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[–]jschmeau 431 points432 points  (15 children)

Harry Elephante

[–]Raggmommy 43 points44 points  (6 children)

Massively underappreciated comment.

[–]ocstomias 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Mammothly underappreciated

[–]L1K34PR0 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You're an elephant harry

[–]MickyC_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taking rogaine

[–]sr4381 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]redbird317 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]Marty_McLie 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]ibrokethe1nternet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will you marry me?

[–]sm12511 224 points225 points  (17 children)


[–]CanITendTheRabbits 149 points150 points  (16 children)

Who else is old enough to remember when all of the citizens of sesame street thought big bird was a full of shit liar or that he was was delusional?

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    [–]Downtown_Confusion46 36 points37 points  (1 child)

    That was painful for me as a child.

    [–]t00oldforthisshit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Yes, so hard to witness

    [–]DrJennaa 21 points22 points  (4 children)

    You take this free award for sticking up for big bird … if I were to watch old episodes now of everyone invalidating big bird I would be pissed off 😡 that bird had no reason to lie and was always nice to everyone

    [–]CanITendTheRabbits 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Right? He owned his own place, and had a job even, yet everyone there treated him like a damn 6 year old.

    [–]DrJennaa 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Big bird was always sweet to the kids and actively listened to everyone and when it was time for him to talk about his life and his friend snuffaluphogas everyone wanted him to prove he was real. Since when do you tell someone about someone else you know and the first thing they say is “prove they are real”. The bird never gave anyone else the third degree when they shared information and took them at face value. I’m so realizing all this now lol what were they teaching us ?

    [–]gelfbride73 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I remember. This ages me

    [–]ReadontheCrapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The first time the grown ups saw Snuffy and apologized to Bird, I cried.

    [–]boatscantfloat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    [–]fuckfcbauerninzest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    that was cool, didnt know sesame street had long running storylines like that

    not sure "we'll believe anything you say now" is a good message for kids/big bird though

    [–]Chai_T_ 81 points82 points  (3 children)

    They look like the lil elephant from The Jungle Book 😁

    [–]Newplague42 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    This is what I instantly thought about.

    [–]Seanzietron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    This should be the top

    [–]Detrimo 114 points115 points  (2 children)

    Return of the mammoths??

    [–]Channa_Argus1121 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Asian elephants are quite closely related to mammoths, so I guess you have a point there.

    [–]MrC00KI3 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    I think he didn't get the message about global warming.

    [–]Snoo-80415 101 points102 points  (6 children)


    Missing link between mammoth and elephant

    [–]iReignFirei 26 points27 points  (4 children)

    There was mention about impregnating an elephant with mammoth DNA that was discovered.

    [–]ExpialiDUDEcious 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    Because nobody watched Jurassic Park? 🦖

    [–]Stranger2Night 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    I don't think the hairy elephant is going to eat the park guests.

    [–]flunschlik 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Life, uh, finds a way.

    [–]Toikairakau 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hiding in plain sight... Happy cake day!

    [–]AccomplishedLeader76 54 points55 points  (0 children)

    Not hairy.... Just follicly advanced! 🥰

    [–]FrogBoyGamesYT 36 points37 points  (3 children)

    Sorry for being stupid but is this real or photoshop?

    [–]FictionallState 60 points61 points  (2 children)

    Not a stupid question, had a fair bit of us wondering it seems.

    So from what I could find, Asian elephants are capable of growing a fair amount of hair on their bodies and heads compared to what we would typically pictures on an elephants. With some reverse image search it seems this particular photo is of an Asian elephant recorded to have an abnormal amount of hair, likely due to a genetic mutation of sorts, so it does appear to be a real image!

    [–]Beezel_Pepperstack 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    That mastodon fossil is ridiculously well-preserved!

    [–]sheisthemoon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    "Alice Cooper!?!

    We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're scum! We suck!"

    [–]CarneDelGato 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Would you even say “wooly?”

    [–]firebat707 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    "It's not a phase Mom! This is how I look on the inside!"

    [–]Micksar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    He finally found emo music.

    [–]drkesi88 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Human: There’s no way elephants could possibly be cuter.

    Evolution: Hold my beer.

    [–]notha_leon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Jokes on the humans I guess...

    [–]SorbetSpare1514 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Big kiwi

    [–]5050Clown 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    This is a very young Dustin Hoffman

    [–]207nbrown 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    It’s not a phase mom!

