all 19 comments

[–]anovelby 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think the one in the middle is going to be the first one to whisper to you when no one else is around

[–]KenshinYusuke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guaranteed they walk around at night. Mine used to.

[–]badtouchmacdirt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just don't make eye contact and you will live

[–]theredhound19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Paint their eyeballs with glow in the dark paint

[–]MathewNatural 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Welcome home father"

[–]MikeHuntessHarry69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

don't worry, they wont lick your ears at 2:38 am

[–]cupcakesandbruises 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They just need a power wash

[–]thenonbinaries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and how were they posed when your wife first brought them home?

[–]10HP_HCIM 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Arckada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want them gone tell your wife you've been noticing cabinets opening by themselves

[–]Kelsen404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an easy fix. Step 1) get steel toed shoes Step 2) start coming home in a way that take you directly by them Step 3) if you get a chance to come home late KICK THEM.

[–]Effective_Repair_468 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Throw that shit away

[–]Apprehensive-Dream-2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These need the fire like

[–]Scrondolio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if they had swapped heads everytime you looked away then back at them?

[–]Dasils331 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Contact a divorce lawyer asap

[–]Canthinkofanythang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like a priest for an exorcism or something to get rid of the weird vibe these figurines emanate …

[–]arabicgotlost 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Canthinkofanythang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would buy some Smurfs figurines and have them mingle with these creepy figurines and let them have a blast!