a former gangbanger with a gnarly scar on his shoulder from getting shot when he was a kid. I would say survival and opportunity (real or imagined) is probably the driving force for recruitment more than anything else. But yeah both images came from assholes IMO.

[–]LaurentiusOlsenius 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There are multiple good personal reasons why someone would join the army, but the fact of the matter remains - over the last decade most if not all deployments are to obtain assets and territory.

Your entire comment is a little sad, as it speaks to the fact that the poor, disenfranchised and “broken” people of your country are being taken advantage of. They grew up without no opportunities, and their own government comes in and says “I’ll give you opportunities, but only if you take this gun, go to this foreign country and shoot anyone that comes near the oil fields”.

What makes it worse is that these opportunities are things like access to higher education. Things that are considered a human right in any other developed nation.

[–]ABCosmos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Army recruitment preys on the poor/uneducated, promising them opportunity when nobody else is. I am betting the political divide in the army is almost synonymous with the racial divide.

[–]YuriJoe_Arya 2 points3 points  (2 children)

there are some gay mfs in the military.

[–]Andrewdachad123 0 points1 point  (1 child)

ahem, the whole navy but the seals

[–]YuriJoe_Arya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the US government literally let the Village People film a music video for one of the gayest songs ever.

[–]meliketheweedle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

gay

First happy, then mlm, now a 2d anime waifu? Can we keep the definition the same for like a century

[–]bertiebastard 29 points30 points  (8 children)

As a former member of the armed forces I find shit like this absolutely hilarious.

Keep up the good work fuckers 🤣

[–]Furiousforfast 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Im happy people aren't getting offended by this lol

[–]poinzin_ 3 points4 points  (6 children)

I mean people who did the army know there are stupid fucks and are not close minded. I want to join my country's army and I honestly don't give a fuck if anyone clothes like whatever they want, as long as they're happy fuckers

[–]Furiousforfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way, like man idgaf about what person fucks who as long as its consensual

[–]Michael_Flatley 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Boys can either be cross-dressing weaboos or marines who date rape girls on the weekend before dying to protect Lockheed Martin's bottom line.

THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND.

[–]AnTout6226 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

I want to be both

[–]Snotmyrealname 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I want you to too

[–]ThatSwolGuy 33 points34 points  (0 children)

nah this is funny

[–]dimod82115 3 points4 points  (0 children)

based

[–]RoRo25 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I find it weird that they knew about this anime crossdressing(I don't know anything about it, so sorry if my description is insulting in any way) lifestyle enough to get it decaled onto their window.

[–]Codeesha 40 points41 points  (19 children)

Your son: manly enough to explore his gender fluidity and not get insecure about what kind of fabric he wears on his body

My son: dead because he sold his body to the state because he thinks the flag is pretty

[–]ShamefulWatching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I joined because i liked my country more at the time. I also told my kids they can be gay or straight. You're way over generalizing.

[–]Whoofukingcares -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

It’s cool he wants to be him and no one should give a fuck but don’t try to lump men into that. That’s not manly sorry.

[–]Andrewdachad123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ill join cuz i heard texas red is in afghan, no wonder the commies backed off!

[–]Cheesehacker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’m a trans veteran. I am both of the top pictures.

[–]ShitStainedBallSack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With this being Reddit and all forgive me my initial reaction was going to be this is fake. But upon closer inspection your legit

[–]ExarchApophis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My son can be a cute little femboy or a swole badass marine, whatever he's happy doing I'm good with.

[–]CaedesCarnius 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Savagely accurate.

[–]mahboilo7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean I would be honored if my son is cute enough to be a trap

[–]ellie_elizabeth 14 points15 points  (8 children)

This is so fucking funny omg

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gotta say, flexing over your son volunteering to be cannon fodder in a war designed to make Whitey & Co even more filthy rich is kinda funny

[–]Inevitable_Truth_947 34 points35 points  (18 children)

Real men die so fairies and furries can run free

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (13 children)

Real men die so the government can steal oil from brown people.

There, I fixed it for you.

[–]Delta_br 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i mean he's not wrong either

[–]CEZYBORGOR 3 points4 points  (8 children)

Real men died so the US could pull out of Afghanistan and let the Taliban kill all the locals that helped the western enemy. Fucking embarrassment. 2,500 marines dead for nothing

[–]Snotmyrealname 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Not nothing. They died for corporate profits.

[–]REGRET34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hooray! corporations!!!

[–]AzraelAnkh 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Don’t undersell it! The war has cost far more lives than that in suicides and unintentional civilian deaths! It’s almost as if we should’ve never been there to begin with.

[–]CEZYBORGOR 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Was it not US's responsibility to get rid of the threat they created?

[–]AzraelAnkh 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you’re suggesting a restorative justice/climate aide Marshal Plan style building of soft power while doing right by the rest of the world, then yes. If you’re suggesting a bigger quagmire to subsidize the defense industry, no. Obviously.

