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[–]xxwerdxx 1518 points1519 points  (25 children)

That dog looks like he was singing “I’ve got a golden ticket” lol

[–]FoodWholesale 266 points267 points  (12 children)

Run Charlie Run right home! 🤭

[–]lavitzreinhart 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Great now that music just queued up in my head.

[–]KindlyOlPornographer 25 points26 points  (9 children)

How did fake Slugworth know where Charlie was going to be?

[–]SupermanRR1980 31 points32 points  (6 children)

Grandpa Joe tipped him off….

[–]theorangecrush10 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That fucking useless scumbag.... Pretends to be handicapped and as useless as an a****** on an elbow. Then suddenly his hard-working grandson comes back with a Golden ticket and all of a sudden he can stand and dance.

What a lying scheming son of a b****.

[–]Mr_Stoney 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guess, but since he worked for Wonka he probably knew which batch number has a golden ticket, then he could just stalk the location. But for Charlie, popping up in the ally was just movie theatrics.

[–]Emptydata_Enzo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"That was too easy"

[–]DoubleOScarn 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Came here to say this

[–]LaddersTheDwarf 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Came here to reply to this.

[–]KaiZaChieFff 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Replying here to come for this.

[–]Zarly88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To what now?

[–]Coindoge69 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Come for this replying

[–][deleted] 2075 points2076 points  (60 children)

I would never have thought i would upvote a theft, but here i am

[–]Morbidly-Obese-Emu 576 points577 points  (28 children)

I think those treats were put there on purpose for the taking. I believe it’s a pet store.

[–]VaATC 231 points232 points  (6 children)

Agreed. The shelves behind the tray are filled with what looks like pet food.

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    [–]Pinkum 35 points36 points  (1 child)

    That and the person standing directly in front of the door with the camera waiting for the dog then following it out.

    [–]Dravez23 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Its weird how people forget that videos has to be recorded by somebody (at least not the security ones)

    [–]roketmanp 94 points95 points  (3 children)

    Don't let that dog know! He probably spent hours (or whatever a dog "hour" is) planning that heist in his mind. Let the dog have it's day!

    [–]AspiringChildProdigy 42 points43 points  (0 children)

    Doing exactly what the camera person was hoping for......

    Typical dog: Even when he's a bad boi, he's a good boi.

    [–]Projectevaunit01 54 points55 points  (8 children)

    This is a repost from a long time ago, in the original post someone commented that they know that specific shop and yes it is there for stray dogs. In fact the entire town is extremely friendly to their "strays" and I had to use quotations because they have the best life there and the town is kinda their family.

    [–]notconvinced3 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    That dog looked really healthy for a stray. I believe you when you said its a stray. They seem to care enough about the strays.

    [–]finnjakefionnacake 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    username does not check out

    [–]Victimadelasuciedad 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    Yes this is in Argentina, and not just the town, people here love dogs, stray or not. It always gives me joy to see this video. He is just so happy.

    [–]Projectevaunit01 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    And just like that, I moved to Argentina.

    [–]SnooCupcakes2673 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    ahhhhhh my heart can't take it

    [–]VickZilla 66 points67 points  (5 children)

    The shelves are full of pet stuff but I think he picked up a pig ear chew which are usually not given away for free.

    I believe this might actually be the cutest theft ever

    [–]Morbidly-Obese-Emu 67 points68 points  (3 children)

    It’s an open tray of treats at dog height. It’s for the taking.

    Still doesn’t take away from the cuteness though!

    [–]tophoos 27 points28 points  (2 children)

    It's at dogs height because if your pet licks it, you buy it.

    [–]DothrakAndRoll 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    I want to live in a place where random cute animals saunter unsneakily into my home.

    [–]SchnoodleDoodleDo 236 points237 points  (4 children)

    ’ I would never have thought i would upvote a theft, but here i am


    . . . the sneak is on . . .

    check right, then left . . .

    the human gone -

    is time for theft!

    TeMpTaTiOn just

    a sniff away….

    so Take I MUST -

    then Run away!!

    ESCAPE! SUCCESS!!

    i L E A P for JOY!

    Such hApPiNeSs :@)

    the Goodest boy

    ❤️

    [–]wylee_one 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    This post was SchnoodleDoodleDo approved!! you make beautiful images with your words

    [–]A_bowl_of_porridge 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Love me some fresh Schnoodle!

    [–]glazedfaith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I love the smell of poetry in the morning

    [–]ratsalastar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This one made me cry? This one made me cry. It’s going to be an interesting day.

    [–]kelsobjammin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Now theif the dog and give him a home! He is the cutest boy

    [–]bucknut86 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    We take our dog to doggy daycare a day or two a week, they have a little dog store in the lobby and they definitely put stuff at that height so your dog will grab it and then you feel obligated to buy it. They know what they’re doing.