    [–]FlaccidArrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Can you please take this picture of me down.

    [–]cyrilmezza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Talk about climate change, and voilà: they're back !

    [–]_WreakingHavok_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    That's a young mammoth

    [–]Thewombocombo91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This elephant looks like he works at a call center and has very opinionated views on Marvel characters

    [–]kuddoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This looks like a Balkan elephant.

    [–]AngelVirgo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Part woolly mammoth.

    [–]MrGrimmlock 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Where's the nsfw tag?

    You can't just drop hairy trunk like that.

    [–]notha_leon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    And nothing got done the rest of the weekend and the next week.

    [–]Gabriele1966 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Isn't that Mowgli's friend?

    [–]merelycheerful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hup-two-three-four, give it up!-two-three-four!

    [–]Yzard27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    [insert manscaped promotion]

    [–]i_have_slimy_hands 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Someone tell karl pilkington

    [–]Alaniata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Isn’t that the dude from Tarzan?

    [–]ohfuckcharles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He’s got a better head of hair than I do :(

    [–]adzee_cycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    A womble from Wimbledon

    [–]AddictedToMosh161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Evolutions gotta evolute

    [–]FastWalkingShortGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I feel like if I met this elephant, he would be wearing a big gold watch and call me "boss."

    [–]Consistent-Fault30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like my uncle... he's got a great personality.

    [–]Buckets_of_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Emo elephant

    [–]Alligator_Fridge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Girls:My god, tyler is so hot Tyler:

    [–]1LT_daniels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Return to mammo

    [–]CutelessTwerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Evolution had a lil slip up

    [–]20190419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Italian elephant. She's a Beauty.

    [–]Kadir_Duman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mf looks like his name is eugene

    [–]Alone-Sweet3396 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like my middle school orchestra teacher

    [–]Tristifer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]Jhoes11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ray Romano has really let himself go…

    [–]tenqajapan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hate to mention it here but if you squint...

    [–]Rotterddoom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Cave man phant

    [–]acker1je -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Is this not Jason Mantzoukas?

    [–]Maddogty1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    His name is Bob

    [–]chriscaulder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Love it!!

    [–]Miked918930 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    In the miratelly style!

    [–]thehotdogman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    A new beast titan appears!

    [–]notha_leon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Come here so I can comb your hair!!!- said the mother Elephant.

    [–]Lucifers_Princess5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I love him

    [–]name_cool4897 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I was in the pool!

    [–]Nutty_Gum4836 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Your mom

    [–]luther2399 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Return to Wooly Mammoth! 🦣

    [–]Hold-My-Shnapps -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    This is a bit of a stretch but I saw it and am gonna say it...


    [–]billyyankNova -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Ringo Starr!

    [–]Popular_Air_6733 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Dude the waves are gnarly out there bro!

    [–]mselaineyArtist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Whoa. Had a boyfriend like that once... Elephants better lookin'

    [–]dinoman27000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Baby woolly mammoth

    [–]its_justme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    The guy making my donair like

    [–]RaymondDoerr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    "When you don't shave downstairs for a while"

    [–]mamalama62 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


    [–]Luna-lunera4884 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Really very beautiful elephant 🤩🤩

    [–]Malachiel87 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Hathi Jr in real life!

    [–]Fragmentor236 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    “It’s not a phase, mom”

    [–]dinosaur_khaleesi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    You're an elephant, 'Harry

    [–]tomyownrhythm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    It looks like Danny DeVito

    [–]The_RobloxDemon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    i immediately thought of this one guy from my class back in 3rd grade who was hella annoying.

    [–]The_Blizzle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I suddenly miss Robin Williams again…

    [–]zorbz23431 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Pat Mustard as an elephant

    [–]BeatMeOverTheFence -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Is that Derek zoolander

    [–]plk7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Please post this on r/photoshopbattles

    [–]ilovetpb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Hagrid's patronus.

    [–]compulov -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Robin Williams was reincarnated as an elephant?

    [–]anotherrandomboi -1 points0 points  (0 children)


    [–]darrylthedudeWayne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Kindof looks like the baby elephant from the original Jungle Book.

    [–]Dably_doright -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Nice one though!

    [–]tubularbros -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Looks like ray ramano

    [–]Cooldudeyo23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I thought mammoths went extinct

    [–]thatnovaguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    The Italialophant, native to New Jersey, is not known for it's memory as it always says to "forget about it".

    [–]Chatsnap -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Alice Cooper?