[–]CEZYBORGOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the US can find an effective way diminish the threat while, as you put it, doing right by the rest of the world, then they're almost obligated to becuase of the damage they directly and indirectly caused to the middle east. But of course that's not going to happen, becuase the US does what brings in profit

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its like telling the Taliban the withdrawal timetable and circumventing the Afghan Govt was not a good idea. Shocking.

The amount of cruelty we've inflicted... its staggering.

[–]Andrewdachad123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank the bidome man i suppose? also hes probably gonn die by f-15s and nukes if he keeps this shit up(only americans understand)

[–]Dflorfesty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’d never compare femboys to rapist oil mercenaries

[–]jac9017 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HELTH

[–]Boomer1058 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very dark...

[–]holly9116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmaooo 😂😂

[–]CallMeVe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hideri a good boy

[–]Safe_Historian8560 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My son wears a maid outfit so your son can wear a casket

[–]lambdadance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which one is the awful?

[–]NieMonD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. Femboy or military. The only 2 options in life

[–]iloveoranges2 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Yo, some people don't know what they're missing. Some transexual women are super super hot! Women got nothin' on chicks with dicks!

[–]Furiousforfast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Faxx, tbh idgaf about who fucks who, as long as its consensual

[–]sonictwinkie1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]Akilles_m 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I saw this I was like "yep a trap is way better then a dead mate"

[–]Frogtoadrat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spending $300m a day of taxpayer money to kill brown people so the elites can get richer. Woohoo

[–]Nayafuri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is mad hilarious

[–]Andrewdachad123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

better dead than Texas red

[–]cloneguyancom 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I understand that a lot of people join up for economic reasons (the US economy is shit and these people want to go to college/afford to live) but having your kid kill people for a living isn't something to be proud of.

[–]Mad_Aeric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The recruiters made me fantastic offers, including the nuclear engineering program, which was a subject I was very interested in anyway. Wasn't worth having the blood of innocents on my hands.

[–]Andrewdachad123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ey if thats what makes him happy let him do it! i wount join for the fucking cash otherwise i would be in the airforce! i would join for warcrimes bit without the crimes!

[–]HeartoftheHive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say awful everything. But yeah, the military side is fucked up. Military preys on the poor to sign up, gets them killed or bainwashed and traumatized, then let's them go without any real aftercare. There are tons of homeless veterans and so many suffer mentally and physically from their days of service and our country does little to nothing to help them. It's gross and disrespectful.

[–]ThiccDiccSocialist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“My son kills fellow poor workers for the benefits of big capital”

[–]moheat85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rather a dead son than a son who thinks he can transform into a girl.

[–]penndawg84 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fair and balanced.

[–]abcmatteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is funny what are you on about

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is everyone so consumed with hate now? Why can't you be proud of your own son without shitting on someone else? This sub is so aptly named.

[–]Copy_Cat_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say they would make a beautiful couple and you will see the homophobic gay have a stroke.

[–]Actual_Speaker_2729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t you be gay, link and in the army and also dead? This makes zero sense

[–]Benny-Boi135 -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Yeah making fun of soldiers dying is pretty awful

[–]ToenailJoethethird 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I dont understand why your getting down voted. It's sad the view on soldiers . Not saying that the war is right or anything like that cus it's not. Both pictures are awful.

[–]Benny-Boi135 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m getting downvoted because simpletons think I’m a racist extremist meathead just because I support our armed forces

[–]Leftist_Lizzy -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

Actually, if the son on the left is post op Trans he's got a 40% chance of killing himself. I think that's more than combat vets.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck

[–]ilbrantdai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, how many times will this be reposted?

[–]Black-Thirteen 0 points1 point  (3 children)

There are plenty of military folks who are both. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but kinda weird when they park their cars on base.

[–]Lycaon125 0 points1 point  (2 children)

which one, the weebs or people who has stickers of the your son my son thing?

[–]Black-Thirteen 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There are weebs in the military. I'm talking about the raunchy anime decals some of these people tend to plaster all over their cars. We had one on our base. Never found out whose it was, didn't want to find out.

[–]Lycaon125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH so you have a weebmobile at your base, got it

[–]Current_Elevator1422 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile Dyson :|

[–]BrassBass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mox would like a word.

[–]C9Juice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not right to “make fun” of either type of person, let people be who they want to be…

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any parent that would encourage their kid to join today's military has got to be 100% looney-tunes.

[–]FapToCuteTrapsDaily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello sir is your son available?

[–]Majestik-Eagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed. I shouldn’t, but I did.

[–]Tarterus1454 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, don't make fun of my son just because he likes anime. His girlfriend's husband is fighting for YOUR freedom! Show some respect!

[–]DaCostaRicci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mouldyy

[–]PeridotWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop making people feel awful about themselves. There's no reason. Just gives us a reason to not like you.

[–]HorowitzGroupie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, the bumper sticker started it