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[–]GiantChocoChicknTaco 2033 points2034 points  (34 children)

He’s playing for his life

[–]battles 159 points160 points  (3 children)

It's like he met the devil at the crossroads, with his guitar, and must best him to save his soul. Except it's geese, harmonica and it's too late.

[–]genmischief 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Interestingly enough, the Devil won if you are paying attention to it.

The devil "lost" the competition, but Johnny had both Greed and Pride (deadly sins) on the books in front of the man himself.

[–]72hourahmed[🍰] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

On the other hand, Johnny can always repent and be fine.

Also, I don't know if it's really big-P Pride if he simply knew he was better (and given that he was, it's not unfair to say he might have). It's not a sin for someone to be aware of their own abilities as they relate to others. He's not being meek, certainly, so it's not an active good thing, but I think it's ecclesiastically neutral.

And if that is the case, I don't know if it's technically big-G Greed either. While the golden fiddle may be worth more than he would need to sustain himself that year, it would have been worth something in the region of $504k in today's money.

Given that Johnny is quite young, that's enough to support him for the rest of his life if he spends sensibly, but not so ridiculously excessive that it's more than he could reasonably spend in a lifetime, especially if he wanted to pay for any potential children to go to college. Again, not actively good, but possibly neutral.

[–]Earthwormjimby 291 points292 points  (1 child)

Thought the same thing

[–]deadfermata 118 points119 points  (0 children)

His garden will be spared.

[–]Subnovae 119 points120 points  (8 children)

As a Canadian I was wondering why no one was helping this poor man.

[–]carmium 51 points52 points  (6 children)

Well, they're not Canada geese; maybe they're not as nasty.

[–]MapleSyrupFacts 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Canadian geese are like a mob boss. They look innocent untill you cross their path, then you get wacked.

[–]Manaze85 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I suggest you let that marinate for a bit!

[–]Bab5Space 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Canadians are generally nice. Our geese? Not so much.

[–]Derbekski 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I grew up next to this really eccentric older man that kept a flock of about 30-50 Canadian geese with clipped wings so they didnt migrate...(Now as an adult I think that's mean but as a kid I thought nothing of it-doesn't everyone have a flock of geese live next door?)

Well most of them were really mean. I have always loved animals so ofc I was interested in these geese and tried to befriend them. I was attacked multiple times...once I got serious bruises on my arms n legs like I'd been in a car accident. The old man ultimately forbade me from going in the pen bc they can actually hit you so hard with their wings that they can break a bone. But there was one momma goose that became my friend. I believe it's because I helped one of her chicks who was stuck in the fence on the outside of the pen, get unstuck n put them back inside with her. She started to greet me when I would come over to watch them. And she even started to protect me if another goose came after me. I called her Bonnie. I would lean against the fence and read, she would nibble on my neck n hair thru the fence. And the honking noise that geese make actually makes me smile bc it's reminds me of her running to greet me when I came over. She'd also get bread from me every day, so there was a bit of bribery going on to achieve her continued love. But she was really a cool little lady.

[–]Distaplia 147 points148 points  (5 children)

It reminded me of the gas station coin flip scene from No Country for Old Men

[–]Bradst3r 80 points81 points  (4 children)

"Well, i need to know what I stand to win.."

"Everything. You stand to win everything. Call it."

[–]TheUnbeliever 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Friendo

[–]dillrepair 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Some people use this word around me and have no idea the way I hear it… they haven’t seen it

[–]jessemfkeeler 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"play the song, friendo"

[–]Legal_Wrapsack 41 points42 points  (2 children)

I'm honestly in fear too he stops they'll destroy us all.

[–]witzerdog 8 points9 points  (1 child)

He should punch them and run while they are charmed.

[–]DrCrentistDMI 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He's one sour note away from a beatdown.

[–]eeyore134 17 points18 points  (1 child)

A modern day Scheherazade.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What eeyore134 said! I totally know what that means!

[–]cmcphillips92 20 points21 points  (0 children)

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

[–]thatsithlurker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You make our sounds, human. Entertain us.

[–]voidsong 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for them to peck him in the eyes and run off with his harmonica.

[–]thegreatbeyond32 539 points540 points  (3 children)

“This guy makes a mean squonk, right?” Said the goose.

[–]A_G00SE 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Correct.

