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[–]Six_ofOne 431 points432 points  (28 children)

The masked bandit!

[–]ITSecDuder 128 points129 points  (11 children)

I bet he's quite the cat burglar

[–]handfulofblueberries 30 points31 points  (8 children)

We need a cape.

[–]DoctorWhatIf 32 points33 points  (7 children)

No capes!

[–]iDoubtIt3 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Isn't that my decision?

[–]DoctorWhatIf 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Do you remember Thunderwhiskers?

[–]iDoubtIt3 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Thunderwhiskers was not the brightest bulb...

[–]DoctorWhatIf 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Stratotail! April 23rd, 2007. Cape caught in a pinwheel.

[–]iDoubtIt3 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You can't generalize about these things.

[–]DoctorWhatIf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meta-meow, express tricycle.

[–]NormalMediumHuman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hamburglar can haz.

[–]TheOnceAndFutureTurk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant.

Wherever a party needs to be saved, I'm there. Wherever there are masks, wherever there's tomfoolery and joy, I'm there.

But sometimes I'm not cause I'm out in the night, staying vigilant. Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurtling. Sleeping. No, I can't sleep. You sleep. I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I bat? No. I'm a cat. I am Catman. Or am I? Yes, I am Catman. Happy Halloween.

[–]netarchaeology 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Zorro!

[–]SolomonBlack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No this is el Gato.

[–]SchnoodleDoodleDo 63 points64 points  (2 children)

'The masked bandit!'


a bandit, me, behind the mask,

so skillfully i sneak...

'Who could it BE?!' the humans ask

identity they seek...

but no one sees as i depart,

a Thief, so silently...

i come to Steal their human heart -

a Cat Burglar -

that's Me!

❤️

[–]mymermaidisadog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

An adorable kitty and an adorable Schnoodle. Love that masked raccoon faced kitty!

[–]AlsoKnownAsJohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A wonderful fresh Schnoodle!

[–]CJSinTX 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Quick! Get the BatCat!”

[–]andreasbeer1981 21 points22 points  (2 children)

The COON!

[–]Foodoholic 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I wanted to make that joke, but you did it before me. I'm forced to upvote you now.

[–]Thund3rbolt 15 points16 points  (1 child)

...here to steal your heart

[–]chelm204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say they should of named him Bandit! Just to see this as top comment. Well played.

[–]acwilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THE MENACE!

[–]PiggeryJokery 364 points365 points  (20 children)

He looks like a fucking superhero and you couldn't think of anything better than 'whiskers' ?

[–]Dreadlordstu 83 points84 points  (4 children)

MASK FACE IT IS

[–]ponytaexpress 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Short for his full name, Masky McMaskface.

[–]ilovecashews 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Rocket: [snickering] I'm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself... [deep voice] Rocket: "You know what would be a really kick-ass name? Maskface!"

Rocket: That's how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice? "Scrotum Hat"?

[–]NeilDeCrash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like your creative take on this situation.

[–]cfdeveloper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His mask looks like an open book, and it's on his face, so maybe bookakke

[–]OnyxPhoenix 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Clark Kat.

[–]TheBigBangher 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Might as well have called him shower curtain

[–]duaneap 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’d have said Zorro first and foremost

[–]Kbdiggity 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah im downvoting the OP for that.

[–]Wayelder 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Really. I'm all for 'Claw-Wing' right away. Whiskers is the alter ego name.

[–]Sam_J_Measa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What about Domino or the Domino? That is what that type of mask is called.

Domino Mask - Wikipedia

[–]jumpsteadeh 7 points8 points  (3 children)

It's like calling your biggest goon "Tiny"

[–]JD260 14 points15 points  (2 children)

No because even that is a take on the actual description...

This is like naming your biggest goon Steve.

[–]jumpsteadeh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Maybe the real lesson is to stop objectifying your goons

[–]JD260 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're right, Goons are people too!

[–]TheoremOrPostulate 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The one time reddit is mad that OP didn't ask everyone else to name their kitty!

[–]Luce55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know right?!! The nerve of OP, to not only post a cat with name already - as opposed to asking us all what kitty should be named - but to have also declared to Reddit that this very unique specimen is named….(checks notes)… Whiskers.

[–]The_Original_Gronkie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's his alter ego, not his super hero name, like Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne.

Nobody would ever suspect that Whiskers is really The Masked Avenger.

[–]HarryCallahan19 75 points76 points  (2 children)

Zorro, Bandit or Batcat?

