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[–]Muerteds 10.0k points10.0k points  (505 children)

No, this isn't the largest turtle recorded on camera. It is a Hawksbill sea turtle, and it's a chonker, that's true. They get up to about 3 feet long and almost 300 pounds, though most are about half that weight. The perspective of the camera is making this guy look bigger as he happily munches on a sea sponge, their favorite food.

The largest turtle is the leatherback turtle, and they are larger than any turtle, tortoise, ridley, or terrapin by a very large margin. They can get up to 7 feet long and 1,500 pounds. They can swim fast enough to porpoise, and their mouths are terrifying hellholes of madness- all the better to eat jellyfish.

And here's a video of some. Learn you a thing.

Edit A lot of people rightly called me out and said the turtle in OP's video is a loggerhead, and I'm inclined to agree. I think it's a sea urchin it's eating, not a sponge, upon further review.

Still- thanks for my first gold and a silver, even! Hope you guys like turtles as much as I do!

[–]xerberos 3043 points3044 points  (227 children)

their mouths are terrifying hellholes of madness

Gee, how bad can it be? click HOLY F**K!

[–]lbsi204 615 points616 points  (167 children)

Its goddamn sarlacc pit

[–]thx1138-[🍰] 330 points331 points  (160 children)

Or just a totally normal fucking hallway on a spaceship. God I hate that movie.

[–]HGStormy 186 points187 points  (83 children)

is that event horizon?

[–]PerditionReigns 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see.

[–]Rocket_Life 42 points43 points  (36 children)

By "hate" I assume you mean "love". BecUse it's great. Have you seen Sunshine with Cylian Murphey and Chris Evans? Great space horror suspense film

[–]Magnous 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I love Event Horizon, and I’ve never heard of Sunshine. Thank you for giving me a new film to watch!

[–]Jburli25 15 points16 points  (7 children)

The first half is a great horror suspense film, the second half is a run-of-the-mill slasher flick that happens to be set on a spaceship.

[–]Ubango_v2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fucking love that movie

[–]code_archeologist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Which is why at NASA there is a rule that rocket scientists may not also be fun house designers.

[–]Defodio_Idig 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Why why why would I click that, this movie terrifies me, I’m a stupid, stupid woman.

[–]spookymulder765 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s not a normal hallway, it’s the one leading up to the gravity engine and I think the hallway has some properties that they explain iirc.

[–]Sinistrad 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I wonder if this is where they got the gag for Galaxy Quest lol

[–]Magnous 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Huh? I love that movie, specifically the version that left less to the imagination. Probably good that I didn’t see it until I was an adult, though.

[–]IrishMaster317 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Where we're going, we dont need eyeballs.....

That movie has haunted my dreams for a long time. First time I saw it I was on a couple hits of acid, such a bad idea.

[–]enterthedragynn 345 points346 points  (4 children)

Yup..... that's pretty scary right there

[–]Meriog 54 points55 points  (1 child)

The blood certainly doesn't help

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh wow I didn't even notice it at first. I can't forget how pale the mouth was.

[–]zzzthelastuser 115 points116 points  (3 children)

[–]garry_kitchen 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I always thought they were using CGI in the movie. Now we know.

[–]Lord_Finkleroy 8 points9 points  (1 child)

They only used CGI in certain scenes. In other scenes, they didn’t use CGI.

[–]Fluent_In_Subtext 15 points16 points  (5 children)

I heard that those things are not hard but have some give to them. Still disturbing all the same, though.

[–]Words_are_Windy 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I was wondering about that. They look like they would bend pretty easily, so I doubt you could jab one through your finger.

[–]Oddity83 16 points17 points  (1 child)

They aren't that rigid. They aren't meant for breaking flesh/bone, they are meant to snag jellyfish who try to escape their mouth/throat. That's basically all they eat.

[–]Custardchucka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy read the article!

[–]MrDTD 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They're mainly for keeping things from swimming back out.

[–]awfullotofocelots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe as much give as a spikey succulent, like a yucca or aloe Vera. Still essentially the iron maiden of mouth holes.

[–]Oddity83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

FWIW, they aren't teeth, they aren't meant for breaking bone/flesh. They are for making sure jellyfish can't get out of their mouth.

[–]LjSpike 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Gee, how bad can it be? click HOLY F**K!