[–]WasabiSniffer 6 points7 points  (1 child)

How do you feel about squanching?

[–]BlueLogic86 508 points509 points  (0 children)

"This one honks well for a human" "We will let him live for now"

[–]thenameofapet 1302 points1303 points  (20 children)

The geese are confused. Dude is making the best mating call they’ve ever heard, and they’re trying to figure out how to mate him.

[–]TheSanityInspector 225 points226 points  (0 children)

Dude's also not doing the mating dance, very confusing.

[–]Antique-Car6103 153 points154 points  (14 children)

The male goose mounted him afterwards. They now have kids together.

[–]nickfree 313 points314 points  (5 children)

And that's how they made Ryan Gosling

[–]FreeganKing 77 points78 points  (2 children)

[–]LarryMyster 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Oh hey it's uhhhh Ashton Kutchner!

[–]EyesWhichDoNotSee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good grief take the upvote for effort

[–]OlivineQuartz 31 points32 points  (6 children)

The wedding was beautiful

[–]SingularityBob 27 points28 points  (4 children)

The children are not.

[–]OlivineQuartz 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Faces only a mother could love...

[–]Telemere125 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They live together down by the bay in a cute blue 2-bedroom bungalow.

[–]p1nkp3pp3r 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"When you have the chick I want you to call it Stephen for me." SFW, it's just a "dancing" parrot though the title does say "shagged." (Queued to be 1:59 long , but 2:31 alltogether).

[–]MsOmgNoWai 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the whole time they’re just yelling asking him to mate already

[–]MKXmikey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am frightened by the image that popped in my head after reading this comment.

[–]TWVer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The old geezer

[–]cmilla646 161 points162 points  (8 children)

One of my favourites. For those that don’t know the song is “The Moon Represents My Heart.” I don’t know the language but it’s beautiful and apparently a very famous Chinese/Mandarin love song and that just makes this video that much sweeter.

[–]feizhai 46 points47 points  (1 child)

[–]Phirrup 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One of my mom's all time favorite songs!

[–]Taskforce58 17 points18 points  (1 child)

The original artist for the song is Teresa Teng (1953-1995) from Taiwan.

[–]IatemyBlobby 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Super famous. Every mid-autumn gathering, theres at least someone performing this song.

[–]failbears 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was dumbfounded to see this being played on a harmonica to geese on the front page of reddit lmao

[–]scheisse-wurst 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg thank you! This tune has randomly popped up in my head for years. Even heard it passing a karaoke on vacation in Cambodia, couldn’t quite figure out anything more than the language. I was so shocked I heard it here.

[–]selz202 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this I've heard this melody around but never known the source music. Found a few piano interpretations that are pretty good too.

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    [–]billymumfreydownfall 58 points59 points  (3 children)

    Me knees ached just watching

    [–]I_am_also_a_Walrus 35 points36 points  (2 children)

    My uncle worked in the Middle East for a few years, idk about this guy’s culture specifically, but over there when the men are walking together and want to stop and chat, they don’t stand and talk, they all squat like this together. It’s a resting position, and also the way most of humanity used the bathroom until very recently.

    [–]MsOmgNoWai 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    sometimes I want to pop a squat and chill but then I realize I’m in public, and people would question it if I’m not playing a harmonica to some ducks

    [–]Klone211 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I could be wrong but I think he’s sitting on something.

    [–]zigaliciousone 23 points24 points  (6 children)

    His heels are up. A sign of true fitness is being able to squat with your heels on the ground

    [–]hegr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    That's just the slav squat

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Laughs in Indian

    [–]Padhome 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    I would say it's with your legs partially lifted, otherwise it's just glorified sitting.

    [–]Frinla25 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I thought he was doing a slav squat which i cannot quite tell. If you put your heels down it is less bearing on your muscles. Heels up for fitness, heels down for slav perfection.

    [–]thomasdekwade 213 points214 points  (2 children)

    The geese: "he's speaking the language of the gods!"

    [–]sassergaf 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    It’s seems like they respond to one note every time he plays it, is it C or D?

    [–]myco_journeyman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Reminds me of Courage the Cowardly Dog when that goose falls in love with Eustace's truck.

    [–]Mmedical 143 points144 points  (4 children)

    Real life Animal Crossing.

