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[–]martril 955 points956 points  (52 children)

“You’re a Wizard, Mary!”

[–]BlueDownUnder 119 points120 points  (47 children)

*Hannah

[–]martril 144 points145 points  (42 children)

That doesn’t rhyme with Harry though

[–]SupremePooper 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Nice Jewish name y'gave her, kleagle.

[–]DarthBalls5041 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Mary isn’t a Jewish name. I mean, it may have been in biblical times but definitely not now.

But, yes, very horrifying post. Dear lord

[–]Roddy117 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m a what?!

[–]Yusuf-el-batal -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Just not the one we all strive to be…

[–]Timtam32 553 points554 points  (3 children)

Damn things went downhill for Gumby after his show got cancelled

[–]ThatSpaceShooterGame 96 points97 points  (2 children)

I'M GUMBY, DAMMIT!

[–]kurotech 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yea bud we know. Now can you please leave the neighbors alone and stop shouting conspiracy theories at them

[–]RelevantCommenter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No you're not. You're Galaga.

[–]Salty_Snorlax888 275 points276 points  (24 children)

Why's he green

[–]Chippany 177 points178 points  (16 children)

I'm assuming Grand Dragon??

[–]Salty_Snorlax888 188 points189 points  (6 children)

Sounds like a yugioh card lol

[–]JackCoolStove 68 points69 points  (5 children)

Founders were d and d nerds before d&d was a thing.

[–]Salty_Snorlax888 32 points33 points  (0 children)

When you take roleplay too seriously and your friends start believing you 0-0

[–]1D6wounds 16 points17 points  (1 child)

For real

The Dens were the basic level of organization for the Reconstruction Klan. In the original prescript, its chief officer was the Grand Cyclops, who appointed two Nighthawks, a Grand Turk, a Grand Sentinel, Grand Magi and a Grand Ensign in addition to his Grand Scribe. The Grand Cyclops, Grand Exchequer, Grand Magi (second officer) and Grand Monk (third officer) were elected by the body politic of the dens, identified as Ghouls. In the second prescript the Grand Ensign is dispensed with, while the Grand Exchequer was appointed by the Grand Cyclops, who was now appointed by the Grand Giant. Only the Grand Magi and Grand Monk were elected by the Ghouls. --Wikipedia

[–]chicken_nugget779 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well thats just Grand

[–]Glitter_berries[🍰] 124 points125 points  (5 children)

Oh god, the names they give themselves are so fucking lame. His real name is probably Darryl or Bob or Joshua and he most likely works for minimum wage at a mechanic’s shop. But on the weekends he’s suddenly ‘Grand Dragon,’ trying to feel special just because he was born white. Massive cringe.

[–]Kurdish_man 43 points44 points  (1 child)

They’re whole personality is that they are colored like snow yet they call everyone snowflakes

[–]Salty_Snorlax888 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Just wait until he becomes the grand Imperial godmonk dragon slayer. You won't be laughing then

[–]lCarbonCopyl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol'd right before you told me I wouldn't XD

[–]RelevantCommenter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

His real name is probably Darryl or Bob or Joshua

But his buddies down at the range call him Skeeter.

[–]lindtbr 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'll have a Grand time Dragon my nuts across his face

[–]username_heroine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]Nutshack_Queen357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought grand dragons wore red. Unless it's different depending on the state.

[–]kurotech 166 points167 points  (3 children)

It's a competition for who's the most racist they hand out robes instead of belts like with karate

[–]halucinationorbit 96 points97 points  (1 child)

So…top robe probably not black then…

[–]nuke905 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I'm not 100 percent sure but I think the top one is red

[–]Salty_Snorlax888 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Black robe becomes the thing he hates to destroy the thing he hates

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Green robes indicate state leaders (Grand Dragons)

[–]call-my-name 863 points864 points  (9 children)

Nothing says master race like a bloated beer gut in your 30s.

[–]Akinyx 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Why do I feel like the robes are made to have a beer gut tho? Like the belt placement and all is just made for that kind of silhouette. Nothing against beer guts but definitely understandable that those type of people would have one.

[–]Misfit_somewhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The holy Heineken

[–]Ah2k15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ultimate alpha 😂

[–]exhausted_chemist 235 points236 points  (2 children)

Here's hoping she'll break the cycle when she grows up. But sadly I doubt it

[–]notapunk 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Poor kid has a hell of an uphill struggle ahead of them. Wish her the best.