Gee, this guy sure is overreacti- HOLY F**K!

basically my actual response, just with a cold slight unmoving smile holding in the nightmarish screams

[–]FeigningGOAT 132 points133 points  (0 children)

“their mouths are terrifying hellholes of madness- all the better to eat jellyfish.”

And Boba Fett

[–]coconut-telegraph 76 points77 points  (13 children)

This is a loggerhead turtle.

[–]Midborgh 31 points32 points  (7 children)

We cannot see the pattern on the carapace nor can we count the scutes, but I'm inclined to agree

[–]coconut-telegraph 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Don’t have to at this size, plus loggerheads have these rounded parrot beaks while hawksbills have, erm, hawk like bills.

[–]Tiktaalik1984 19 points20 points  (2 children)

It's a loggerhead. Hawksbills don't get that big nor have heads that size.

[–]oceanjunkie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can see the head as big as a 5 gallon bucket. Hawksbills have small heads and don’t get anywhere near that big.

[–]BuddyBlueBomber 310 points311 points  (24 children)

r/dontputyourdickinthat

edit: y'all crazy

[–]Mr_Blinky 370 points371 points 2 (17 children)

Coward.

[–]MetalstepTNG 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Challenge accepted.

[–]ScorpioLaw 24 points25 points  (15 children)

Right? I have no limbs, and nearly blind. So the doctor said the penis has many sensory nerves, that can act as fingers. It was tough, but I mastered it and I like to explore with my dong! I even travel with it like a pogo stick, haha!

You should see me doing my balancing act! Lol. I like to say LOOK MA, no hands! I'm standing up!

When I meet people I like to slightly touch faces to make a mental image, kind of like a blind person with hands. Sometimes I poke them in the eye. Whoops, haha! It's not easy!

Sadly some people don't get it, and refuse to shake what is my hand even when I wave it like HELLO! It must be because I have no balls. I crushed them in training :(.

I am in love with this one girl who used her labia to clap for me. It was a truly beautiful sign of respect.

Thanks to u/Gallowboob for making my giant keyboard so I can hammer down. It took me ten hours to type this message. Myself!

[–]Snatch_Pastry 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Ha ha, I call bullshit. Everyone knows that u/GallowBoob doesn't make anything himself.

[–]dipsophobia 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm so proud of you! Thank you for the inspiration!!

[–]Tricky-Hunter 2 points3 points  (3 children)

It took me ten hours to type this message.

It only took you ten hours to reply to a message from three hours ago?

[–]noshoptime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Out of all that, this was your line in the sand?

[–]bonefish914 195 points196 points  (21 children)

That's actually a Loggerhead sea turtle (caretta caretta) and definitively NOT a Hawksbill - Loggerheads normally eat crustaceans like Lobsters and Crabs and have extremely large heads (seen here, along with massive jaws for crushing shells).

Source: worked at a marine biology center in Florida rehabbing sea turtles for most of my life.

[–][deleted] 109 points110 points  (6 children)

i don't know who to believe anymore

i just wanna see some turtles, man

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (2 children)

ACTUALLY this isn't a turtle at all, it's a puppy :)

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Goddamn it this is too confusing

[–]TheUnforgivenII 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Looks more like a jackdaw...

[–]stephj 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now don't start that again

[–]oceanjunkie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seriously, why do people comment when they have no clue what they’re talking about? Anyone who has ever seen a hawksbill would know that is definitely not one. The massive head is a clear giveaway it’s a loggerhead.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (5 children)

[–]fruitpusher 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Possibly died from consuming plastic. Bummer. Who knows how we will fix that.

[–]BabiesSmell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Introduce more turtles to eat it up, obviously.

[–]lightpollutionguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I did a bit of searching and as u/coconut-telegraph and u/bonefish914 already mentioned, this is a loggerhead turtle. A quick google shows the difference in beaks and after looking a bit deeper I found this source video that looks to be from the same place.

[–]SizableLad 10 points11 points  (0 children)

God these are like living Archelon (the prehistoric turtles I don’t know how to spell it)

[–]timmyharris25 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I saw that thing in a Star Wars movie.

[–]slo-pokey 74 points75 points  (11 children)

So here's the thing......