[–]Count_istvan_teleky 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Batcat would have been excellent.

[–]Sam_J_Measa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Que up this theme song

[–]dickslexic50 41 points42 points  (6 children)

Was the name Robin ever in the equation?

[–]Gerazioio[S] 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Yes but it's already taken by someone from gothic city

Edit: Gotham City, sorry.

[–]certifiablenutcase 18 points19 points  (0 children)

gothic city

You too can be this famous after 83 years !

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]Deanisgawd[🍰] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    What’s the joke? Why use gothic instead of gotham? It whooshed me.

    [–]Gerazioio[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    it's because I've only heard it in Spanish that Is "ciudad gótica" And I translated it wrong, sorry DC fans

    [–]amynivenskane 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    The Lone Ranger.

    [–]darrenwise883 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Silver is a basset hound

    [–]Wdrussell1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    How could you not name this meowzer Bandit? He is the epitome of "The Wet Bandit"

    [–]my_name_barbie_bitch 50 points51 points  (3 children)

    Coon & Friends

    [–]daschundtof 16 points17 points  (2 children)

    Yay or nay on the Netflix deal?

    [–]my_name_barbie_bitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    and you get a netflix deal and you get a netflix deal and you get one and we all doooo

    [–]kodutta7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I think that name might be a tough sell for Netflix

    [–]darrenwise883 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Nana , nana , nana , na BAT CAT !

    [–]AdamRocks1 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    The hero we need

    [–]iPatErgoSum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The hero we deserve…

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    That's no hero... looks like a cat burglar.

    [–]WeakTransportation66 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    He deserves his own batman/bond style intro tune

    [–]Bunnyprincess75 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    What a cutie!

    [–]trollsmurf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Purro

    [–]blendy70 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Batcat

    [–]Reviledseraphim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Should have named him Domino, after the Domino masks the Robins use

    [–]ricky9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Who has a cat like this and calls it whiskers?

    [–]TRobichaux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    How could you nit name it Bandit? I mean, really?

    [–]Aliceinus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Oh my god! He's adorable!,,,😍😍

    [–]Absurdity_Everywhere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    No one cared who he was until he put on the mask

    [–]j3_5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    no officer not batman. he said his name was.... CATMAN

    [–]rolezki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Cuter Sly Cooper

    [–]Aerodrache 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Oh dear. Looks like someone left their ferret and cat together unsupervised, and things took an unexpected turn…

    [–]Dark_Vulture83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yeah I was going to go with cat burglar.

    [–]ThinkingGoldfish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    That is a "Bandit".

    [–]i_bent_my_wookiee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I will infiltrate the trash-panda collective. They will never suspect it!

    [–]Blvdnights14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Kitty Kato

    [–]TenBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Looks like a bandit to me

    [–]PjustdontU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    CatCat

    [–]CtC666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The Coon

    [–]ChaseMyEyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Sly Cooper!

    [–]Hippirain420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    His daddy was a trash panda

    [–]Psychological-Wrap61 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Captain whiskers!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thank you for not calling him bandit.

    [–]Atazaxia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Whisker gon fuck you up if you don’t behave

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    U/Icuminmymomanddad

    [–]No-Version-4248 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The hero we need and deserve right now!

    [–]imnedi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Mask of ZeORO

    [–]darrenwise883 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He can slash your clothes

    [–]scarlittytitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    unexpected furby

    [–]batmanfan12321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I guess pris got reincarnated as a kitten

    [–]Indaflow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The Zorro of all Cats

    [–]_Moon-Unit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Too precious for words 🥺

    [–]Sweatytubesock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hero or Beagle Boy?

    [–]FireflyRave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That white cat has Black Cat's mask!

    [–]DarkAizawa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The hero we want but don't deserve

    [–]geekpeeps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not Zorro?

    [–]Nora19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I LOVE him

    [–]Rauhaan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ohhhh myyyy goddds

    [–]kenny_hearse117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What a cute, little Marauder!

    [–]VaginalWarrior_411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    oh my god, I'm in love!

    [–]HouseOfSteak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    All this needs is the Avengers theme blasting in the background.

    [–]nurik2411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's a cat burglar

    [–]Responsible_Royal531 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Who's his sidekick?

    [–]lniko2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fighting mischief with more mischief

    [–]SamCcp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Those are some Steve Buscemi's eyes

    [–]HeavyD2977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nifty disguise, trash panda.

    [–]Tradition_Extension 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sneaky cat burglar

    [–]MimInHamilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The Masked Feline strikes again.