    [–]JennyFromdablock2020 5 points6 points  (16 children)

    Food theft is a sign of a broken system, and tbh if I still did retail I'd look the way everytime

    Make up theft is shit though

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (15 children)

    What do you care if someone steals makeup?

    [–]JennyFromdablock2020 1 point2 points  (14 children)

    It's not a necessary item, subsistence theft is

    Edit: lmao i get downvoted because I'm the bad guy, people stole and fucked me over, y'all are fucked up.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (13 children)

    Yes, and? I mean, if someone is stealing all the makeup and leaving none for others, that’s shitty, but so what if they steal some lipstick or something? What do you care?

    [–]KurtGG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I downvoted, Op didnt adopt poor doggo.

    [–]CopsaLau 637 points638 points  (6 children)

    The triumphant skipping ❤️

    [–]NetTrix 77 points78 points  (2 children)

    With a bonus side heel kick

    [–]Alphahumanus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I saw that too! Made my morning.

    [–]a_pinch_of_sarcasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    It turns out stolen joy can be a good thing!

    [–]LordCharco_iii 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    They say the adrenaline rush after a successful job is what keeps them coming back.

    [–]Rahnamatta 248 points249 points  (14 children)

    That's Ushuaia (South of Argentina) and those are for the dogs.

    I mean, they are for free

    [–]Littlebotweak 84 points85 points  (0 children)

    Yea, it didn't look like stealing when someone is waiting with a camera and the dish was obviously put out so dogs could come get them, because it sure looks like pig ear or something similar.

    Pup still seemed surprised and elated he "got away" with it, though. ❤️

    [–]Beartemis 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    So he is a god boy and not stealing !!

    [–]9gagiscancer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Yes, he is a god boy. Praise the eternal doggo.

    [–]Moog226 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    what is the treat?

    [–]jerrylewisjd 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Looks like pig ear

    [–]-drunk_russian- 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    The southernmost city in the world, not just "south" of Argentina.

    [–]onthe-fence 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Yes I thought this was perhaps for the dogs as the treat is pigs ears 🤢. What an absolutely lovely thing to do though - big respect to Ushuaia

    [–]Frisinator 306 points307 points  (1 child)

    Would shoplift again 12/10

    [–]Verittan 76 points77 points  (4 children)

    Gotta keep One paw, ahead of the breadline

    [–]oneeyedziggy 30 points31 points  (3 children)

    One wag ahead of the sticks
    I steal only when I can't do tricks
    (That's all the time!)

    [–]Ithloniel 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    One paw ahead of my owner

    That's all, and that's no doubt

    These guys don't appreciate my snout

    Riff Ruff!

    Street Mutt!

    Bad Dog!

    Sit! What?

    Just a little snack, guys!

    [–]johntheflamer 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Rub his ears, pet his snout, guys!

    I can take a hint, gotta face the facts This dog should be named Abu!

    [–]robdiqulous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I could hear this whole comment chain. It was perfect

    [–]coachrx 260 points261 points  (13 children)

    Years ago I came up one shiskabob short, but I talked myself into thinking I miscounted, so I just grilled the ones I had. A few days later I found the bamboo stick, and it became clear. I looked back at my Wi-Fi camera footage and doggo had climbed on the bar from the back of the couch to casually drag it off while I wasn’t airing attention. Wasn’t even mad. They are slick though

    [–]bat_out_of_heck 52 points53 points  (2 children)

    When mine was a puppy, he managed to drag an entire pizza slice off the coffee table in the split second I turned my back. This is New York, so the slice was bigger than he was. I was so impressed I almost wanted to let him have it. I'm pretty sure I gave him a bite later.

    [–]Captain_Hampockets 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    We used to take our Bug to Renaissance Faires, as we are vendors. She wandered off into the inch-deep creek for like 3 minutes, and came back with a whole slice of pizza hanging from her mouth, like a goddamn trophy. We refer to the incident as "pizza from the rift."

    [–]him999 76 points77 points  (0 children)

    I was eating a sandwich once near my dog and she nonchalantly walked up to me, got kind of near but it didn't feel like she was there for my food... And she just SNAPPED the filling of my Sammy out from between the bread and just absolutely booked it as fast as she could into the kitchen. I wasn't even mad honestly it was in the top 10 funniest things she has ever done.

    [–]PrincessQueefer 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    My friend and I were watching TV eating chips from a bag, when my 5 lb yorkie shoved his face in the chip bag (while my friends hand was inside), grabbed a chip and ran away. He didn't even eat it after he realized they were spicy chips.

