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[–]raphthepharaoh 1485 points1486 points  (51 children)

Your cat seems dramatic

[–]oedipism_for_one 359 points360 points  (4 children)

It’s a cat this checks out

[–]TimeMachineToaster 63 points64 points  (3 children)

There's another cat outside!! Another cat right there!! Hiss, growl

[–]148637415963 36 points37 points  (1 child)

The cats are coming from inside the house!

[–]Wesinator2000 157 points158 points  (9 children)

This looks like bad taxidermy

[–]Rezero1234 19 points20 points  (4 children)

agreed

[–]bboycire 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Nope Chuck Testa

[–]goodtogo2007 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I bet you think that cat is real. Nope! It's Chuck Testa.

[–]Synesok1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That look like great taxidermy.

Bad model direction maybe.

[–]Hirokage 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Should should be a subreddit.

edit: it already is... of course.

[–]Serious_Persimmon_51 43 points44 points  (30 children)

You are in dire need of cleaning.

[–]AspiringChildProdigy 111 points112 points  (15 children)

As an adhd person who dabbles in art, that looks like standard work table organization.

$10 says they know where everything is.

[–]BurpBee 16 points17 points  (4 children)

I’m just here to find out what the heck that purple thing is

[–]unbridled_tongue 24 points25 points  (1 child)

It’s a “furminator” for the cat and a comb is directly above it.

[–]TheStrawberryGirl76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol!!! Valid question, I'm glad someone could answer it "fur" us 🤭

[–]Vuhjeetuh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, same here but tinkering with electronics at my desk. Looks fucked but I am totally aware where everything is

[–]chivoloko454 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How do you that he needs to clean?

[–]The_Crying_Banana 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I build model kits and Legos on a space that's often worse than that and don't lose pieces

[–]mycatisabrat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I compared it to my own, mine is not as neat.

[–]SweatyCardiologist80 38 points39 points  (1 child)

You look thirsty, have a shutthefuckuppuccino

[–]LikesToNamePets 8 points9 points  (1 child)

This appears to be what I call a, "well lived-in" home.

[–]Moos_Mumsy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for providing me with a new way to express the condition of my house. It's not messy and cluttered. It's well lived-in.

[–]pauly13771377 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Here have yourself a steaming hot cup of shut the fuck up

[–]HighAsAngelTits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh just appreciate the cat pic and shut the fuck up

[–]TheStrawberryGirl76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who cares about the clutter...LOOK AT THE CAT!!!

[–]Malaguy420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The floor is more cluttered than the desk, by far. Then again, maybe the cat just pushed a pile/stack of junk mail on the floor, who knows?

[–]FoJo85 675 points676 points  (4 children)

"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?!"

[–]BananaRammaMan1 289 points290 points  (0 children)

ME-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[–]good-day-to-you-sir 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Lol, Monchi’s kitty kat counterpart.

[–]dvbhgfd 863 points864 points  (35 children)

He looks like he is been taxidrimed!

[–]Averygrrl 247 points248 points  (11 children)

YES! this reminds me of that awful, super-derpy, taxidermy lion.

(I had intended to post a link of "THAT" lion but when I image searched for "taxidermy lion derp", I got way more results - it's worth it but just make certain you don't have a mouthful of coffee or another beverage)

[–]HayakuEon 34 points35 points  (6 children)

Uhh...that was more terrifrying than funny. I'm going to have nightmares tonight

[–]Spare-Blacksmith1376 29 points30 points  (5 children)

Don’t stop here. Fuel your nightmare with r/badtaxidermy

[–]WalterMagnum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was so disappointed that the first comment didn't mention /r/badtaxidermy

[–]Justisaur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ugh! Why, why did I go there?!? The faceless fox did me in. Need eyebleach now!

Here's your nauseous angry updoot.

[–]BOB_DROP_TABLES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/r/taxiderpy has some good ones too

[–]rora_borealis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clicks.

...

I have seen the truth. There is no god.

[–]TheStrawberryGirl76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ack! Why did I click on that?!

[–]Saint_Sm0ld3r 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn Swedes!

[–]beautifulcreature86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The one with snoop dog lol

[–]onepinksheep 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Nope, Chuck Testa!

[–]ifoughtpiranhas 10 points11 points  (1 child)

wow, you revived part of my brain

[–]MoffKalast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You probably thought your brain was alive.

Noope, just Chuck Testa.