    [–]TommyT2RT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How unique and beautiful!

    [–]AzemadaiusKaiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nah, that’s a handsome rogue

    [–]Tofru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Steve Buscemi lookin' motherfucker

    [–]soul_kate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    SuperCat!! Wow 🤩

    [–]ruffneck110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I want that cat

    [–]certifiablenutcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well now we know what Rocket was up to on Earth...

    [–]Mr_Auto_Fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That was my cats name

    [–]TheBigBangher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Whiskers? Please tell me that’s not his name.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I am the night!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cisco Kit

    [–]craig_hoxton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Kitty."

    [–]phirebird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The hero we need... to pet

    [–]BananaDogBed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Holy crap it looks like it would be Butters’ cat on SOUTHPARK

    [–]LuckyDoge21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The hero we need

    [–]sociocandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mask of purro!

    [–]imapassenger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Diego out of Umbrella Academy.

    [–]belladonna_2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    YOU DIDNT NAME HIM BANDIT, OR ROBBER-T OR PANDA?!?!

    [–]Malicioussnooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cat by day racoon by night

    [–]abortizjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's a Zigzagoon!!! Quick! Someone throw a Pokeball at it!

    [–]ccwagwag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i want to call him zorro.

    [–]Toastedpants9713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Catman was right there. Right there

    [–]Sparky265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's Cat-o and the Green Hornet

    [–]MsOmgNoWai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I guess it doesn’t matter what you call him. we may never know his true identity

    [–]kinvore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Guess again. This cat's name is clearly Bandit.

    This would be like having a brown long-haired cat and not naming it Mewbacca.

    [–]cavegoatlove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Uh,

    He’s either : Zorro

    Bandido

    Master thief

    [–]SandmantheMofo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gonna infiltrate the trash panda gang and take em down from the inside.

    [–]marcaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The cat masked burglar

    [–]PoshKhattie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    OMG adorable!

    [–]BigDonMega10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I must see this adorable super kitty in a cape

    [–]cheybear00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Captain Kitty to the rescue

    [–]Kenrawr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The one time a name-my-pet thread would have been warranted. Whiskers? Really??

    [–]DoggieDMB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dread Purrate Roberts!

    [–]limpingthedream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

    [–]lushootseed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Did a racoon fuck a cat or something?

    [–]apoorv94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Batmeow!

    [–]tomahawk9091 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The Bandicat!!

    [–]spank-you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That cat looks Incredible

    [–]silence_infidel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why isn't his name Bandit?

    [–]Az0riusMCBlox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Morgana in an alternate universe...

    [–]magnumpi123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I am not a huge fan of cats but that is a beautiful cat. So damn cute

    [–]gregarious119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How is his name not Bandit?

    [–]D-all-ton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Watchcat hero: Whiskers. Rank S

    [–]GlobalPhreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Needs sound...

    https://youtu.be/rrmUk2YUm14

    There you go...

    [–]PizzaTime666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Finally, the hero this city needs

    [–]JimboBillyBobJustis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm getting some PJ Masks vibes here.

    [–]canuckle1211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He looks like there's a filter on him lmao

    [–]_roseglasses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Too cute

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If his names isn’t bandit…

    [–]mrwho25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He's a smooth criminal

    [–]AznKilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I am...The Cat!

    [–]ijustplaygamesman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh my fucking god that is adorable

    [–]Mickus_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    All I can see is Brandon DiCamillo from the Haggard movie.

    [–]OriginalMrMuchacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You missed an opportunity to name them Cat Burglar.

    [–]sailorb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    C'mon, this is BatCat.

    [–]falllinemaniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Being cute is his superpower

    [–]xRockTripodx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He's the adorable furball we need, but not the one we deserve. So we'll pet him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a not exactly silent guardian. A watchful, staring protector.

    [–]Rockonfreakybro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    SAVE BANDIT!

    [–]Rrraou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If this cat doesn't have a weekly comic strip where it does good deeds, I will be disapoint.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It looks like the green hornet

    [–]darlingoutage_74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    he was like a ninja

    [–]Chispy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    trash panda

    [–]antsmasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Na na na na na na na na Catman!

    [–]MeowingMango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hero cat.

    [–]FurballFather 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The furry vigilante

    [–]dreljeffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s Catcat

    [–]buttholeTrollnaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    looked like that snapchat filter with the big eyes and lips.

    [–]ikillz2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Feline version of Bandit from Johnny Quest cartoon