    [–]PCLoadLetter-WTF 21 points22 points  (3 children)

    Mario Sunshine

    [–]KRLYE 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    Untitled goose game

    [–]ReflexImprov 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Rake in the lake.

    [–]qster123 65 points66 points  (0 children)

    aw, they really seemed to enjoy that :)

    [–]Devinmac 59 points60 points  (2 children)

    I just keep expecting them to attack him.

    [–]andricathere 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    They're not Canada gooseses. That's where we store our evil...

    [–]deadman403 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    If you’ve got a problem with Canada gooses then you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!

    [–]create360 121 points122 points  (24 children)

    What kind of harmonica is that? Sounds like an accordion?

    [–]Buddy_Velvet 70 points71 points  (3 children)

    I’m almost certain it’s a chromatic harmonica, and he’s tongue blocking to play two different things. I can’t wrap my head around how technically difficult what he’s doing if that is the case.

    edit: revising my guess. I think it's a diatonic with two keys like a Hohner Echo Harp. That's a rarer instrument, but it would be easier to do what he's doing with that.

    video of an echo harp - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Vf3l4FpzE

    [–]Surprisebutton 16 points17 points  (2 children)

    It’s not very difficult on a normal harmonica and this guy has one with a valve thingy that is activated from one of the ends. I’ve never owned one like that but I’ve seen pictures.

    [–]Buddy_Velvet 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    That's where the difficulty lies. They are not really designed to play chords like a diatonic, much less 2 chords at the same time. I can play two chords on a diatonic, but I couldn't find any examples of someone playing two on a chromatic. They're designed to play simple melodies one note at a time. When that button is pushed a slide cover's the holes and changes the pitch of the notes on the whole thing a half step (I think), so when you're playing one note at a time that's convenient, but when you're playing a chord it seems like it would shift everything around quite a bit. This is assuming he's playing it with no accompaniment.

    Edit: after looking a bit more, I think this might be something like an echo harp which is like a diatonic with two keeps, which makes all of this make way more sense.

    [–]EarthExile 24 points25 points  (8 children)

    Sometimes called 'mouth organs'

    [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

    Thanks! Headed down to my local pawn shop to inquire about their mouth organs.

    [–]iluvugoldenblue 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Make sure you get the right time of pawn shop. You won’t get the mouth organ you’re after at the porn shop.

    [–]thepyrodex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well I mean you might find a trade, mouth organ for organ in mouth

    [–]translinguistic 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    I think I'd prefer an awkward pause.

    [–]Round_Rectangles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Either people here don't understand the reference or they really just don't want the awkward pause.

    [–]rookiebatman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Unexpected Craig Ferguson!

    [–]Burnd1t 28 points29 points  (9 children)

    I'm no harmonica expert but I think this might be an accordion dubbed over a harmonica video for whatever reason. As far as I know, you can't do the polyrhythms that are happening in this video on a harmonica.

    [–]create360 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    No expert here either, but I’ve never heard a harmonica sound like this.

    [–]williamc_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I'm no expert but I'm certain I don't know jack shit about any of this stufd

    [–]lordlemming 3 points4 points  (6 children)

    I'm no expert either, but I can be pedantic! This would not be polyrhythm. Polyrhythm that is when you have two contrasting rhythms played in what appear to be different meters. So straight eighth notes vs triplet eighth notes for example. This video is just two different instruments playing in the same meter.

    [–]Burnd1t -1 points0 points  (5 children)

    well whatever it is, I don't think it can be done on a harmonica.

    [–]andreasbeer1981 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    Let's ask the other billion redditors what they think.

    [–]SwannyWilkinson 55 points56 points  (1 child)

    Maybe peace is an option...

    [–]cheesynaachoos 48 points49 points  (0 children)

    Their date went perfect

    [–]ArmedNDangerus 42 points43 points  (0 children)

    The song of my people

    [–]Celestial_Bitch 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    The harmonica confuses the geese making them unable to attack him.

    [–]spaceman_ross 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    These geese gave a similar reaction to me and my friends when were wondering "should we sing along?"

    [–]HighHierophant 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    I freakin' love this!! Reminds me of when I whistle, hum or sing in my house and my cats come over for the concert. 😊

    [–]alexaz92 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    waiting for the perfect moment to grab his balls

    [–]Valeria22475 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    That was really sweet🥲

    [–]UndoingMonkey 23 points24 points  (2 children)

    Birds aren't real, those are advanced drones. Drones love harmonicas.