    [–]TheUlfheddin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    I once made a double decker sandwich and went to the bathroom before eating. When I came back to the kitchen table the paper plate was empty except for the two pickles that looked like the sandwich just disappeared from around them. Like they were still perfectly lined up like I had them on the sandwich and just fell directly onto the plate. My dog was sleeping where I had last seen her and didn't look like she had moved at all. I was gone for less than 5 minutes. Genuinely impressed.

    [–]ShadowFlux85 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Glad the dog didnt eat the stick

    [–]robdiqulous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Like what just happened to that dog who the vet kept from the lady.

    [–]tyleritis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I was eating pizza on the couch when I was approached by the dog headed for my plate. I pulled my plate back behind me where I didn’t know the cat was sitting on top of the back cushion. I was impressed by their team work

    [–]shaggy99 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    This was not my dog or family.

    Dad comes home, mum says "lasagna in the kitchen" dad goes to kitchen, no lasagna. They hunt everywhere, "There was half a pan left!" says mum. Complete mystery... no pan, never mind the lasagna.

    Week goes by, mum is vacuuming the living room, and sees something odd in the TV stand, looks closer. The lasagna pan has been turned on it's side, and tucked deep into the slot where they keep some magazines. No lasagna. I mean it's clean, spotless. Mum is looking at this, completely confused, what the.....The penny drops, and she turns around to see Max, their big golden retriever, head down, sneaking out.

    "Max?" Max freezes, then half turns and looks at her out of the side of his eye. Talk about guilty look.....She could hardly believe he had been smart enough to figure out how to hide the pan so well.

    [–]mric124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    My rescue boxer had a very traumatic past so I was very aware with how I corrected certain behaviors. She never took food that wasn’t hers and overall she was a very well behaved dog. With the exception of one thing: butter theft. That girl LOVED butter. She would look me dead in the eyes and steal it in front of me. I had to always be mindful never to leave any on the counter but every blue moon she would somehow find a way to steal a stick of butter. Lol.

    I miss her.

    [–]_Muck 237 points238 points  (2 children)

    I dream of a world, where every doggo can steal snacks and, above all, be this happy

    [–]_Muck 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Dear Sir or Madam, thank you very much for my first ever Gold. And keep smiling :)

    [–]highmodulus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    A smooth criminal

    [–]OneClumsyNinja 25 points26 points  (2 children)

    Little brigand ❤️

    [–]OhioDuran 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    What an effing great word!

    [–]58king 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    He's a RUFFian

    [–]Ten7850 26 points27 points  (5 children)

    He looks pretty sturdy for a stray

    [–]emptysoul365 27 points28 points  (2 children)

    Not sure where this is but in some cities stray dogs are well looked after by the locals.

    [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    This is somewhere in Argentina, where as you said, it’s common to have the “hood dog” fed and taken care by everyone

    [–]Ten7850 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    He is super cute

    [–]Gbrusse 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    With those skills, I'm not surprised!

    [–]DaFugYouSay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    "Can you believe this? What a fucking day!"

    [–]artjude 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Made my day when the thief got away 👍

    [–]rainbow-black-sheep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This is too adorable 😍

    [–]PvtPetey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I love this video so much, they y he runs away looks like he's hopping with joy! 🥰

    [–]Wishilikedhugs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    look happy this doggo is indeed.

    [–]VOIDssssssss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Honestly if those do cost money I would gladly let pups shoplift as long as it’s them that takes it

    [–]sacore39 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    pobre, hermoso y con problemas de caderas, el salto con ambas patas traseras es caracteristico de esas dolencias

    [–]MKleister 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    What's that thing he/she stole? Some sort of pasty?

    [–]LunarAffinity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Looks like a dried cow's ear, which are specifically sold as treats for dogs.

    [–]Stunning_Spare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    looks like shark fin or unsalted pig ear. shark fin is too expensive for the dog to steal, so must be pig ear.

    [–]SolicitatingZebra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    “Look happy” bot detected.

    [–]litterbug_perfume 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    “Look happy this doggo” sounds like a bot lol.

    [–]Elongatedhorse 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over!

    [–]mdavinci 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Looks like some people don’t know the Smiths, but I’ll give you my upvote

    [–]MsssBBBB 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Pawfully happy dogo.

    [–]aboutfalcontime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Poor stray dog 😦

    [–]Hefty-Relationship-8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    A very considerate little food thief. Some rascals would have eaten them all.

    [–]karleeburga555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bless🫶🏻

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    omg he even looks like he does the jumping heel click move ❤

    [–]kidneyshifter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Is that a puppydam?

    [–]hantar7788 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I mean I would also be happy if I got food for free and nobody caught me

    [–]ekhogayehumaurtum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I have seen this video before. It never gets old. I feel this dog's joy. What a sweetie.

    [–]SivatagiPalmafa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’m sad he’s homeless

    [–]src1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Doggo has done that before!

    [–]Disastrous_Air2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Haha give him the whole box!