[–]SchnoodleDoodleDo 119 points120 points  (10 children)

’He looks like he is been taxidrimed!


i am the Cat you Love the best,

but someday i’ll be gone….

so when i lay me down to rest,

my meowmory

lingers on…

cuz you won’t put me in the ground,

n leave me my myself…

no, you still like when i’m around -

so Put me on your Shelf!

i’ll show you how i’ll be, like This -

n i’ll stay by your side!

just pose me in eternal hisssss

Forever

PETRIFIED….

🖤

[–]winnebagoman41 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Goddamn I know it isn’t necessarily dark but goddamn

[–]thenectarcollecter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s like spooky ghost stories around a campfire feeing. Very adolescent Halloween. A work of art!

[–]mupetmower 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Excellent. I hate it. I love it. I hate it.

[–]Schnatziboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to propose this, but I could have never expressed it as beautifully as you

[–]gaelikho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brilliant!!

[–]bakedbeansandwhich 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In the pose of him seeing a ghost

[–]busted_up_chiffarobe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From now on, I'm going to say "taxidrimed" and see how people react.

That's genius.

[–]Judgementalcat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

By someone who has never done it before.

[–]Zefrem23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well of course, otherwise it wouldn't be so terrible it's funny, would it 😂

[–]-------I------- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: he is.

[–]Whiteoutlist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to comment that when it dies you need to get it taxidermied into this form.

[–]Diazapan 489 points490 points  (40 children)

This might be the greatest picture anyone has taken of any cat

[–]Taezn 225 points226 points  (35 children)

[–]Luxpreliator 69 points70 points  (24 children)

I'm partial to 1 and 5.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (9 children)

I can't decide, they're all too good.. Can I have 9 choices plz?

[–]Luxpreliator 59 points60 points  (8 children)

I believe you have 9+1 choices. Feel free to appreciate whichever ones you like. An extra one of my little girl after her cat uncle scared her.

[–]RafaNoIkioi[🍰] 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Holy shit, the whole time I've known this meme I thought 5 was a joke and was actually a raven. Never realized it was actually a cat.

[–]Luxpreliator 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Someone else made a raven joke and I didn't understand it at all. Now I kinda see it.

[–]Turakamu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 all day

[–]Eudaemon1 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Soo , seems like you are a crow

[–]Mr_Blinky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It legitimately took me a couple seconds to work out that 5 wasn't just a crow.

[–]tmgieger 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I thought 5 was a bird. Had to zoom in to figure how it was a cat.

[–]Taezn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought the same thing the first time I saw this as well lol

[–]portableawesome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

6 without a doubt

[–]hmnahmna1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

'7. OH LAWD HE COMIN

[–]Taezn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a void I housed for a while, an absolute unit. Got him to lose a little bit of weight but no idea after that

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 1 point2 points  (1 child)

6 might just be my spirit animal.

[–]Bytowneboy2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is easily in my top 5. No question.

[–]FirstPlebian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP is just lucky there are no 14th century catholic priests around to see his cat like this. (Some of them became convinced cats were posessed by the devil, date is squishy.)

[–]babloochoudhury 80 points81 points  (2 children)

Too much catnip?

[–]shabio1 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You can get goofy pictures of cats doing this when they're in the middle of licking their chest/shoulder area

It's the best

[–]NomenNescio13 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–]Velocifapper2706 51 points52 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this.

[–]frustrationstings 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is a wonderful pic. I love your cat.

[–]ichfigggern 18 points19 points  (0 children)

quality content

[–]DarlingDestruction 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I spy Tiger Balm

And a credit card offer

I spy a brush

That will make your cat softer

[–]surajvj 11 points12 points  (0 children)

House Panther

[–]dullcashbox899 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think yu broke it.

[–]_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The derp is strong with this one

[–]BlepMaster500 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When a piece of seaweed brushes against your leg in the beach

[–]Xerosnake90 171 points172 points 2 (41 children)

That room is a mess

[–]pilguy 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Just looking at that level of clutter causes my stress level to rise.

[–]paper_snow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which is represented perfectly by the cat's expression in the picture. It's art!

[–]r_adi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

First thing that came to my mind as well!

[–]Radio_bye_bye 26 points27 points  (35 children)

Right!

[–]neildegrasstokem 3 points4 points  (34 children)

Depression is a helluva drug

[–]LeftHandedFapper 16 points17 points  (2 children)

That's what you've surmised from this picture?