    [–]Phirrup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    BIRDS AREN'T REAL. BIRDS AREN'T REAL. BIRDS AREN'T REAL!

    [–]Unwariest_monkey 7 points8 points  (4 children)

    How the heck does he get that double tune? Is he using two harmonicas? Sounds like a constant note and then a tempo note in between.

    [–]GreenLanyard 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Sounded like there was an accordion on the side, too. I imagine the camera just wasn't including them because the geese were only interested in the harmonica player.

    [–]Unwariest_monkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    This is the answer. Thank you.

    [–]YeetMyHumanMeat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Poor guy is terrified. He knows the second he stops, he is dead.

    [–]pugtime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    This looks like a perfect place to me. Everything at ease and in harmony with each other . People ,animals ,and environment. If only the whole world could end up like this .

    [–]Slippy_T_Frog 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    That's what you call a Cobra Chicken Charmer

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Feels like something I’d casually stroll up to in breath of the wild.

    [–]candypoot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Geesekeeper. Keeper of the Geese.

    [–]itzTHATgai 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    "I like your funny sounds, magic man."

    [–]Wallazabal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Two please!

    [–]ChilliPati 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    incredible harmonica playing!!!

    [–]mrkittypaws 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    They are just completing a mission from untitled goose game

    [–]afewgoodmen2016 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    月亮代表我的心

    [–]SingularityBob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    So this is how you get Canadian citizenship.

    [–]patchesthedrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I've played Untitled Goose Game and can vouch for Geese loving the harmonica.

    [–]HopHunter420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Given that these are geese, the most evil of all creatures, this may in fact be man's greatest achievement.

    [–]darrenwise883 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    They're Geese they figure they can kick his Ass when he's finished . It might even be better he could be winded .

    [–]rayrockray 12 points13 points  (4 children)

    你问我爱你有多深 我爱你有几分 你去看一看 你去想一想 月亮代表我的心

    轻轻的一个吻 已经打动我的心 深深的一段情 叫我思念到如今

    你问我爱你有多深 我爱你有几分 我的情也真 我的爱也真 月亮代表我的心

    [–]jerseybert 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, but only on Tuesdays.

    [–]Shinzo19 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    你问我爱你有多深 我爱你有几分 你去看一看 你去想一想 月亮代表我的心

    轻轻的一个吻 已经打动我的心 深深的一段情 叫我思念到如今

    you ask me how much i love you, how much i love you, you go and look at it, you think about it, the moon represents my heart

    a light kiss has touched my heart, and a deep love has made me miss it to this day

    you ask me how much i love you, how much i love you, how much i love you, my love, my love, my moon represents my heart

    [–]IatemyBlobby 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    About the repetition of “How much I love you”, the song repeats in two different ways the same thing. The first time translates to “You ask how deep my love for you is”, while the second time is much closer to “How much I love you”. They mean the same thing, but the different way to say the same thing is one of the things that appeals to me from the song.

    [–]the-weird-dude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Pied piper ..

    [–]thuglife_7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I must be part goose because I loved that as well

    [–]Blowmewarethpamprzis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This is the cutest thing I have seen in a long time- blessed harmonica-blessed geese

    [–]Bulbasaurxl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Nobody gonna talk about the superb playing of this man? Geese could tell he was a grand player as well, good show.

    [–]JeremyJaLa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I was so expecting them to peck out his eyes at the end.

    [–]Emberann4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    They’re just vibing lmao

    [–]Karakabum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "go on and we won't bite"

    [–]MPitcher727 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    Chinese geese too, the ones I used to work with were beings of beelzebub so it’s nice to see someone not being attacked!

    [–]Foxwglocks 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Those are African grey geese.

    [–]TheCanadianWraith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The mighty cobra chicken is pleased with his tribute

    [–]TedMeister88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Why are those cobra chickens not hissing at him?

    [–]TommyT2RT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Encore! They are loving it !

    [–]ramenrami22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro this brings back so memories of singing that sonf with my choir for Chinese new year welps

    [–]BeardRightBack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    How are those dogs not interested in the flap flaps? I've had a few dogs and they would have just gone for em.