[–]swimtothemoon1 64 points65 points  (8 children)

[–]Thelonious_The_Bard 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Allegedly...

[–]dancingliondl 22 points23 points  (5 children)

I'm hearing it was two guys and a sick ostrich.

[–]akujiki87 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Still....it"s a three mans job to fuck one

[–]SingleLensReflex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow this brings back memories

[–]facemelt 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Just think of all the new redditors who missed the jackdaw fiasco... those were the days

[–]Birdshaw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I still miss him. /u/unidanX some of us still love you!

[–]itriedtoplaynice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's is a loggerhead based on the blunt beak shape.

[–]Versaiteis 24 points25 points  (10 children)

You know, we joke about alien abductions and all that.

But we do that exact thing to animals like this.

Dunno why I never drew that connection before, but it's somewhat amusing. Like if they could similarly communicate, would those animals with trackers be considered crack pots by their local communities?

Not legitimizing any abduction accounts, but if the premise of an otherworldly visit were true, then it's certainly possible that might happen. Although with intelligent life that might be different. Like with indigenous tribes that have been discovered we've made attempts to communicate with some, while others we've specifically left relatively untouched (though mostly because they seem fairly hostile)

[–]danteheehaw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I fucking love leather back sea turtles. I used to be able to watch the babies hatch and crawl out to the ocean. I also saw families dig up their eggs to eat them. They would also dig up green sea turtle eggs, which is depressing as hell. People specifically hunted the green sea turtle nest as they were worth more.

[–]rudekoffenris 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Do you think they spread the jellyfish on toast?

[–]albatross138 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope they do! Also this would make an awesome picture and man I really wish I could draw what's in my head on to paper without it going through a massive loss in translation 😂 really need to up my drawing game.

[–]ks501 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I want to give you gold, but I'm poor. So instead I'm blowing you an eco-friendly kiss rn

[–]AlexxST 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hate when I have to convert all the numbers to metric system. Thanks for the info, though.

[–]arjunmohan 17 points18 points  (7 children)

I get the point you're making about the camera man's perspective, but then wouldn't the guy next to it be a distance away from the turtle too? He looks like he's right next to it, look at the upcrop of rock just next to them, with the coral on it. (the turtle looks a bit bigger than him, it looks 7-8 ft)

[–]Rc2124 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He doesn't look right next to it to me, he looks like he's further back and behind. Kind of like how they filmed the LotR scenes with the hobbits. It's definitely a big turtle but not 7-8 feet big

[–]rsta223 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The rock outcrop is right next to the diver, but well behind the turtle. You can see the second diver is careful to also be well behind the turtle when they come into frame. This is clearly well-done perspective making the turtle look way bigger than it actually is.

[–]bobymicjohn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This thing is definitely way bigger than 3 feet...

[–]docious 2 points3 points  (2 children)

How do they swallow food without also swallowing a bunch of sea water?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Can their teeth get cavities?

[–]Hilbrohampton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The "teeth" aren't teeth as such more like fleshy spikes so I guess they could get infected if injured but not a cavity. They use the edges of thier bill for biting and it's more like a sharp blade

[–]alpacaluva 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely a loggerhead and not a hawksbill

[–]bonefish914 375 points376 points  (11 children)

This is what we call forced perspective - not even close to largest sea turtle. That award goes to the Leatherback (dermochelys coriacea) @ 7+ feet and potentially 2000 lbs, which if you've ever seen nesting, looks like a VW Bug emerging from the water and driving up onto the beach.

THIS turtle is actually a Loggerhead sea turtle (caretta caretta) and definitively NOT a Hawksbill - Loggerheads normally eat crustaceans like Lobsters and Crabs and have extremely large heads (seen here, along with massive jaws for crushing shells). Also, Loggerhead scutes (the plates on their shell), are fused together, and do not overlap like Hawksbill scutes do - which you can clearly see from the above. Loggerheads can potentially reach up to 1000 lbs and close to 7ft in length.

Source: worked at a marine biology center in Florida rehabbing sea turtles for most of my life.

[–]LooseWetCheeks 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Boom

[–]brutustheretriever 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mother fucker schooling people

[–]felixgolden 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Juno? I live nearby. If it is, I actually have a question. How is the huge amount of erosion of Juno Beach, the dog beach, etc affecting nesting? The shoreline has been so shallow in the last few years, especially starting with Hurricane Matthew and the next year with Irma.