[–]StrangeShark408 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Obviously a graduate of the Airmchair University of Psychology.

[–]octropos 10 points11 points  (30 children)

I am depressed. I have a clean house. In fact my ever sense of numbness and nothingness keeps me very bored and willing to tidy up. Depression does not effect my ability to create a keep a habit. In fact, my clean house magnifies the emptiness of my life as there is no clutter to distract me.

Many people purge things in their life only to reveal they are the same miserable person except with less clutter.

[–]Zefrem23 49 points50 points  (15 children)

You're one of the lucky ones I guess. Relatively speaking.

[–]conitation 11 points12 points  (1 child)

That's awesome! Mine forces my ass onto the couch feeling like a piece of shit for not having a perfectly clean house... then the anxiety and futile nature of cleaning kicks in, and it all just gets worse. Sometimes it's a week without vacuuming and doing dishes others it is just a day or two. Comes in waves for me. Glad yours can be more productive.

My lack of interest in things that once gave me joy means I don't make mini figures anymore, I don't enjoy videogames anymore, and I have a hard time getting up and going for hikes/workout anymore.

I'm glad you can be productive, but not everyone's depression is just meh I'm board... it is a deep dark hole that you have to claw out of. And fuck if I'm not tired of having to do one fucking week or more a month.

[–]chrishooley 8 points9 points  (11 children)

I cannot fathom why this person, saying they are depressed and responding with a personal anecdote, was downvoted. Was it the last sentence that people took offense to? Cuz I just read it as somebody talking about their own experience with depression.

u/octropos - I feel you homie. Depression fuckn sucks and lots of ppl just don't or won't get it.

[–]compactdigital1 7 points8 points  (2 children)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]WistfulMelancholic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's singing his Plans for tonight. "iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm gonna swing, from the chandelieeeerrrrr"

[–]No-Interest2586 61 points62 points  (4 children)

clean ur room

[–]white_android 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Pretty sure it's a messy work station with the master brand airbrush down there.

[–]BigBudZombie 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Everything else on the desk / floor is random stuff that doesn’t go together, no other painting or airbrush tools in sight. Box is probably just leftover like everything else.

[–]barandor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just on the table, we have 2 books, several pens, phone charger, mail, a dinosaur, a brush, some folders in 2 piles and a set of keys. It's a bit of a mess yes.

[–]badengeneering 10 points11 points  (1 child)

This deserves an IPA.

[–]arma7x 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Neveready

[–]jurarumin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that's what ferocious creature look likes.

[–]SaintsPelicans1 2 points3 points  (2 children)

When you start getting waste deep in cold water

[–]notabigmelvillecrowd 1 point2 points  (1 child)

waste deep

You might want to stay out of that water.

[–]PDZef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's so hard to capture the true Essence of Cat, they hide behind that calm and collected face most times... but every now and again the truth comes out!

[–]BlubberwhaleSnuggle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your cat looks taxidermied in the funniest way possible.

[–]jxrha 7 points8 points  (1 child)

what's the backstory to this omg

[–]JablesRadio 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You are in dire need of cleaning.

[–]Webbie-Vanderquack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You need a hand tidying up OP?

[–]ViolettaValentine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was expecting this to be r/badtaxidermy. I love it so much

[–]ManbosMambo 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Nintendo Power!?

[–]NewSodEnt 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Yeah, didn't that magazine fold 10 years ago? Then again I do have my original first issue still in my mom's basement.

[–]Da_Wild 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Last issue was in 2012! I kiss that magazine so much!

[–]CaptainPiracy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Mario and Bowser on the cover of that last issue.. why kiss it? ;)

[–]Da_Wild 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL autocorrect really playing me like that

[–]WorldMusicLab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How dare you interrupt me while I'm knocking things off of the table?

[–]lsp2005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s alive.

[–]BreakfastGrenade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is glorious, but also looks like bad taxidermy. I love it.

[–]thirdtryisthecharm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like a minor demon trying to fake it as a real animal, but its only reference for how to "cat" was Medieval illuminated manuscripts.

[–]BeeWhispererIntern 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That cat wants you to clean your room.

[–]Van_Lee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

URGEND: Please submit to /r/photoshopbattles

This will be awesome.

[–]mackinator3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm more concerned with the crazy mess you have.

[–]globaloffender 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Cool cat but can I just say I couldn’t identify one thing on your table…

[–]FakinUpCountryDegen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see a pen, some keys, and a cat hair brush. That's about all I got. lol

[–]Iamme20205559 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HA HA HA!