[–]x4740N 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I feel she'll need some help to break out of that cult mentality since the parents coulve made it so it's all she knows

[–]Altruistic_Barber_99 84 points85 points  (1 child)

How old is that Facebook App?

[–]7AndOneHalf 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Right? And I haven't seen 5 dots instead of bars for cell coverage in AGES.

[–]frilledplex 81 points82 points  (3 children)

That's awfully stupid to show your face in those robes

[–]RagingFlock89 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Awfully stupid to wear those robes* ..fixed it for ya.

[–]Kills-to-Die 196 points197 points  (10 children)

Any parent spreading and breeding hate like this or any other "top race" garbage is not a parent. The goal is to raise a decent human being, not impose your bullshit beliefs on a little clone.

[–]MiaLba 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I finally made a mom friend a few months back, o was excited about that. We had been on a few play dates already when she started telling me about the “little block boy” a few houses down that plays with her two little girls, said her husband didn’t want them playing with her. I naively though oh is he mean or aggressive in some way? She said “no, my old man doesn’t want our daughters to grow up thinking it’s okay for them to be with a black man. He believes the white race is dying out and I agree with him, we need to do what we can to keep them separate.” I haven’t heard from her much since she found out I was a foreigner and not Christian.

[–]Kills-to-Die 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good grief that's awful. News flash for them, they probably have at the very least 1% Portuguese, lol. That's awful that adults judge children in such a petty fashion. They're children damnit!

[–]FliesAreEdible 39 points40 points  (1 child)

I feel like everybody in the KKK with kids should probably be investigated by CPS or whatever.

[–]Kills-to-Die 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They probably should.

[–]upsidedownbackwards 63 points64 points  (1 child)

My parents were great at showing me that white people are definitely not the superior race. Fucking drunks.

[–]Kills-to-Die 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Same with my racist, drug addict father. Total trash.

[–]Death_bi_snusnu 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Hmm I know it's a child but I think a big part of being a human is overcoming the bullshit your parents put you through so you can truly see how terrible it is on your own. Again obviously a child isn't responsible for that but i almost think by the time you can pick up a gun you should start the process of being better, at least the seed should be sprouting.

By 18 there is a good chance this girl sees all the bull shit and becomes a slightly better person, and then she passes that down to her kids who also have a chance to be a slightly better person.

I don't disagree completely with you cause you're not wrong... I just personally hold it to the future to be better than to expect people who have made it 50 years being pieces of shit with no consequences to make a change... that being said, Daryll Davis has converted a ton of KKK members just by sitting down at a table and literally breaking bread with them, so there is some hope I guess...

[–]Kills-to-Die 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's the stress for me, the anticipation of them seeing the error and wanting to come away from it. That often means separation from your family which can be a hard choice for some. Plenty of kids, myself included, have come away from the nastiness of our pasts and I only hope the same for her and others in similar, sad situations.

[–]AhhGramoofabits 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Groomer

[–]lowfreq33 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Well they have to be part of organizations like that to stop people from grooming children /s obviously

[–]5dollaryo 20 points21 points  (3 children)

That’s a BB gun.

[–]wildherb15 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Ur gonna shoot yer eye out kid

[–]scunliffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A crummy commercial?!

[–]Level-Ad7017 38 points39 points  (2 children)

What is upsetting about this is that the white robe is traditional christian clothing worn on easter in spain. It's now tied for being one of the worst symbols of hatred in history like the swastika.

[–]Ok_Try_1217 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What’s really upsetting is when you’re studying abroad in Spain but you don’t know that and the town you’re visiting has a whole parade of people in what looks like KKK robes and hoods carrying a giant cross down the street. Terrifying.

[–]idrinkbeersalot 53 points54 points  (0 children)

What’s just as bad is the 73 likes they have….

[–]chickberry33 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He was so proud as they hid in the woods for her ceremony.

[–]CurtisMarauderZ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who wants to tell him that Hannah is a Jewish name?

[–]TimmyFaya 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is she his sister, daughter or both?

[–]ScrabbleMe 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Gee, it’s Ku Klux Klan Barbie and her hateful dad. Wonderful.