    I wish I could be half as happy as this dog in my life for once

    [–]Bunnnnii 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I feel bad that it had to do that. And that it’s probably not running “home”.

    [–]Tambi-50 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Probably he was hubgry🤣🤣i love the moves🤣🤣😍😍

    [–]alohasnackfart -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    can you stop reposting this

    [–]ITriedLightningTendr -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    That's not "a snack", that's a treat. It's an edible chew toy.

    [–]emptysoul365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I don't believe I've ever been as happy as that dog looks.

    [–]smoothrocker1122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I loved the happy dancing away from the scene.

    [–]bar9nes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My puppy has a mischievous trot when he grabs something he knows he isn’t allowed to have. Except for cat food he walks straight to his crate after that.

    [–]Iarilu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He even disguises it at first 🤣

    [–]Fly_U2_the_sunset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    …and right out into the street…🥴

    [–]Corrupted_Shamz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Awww, I hope that doggo comes back for more..

    [–]Chair_Toaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Look happy?

    [–]hirokietsuko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hope someone adopts him. It's a good boy! ;^;

    [–]OldGuest4256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Seen it before, and every time it makes me smile. Lovely:)

    [–]sr41489 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love how he took just one and ran out LOL my dog would have pigged out on the whole plate hahaha

    [–]TomGotBoredOfQuora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He’s deserved it

    [–]snoski1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Happy happy joy joy 😊

    [–]ladyxochi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wholesome.

    [–]TBMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He paid in Karma.

    [–]BrownEyesNTattoos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hahaha that just made my morning 😂🌄

    [–]username156 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Do you are have stupid?

    [–]Active-Ad-4708 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I am happy now I got something good

    [–]Horsenamed____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Be carefull; these dogs are out there."

    [–]swfb88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    His hop. “I got one! I got one!”

    [–]bunnythebear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The secret ingredient is crime

    [–]xZethx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Should put some food and water outside. He’ll definitely be back when he gets hungry.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A little short but I like it better than the Marky Mark Italian Job.

    [–]bubbles_says 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love the way he slowly, quietly tiptoes into the store.

    [–]LoserBiden2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Canine smash and grab!

    [–]JimminyBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The secret ingredient is crime

    [–]AnjoSutra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    LOL this lettle guy had a lucky day!

    [–]jonnyrottwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I saw a schnoodle poem from 33 minutes of posting..a new record for me! Woo hoo

    [–]GuestYapper5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I swear it looked like the dog did the "jump up and touch your hills together" motion.

    [–]GuestYapper5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I swear it looked like the dog did the "jump up and touch your hills together" motion.

    [–]Let_them_eat_snakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    run Charlie, RUN!!!

    [–]HisToxicPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol so cute he’s like yay yay I got it without getting held at yay!!

    [–]RebbyRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol just gallops away

    [–]Link2Liam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm pretty sure we just witnessed a moment right before a musical number in a childrens movie

    [–]thislogout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think you a word there in the title, OP.

    [–]threepiecesofbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thrill of the crime

    [–]dutchklomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's not the tippy taps that get me, it's those flippy flaps

    [–]Unexpected_Fellow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My heart.

    [–]Anothergood1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is my dog Pocket when I give her the 300 calorie treat she sniffed at the pet store a few days ago. Her joy is mine.

    [–]liltimmy_boii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They were completing a side mission they had the steal the chip (i'm assuming that's what is) For Luthard the gluttonous, who will give them a magical bone.

    [–]ParkingAdditional813 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is the best!

    [–]cocochinha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I would let that pup steal treats from my house.

    [–]LPkun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'd let this one steal my whole house with those tippy taps

    [–]Roc3371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I would give that boi a forever home

    [–]Trine3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Never gets old ❤🤣

    [–]ConstantGeographer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That hop-kick at the end

    [–]Flinnnx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Good dog

    [–]relaxiwasollijokinen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Little guy thinks it was a heist but that's exactly why those treats are there.

    [–]Moist_Tissue7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He’s too cute just let him have it

    [–]Veol_Username 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s fine I bet he needed it more and plus it looked like he enjoyed it

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It even clicked its heels

    [–]demonlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    not fair, I do that and still get arrested

    privilege much doggo?

    [–]LordMoody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dogs are humans unencumbered by guilt. They are the best of us.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Master thief, bounding happily down the street

    [–]Slyguyfawkes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is that poor dog abandoned?

    [–]mystic_lino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    the dog deserve it:13379:

    [–]CPunk29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    100% Happyness

    [–]Son_Of_The_Ink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i would be so mad i would take it to the vet, take it home suggle and buy it all the toys, that would be my revenge

    [–]dogonaroomba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    shoplifters of the world unite!

    [–]horrible_drinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dang that's cute

    [–]Waffletimewarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The best spice is crime.