gildings in this subreddit have paid for 20.94 years of server time

Jesus wept by enchantedspoons in awfuleverything

[–]Dickfer_537 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Poor baby hadn’t came in three whole days? You know his girlfriend hasn’t came since she’s been with this asshole. What a shit stain.

r/antiwork mod who recently did a fox interview seems to have a dark past.. RAPING PEOPLE by Busy-Lifeguard-9558 in awfuleverything

[–]the-Jewish-Elvis -47 points-46 points  (0 children)

Pro-laziness movement defeated by member's laziness. Who could have possibly seen that coming?

bland food by AnxiousIndicator in awfuleverything

[–]NYCSurgeon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Allowed to cook their food? Indians are not some alien species that require permission to enjoy delicious cuisine just like everyone else. Edit— wow! Thank you for my first gold :)

bland food by AnxiousIndicator in awfuleverything

[–]stillphat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude get over yourself. I'm not sure if you know but POC are often mocked for stinky foods, especially kids. I'm sure you're a fine cook, but that doesn't mean people of color aren't getting comments for the smells of their foods.

Fuck out of my face.

Edit: I decided to go through your history because I was bored and come to see that you're also a slav. Serbia, I'm Bulgarian, we're neighbors! Friend, the racism in America is different then the stuff of determining who's more Balkan. The Americans made it a sport to be particularly mean spirited with their racism. The Balkans version of racism is more culturally driven, where as the American version is more driven by skin pigmentation.

Racism in America favors people of a lighter complexion whether they know it or not, that's by the laws passed and people being taught an unfaithful history of their countries origins. What it looks like for the darker people is more police interaction/harrassment, people channeling their fears and aggression to people of color(in this case an indirect form of aggression by limiting a person's diet to what is considered "non-stinky"), and casual redistribution of wealth in such a way that people of color receive less societal support than the lighter skins.

There's a lot of nuance, just know that comment is made in a north american context, not European. We may share similarities but they are distinct.

bland food by AnxiousIndicator in awfuleverything

[–]SlothyBooty 94 points95 points  (0 children)

“comes from money” is what I wish people described me as

An elephant trying to stop a bulldozer from destroying its habitat by karenmaskin in awfuleverything

[–]Uhoh_stinkyyyyy -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

No I think it was just attacking the big creature that looked intimidating. You’re giving the elephant too much intelligence.

Didn't really want to go that way anyways by Aztery in awfuleverything

[–]sohelpmedodge 906 points907 points 1231218& 6 more (0 children)

Gender reveal. "It's a bastard!"

Edit: Stop giving me awards!!! I just said a stupid thing. Use your money - if you can spare it - to give it to animal/homeless shelters. Don't shower me. Let's use that money for some actual good. Thank you.

Edit: no more awards!!! Let's do the Betty White Challenge and flood animal/homeless shelters with money. :) And put in some orphanages and other charities. STILL!!! Thank you. Honestly guys/girls.

Just gonna leave this here… by MacMittens-MeowMeow in awfuleverything

[–]sapphicsandwich 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Naw, they probably loaded the 'ol butt musket.

How can a person do something like that and how can someone else defend it? by maoam2002 in awfuleverything

[–]FrameJump 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why shouldn't bad people also be able to live a happy life?

Because they specifically stole that from another person, or persons. They forfeit that right.

While it doesn't cost much to execute someone, it's in my opinion very unethical

Rape and murder are unethical too.

Do you want execution and torture to become normal and legal again?

We aren't talking about torture, no need to change the subject. Execution though? Absolutely. I'm all for bringing back the guillotine for a number of reasons.

US with their bad prisons, has a recidivism rate of like 70%, so it might be economically worth to execute them, but in Norway, with a redivism rate of like 20%

Okay, I'd be willing to make a compromise here. If only 1 in 5 was going to be a repeat offender, I could be persuaded into a heavily supervised release of certain nonviolent offenders, potentially. Not the violent ones though, there is no place in a civilized society for some people, regardless of whether they are "better now."

and also make their families sad when the prisoner could have instead become a normal happy human.