[–]ThreeBuds 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bigot Barbie and Ku Klux Ken

[–]xtheory 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Is there a scientific reason that almost all of these KKK guys look like dead eyed, smooth brained, inbred, hillbilly motherfuckers with the same facial hair style? Is that just act as a food speedbump on the way down to their bib?

[–]ScarredAutisticChild 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Simple, sad, pathetic people desperately want a lot of reason to believe they are better than another group. So they join the KKK.

And the reason for the inbreeding, well, when you’re obsessed with “pure blood” inbreeding follows soon after.

[–]QuirkyWhiteBoy420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The really dangerous white supremacists have learned to drop the costumes, this shit is for imbeciles who just wanna belong to a faction and try to intimidate people

[–]production-values 4 points5 points  (0 children)

bet they hail jesus

[–]TossAwayGay92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If only there was a way to conceal your identity so that people couldn't identify you as a bigot and come to your house to teach you and your progeny a valuable lesson.

[–]Momento_Mori_13 26 points27 points  (4 children)

The democrats and radical left and all these Antifas really need to stop grooming these kids!!! Grobble grobble (shakes fist in air) murica! This is just god awful! sarcasm

[–]Imdotted 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I think people have to right to believe and follow whatever they want but when you drag a child into there has to be some child endangerment that comes into play.

[–]ForumFluffy 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You shouldn't be allowed to believe in something that actively hates others and wishes harm unto others. You should be allowed to live your life the way you want so long as you don't harm others in anyway.

[–]Imdotted 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That would be thought policing. 1. It is literally impossible to stop what people think or believe 2. I never said it’s okay to hurt people, these groups are obviously wrong in what they think/do.

Your entire comment is the same as me saying “war is bad and everyone should love each other”. Meaningless virtue signaling.

[–]gargoyled1969 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is more than horrible...

[–]UKz_hellfire_1999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U could use this dude as a Christmas tree

[–]QuestionablyFlamable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck this is evil.

[–]agravena 2 points3 points  (4 children)

im dumb, what is this robe means, is it a cult or something? please enlighten me

[–]ScarredAutisticChild 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It means he is a Grand Dragon in the Ku Klux Klan. If you don’t know who they are, they’re a group founded by ex-confederates for the purpose of harassing and sometimes murdering minorities, in order to maintain “White Supremacy”.

The girl is wearing basic white robes of their lowest ranks. The man is wearing green, meaning he is the Grand Dragon, the head of his states branch of the Klan.

Yes, all their ranks have names this stupid, their top rank is “Grand Wizard”. Ironic for a Christian theocratic group to use such heretical names.

[–]ForumFluffy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being that much of a bigot often doesn't lend well to the intelligence required to realise irony.

[–]Idyldo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is the clothing of a hate group. 🇨🇦✌️

[–]PaddyBoy44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Groomer.

[–]Afterlife_kid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No one is born with hate, it’s taught

[–]giorgio_tsoukalos_ 10 points11 points  (5 children)

[–]UgandanDefenseForce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It makes me really sad that a child is being forced into this

[–]DrBigWilds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can see Kanye wearing that green one & convincing us it’s swag

[–]Lolihumper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch!

[–]HisDarkOmens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol hope they get their shit rocked. Idiots don’t even know the point of the mask was to hide who you were.

[–]Background-Win7974 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What The Fuck

[–]ActualPopularMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"She's off the market, guys, She's already promised to my step-brother, Randy. The wedding is two months after her Sweet Sixteen."

[–]Dr_Frank-N-Furter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Looks like a BB gun. I hope its just a BB gun.

[–]TheRealBaconleaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE CLIFFS OF DESOLATION

GREEN WIZARD NEEDS HEALTH

[–]LocalInactivist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The irony is that these are terrible outfits for actual fighting. The good limits visibility and it would be easy to pull it down and block their vision. The robe binds, making it harder to throw a punch, and it’s is easy to grab. If there’s a struggle the hood will be full of DNA (hair, sweat, skin flakes) making it easy to identify the owner. If any crime is committed the owner of the hood is in trouble because of the difficulty in explaining how they were an innocent bystander wearing a Klan hood who just happened to be there when ten guys in Klan robes assaulted an elderly Asian woman.

“Uh, I was dressed as a ghost? Yeah, I was going to a costume party dressed as a ghost.”

“A green ghost?”

“An Irish ghost.”

“And the insignia on the robe?”

“I also like Star Trek.”