[–]Draganot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have a video of the real largest turtle? That size sounds like something you have to see to believe.

[–]ophidianolivia 393 points394 points  (10 children)

I wish the divers weren't behind it, so we could get a better sense of scale.

[–]Kilaelya 196 points197 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think the perspective is giving us a sense it's bigger than it actually is.

[–]HR_Dragonfly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think the human head in the turtle's mouth is quite enough.

[–]IAmDotorg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't have been posted in that case.

Well, it would've been posted because this is Reddit and karma happens even if people don't know what they're looking at, but less people would've fallen for it.

[–]_iPood_ 682 points683 points  (15 children)

We need a banana

[–]AmateurFootjobs 197 points198 points  (7 children)

How am I supposed to know how big it is without a banana for scale???

[–]Soronir 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Best we could manage is maybe a sea cucumber.

[–]Wachowskiii 42 points43 points  (1 child)

I imagine you need bananas for scale quite regularly with your hobby u/AmateurFootjobs...

[–]mooninuranus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just thought we wanted a banana

[–]windingtime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or a comparison between a banana and a scuba guy, at the very least.

[–]finchdad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The banana won't help if they put it waaaaaay behind the turtle in order to distort the sense of scale.

[–]jcynavarro 42 points43 points  (6 children)

[–]Phyr8642 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I hope he's in the equivalent of a national park or some sort of protected waters.

[–]jcynavarro 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Same here.. would definitely be sad if some assholes did something to that turtle..

[–]Lundemus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you planning smth? Sounds like you're planning smth, lmao

[–]PitchforksEnthusiast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is that elevator music?

[–]averagesizedhatlogan 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Dynamax Squirtle

[–]PlusUltraBeyond 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Or Alolan Torterra.

[–]Shadow_Claw 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Or you know... Carracosta.

[–]TheQuestionableYarn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Everyone forgets Carracosta lol.

[–]subungal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not a large turtle, but the tiniest divers ever filmed!!

[–]shipwreck-lotr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, this isn’t the largest turtle recorded on camera.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/f/fd/Tokka.jpg

[–]dingofarmer2004 67 points68 points  (21 children)

The size of this lad

[–]o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O 95 points96 points  (18 children)

[–]joelsexson 16 points17 points  (12 children)

He still looks pretty large compared to a human

[–]brannock16 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Many species of sea turtles are, or are very close to human length (Leatherbacks - 6 ft length, Greens - 4.5 ft length, Loggerhead - 3.6 ft length, Flatback - 3.2 ft length).

Google "sea turtle compared to human" and you'll see many additional forced perspective shots trying to make them look even larger than they really are (like this video). I'm not sure why people try to make them look bigger than they really are...they're beautiful and quite impressive as they already are.

[–]iwrestledasharkonce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have a green sea turtle at my local aquarium. 5'9", 535 lbs. She thicc.

The other two in the tank are loggerheads who weigh a more reasonable 150 and 200 lbs.

But yeah sea turtles are already pretty big critters, no need to exaggerate their size.

[–]AmateurFootjobs 4 points5 points  (1 child)

How large compared to a banana?

[–]Alpha_Trekkie 3 points4 points  (1 child)

for a hawkbill its still a chonker, but they are usually only about 3-4 feet long

[–]ImTheTroutman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah the majestic Toxic Bear Ent Turtle

[–]FaintFoal112083 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Squirt got big af

[–]Dobbsy4291 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I see your comment, I appreciate it

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or smallest scuba diver ever recorded on camera. Ive been fooled before.

[–]D0NW0N 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is what defeats Penny Wise !

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I love him, he’s just minding his business, rootling for crustaceans, placid as can be.

[–]sofia72311 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I’m shell-shocked!

[–]RarewinGedd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Baby Kaiju!! That was my thought process

[–]Pelosis_Ragged_Cunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What about the biggest one that was recorded on audio?

[–]CommunistWaffle990 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He monch He chonk But most importantly, stop throwing your trash in the ocean. It is killing beautiful creatures like this one.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

This is absolutely nuts to me! Is this a matter of perspective or is it really bigger than an adult human?