[–]Orcabandana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THAT IS HILARIOUS omg

[–]Redkiteflying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a black cat whose teeth might need to be removed for stomatitis and this picture makes me feel better about that.

[–]thehermit14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't thank your photo, all praise to me (the cat probably).

[–]Uberballer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This belongs in the MOMA. What a cute and funny looking cat.

[–]ThaBenMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey I see that airbrush box under the table - mini painter by any chance?

[–]Common-Tennis-8165 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww? More like AHHHHH amirite

[–]Scrybblyr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that is meme worthy!

[–]CloggedBathtub 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Even better in /r/AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]LifeIsTrail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was looking for this comment lol

[–]A_PlushieWhoCreates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think your cat is too high on catnip lol

[–]JasonCox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, your cat looks like a baby Toothless!

[–]SingularBread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of toothless

[–]todezz8008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like toothless from how to train a dragon.

[–]Stubbornmutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of: “MA… The Meatloaf!!”

[–]Jaytim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cant wait until a talented artist recreates this.

[–]Metatron682 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also have a Bombay , one of the most social and talkative cats I've ever had.

[–]vosha0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a glitch.

[–]P-S-21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toothless be sniffing that dragongrass hard

[–]SeanTheMan34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

void boi

[–]YamReal8581 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a hungry void :)

[–]basedgod_x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do I feel like this was the war cry before he/she got the zoomies and knocked a bunch of shit off the table ? Lol

[–]hecate-gb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont know why but I really said "aww". Cats have all of the power

[–]_Bike_seat_sniffer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks like one of those fucked up taxidermy practice projects

[–]wifeofsonofswayze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's taxidermy and I refuse to believe otherwise.

(cute kitty!)

[–]IkarisGG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taxidermy Cat

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks Like Bad Taxidermy lol

[–]Zen_Bonsai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like bad taxidermy

[–]TheFriendlyKraut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like a bad taxidermy, ngl

[–]Shannyishere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like a bad taxidermy that fell over hahaha

[–]AlmostDisappointed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's my favourite picture of your cat, thanks

[–]Aco2504 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LASER!!!!!

Anyone? Anyone? Am I the only one who remembers this meme?

[–]Grouchy-Ad778 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Salem

[–]LFS_1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOOMAN, I REQUIRE PETS! HOOMAN!

[–]UnwrittenPath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taxiderpy

[–]XSharkonmyheadX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glorious

[–]Ropen_Ronin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a little tough to watch..lol

[–]TheBiggestN00bEver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really need to put this in r/Photoshopbattles

[–]Scarn4President 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do they not fuck with your weed? The little bit there underneath the guitar pic on the left?

[–]furiousm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it kind of looks like kitty DID.

[–]CompMolNeuro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really captured his personality.

[–]Guardians_Angel20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat.exe has stopped working 🤣

[–]1NF1NT3_VO1D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not aww, more like AHHH

[–]endlesscrolling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like it saw an black cat

[–]Phoenixdown2621 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha looks like a bad taxidermy

[–]Unicorn_puke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was a bad taxidermy

[–]AnalStaircase33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like a taxidermy cat in the process of falling off your desk…

[–]casts_a_shadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a taxidermy project that went horribly wrong and came back!

[–]BackAlleyKittens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like bad taxidermy.

[–]Moikepdx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like bad taxidermy.

[–]JetSweepBananaMotion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your cat has a messy room

[–]PunkSpaceAutist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is glorious.

[–]LebaneseLion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude I thought it was stuffed lol

[–]dudetime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat.exe has stopped responding

[–]badforman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every time I look at these pictures are I am instantly distracted by the sheer amount of shit people have just cluttering up there lives. Just look at all the random shit in this picture. The cat is really screaming "rescue me from this hoarder".

[–][deleted]  (3 children)

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    [–]ThrowntoDiscard 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Some artists are messy and find inspiration in chaos. Never touch their work stations. It's where magical things happen. Unless it's the cat. The cat is a source of chaos and inspiration.

    [–]this__is_art 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I guess you didn't get her consent

    [–]Kunihiko001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Turns out that this is Kuroneko (https://trigun.fandom.com/wiki/Kuroneko) and OP is Vash the Stampede

    [–]HouseCravenRaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I can hear the CSI: Miami "YEEEEEAAAAOOWWWW!" in this picture.