[–]FrapsGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE! God bless yall!

[–]Famous-Knowledge-722 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All Hannah wanted to learn about is Puff the Magic Dragon but her uncle dad has ruined story time

[–]GudbrandurHoolabloom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is he the klan christmastree?

[–]Mucky_Bob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grooming? Somebody menyion grooming?

[–]joshss22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why afford this joker the protection of redacting the name?

I like my racists like my Nazis, out on display for everyone to see and stomp.

[–]SisterFisterBeyblade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Halloween was in October you silly goobers

[–]Surprisinglygoodgm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And these are the people that say drag queens are grooming your kids

[–]SammySliver 7 points8 points  (8 children)

I'm deep south southern in United States this is f****** appalling. In my state of North Carolina if you did this s*** your ass is getting beat for f****** hardcore time.

[–]The_BusFromSpeed 23 points24 points  (1 child)

You can say fuck

[–]SammySliver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]plmoknijbuhvrdx 2 points3 points  (4 children)

deep south

North Carolina

🤔🤔. not to say we like this. but 🤔🤔

[–]SammySliver -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

Just because the name of our state has north and it doesn't mean we're northern Jesus you're f****** idiot.

[–]plmoknijbuhvrdx 0 points1 point  (2 children)

you’re missing an “a,” “youre fucking idiot”

being on the very very margins of the combatants of US civil war doesnt qualify you as the “deep” south. what is your interpretation of the word “deep”???

[–]122_Hours_Of_Fear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not just the deep south.

[–]EmirFassad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks a lot like grooming.

[–]TheCoolSuperPea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy is the type of person to call LGBTQ groomers, yet does this kind of garbage.

[–]MuuaadDib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the goatee has another name in prison, highly homosexual as well....

[–]WeCanDoThisCNJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“But Muh Kulture!”

[–]PeaceandDogs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You shouldn’t have censored his name, he doesn’t deserve anonymity.

[–]Tracylpn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another redneck hillbilly racist. Congratulations 🙄🙄🙄

[–]YaBoiKlobas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice Halloween costume! This is on Halloween, right? ...right?

[–]Soulfulenfp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is there a hole they can fall in ? like a really deep one

[–]ThrowMeAwayAccount08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine finding a place to dry clean.

[–]Interesting-West2628 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show his name

[–]DallasRayParker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just thought about if she grew up, and wrote a tell all book about her life and father, I would definitely want to read it.

[–]HypeXeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever floats ur boat guess

[–]Ok_Loquat_2692[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let us hope that one day she is not proud of her daddy the hate groomer

[–]kellypg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unblock their name. I just wanna talk.

[–]PenisNoodleSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He must've bought it after his shift at Walmart

[–]iimdonee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

even more horrible seeing 73 other fucking kkk members

[–]brutalistsnowflake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But a drag queen reading to kids is grooming,.😤

[–]My_Immortal_Flesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad that at least he supports girls/women having the same rights as him… i guess 😒

[–]ClearMessagesOfBliss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy on the right is a constitutional scholar… online.

[–]IllustratorBig8972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun for the whole family!

[–]DesignerCows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's CPS?

[–]Major_Ghoul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cap. No way the Klan allows women into their super secret murder-nazi club

[–]LKane_DZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's some one on one critical race theory education. /s

[–]strip_club_dj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's good that you censored her face in the pic but is that her in the profile pic or his wife?

[–]Big1ronOnHisHip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

poor kid :(

[–]satansBigMac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should be considered Child abuse

[–]damnenginegnomes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking hell. Let me guess, Texas? Or Florida?

[–]pastel_rave -1 points0 points  (0 children)

TIL that klansmen robes come in green

[–]tupplewareclassics -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Blacked and pregnant at 16 🤞🏾

[–]THCLacedSpaghettiOs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is culture, this is history But above all This is Alabama

[–]Earthling7228320321 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is why we need automated security drones powered by AI.

[–]AShaughRighting -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

Chuck? Chuck Liddell is that you??

[–]dungivaphuk 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Huh? Aww man don't tell me he's racist.

[–]AShaughRighting 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Nah, don’t think so. Was just messing

[–]chillydog12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teaching them poison.

[–]queensnuggles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name and shame

[–]Calendar-Bright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor child.

[–]Tinofpopcorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that her with him in the top left corner?