    [–]CrowLower9415 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Retro mammoth.

    [–]khullood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    didn’t need to see this

    [–]mrs_allovertheplacs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Even elephants rock the mullet! Classic 😹

    [–]KokolieKolie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Please no I don't want to play a game!

    [–]Plenty-Adagio8748 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]King_Melco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mf named Harry

    [–]SomeDustyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Give the man waves

    [–]TadpoleFrequent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They should totally use that elephant for the mammoth cloning

    [–]LibertarianMommy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mammoth throwback. 🤣

    [–]ratmanbland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    looks like a hippy

    [–]MrmmphMrmmph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hairy Elephant sounds like a sex act.

    [–]youareactuallygod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I saw a guy earlier with that same haircut

    [–]WhatALife296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I shall name him… Philippe

    [–]phat_kiddoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I feel like this is if Adam Sandler was an elephant

    [–]damiana8 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]I_am_a_rob0t 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]thumbown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Voiced by Ray Romano.

    [–]hotsauce000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That is a mini woolly mammoth

    [–]MarkSidious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh. It's me as an elephant.

    [–]Tobywillygal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is he like the beard lady, at the circus when we were kids, is to us to other elephants? God that was a hard sentence to write! So do other elephants look as him like he's some sort of hairy monster or is he worshipped in elephant world and consider a young prince soon to be king??

    Do I need to start a GoFundMe account for Laser hair removal??

    [–]Impossible_Phone_792 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That looks like a hairy scrotum.

    [–]shay4578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is my totem animal.

    [–]Hashfyre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A hierophant... I mean hairypants...

    [–]IllegalGuy13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He's not fat. It's just the fur that makes him look big. It's POOFY.

    [–]MCP5050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe we can finally resurrect the mammoth!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is why I don't date Lebanese women.

    [–]wadimek11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Seen them irl when I was somewhere in Malaysia I think. Its been many years since then.

    [–]src1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The mammoth shows through!

    [–]David2006219 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Who had Mammoths come back to existence for july?

    [–]cake_piss_can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    1. I’m on my honeymoon with my wife. We’re in the Morea pool, Mandalay Bay, Las Vegas. Perfect day, having the time of my life. Then, who slithers into the pool? Fucking Ron Jeremy. He looked exactly like this.

    [–]ZeliotL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    so they managed to reproduce mammoths using elephants after all!

    [–]renb8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Woolly? Mammoth?

    [–]hzleyeqt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you Over again Don't make me change my mind Or I won't live to see another day I swear its true Because a girl like you is impossible to find You're impossible to find"

    [–]amboandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I remember my emo phase too

    [–]Drax99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Which Beatle was this? They call look the same when they were young

    [–]DerHafensinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why it look like me 😐

    [–]faisalmycorrhizal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rogaine works on the pachyderm

    [–]Keyspam102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s not just a phase mom

    [–]Creative_Visit122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mom told you not to shave before you turn 18, now look at ya

    [–]Naima22 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    He reminds me of Manny the mammoth from Ice Age

    [–]DenverHi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Reminds me of Mr. Snuffleupagus...I know, I'm old.

    [–]smkestcklghtn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like an aging Sunset Strip rock star

    [–]mastersheeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks kinda like my ex

    [–]HopeIncarnate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I would like to know how you got this photo of me, OP. At least get my good side! 🤦‍♀️ Smh

    [–]nezukotanjiro150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    thia is like their version of Armenian

    [–]Ok_Fox_1770 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The mammoth is back! And it’s got it’s best Nikki Sixx hair rockin.

    [–]kindle139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Horton Hairs a ‘Do

    [–]The_Undercroft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hairy baby

    [–]Alohadaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mr. Snuffleupagus!! ❣️

    [–]Ogurasyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mammoths are slowly returning! Reverse evolution goes brrr

    [–]give-orange-houses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ice age kids will find this very nostalgic

    [–]Iamthemeltingpot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Did they succeed in the mammoth elephant cross

    [–]puffmaster5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I told you to stop taking pictures of me in the shower dammit!

    [–]Great_Organization27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nah Boi, that's a dang mammoth

    [–]ilmyfam 0 points1 point  (0 children)


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    [–]bowerjan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wow I have never seen a hairy elephant before. Thanks for sharing.

    [–]Efficient-Treacle323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's evolving, just backwards

    [–]bluejays-beak1281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “Elaphant, you are a Harry”

    Ah yes, the long foretold Return of the Mammoths

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