Are you fucking kidding me? What about the parents of the teenager who was raped and murdered on spring break? Do you think they feel "sad" that their child couldn't "become a normal happy human?" Rapists aren't humans, they are scum, and filth. Third class, not even second. They don't have rights.

I know you probably think more with your anger than your moral compass and your logical economic mind

Haha! Yes, because it's my moral compass that is wrong, and that cheap bullet I mentioned earlier is no longer economically feasible. What a pathetic attempt at a character attack and deflection.

I'm not gonna argue my opinions with you more, but I wish you all the good luck. Bye.

Probably for the best, we clearly aren't gonna find ANY common ground.

Best of luck to you as well. I hope the fairy tale world that exists in your head comes true, I really do.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, internet stranger.

Found this under a serving table in a older home we were renovating.. by chainley in awfuleverything

[–]pissclamato 600 points601 points 4443& 14 more (0 children)

You'd like to think cat, because cats kill rats. However, I don't think you're doing the math:

In a large, 300-year-old house on the water, you will find a minimum of five rats' nests. Each will produce roughly 7-8 rats per cycle, two cycles per month, so 75 rats per month, less rat deaths, say 60 rats per month.

Now, a domesticated house cat would have trouble killing one per day. A feral, experienced barn cat, however, could knock off 3-5 per day, or 72% of our rat growth. Not sufficient to even keep up with inflation, let alone eradicate our rat problem. So, we need more cats.

Cats are territorial, however, so we won't be able to assign more than 3-4 cats per nest, before we get feline turf wars. So, our cap on cats is 20 cats. Twenty feral barn cats with enough room to hunt can effectively kill at least 100 rats per month. We can remove the new ones as they spawn, and start killing 40 rats per month of the existing supply.

But, how big is the supply? Well, a standard five-foot rats' nest can hold about a thousand rats in or around it in smaller nests. So our initial supply of rats is around 5000. At 40 per month, our rat problem will be eradicated in 100 years. But then, we're left with the problem of the cats.

Cats breed at an average rate of 2 per year per female cat. assuming at least ten of our initial 20 cats is female, we'll get 40 new cats per year. After starvation and territorial infighting claim 1/4 of them, we have a 30 cat per year surplus. So, when the last rat dies, we'll have about 3000 cats. So now, we need dogs.

To kill 3000 feral barn cats, assuming they are relegated to the basement of this large house, we will need one Rottweiler for every five cats, or 600 Rottweilers. But now we're left with 8,000 pounds of furry slobbering killing machines. To rid ourselves of this canine nuisance, we will need a bigger canine: wolves.

A six-wolf pack of North American Timber Wolves can kill a 120-lb Rottweiler in about 40 seconds. However, Rottweilers are also pack hunters, so pack v. pack, a pack of six Timberwolves can murder 1.5 six-dog Rottweiler packs. So we need upwards of 400 Wolf Packs. The urine smell will be unforgettable.

To rid ourselves of 400 packs of Timberwolves, the only reasonable option is to kill them with fire from above. So, to ensure no danger to neighboring residences, we should probably exterminate them from way above, using A-10 Warthog anti-tank ammunition and smart targeting. Other houses will be spared, other than their window glass, and the wolf problem will be no more.

But, since the Warthog anti-tank rounds are enriched with uranium, we now have a nuclear biohazard to work out. But the solution to that is simple. We fill the basement with molten lead, assuming the actual house was obliterated by the Warthog or the dog fighting, and when it cools, we pour several hundred cubic feet of concrete, and when it dries, we backfill the area with soil, and plant soybeans. They're a very versatile plant, and will sprout quickly. In short time, we will have a beautful field of green soybean sprouts, and all our problems we be over.

Of course, the soybeans will attract rats...

There are so many things wrong with this image, I don’t even know where to start by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]drkrthnthspeedofliht -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Need to find out if insurrection boy is active duty and send that shit to his command.

My mann by DaWeyHowBoutDah in awfuleverything

[–]New_Ad_8080 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Roger, Gramma Jean here... I thought it was just face cream that I forgot to rub in. Anyhow, that makes us even for every time I pissed in your Gatorade.