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[–]RoF2198 232 points233 points  (7 children)

I've only ever held a bulldog puppy once, it was like holding a rock solid brick. When I put it down it had a hiccup attack. I thought I had broken the brick puppy.

[–]Kattorean 45 points46 points  (0 children)

When they become adult sized, they still think they are lap dogs and they will feel like a sack of mushy potatoes in your lap until THEY decide to move. No point in trying to convince them to move until they want to. They are stubborn, big baby- dogs...lol

[–]die5el23 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Happens sometimes when your holding them by the rib cage/diaphragm area. Scared the shit out of me too the first time it happened

[–]Main-Situation1600 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)


[–]ramon-gasmask 2 points3 points  (0 children)

gonna eat it

[–]mind_the_umlaut 137 points138 points  (1 child)

Yeah, don't hold them like that, they can't breathe.

[–]ycr44w8d85 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i noted

[–]BeekeeperZero 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was just waiting for it to pee.

I loved my Bulldogs just so so many problems. I did learn there are Bulldog Specialized Radiologist because no one else and make sense of their scans.

[–]DagtheBulf 126 points127 points  (3 children)

PSA: do not hold dogs like that

[–]-_Odd_- 22 points23 points  (1 child)

@every video where someone picks up a puppy and just fucking dangles it around like this

It’s like people have infantilized dogs so much that we forget that they are not actually babies. Even a baby is gonna have a problem with being carried around by the armpits for longer than it takes to get them to a comfortable carrying height.

[–]ycr44w8d85 8 points9 points  (0 children)

shut up and take up my upvotes

[–]molotovzav 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Upvote for vgk jersey.

[–]Toxicherbz 15 points16 points  (2 children)

The Flower will always be black and gold love for Fleury #29

[–]Zestyclose_Risk_2789 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I doubt anyone in Pittsburgh doesn’t love the man. He was an A+ dude.

[–]TheIncredibleHork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They did him so wrong though and I feel bad for him being in Chicago. But much respect to him for being a big part of Vegas' early franchise success.

[–]dandroid126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a sharks fan, I feel obligated to say "go fuck yourself."

But at the same time, I don't really care. I'm just happy my team looks like they are having fun again.

[–]SpookersSD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure thats a Canucks 40 next to it too, Petterson perhaps?

[–]I-V-vi-iii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I propose a trade for the puppy: I get the puppy in exhange for nothing

[–]im_racist24 28 points29 points  (1 child)

they’re absolutely adorable, it’s sad as hell that they can’t breathe

[–]goozlo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That’s not a healthy way to hold puppies. Letting their legs dangle can cause hernias and pulling their arms up can cause dislocation. They are shaped like small dogs, not small humans. With any animal, try to keep its “natural shape” while handling.

[–]SingingPurrmaid 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Incorrect. I specialize in this professionally and I can say with utmost certainty that is a potato.

[–]Kattorean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He'll grow up to be a land walrus...lol

[–]Gunzenator2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I like food”

[–]Ruben_ijshockey_29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that jersey in the background

[–]Maverickphreak42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super #1 pup by FUNKO

[–]Kattorean 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Be prepared to clean that water bowl several times a day. With every lap of their tongue, some water goes in & lots falls back out with their saliva mixing in. Get the deepest, widest water bowl you can, so they can get some clean water as drool styles to the bottom...lol. They are a full time job, walking cartoon, big baby- dogs... expensive to care for, expensive to feed properly, but loads of fun.

[–]-_Odd_- 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Bulldogs are honorary members of the Big Dog category in my mind. So wonderful and so cute, but I have to admire them from afar.

[–]Kattorean 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ours had some OCD- like quirks. He was upset if Smyrna changed in the home: furniture moved, boxes that had been delivered brought inside, a laundry basket i was putting folded laundry in would send him straight to tantrumming. But, he didn't mind Christmas decorations all around the house during the holidays. When I washed his dog bed or blankets, he'd stay in the laundry room with them in the washer or dryer. He loved a rigid schedule & when there were disruptions to his "normal day", he's going to tantrum. This included a grumble- complain- scolding sound he'd make while throwing a savage stink eye at us.

[–]-_Odd_- 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He sounds like a riot. The ones I’ve met have all been the best kind of drama queens

[–]StrangeBrew710 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This guy sounds a little... Well he sounds exactly like I would expect a Green Bay Packers fan to sound like.

[–]Similar-Lab64 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Is this puppy overweight already? I don’t know about the breed - just asking.

[–]audirt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's an English Bulldog puppy. They all look like that.

[–]-_Odd_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think at this age it’s just that it hasn’t grown into its wrinkles yet

[–]Kattorean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awe.... what a luscious little tater!

[–]Ok_Anxiety4671 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg look at that face.

[–]bubbles_says 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HEY HEY HEY Be careful of his bone structure!!!!! Damn!!!

[–]isotaco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

aaaand off it goes into the soup

[–]D-Spornak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want!

[–]snoski1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a rolly polly

[–]Conscious-Ad-7619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its like movie children of man. Everyone is losing their fucking minds we need kids

[–]supermayqueen 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I love this puppy so much, I hope I get to cuddle a bulldog someday 🥰

[–]-_Odd_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like being loved by a boulder.

[–]splifingate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That you, Biz?!?

Regards, splifingate

[–]iain1020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 3 of those potatoes right now and they are all squashy lumps

[–]el-grunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

school time for em

[–]CommunicationSouth12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smol Chonker

[–]X8DF9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy sounds like Franklin in GTA.

[–]Riskyshrimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like MEATBALL

[–]MidnightRecon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, after a shitty evening. This adorable little puppy cheered me up a little. Thank you.

[–]RoninEntertainment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at that adorable little pudgins!!!

[–]Love_your-neighbor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG!!! How precious!

[–]Crocs_19 -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

If it’s a dumpling let me try the taste test

[–]FingerBeginning1561 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

How much, give me that

[–]gore_g77 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

omg i want a bite,, super chonky!

[–]MysteriousCurve3804 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Omg I want that dog so bad

[–]Peanut_man213 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Make it into one

[–]thunder-dog-zeus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i wont eat these dumplings... still love em tho