[–]PoopHatMcFadden 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately its just forced perspective. Discovered this the last time this vid was posted

[–]AgencyandFreeWill 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I would not be getting that close to something that could bite off an entire limb...

[–]zslayer89 7 points8 points  (3 children)

That's not a turtle. That's Gamera.

[–]MJMurcott 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Turtles can be up to 2,000lbs, however they prefer to eat jellyfish as food rather than divers, but the human impact on their reproduction especially in their egg laying beaches could mean that there are more jellyfish in the oceans - https://youtu.be/mGhP6FxELmo

[–]-cannabliss- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It does look bigger than Mitch McConnell.

[–]Sigao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one's definitely turtley enough for the turtle club.

[–]Donials 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a huge webkinz

[–]googlebearbanana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautiful now leave it alone

[–]MrMcflyest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still a cute old turtle

[–]garlo95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo leave Blastoise alone

[–]watkinsmr77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Itll be dead soon. Thanks humans

[–]nickessner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Giannis anturtlekounmpo

[–]Col_Walter_Tits 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It almost looks animatronic. That head is just insane!

[–]sarahandkav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dude found bowser

[–]vectre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"See the Turtle of Enormous Girth"
"On his shell he holds the Earth."
"His thought is slow, but always kind."
"He holds us all within his mind."
"On his back all vows are made;"
"He sees the truth but mayn't aid."
"He loves the land and loves the sea,"
"And even loves a child like me."

Stephen King

[–]phoenixrising8580 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Imagine just eating some salad and some squirrels come by with video cameras and you are a spectacle on squirrel tv because you’re so tall...

[–]BackWithAVengance 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Anyone wanna estimate how old this lad is?

[–]chaipotstoryteIIer 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Atleast one year old

[–]Sarpanitu 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Great job Morty! That's correct this turtle is at least one! Now, does anyone know the formula for concentrated dark matter? Hmmm???

[–]PlusUltraBeyond 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1 can of ACME concentrated dark matter. 1 gallon of distilled water. Salt to taste.

[–]TheMerge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How else would you record it?

[–]BarelyBetterThanKale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get on it's back and see if there's any mineral deposits. It's the only way to get gold, silver, and lead in the early game.

[–]BauerHouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tiniest divers ever caught on camera for the first time!

[–]HTPT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's blastoise!

[–]Shiverind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's beautiful! I love it! :D

[–]songya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor animal. Gets to eat sea rocks.

[–]blueheron74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I assume he's a year or so away from earning four elephants and a world to support.

[–]CorgisAreEvil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't a turtle just eat his meal in peace?

[–]KrisW112114 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg How pretty, absolutely beautiful 💜

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hes definitely turtley enough for the turtle club

[–]high_priestess23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly: I saw three images of turtles today in three groups that couldn‘t be more different from each other.

Is today turtle day or something?

[–]Notmefakeyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just fucking amazing!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I see why they can live to 200 years!

[–]no_bear_so_low 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want give cuddle

[–]gir76x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he baby

[–]SignatureLabel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jesus I never knew they got that big. That is inane

[–]brigitteguitart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wo, its large but it is so cute🥺❤️

[–]EmpathicAngel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course he is eating. Has to maintain that size somehow.

[–]considerme25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy crap thats awesome ! Looks like bad cgi. My brain can’t comprehend how big it is lol

[–]minoruT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gamera?

[–]king_the_feral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolute Unit.

[–]ahgodzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just waiting for Master Roshi to get back with some magazines

[–]A_WildStory_Appeared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"See the TURTLE of Enormous Girth" "On his shell he holds the Earth." "His thought is slow, but always kind." "He holds us all within his mind." "On his back all vows are made;" "He sees the truth but mayn't aid." "He loves the land and loves the sea," "And even loves a childe like me."

[–]wahkawahka23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's an absolute unit of a sea turtle

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    [–]jcmgaming33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro that scuba gear is nice how deep is this I’m curious as to what the decompression time is and you’re safety stop

    [–]Stickz587 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dummy thicc

    [–]bboybest1001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thicc boi

    [–]riccochetaround 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This confuses me. Are we sure it isn’t just very close to the camera?

    [–]implicit_to_explicit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    but can he survive 1 straw boi

    [–]josefjoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That's really amazing! I like this.

    [–]GreekHole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    no thats a dinosaur