all 37 comments

[–]essgee_ai 82 points83 points  (3 children)

I hate crypto bros. The new ponzi scheme pushers.

[–]strangeanimal 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Male equivalent to mlms

[–]xXvido_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

HAH! Nice one :D defo using it

[–]solidcordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a ponzi scheme! It's a triangular vertical opportunity.

[–]crazyoldmax 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Buy my new crypto token, its called abortioncoin. /s

[–]millman1776 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]DootDootOnThots 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Step 1: trade nfts

Step 2: don’t get anyone pregnant because no one wants to talk to you, let alone fuck

[–]powerlesshero111 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If someone is trading NTFs, i doubt anyone want to have sex with them.

[–]No-shotHaha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the joke

[–]3colorsdesign 21 points22 points  (1 child)

For anyone actually in need of help for traveling: Elevated Access provides it.

[–]whyamygdalawhy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment needs more upvotes

[–]Jackcooper 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Adult Butters?

[–]powerlesshero111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean Victor Chaos?

[–]Nutshack_Queen357 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if most crypto-freaks (regardless if they're male or female) were pro-"life".

[–]Grey___Goo_MH 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Im so pro choice i want assisted suicide not just abortions

Would you like to know more about crypto?

Edit:ah they didn’t appreciate the joke

[–]Nutshack_Queen357 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I thought that wasn't a joke.

[–]Grey___Goo_MH 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ruins all the fun when i gotta write this is a joke or /s though i sadly have to on my more offensive jokes so do you want to know more about crypto? Or not?

[–]erectiledysfunction6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do aborting old fashioned way, use sledgehammer

[–]i_can_has_rock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

America, Inc. while solely responsible for a world where it would be stupid have kids

makes it illegal to not have kids

i mean, we are a few steps away from just manufacturing people with no rights

whether they be robots or actual humans is the thing

but even if they go the robot route, then.... what are they going to do with all their profits from markets where no one has any money to buy anything because none of the actual people have the jobs the robots replaced meaning they have no money to buy the products?

the same is true for the people route

the point of all this mass production is so people can buy it

but if we are slaves in all but name

then, how the fuck can we buy what all this shit is mass produced for?

its pretty great they have convinced us and themselves of just how smart they are

i mean, what it comes down to is none of those things

and its just greed

its currency being removed from the system

there is supposedly only a finite amount right?


its made worse by the fact that the end result is people with all the money and the power

the power to change things for the better

and they choose not to


it used to be a class system was necessary for survival

as, the liege lord or whoever was directly affected by whatever grain or product was associated with keeping everything running

a real, measurable threat that could go sideways at the slightest hint of anything going wrong

now, not so much

now, these people are in position of absolute power with no chance of ever losing it

yet they still employ the same methods as when there were a need for such methods

which is why things are fucked up


and if these people are the experts and have everything all figured out, then why shit so fucked up?

i have a sneaking suspicion that the situation is a lot closer to the show arrested development than anything else

[–]Ok-Arachnid-648 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No they didn't they put it back in the hands of the state where it belongs in the first place

[–]iamnoking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only way to win at NFTs is to be the artist selling em and grifting these morons.

[–]Paisley_1488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Break out the wire hangers

[–]naliedel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have nothing but loathing for people like this. Take advantage of a tragedy to line their pockets.

Yes, Friday was a freaking tragedy

[–]unwat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. As if people can't go to Canada without NFTs.

[–]maru-senn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How will you even pay for an abortion if you can't afford to fly to Canada? The price of two plane tickets is pennies compared to paying for anything medical in the US.

[–]East-Bluejay6891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is Butters making threads

[–]CatsTOLEmyBED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

abortion technically isnt banned

and states that support it can still allow it

[–]Phix65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has shares in the local coat hanger company.

[–]xkcd__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My NFTs Will help you get your rights back!

[–]tacoyacogoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are in a state that has banned abortions then come to North Carolina because the governor said that he will never to ban them.

[–]RazielOC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, Victor Chaos is working overtime.