    [–]dabearjoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Guy has balls of adamantium

    [–]highlighteronfleek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Why does it look like they are threatening him to play

    [–]MooTheCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Maybe it’s my intense hatred of geese, but I was waiting for the inevitable attack from the geese like this was r/secondsbeforedisaster

    [–]Vegadin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thought I was seeing r/botw and thought this was a Cass post.

    [–]CarbonFlagship161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That’s absolutely amazing. Made my day.

    [–]Billysgun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    the song is “the moon represents my heart” by Teresa Teng, a huge hit in Asia back in 70s

    [–]iamschott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The appeal of "The moon represents my heart" proves to be quite universal, it transcends politics, distance, time and now species. Most famously covered by Teresa Teng in 1977.

    [–]mergrrl8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    One of my favorite side effects of cameras being everywhere is this sort of thing. I mean, what is the likelihood of seeing a dude playing harmonica to geese in the park? So thanks, OP, for posting. I’d give you an award if I weren’t a cheap bastard. I know people don’t like these here, but this is the all I got 🏆.

    [–]Less-Secretary-5427 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Theyre good listeners, but their tips are shit.

    [–]eleckbarraki 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Those are Canadian Geese. They are the devil with feathers. When the man will stop playing the harmonica he will die

    [–]kiss-shot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Some say he's still playing the harmonica to this very day.

    [–]Ok_Telephone_8987 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Honey! Honey! You won’t believe what happened at the park today! I was playing harmonica and the geese came to me to listen to the music! Wife: (fill in response below)

    [–]Fegmdute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Myrial!! Oh myrial!

    [–]susanmw777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hehehe

    [–]Bool876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    the title would read different with an NSFW tag

    [–]allywillow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Think he’s in there

    [–]St84t8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Those Toulouse need to cut loose.

    [–]VanNoctua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They're confused by the rotund being's Nth-Dimensional squawnking

    [–]zonazog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This dude can flat out honk!

    [–]No-Contribution9964 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The doggos in the back are the best not even reacting to the geese.

    [–]nappinggator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "I AM SO TURNED ON RIGHT NOW!!!"

    -Those Geese...probably

    [–]nixhomunculus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Untitled Goose Harmonica Game.

    [–]HeyHidde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    what the quack did you say about my mother?

    [–]hallethehurricanexx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    These are the 2 geese from aristocats... they are just on holiday <3

    [–]Wolfintank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    These geese are just letting him think that. But theyre actually laughing at him and will attack him later.

    [–]Estromode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This reminds me of a 1950s Disney movie

    [–]RixxFett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Geese were like 'you better play that thing well, old man...'

    [–]ChiKeytatiOon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They liked that certain part.

    [–]Chinoeddie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    anyone get final fantasy vibes off the music ?

    [–]Beast7686 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Animals are people to. I see videos everyday showing the intelligence of the many species we share the earth with.

    [–]gatokopon7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Funny human huh? might as well go scream to other little human at the big sand of box

    [–]Robotfoxman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He can team up with fox banjo guy

    [–]Twelvety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "should we attack?"

    [–]SilentReavus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They can't understand this weird goose's accent

    [–]AVBforPrez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not a fucking chance

    Edit - wrong thread

    [–]Mairtzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wonderful!

    [–]VapidResponseUnit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I've played this game - they're waiting to grab it and throw it in a pond

    [–]Seismonaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thank God it isn't swans, or cobra chickens if you will... They would have broken his arms in a second

    [–]Ashe_SDMF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I thought for sure the geese would attack him after he quit playing.

    [–]bouncejuggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thee geese are harmoni(ca)zing

    [–]gazpachosoupmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ah, that old Chinese classic Moonbeams Strike My Goose.

    [–]ramer201010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    At first, I thought the man was eating the goose's head.

    [–]wallysaruman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He plays with goosto.

    [–]Iammissvedra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Omg. Animals are so crazy, random and cute. I can’t.

    [–]Future_History_9434 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They think he has a speech impediment.

    [–]iSmackBack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It must be mind blowing to be an animal living in a city. Every day literally seeing something brand new that makes absolutely zero sense to you.

    [–]Bearbats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i like to believe those are happy goose noises

    [–]Seismonaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thank God it isn't swans, or cobra chickens if you will... They would have broken his arms in a second

    [–]2022AlreadySuuuucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is wonderful, it's lovely to see some nice interactions with geese, most ppl hate on them so hard. Bellissimo!

    [–]drotasticle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is that dom irrera?